Mike: The duece?

Heather: ?

Mike: I go away for two days and the zombie apocalypse happens.

Mike: Just great.

Heather: well

Heather: maybe you should have been paying more attention

Mike: I stayed in all day!

Mike: Well, all day Tuesday.

Mike: man.

Heather: well you missed it

Mike: Well, luckily all of my Sunday / Wednesday gaming friends are alive.

Mike: And Jae.

Mike: Who, I suspect, has actually always been a zombie - so no real change.

Heather: I guess that's lucky

Heather: sort of

Mike: Sort of.

Mike: So, what are brains like?

Heather: it's true

Heather: delicious!

Mike: oh

Mike: unrelatedly

Mike: I don't think you should come down this weekend.

Mike: Nor should Whitney.

Mike: or Dan, probably.

Mike: In fact, you should all stay in Boston.

Heather: what! why?

Heather: we are fun!

Mike: Mmmm...

Mike: Yeah.

Heather: no no we'll be there

Heather: mmmmmm

Mike: Here's the thing.

Mike: Sternbergia?

Mike: SEVERELY lacking in nourishing brains.

Heather: oh...

Heather: goood point

Heather: you'll be there though

Mike: Well, maybe.

Mike: I mean, I may have a date.

Mike: In a bunker.

Mike: With a shotgun.

Heather: okay

Heather: I guess

Mike: She's a pretty shotgun.

Mike: I'll uh...
Mike: I'll let you meet her sometime.

Heather: I guess.....

Heather: but I'd umm

Heather: still like to hang out

Heather: and ummm eat some dinner

Mike: I already ate!

Mike: I mean

Mike: like

Mike: by the time you get there

Mike: I'll have already eaten, probably

Mike: ...

Mike: ...

Mike: I'm sure Graham'll be hungry, though.

Mike: I mean, reading books and listening to classical music and doing maths sure works up a brain

Mike: APPETITE!

Mike: an appetite!

Heather: Graham is umm.... not as meaty a dinner companion Mike

Heather: you must see that

Mike: not really

Mike: but then

Mike: I have this strange...

Mike: brian disease...

Mike: that ruins my vision

Mike: I'll give you fifty dollars if you eat Graham instead of me.

Heather: ...

Heather: done!

Mike: Alright, cool.

Mike: I'll get you the money as soon as I can.

Mike: You know I'm good for it.

Heather: I do

Heather: besides if you don't get it to me I will just eat you both

Heather: it's a win - win situation

Mike: hrm

Mike: I suppose so

Mike: I mean, you could also always just eat me and take my fifty-

Mike: crap

Mike: Ignore that last thing

Heather: wow

Heather: you are always thinking!

Heather: thanks Mike

Mike: what?

Mike: No!

Mike: I never think!

Mike: Ever!

Mike: Balls.