Yo' mama is SO ugly...!

[MeleeMan]

[Insert funny part here]

Someone help me out please! :D

[G_tarRoCK3R]

....that even Egor said no.

....that bees won't even sting her.

[MeleeMan]

....that even Egor said no.

....that bees won't even sting her.

OOOOOOOOH!!! BURN!!!

[Skr33]

...that nobody wants to be seen with her in public for fear of being judged.

Wait.. What are we doing here again?

[dady5000]

...that the Yo' Mama joke got to lazy to finish the punch-line.

[G_tarRoCK3R]

Yo mama is SO ugly that Paris Hilton said thats not hot.

[Jainay]

Yo' mama is so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to ALL the kids in class

[MaximumJason]

you know. we could all be outside enoying a rainbow or sumthin' right now :)

[Skr33]

you know. we could all be outside enoying a rainbow or sumthin' right now :)

Meh, outside is nothing but pain and misery. JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.

I'm sorry... I'm going to go now...

[Insaintly]

Yo Mamma so stupid she doesn't like Weezer.

[JohnTheDrummer]

Yo momma is so fat that when asked "Paper or Plastic" she said Spandex

A-O!!!... that sucked.

[Aragha]

You momma is so stupid, she thought LIGHTsaber meant fewer calories!

[RockBandRocker]

Yo' momma is so stupid, she failed a blood test!

[elman0o7]

i like a game that doesn't make me waste more than i need to.....2 AirG's with the game.....SOLD!!!!!!

[OKGost]

You're mamma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

... and the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.

[sweet-t310]

i like a game that doesn't make me waste more than i need to.....2 AirG's with the game.....SOLD!!!!!!

Congratulations, you win. On so many levels.

[MaximumJason]

Meh, outside is nothing but pain and misery. JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.

I'm sorry... I'm going to go now...

LOL, nice.

[Ehfahq]

Yo momma is so fat that she went to the doctor and he was concerned about her high cholesterol so he put her on a low fat diet.

[Aragha]

Yo momma is so fat that she went to the doctor and he was concerned about her high cholesterol so he put her on a low fat diet.

OH! SOMEONE GET SOME ICE FOR THIS BURRRNNN!!!

[RockBandRocker]

Yo' momma is so fat that she got a part time job as a movie theater screen!

[JohnTheDrummer]

Yo momma is SO dumb, when someone asked what her favorite Black Metal band was... she said Living Color...

ZING

[Satoshi]

Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!

[Ryyke]

Yo' momma is so dumb, she saw a sign that said "wet floor" so she did!

Ba dum tish.

[nashphx13z]

Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Somebody call the fire department, 'cause you just got BURNED!

[RockBandRocker]

Yo' momma is so fat that when she sits on the beach, wildlife protection groups try to push her back into the water.

[Insaintly]

Congratulations, you win. On so many levels.

I'M HOOKED ON MONKEY FONICS

[trench762]

she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out

[Mattikus]

y0 momma so phat, there no damn comparison >=]

[AlliterationAmy]

Yo momma's so ugly that when she reads beauty magazines she feels a depressed sense of self-esteem at her inability to achieve the unrealistic standards of beauty placed on women by society.

[JohnTheDrummer]

Yo momma's so ugly that when she reads beauty magazines she feels a depressed sense of self-esteem at her inability to achieve the unrealistic standards of beauty placed on women by society.

Wow.... that was.... amazing :p

[G_tarRoCK3R]

Yo mama is SO fat that when she takes a piss it sounds like a waterfall.