HMX Please patch in rhythm

[blue_dragonzero]

I'm tired of losing the beat while drumming. You should have thought ahead for this. I'm hereby starting a petition to insert a patch into Rock Band that gives drummers rhythm automatically. This patch must:

1. Allow hands to perform complex rolls and rhythms by themselves
2. Allow feet to move independently of arms to play bass pedal on the beat.
3. Allow the BWT to play itself, for those whose bandmates are disabled/young/******ed
4. Cure cancer. Are you going to let poor Timmy die Hmx?

I urge the community to sign this to ensure that Magic Dragon's Awesome Patch++ comes to fruition. As we all could use some extra rhythm.

Blue_dragonzero

[Quastor]

I've said it once, I'll say it again.

Magic and dragons... that's like awesome + awesome

[mastergamer1231]

Doesnt it already do this?
Sorry i dont have the game yet but i think it already has this, thats the whole point of the drums.

[AdamBomb629]

Oh, and can you also add into the patch the BWT playing itself so I don't have to play through it on medium? My 2 year old and 3 year old can't play guitar or sing on medium and my wife, well, she only has one arm, so she can't drum very well.

[drno830]

I Am So Pissed Off Taht Harmonx Didnt Maek My Rythm Instantly Better. I Am Going To Sue!!!!! Unless Tey Releese A Patch To Make Me Awesome And Fc Wont Get Fooled Again On Expert

[ClinTrojan]

wtf are you talking about....keep the beat urself or practice

[blue_dragonzero]

Oh, and can you also add into the patch the BWT playing itself so I don't have to play through it on medium? My 2 year old and 3 year old can't play guitar or sing on medium and my wife, well, she only has one arm, so she can't drum very well.

Yeah hold on.


I Am So Pissed Off Taht Harmonx Didnt Maek My Rythm Instantly Better. I Am Going To Sue!!!!! Unless Tey Releese A Patch To Make Me Awesome And Fc Wont Get Fooled Again On Expert

Exactly man! End this Oppression!

[KingColon]

The peripherals should be able to powder my ass. I'm going to send the ones I have back and I'd like to have them replaced with ones that can do that, please.

[Apples]

wtf are you talking about....keep the beat urself or practice

Pretty sure there's a hint of sarcasm in the original post. ;) I mentioned it as a joke in the new IRC channel due to my lack of rhythm on drums.

[blue_dragonzero]

The peripherals should be able to powder my ass. I'm going to send the ones I have back and I'd like to have them replaced with ones that can do that, please.

What! I thought they already did that! Enough is enough Hmx!

[Cr4zyBr4dy]

I'd like my instruments to cure cancer

Why Don't Tey DO thiss

[blue_dragonzero]

I'd like my instruments to cure cancer

Why Don't Tey DO thiss

Are you going to let poor Timmy die Hmx?

[drno830]

They don't cure cancer? This is a travesty. THIS Is MADNESS!

[Bakkster]

They don't cure cancer? This is a travesty. THIS Is MADNESS!

THIS IS ROCKBAND!

But seriously, how will I be able to play teh TBW on easy cause I am teh suck? Needs moar rhythm to play mah rhythm game!

[phulcrum1984]

This game doesn't cure cancer!?! God damn it! I'm taking this **** back to Gamestop!

[Hanover]

What? Rock Band doesn't play itself??!

Then I'm TOTALLY waiting for Player Piano Hero!

http://www.totalimmaturity.com/images/playerpianohero.jpg

[logicalnoise]

HMX I'[m sorry but I'm filing a class action lawsuit because BWT doesn't in fact simulate the realistic effects fo being a habitual heroin addict. If I'm supposed to pretend to be kurt Cobain I need my heroin. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

and I'll be petitioning the EA share holders because while actually being on heroin I'm unable to play BWT mode competently please make it easier.


/jk

[Jixzer]

HMX I'[m sorry but I'm filing a class action lawsuit because BWT doesn't in fact simulate the realistic effects fo being a habitual heroin addict. If I'm supposed to pretend to be kurt Cobain I need my heroin. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

What, you didn't get the syringe and shotgun in your bundle? You got robbed.

[municipalblack]

Ahh you guys just made my night :D

[KeithSkins]

Best. Thread. Ever. :D

[Bakkster]

OMG, I am still waiting HMX! This thread has been going for liek 12 HOURS and we haven't heard anything, I don't think you actually care taht sum of us dun't have rithum!!!!

[FlyinWhee]

wtf is up here I thought my DB9 serial midi controller microphone would work with this. this is bullshizat. Next thing tomorrow I'm walking into a random store and telling the clerk I'm not going to be buying rock band. then I'll get a muffin from him.

[admanimal]

I was told that any drumsticks would work with the drums but all the leftover turkey legs did was make a big mess. Ground up turkey meat is almost impossible to clean off of that rubber drum head materials. How can you release a product the week of thanksgiving and not expect us to try to play it with turkey parts?

[logicalnoise]

What, you didn't get the syringe and shotgun in your bundle? You got robbed.

oh, you must have gotten the platinum edition bundle. I only got the special edition bundle because I figured it's be compatible with most shotgun and syringe controllers. BUT GUESS WHAT every shotgun and syringe controller I've tried has no effect on the gameplay! way to drop the ball!

[logicalnoise]

wtf is up here I thought my DB9 serial midi controller microphone would work with this. this is bullshizat. Next thing tomorrow I'm walking into a random store and telling the clerk I'm not going to be buying rock band. then I'll get a muffin from him.

now see that's your problem you need a converter box for your comp then you need to set up a web radio and broadcast from that mic. then just simply buy a usb mic and hold it up to your computers speakers. Problem solved. Hell it's even in the manual....stupid.

[logicalnoise]

OMG, I am still waiting HMX! This thread has been going for liek 12 HOURS and we haven't heard anything, I don't think you actually care taht sum of us dun't have rithum!!!!

it's not that they don't care it's just that like diamonds rhythm is only as valuable as the market allows so their holding back on their supply so the demand mounts up and they can sell it for triple it's actual worth.

P.s. guess I should have just done a multi quote.

[Bakkster]

oh, you must have gotten the platinum edition bundle. I only got the special edition bundle because I figured it's be compatible with most shotgun and syringe controllers. BUT GUESS WHAT every shotgun and syringe controller I've tried has no effect on the gameplay! way to drop the ball!

But there ARE NO shotgun controllers for teh PS3!!eleven! HMX LIED because they KNEW there was no way to get the full experience without it! Nobody else has made shotgun controllers, so HMX shuld give me one FREE to maek up for it!!!

[KurenEX]

Oh, and can you also add into the patch the BWT playing itself so I don't have to play through it on medium? My 2 year old and 3 year old can't play guitar or sing on medium and my wife, well, she only has one arm, so she can't drum very well.

Def Leppard has an one armed drummer.

[Bakkster]

Def Leppard has an one armed drummer.

I kno!!! What was HMX thinking, because now that guy can't play Rock Band! I'm sure you lost him as a fan forevar!

HMX Band fan cap = Def Leppard, allow one-armed drumming to gain more fans!

[espher]

I, for one, am outraged at the karaoke portion of this game.

Like many who recently registered on these forums, I am illiterate.

I do not find it fair that in order to proceed on the vocal career I need to either read or memorize the lyrics. It's bad enough that I need to be on pitch and humming to sing lines only seems to work with moderate efficiency, but when I get to something like Epic or Sabotage I need to actually work to finish the song.

It's bad enough that I suffer from ADD and can't finish a sentence, let along a song.

Harmonix, this is a SLAP IN THE FACE!

[Quastor]

This thread is out of control.

I've created a monster!

[Bakkster]

I, for one, am outraged at the karaoke portion of this game.

I'm a chronic mumbler! How dare you judge me and give me a poor score? I'm calling the ACLU :mad:

[espher]

I'm a chronic mumbler! How dare you judge me and give me a poor score? I'm calling the ACLU :mad:

WOW.

SO FIRST THE GUY FROM DEAF LEOPARD CAN'T PLAY THE GAME< AND NOW BOB DYLAN CAN'T PLAY THE GAME?

THIS IS TRUE LUNACY

[Bakkster]

WOW.

SO FIRST THE GUY FROM DEAF LEOPARD CAN'T PLAY THE GAME< AND NOW BOB DYLAN CAN'T PLAY THE GAME?

THIS IS TRUE LUNACY

I'll bet that Tony Iommi can't even play because he has plastic fingers! WHERE WILL IT STOP?!

[espher]

I'll bet that Tony Iommi can't even play because he has plastic fingers! WHERE WILL IT STOP?!

I'm filing a class action lawsuit in a Norwegian court. Well, my lawyer is, since he's literate. Who's with me?

[RedTsunami]

I'm filing a class action lawsuit in a Norwegian court. Well, my lawyer is, since he's literate. Who's with me?

I know how to read! I'm in!

...wait, what did I just agree to?

[mind_in_rewind]

I, for one, am outraged at the karaoke portion of this game.

Like many who recently registered on these forums, I am illiterate.:D Classic!

[Hanover]

WE NEED MORE DRUM PEDALS!! Why didnt they come in the bundle?! How can we play one-armed with just ONE PEDAL?!

I HATE HARMONIX! THEY RUINED THE DAY!

;)


Def Leppard has an one armed drummer.

[NattyLight]

My brother is in a persistent vegetative state. I move that we have rock band be able to be played by just lying in a bed and not moving anything.

Also,I have a friend who is color blind. how dare they make the buttons different colors. You should be able to push any button you want. Just because my friends aren't normal doesn't mean they shouldn't have access to the full content of the game.

[RedTsunami]

My brother is in a persistent vegetative state. I move that we have rock band be able to be played by just lying in a bed and not moving anything.

Also,I have a friend who is color blind. how dare they make the buttons different colors. You should be able to push any button you want. Just because my friends aren't normal doesn't mean they shouldn't have access to the full content of the game.

You know, they actually DO have headsets they can hook up to your brain, so you can play pong, n'stuff.

[blue_dragonzero]

With RB 2 on the horizon, my plea returns. Please patch in rhythm. Think about the children!