Worst things you have done

[theantkid12]

To continue from my thread about an argument with my "friend", I've done many things to people who deserved it lol.

Lets see.....

#1) 5th Grade:
Name of Prank: The Gameboy Eruption

-The kid was pissing me off because he was a bully to me even though I was sort of his friend. He was the huge bully in school, and I was like, mid-low on the totem pole. He was embarrassing me in front of class so I invited him over to play Gameboy the next day. We sat in my back yard on lawn chairs. I ran like Forrest Gump with a can of Coke (With a mento in it.... takes 30 seconds). He opened it and WOOSH! Into the air went his Gameboy and it flew into a tree and broke.


I'll write more as I see posts.

[kiggidykev]

I wouldn't brag publicly about some of the things I've done. That's what makes them more awesome ;)

[theantkid12]

I wouldn't brag publicly about some of the things I've done. That's what makes them more awesome ;)
Just showing people I'm mean if you double-cross meh...

[benson111]

I put a firecracker in my brothers bed while he was sleeping one time, needless to say he pissed all over himself, and tried to get me back by doing the same thing ( So uncreative my bro is ), and i heard him comming, and jumped out of the bed, and he forgot to let go of it and it blew up in his hand, causing him months of pain. He did eventualy get me back by stealing my bike that i got for my b-day, i got in trouble with the folks because thet said i left it in the front yard and therefore my fault that it got stolen in the first place. Funny follow up, i found out that him and a buddy of his did it. I snuck out late and stole it back, and put it in his room while he was in school, and my mom went to clean up his room and found it in there and wooped his ass when he got home. GOOD TIMES I TELL YA, GOOD TIMES INDEED. :)

[Aragha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6ERe23kSBM

[OakTea]

Just showing people I'm mean if you double-cross meh...

Because the internet cares and should know not to double-cross youh, right? ;)

[theantkid12]

Because the internet cares and should know not to double-cross youh, right? ;)
Lol, yep.

Haha I know what you mean but I need to make some impression on people here, right?

[Aragha]

Don't cross the ant freak, he'll poison your clams! :eek:

[afterstasis]

i don't really consider these "bad" things, because both were in defense (either of myself or someone else), but hey...

i've put two people in the hospital...
once was me beating a dude's face with a brick and the other was breaking another dude's leg with a baseball bat.

stay the **** away from me.

[hawkofva]

My sister still has a scar where I Rube Goldberg-ed a brick at her when we were little.

[Der_Lex]

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[afterstasis]

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

this country DLC week has just gotten you all wound up.

[Ryuzaki]

I once shot at a man who shot a man in Reno.
Guess I missed...

Let's see, uh... Back when I was in Middle School, I invited a friend over, and we decided to play Runescape.
While playing, we decided to try and guess the password into one of his friend's account. It took a while, but through cooperation, we eventually managed to get the right one.

Then, we removed every friend from his friends list, and instead replaced his friend's list with certain names so that it displayed something like this:
"We
Are
Always
Following
You
Tyler
...
We Are
_Always
Watching
You Tyler"

Needless to say, it apparently freaked him out, and he told his parents (without knowing that we were behind it, of course.)
His parents then freaked out as well, complained to Jagex (the management team of Runescape), and when they didn't get a suitable reply, they prohibited Tyler from Runescape for over a year.

It was hilarious, although I felt sort of bad. We would have admitted it was us, if it weren't for the fact that the guy is an absolute ass. ^^;

[thekingspike]

worst thing i did....well i almost killed my friend
i swung a sledge hammer at her head..i but miss by 2inches

remember...don't make the king angry ....you don't wanna see me angry

[ffwarrior47]

worst thing i did....well i almost killed my friend
i swung a sledge hammer at her head..i but miss by 2inches

remember...don't make the king angry ....you don't wanna see me angry

i hope you are a girl too.
that's horrible to even attempt to hit a girl, let alone with a sledge hammer.

anyways worst thing i did was ditch school and ummm uhhh, well it involves mushrooms. long story short, we ended up at walmart, and got into a fight with the security. and my friend truck slapped the guy with his skateboard. it still bothers me to this day... i just remember the guy bleeding....

[Der_Lex]

On a more serious note, one high school prank was relatively bad, but also extremely funny. It's a bit risque, so if discussion about male genitalia offends you, stop reading now.

Anyway, the story: in high school, we had a classmate who was, and I hope I don't offend anyone by saying this, a fundie of the worst sort. Extremely judgmental, holier-than-thou, and an extreme busybody. You probably know the type. However, like many of his ilk, he was also not exactly knowledgeable about sexuality or the human body (his parents were even worse than he was, so they had never exactly given him 'the talk').

This allowed a group of us to play a rather mean prank on him: over the course of a few weeks, we managed to convince him of the existence of the 'male period', one time a month when a young man's testicles would switch places in his scrotum.

Believe it or not, but he bought this... especially when we expressed our utmost concern at the fact that he had never had one, that we feared that there might be something wrong with him and that it would probably be best that he'd see a doctor.

Which he did.

He never told us the details of said probably very embarrassing and hilarious visit to the doctor, because he never spoke to any of us again after that. Good times. :D

[ZOMG_A_RANCOR]

I spray painted swastikas and penis and racially charged words all over my friends car. He thought it was funny.

[Sgt Pepper]

On a more serious note, one high school prank was relatively bad, but also extremely funny. It's a bit risque, so if discussion about male genitalia offends you, stop reading now.

Anyway, the story: in high school, we had a classmate who was, and I hope I don't offend anyone by saying this, a fundie of the worst sort. Extremely judgmental, holier-than-thou, and an extreme busybody. You probably know the type. However, like many of his ilk, he was also not exactly knowledgeable about sexuality or the human body (his parents were even worse than he was, so they had never exactly given him 'the talk').

This allowed a group of us to play a rather mean prank on him: over the course of a few weeks, we managed to convince him of the existence of the 'male period', one time a month when a young man's testicles would switch places in his scrotum.

Believe it or not, but he bought this... especially when we expressed our utmost concern at the fact that he had never had one, that we feared that there might be something wrong with him and that it would probably be best that he'd see a doctor.

Which he did.

He never told us the details of said probably very embarrassing and hilarious visit to the doctor, because he never spoke to any of us again after that. Good times. :D

You've always been one of the forums' greatest, but this...I'm building a temple in your honor.

As for me...I either can't think of anything terrible or I'm just incredibly dull and tame. Blah.

[JoshuaB81285]

I've never done anything too incredibly bad...other than the typical fights with my brothers. Though one time I did threaten to burn the house down cause all three of us got into a mad scuffle.

[timmay9]

I killed my roomate and then chopped him up into pieces and flushed him down the toilet.






He was a goldfish.

[ZOMG_A_RANCOR]

On a more serious note, one high school prank was relatively bad, but also extremely funny. It's a bit risque, so if discussion about male genitalia offends you, stop reading now.

Anyway, the story: in high school, we had a classmate who was, and I hope I don't offend anyone by saying this, a fundie of the worst sort. Extremely judgmental, holier-than-thou, and an extreme busybody. You probably know the type. However, like many of his ilk, he was also not exactly knowledgeable about sexuality or the human body (his parents were even worse than he was, so they had never exactly given him 'the talk').

This allowed a group of us to play a rather mean prank on him: over the course of a few weeks, we managed to convince him of the existence of the 'male period', one time a month when a young man's testicles would switch places in his scrotum.

Believe it or not, but he bought this... especially when we expressed our utmost concern at the fact that he had never had one, that we feared that there might be something wrong with him and that it would probably be best that he'd see a doctor.

Which he did.

He never told us the details of said probably very embarrassing and hilarious visit to the doctor, because he never spoke to any of us again after that. Good times. :D

uhm...

uh, uhm...

Can..

Can i make you my hero?

[Der_Lex]

uhm...

uh, uhm...

Can..

Can i make you my hero?

As long as you're not talking about the sandwich, sure... :D

[Goatbuster]

Der Lex wins. Although that firecracker bit in the bed was awesome as well.

[Meatwad555]

I dunno. Afterstasis kicking two guys' asses wins IMO

[afterstasis]

real answer: http://www.rockband.com/register ;)

[OakTea]

I guess it's only fair that I contribute a story too, especially after getting a good laugh out of some of the other posts. :)

TL;DR... I almost hooked up a 'friend' with a girl six years younger than him. She was 11.

To understand everything a bit better, there are a couple of things I need to point out.
My brother is five years younger than me, and I volunteered at his school for a little while. They took pictures of all the volunteers to put up in the hallways of the school.

According to my brother, what happened was that his friend saw my picture and thought I was hot. She pestered my brother into giving her my e-mail, and he eventually gave it to her.

She added me on MSN and I very quickly found out who she was. The only reason I didn't block her was because I would show everything she said to my girlfriend (don't worry, she's only about three months younger than me. ;) ), who thought it was hilarious.

I'll spare you the details, but let's just say if the roles were reversed and I said what this eleven year old girl said to me, I'd be in some sort of juvenile delinquent place for sexual harrassment. :p

I rarely ever actually talked to her, opting to ignore her and just leave the window flashing. Annoying, even if it was pretty funny.

That's it for the back story.

Then there's Dave. Dave is an annoying guy all-round. Big ego, sexist, racist.. Can't really go three minutes without commenting on someone's race, or saying something sex related. Nobody really liked him, but he took a liking to me.

He was messaging me on MSN as well, one time. So I thought to myself, "What if I could stick both of these annoying people together? Hah, I bet they'd cancel each other out or something..."

This is where it actually goes somewhere.

I ended up coming up with a deal with my brother's little friend. I told her that if she promised never to bother me again, I'd give her "a hot older guy's" e-mail.. But she couldn't say where she got it from. She complied, willingly.

I let the rest of it simply unfold.. I heard it all from Dave.

He told me that some weird girl added him on MSN... But they were soon chatting up a storm and adding eachother on facebook.

A couple days later, he was asking for my opinion on some of her facebook pictures. I was laughing, and pointed out that she was.. "Somewhat underdeveloped", but then he started getting all defensive. "I know I seem like a pervert, but I really care about more than just boobs".

Maybe a week later, he started telling me that he really liked this girl, and asked me if he should tell her. I advised against it. He asked me if I was trying to take her for myself. I told him she wasn't my 'type'.

I think it was when Dave asked her to meet up some time, in person, that the girl decided to tell him how old she was. I couldn't tell if he was embarrassed or heartbroken... But I was too busy laughing the whole time... Dave had shown me conversations and e-mails... And I knew the whole time. I felt sorta' bad afterwards, but I made myself feel better by telling myself, at least they didn't actually meet...

But mostly, I'm thankful he doesn't know it was me. :D

[JohnTheDrummer]

Worst thing I've done, make love on my little brothers floor, sorry I had to