You might be Metal Head if...

[DaddyFace]

You might be metal head if...
...you understand everything Ozzy says
...when someone asks you about classical music,
you tell them about Sabbath

Feel free to make your own!

[Jixzer]

Your name is Destro!

Sorry, couldn't help myself. :)

[Quinarvy]

Everything you do is pure brutal.

[afterstasis]

...when someone asks you about classical music,
you tell them about franz schubert

fixed it for you!

[Xaris3514]

If you can understand the vocals of at least death metal band that isn't Dethklok.

[jgosh]

You have a metal plate in your head. ;) I'm looking at you Der_Lex.

[AlliterationAmy]

..If you were able to headbang before you were able to walk.

[JohnTheDrummer]

If you were raised with Metallica, Megadeth, and White Zombie.

I was :D

[kiggidykev]

...if Donatello put you together with various electronics found in the sewers. (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AC8Qke6LL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

[zack10house]

If you were raised with Metallica, Megadeth, and White Zombie.

I was :D

me too. other kids went to sleep to nursery rhymes and lullabies.....I had Ride The Lightning

[Daemius]

...if Donatello put you together with various electronics found in the sewers. (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AC8Qke6LL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

You sir, are full of win :D

[zack10house]

...if Donatello put you together with various electronics found in the sewers. (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AC8Qke6LL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

holy ****, I have that figure somewhere lol

[rowtheboat]

metalhead is a good name for a gamertag?

[Metal_Man]

If you are willing to die for it

[JohnTheDrummer]

If you eat babies.

[mercuryshadow09]

If you are like afterstasis, and sleep under the corpse's of your dead enemies.

Edit: Also, if you live for the pit, you might be a metal head.

[trench762]

If your idea of dancing is an elbow to the face

[Gatsby 42]

You might be a metalhead is you have shallow music taste.

[mercuryshadow09]

You might be a metalhead is you have shallow music taste.

What? that's not really funny, try again, -5 for you.

[BuRn7 CaK3]

You mean how i can understand the WoW commercial just fine without the Subtitles.... yeah

now that phone commercial, i can understand some things. but some of them are soo fast i can't.

[mercuryshadow09]

You mean how i can understand the WoW commercial just fine without the Subtitles.... yeah

now that phone commercial, i can understand some things. but some of them are soo fast i can't.

Ozzy doesnt reaaly play WOW, he's been playing RB since 1979.

[BuRn7 CaK3]

Ozzy doesnt reaaly play WoW, he's been playing RB since 1979.

lol very true.

[mercuryshadow09]

lol very true.

But seriously, he cant figure out how to use the tv remote? And they expect me to believe he plays WOW?

[BuRn7 CaK3]

But seriously, he cant figure out how to use the tv remote? And they expect me to believe he plays WOW?

yeah i know exactly what you mean.

[Baanu_Rass]

Little known fact: Ozzy speaks in a dialect of leet that only very few top tier WoW players know about. The destructive nature of his Wow Addiction is the reason he cannot operate in the "real" world. His symptoms indicate early exposure, perhaps indicating that he was an Alpha test?

On topic: If classic Metallica is too light for you.


(Shortly after this post was made I snuck up behind Baanu_Rass and killed him for spreading knowledge of 73|-| |_|83|2 1337. This account now belongs to me.)

[miche.cs]

But seriously, he cant figure out how to use the tv remote? And they expect me to believe he plays WOW?

Dude doesn't kow what he's advertising. I imagine Sharon just wakes him up and wheels him into studios where they hold up que cards and away he goes.