Save The Forums! Join The General Alliance! We Have a New Enemy!!

[Meatwad555]

Friends, Romans, Country men, lend me your ears! The forums are dying and must be saved! Are true enemy was hiding behind out backs!! Waiting to strike! I thought the second in command could be trusted but no!! That is not the case! Stewie is a vampire and is recruiting others to join his army as we speak! He must be stopped!

The blood sucking vampires must be destroyed! They have been sucking the life out of the General forums! Join the General alliance now! a21 schizoid if your out there we need you! We know of status as the HOR ambassador! We need all the help we can get! We must save the forums or die trying! General Alliance and HOR Alliance Forever!

KIA
Ben-jammin

General Alliance Members In Order Of Ranks

Officers

Meatwad555- General
Ultimatium - TOKEN BLACK GUY (2nd in command)
bmanic-Lieutenant General
citric_bullets-Major General
bse523-Brigadier General
kiggidykev-Colonel (H.I.S.S. tanks driver)
Lieutenant Colonel
Major
Captain
First Lieutenant
Second Lieutenant

Enlisted Rank

Sergeant Major of the Army
Command Sergeant Major
Sergeant Major
First Sergeant
Timmay9-Master Sergeant
Sergeant First Class
ffwarrior47-Staff Sergeant
schmeankman-Sergeant
Corporal
Specialist
Private First Class
Private
E-1 Private (No insignia)
Her Riles-Pooper Scooper

HOR Alliance Members In Order Of Ranks

Officers

a21schizoidman-General
AxlVanHagar-Lieutenant General
HungryFreak-Major General (3rd in Command)
Fizzler-Brigadier General
Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
Major
Captain-JukeBoxHero
Rockbandfan23467-Captain (H.I.S.S. tanks driver)
My name is Fez-First Lieutenant
Second Lieutenant

Enlisted Rank

Sergeant Major of the Army
Command Sergeant Major
Sergeant Major
First Sergeant
Master Sergeant
Sergeant First Class
Staff Sergeant
Sergeant
Corporal
Specialist
Private First Class
Private
E-1 Private (No insignia)

BANISHED!

Aragha

[bmaninc]

We move up to Lieutenant Generals! CO! CO!!!!

Or it could just be me.

[bse523]

Your Colonel here reporting for duty!

[theantkid12]

Sergeant First Class on the scene.

[Meatwad555]

That sneaky Stewie must be stopped!

[Stewie]

being good is lame

Muahahahaha! Xenia!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5q4Y5HK97M

And you completely coped my awesome quote.

[ZOMG_A_RANCOR]

Im here, im qu33r...

wait, wrong rally...

Down with the vampires, they are dirty liarS!

[Meatwad555]

being good is lame

Muahahahaha! Xenia!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5q4Y5HK97M

And you completely coped my awesome quote.

lol I totally did.

[bmaninc]

I'm 2! I'm 2!!!

[Meatwad555]

That's it Aragha is a conspirator. He must be banished!@!

[bmaninc]

That's it Aragha is a conspirator. He must be banished!@!

I saw that. Full banishment!

[Stewie]

I saw that. Full banishment!

Ozzy! Ozzy! Zombie Hendrix, zombie zombie Layne come to me! Muahahahahah! You will all die! Muahahahahaha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbPWcLode0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCwCBh0z3Hs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1Lvn5g62I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUUHNf0S5cA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riU6Y5frRZU

[bmaninc]

Lol Layne! You "Would?" be "Down in a Hole" with a "Rooster" if I had my way with you. "Dam That River"!



..."Them Bones"

[Meatwad555]

We still have Van Halen, The Who(except for John Enwhistle), and the cookie monster!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEBSxP725w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgQqnzdVqJk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WaRrh1CpQw&feature=related

[bse523]

So Stewie's "Down with the Sickness" while the rest of us are "Alive?"

[Meatwad555]

So Stewie's "Down with the Sickness" while the rest of us are "Alive?"

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

[Stewie]

So Stewie's "Down with the Sickness" while the rest of us are "Alive?"

Down with the sickness! Zepplein,

Maiden and zombie Cliff Burton!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgqxQmAbTBc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1yFQ6vcRNk

explicit lyrics obviously

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02gHxu3JtPA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O9zMnwD65Q

[bse523]

Run....to....the....HILLLS....Run....for...your... life!!!

[Meatwad555]

The Beatles biotch!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEsd8Kt-ezo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXG83p2nkHw

Metallica

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRYDetbwegs

Muse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryxfVB_MIfA&feature=related

Buckethead!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8akmP6Sjv2o

[bmaninc]

We also have PEARL JAM!!!!! AND DAVE GROHL!!!

[Meatwad555]

We also have PEARL JAM!!!!! AND DAVE GROHL!!!

yeah! what he said! and we have James Hetfield!! and Guns N Roses!! and Dream Theater!! and the Eagles!!!

[Stewie]

For Whom The Bell Tolls! We have zombie Cliff Burton!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Y04V9ZOhI

[Meatwad555]

It is time to attack!! Get the nukes ready!

[bse523]

It is time to attack!! Get the nukes ready!

Who needs nukes when you have this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=surkC8fe86U

[Stewie]

It is time to attack!! Get the nukes ready!

You fools you cannot defeat zombie Cliff Burton you can only hope to contain him. Plus you can't kill what's already dead! Muahahahahahahahha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpmJu9RWQQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPQR-OsH0RQ

[Meatwad555]

You fools you cannot defeat zombie Cliff Burton you can only hope to contain him. Plus you can't kill what's already dead! Muahahahahahahahha!



Perhaps, but we can blow you to bits. Which is what we plan on doing.

[bmaninc]

We have Barack Obama which means we control the US and the World! You're done Vampires! Especially ZOMG and his donkey!

[Meatwad555]

We have Barack Obama which means we control the US and the World! You're done Vampires! Especially ZOMG and his donkey!

yeah! We have a platinum plated donkey!! Beat that you stupid vampires, which are probably suffering from radiation poisoning!

[ffwarrior47]

Awesomesauce i'm Staff Sergeant lol.

i shall do my job with pride sir!

[Stewie]

yeah! We have a platinum plated donkey!! Beat that you stupid vampires, which are probably suffering from radiation poisoning!

We're an army of the dead now. You should join us we have a sexy female division.

EDIT: And you should take Riles off your list he's on our side now! Muahahahaha!

[Meatwad555]

Fizzler has joined!

[theantkid12]

I just realized, THEY HAVE CHUCK NORRIS AND LEMMY!

[timmay9]

I wish to join noble sirs. We can destroy them with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hksil-KkebQ


Don't mess.

[bse523]

How? Chuck Norris lives!

[Stewie]

How? Chuck Norris lives!

You fools! You cannot defeat Sabbath and Ozzzy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D27yHxgzs08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udEDlOZJmCc

[theantkid12]

How? Chuck Norris lives!
I'm on the vampire side! Bleh! I was talking about you! Bleh, Bleh!

[Meatwad555]

You fools! You cannot defeat Sabbath and Ozzzy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D27yHxgzs08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udEDlOZJmCc

So what? We have Mr. Rogers!! And everyone else seen in this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM

[Stewie]

I just realized, THEY HAVE CHUCK NORRIS AND LEMMY!

So we have Cliff Burton, Ozzy,Layne, Hendrix, Kurt and Jim Morrison!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0GvFODENsc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_wGFfrJv4Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E325Vtw12LM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZd9Vj_KPlk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_nO0F4ugss

[ZOMG_A_RANCOR]

bRAAAAAAINNNNNNSSSS!!!

http://www.rockband.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112058

[bmaninc]

It takes a few seconds to load any of our threads now due to the videos! You're killing me slowly! The worst kind!!

[Fizzeler]

Fizzler has joined!

I better be a general or at least First Lieutenant

[Meatwad555]

Let me reiterate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM

We automatically win.

[Stewie]

It takes a few seconds to load any of our threads now due to the videos! You're killing me slowly! The worst kind!!

Muahahahaha! Join us! You can use Pearl Jam's Wold Wide Suicide, Once for instance.

[bse523]

Let me reiterate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM

We automatically win.

We also have this:

http://www.rockband.com/img/2789538/422

NOW we auto-win.

[JukeBoxHero]

Can we take Rush, Yes, and King Crimson before they do?

[bmaninc]

Muahahahaha! Join us! You can use Pearl Jam's Wold Wide Suicide, Once for instance.

They NEVER, EVER had a song called Wold Wide suicide! Lies! Vampire propaganda!

[bse523]

Can we take Rush, Yes, and King Crimson before they do?

We already took Rush for the Alliance. I claimed Geddy Lee so the zombies could see the Limelight.

[Meatwad555]

Can we take Rush, Yes, and King Crimson before they do?

Done and done!

[Fizzeler]

I am brigadier general :D
Although I have to say to all the zombies that neutrality always ends at one point

[Meatwad555]

We also have Fake Steven Tyler. He is the ultimate weapon.

[bse523]

We also have Fake Steven Tyler. He is the ultimate weapon.

Yes, because he'll still sing for the alliance, no matter how much you mute him.

[Fizzeler]

We have AC/DC so we can put these people back on the highway to hell
We also, have Led Zeppelin and our famous Houses Of The Holy

and we have an army of Lvl 80 Holy Priests and Ret. Pallys :D

[Ben-Jammin]

We have God.... beat that.

[Stewie]

We have God.... beat that.

I am Iron Man!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwywugjy3BY

[Ben-Jammin]

I am Iron Man!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwywugjy3BY

Sorry, God beats everything. and we have Oprah. And every cool character from avery TV show ever created.

[Stewie]

Sorry, God beats everything. and we have Oprah. And every characters from any TV show you can think of.

You cannot defeat zombie Burton!!!!! Zombie Burton! He's already dead!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O9zMnwD65Q&feature=channel_page

[iamtheddrman]

ddr man reporting for duty?

I suppose I might offer something like garlic from my grocery store to keep those vampires at bay :D

[Meatwad555]

That one guy from Dragon Ball Z (Garlic jr.) opens a portal to another dimension and blasts the zombies and vampires into the portal then without hesitation closes it.

[Meatwad555]

Yeah!! The one remaining Vampire, Stewie, requested a peace treaty! The war is over!

[Stewie]

That one guy from Dragon Ball Z (Garlic jr.) opens a portal to another dimension and blasts the zombies and vampires into the portal then without hesitation closes it.

Garlic Jr? Lame. *Zombie Cliff closed the portal with a blistering bass solo* Frieza and Cell were much cooler. Oh and Cooler!

[bse523]

Mission Accomplished. Now back to our "normal" threads.

[Meatwad555]

Mission Accomplished. Now back to our "normal" threads.

good plan.

[Ultimatum]

I see no Token Black Guy that gets to play Sergeant and gets to yell at the top of his lungs. I demand that I take that spot.

[Meatwad555]

I see no Token Black Guy that gets to play Sergeant and gets to yell at the top of his lungs. I demand that I take that spot.

look again.

[timmay9]

I wish to join noble sirs. We can destroy them with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hksil-KkebQ


Don't mess.

Do I need to mention again that we have George Michael?

[Fennz]

Can I play?

[Meatwad555]

Can I play?

The war is already over. Sorry.

[Tinykoko]

it took about 3 pages of reading to figure out what was going on.

[nashphx13z]

I liked all the various song references on page 2.