Are there any HMX employees who need greencards?

[FallenAce]

If there are, I will happily marry you, male or female, if you can get Breaking Benjamin songs into this game. I will perform all spousal duties as well.

Please give me Breaking Benjamin; it's a great trade for you if you need a visa...

Love,
FallenAce

[pvtGramps]

Dude, I just got chewed out for laughing too hard at that. Pretty funny.

Total agreement on the Breaking Benjamin though. Not on the marrage, not that desperate.

[Quastor]

I was wondering where this was going...


Kids these days.

[SmokaCola]

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!! IT'S SPOUSAL DUTY TIME :D


Anyways, I didn't like breaking benjamin for like ever... Then after I got over my whole "judge a book by it's cover and be like all the "cool" people" I soon realized those "cool" people were just *******s and Breaking Benjamin is actually a good band. So yes to the Breaking Benjamin, no to the surprise buttsecks :D

[FallenAce]

Oh Smoka, if only you were a HMX employee... Then I'd say things that'd remind you of the earlier pages of the "Compliment The Person Above You Thread"...