Worst "not" Sentences

[PenguinTipper]

What are the worst sentences to end with "...not" ?

Example: "I love you. ...not"

[Alright_Computer]

This thread is amazing...

...NOT!!

[Meatwad555]

That shirt is not black...

[ZOMG_A_RANCOR]

I hate slavery...
NOT!

Hitler was wrong...
NOT!

[PenguinTipper]

"I'm sorry maim. You have cancer... not!"

[Meatwad555]

When having a sexy time.

"I have AIDS........ NOT!"

[ZOMG_A_RANCOR]

When having a sexy time.

"I have AIDS........ NOT!"

Even better...

Get your lady friend going, and then be like

"lets do it unprotected. It will be great...im 100% std free..."

then get going, and when the finale happens, lean in close, and whisper

..."not"

[JoshuaB81285]

"You're going to live...not!"

[HeyRiles]

Tacking on 'sort of' is much funnier

"I love you"
"It's a boy!"
"You're going to live!"

[citric_bullets]

This reminds me of part of a Demetri Martin routine.

"'Sort of' is such an innocent phrase. It doesn't really mean anything, it's just filler. Except in certain situations. Like 'I love you' or 'You're going to live'"

[Aragha]

To Melee:

"You just won a chance to meet Rivers Cuomo...


NOT!"

[Starfleet_Rambo]

To Melee:

"You just won a chance to meet Rivers Cuomo...


NOT!"

Lolz!

That would crush the poor fella. :D

[HeyRiles]

This reminds me of part of a Demetri Martin routine.

"'Sort of' is such an innocent phrase. It doesn't really mean anything, it's just filler. Except in certain situations. Like 'I love you' or 'You're going to live'"

Yup

[macamatic]

This reminds me of part of a Demetri Martin routine.

"'Sort of' is such an innocent phrase. It doesn't really mean anything, it's just filler. Except in certain situations. Like 'I love you' or 'You're going to live'"
Damn you, beat me to the punch.