Misheard song lyrics.

[bmcorrier]

The other night at work, one of my co-workers was singing around another. Something like this...

Bon Jovi-Livin' On A Prayer.

Annie: (singing) Take my hand, and we'll make it I swear...
Addie: Did you just sing "Take my hand, and I'll make it all sweaty?"

I've been singing that all week.

What misheard song lyrics have you heard in a song or someone else singing?

[TheDean]

It just takes some time...Little bit of left to right...

That used to be me when i was younger

[bmcorrier]

It just takes some time...Little bit of left to right...

That used to be me when i was younger

Haha, I barely understood that song when I was younger too.

[woofmix]

Digimon, digital monsters, digimon are the garlic champions

Me in 2nd grade :D

[gosox333]

Digimon, digital monsters, digimon are the garlic champions

Me in 2nd grade :D

Lol, where the hell did you get garlic from? :D

[bmcorrier]

Digimon, digital monsters, digimon are the garlic champions

Me in 2nd grade :D

Bahaha. That's so awesome.

[trench762]

The first time I heard rodney carrington do Dear P**** I thought he was saying Deer P*****, which is said exactly the same only one is a salutation and the other is an animal.

Bad moon on the rise = Bathroom on the right

[arniejolt]

One ton tomato...
I eat a one ton tomato...
One ton tomato...

Wait, that wasn't the right line?!
C'mon, 'One ton of mayo?!'

Mangling that Cuban song Guantanamera, Classic

[arniejolt]

And there's a wino down the road
His song is tossing oreos
There was a lady with all mold
Who shown the light of us is blown

How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard

The fume will come to you and laugh
How one is one and one is fall
To be a lock and not to mole...

...And she's buying a Stairway to Heaven

[Bobman32x]

I used to know someone who thought "Hold me Closer Tiny Dancer" was "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

[Ravaana]

My friend Kelsey runs around singing this one every once in a while. But I don't think she mis-heard it.

"Pile of mold,
Let the odor take you over, Pile of mold
In the kitchen,
on the dishes
Pile of mold."

Come to think of it... I don't even know the actual words to that song. heh

[kiggidykev]

I used to know someone who thought "Hold me Closer Tiny Dancer" was "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

Haha, you beat me to that one. It's my favorite.

[TheClashTheClashTheClash]

The sheriff don't like it/ Rock the Cashbox/ Rock the Cashbox

[nashphx13z]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXke_z6t3I

[nashphx13z]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3FzoYWwDl0&feature=related

[DethBoxx]

The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.

[NoMoreVillains]

It was a combination of not hearing and reading it right, I was singing "Bong a gong" instead of "Bang a gong".

[Bobman32x]

the original Sugar were going down video is better. every one after that tries too hard

[Reygnier]

"I'm a little man", instead of "I'm the leading man"

from This aint a scene... from Fall Out Boy

[bmcorrier]

I used to know someone who thought "Hold me Closer Tiny Dancer" was "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

I lol'd at this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXke_z6t3I

This is the best Sean Paul one I've seen.

OMGZZ OMGZZ. lolll.

[dady5000]

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Make sure you look at the first and second one epecially.

[mercuryshadow09]

My friend thought the lyric's were, "No doc's of hazard in the classroom"

[jacobB12`]

Best one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU


Also, if you look closely there are some jimi hendrix pictures that flash for a split second..

[bmaninc]

All of Pearl Jam's song "Yellow Ledbetter".

[Meatwad555]

This is the best one ever without question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2I5Ps8igYo&feature=related

[bmcorrier]

http://metallipie.ytmnd.com/
http://cornonthekabob.ytmnd.com/
http://hetfield.ytmnd.com/
http://insodomy.ytmnd.com/
http://we---are---buffalo----misheardlyrics.ytmnd.com/


Make sure you look at the first and second one epecially.

rofllll.

And of baked apple pie!
MMMYEAH!

[bmcorrier]

This is the best one ever without question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2I5Ps8igYo&feature=related

I've seen another one of Waking the Cadaver.

Instead of "I like to dance on your baby." It was...
"I like ketchup flavor weenies."

[dady5000]

rofllll.

And of baked apple pie!
MMMYEAH!

You'll love these one's too.
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[bmcorrier]

You'll love these one's too.
http://commacomma.ytmnd.com/
http://putincracker.ytmnd.com/
http://wedonteatipodslol.ytmnd.com/

You're my hero.

[Aragha]

My father is gonna hurt me. He's gonna kill when you desert me.

Instead of...

Why bother? It's gonna hurt me. It's gonna kill when you desert me.

[Stewie]

68% of Kurt Cobain's lyrics.
Its hard to bargle nawdle zouss(? )
With all these marbles in my mouth

Oh and Stairway

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. (sometimes it sound like to meaaaaan)

I know some people who though Forever In Blue Jeans was Reverend Blue Jeans

[bse523]

When I first started listening to Metallica, more specifically Sad But True, I always thought they said "State Patrol"

So a few years later, I made a Weird Al version of Sad But True called State Patrol.

[Ziiggy Stardust]

Some jonas brothers song on camp rock goes "Hands clapping, hips shaking". I thought it said "Eric clapton, hands shaking"

[hawkofva]

I always thought the line "And the beards have all grown longer overnight" was actually "And the beards of thought grow longer overnight".

That's not funny though, and it still fit the song quite well.

[FlameSama1]

Every time I heard Linkin Park 'Crawling' on the radio, I swore that it was "beer is how I fall."

Latest one for me is Dragonforce - Strike Of The Ninja
"Turn on temptation arise near the sky
This nightmare is everywhere my a**hole grew wide."

Three of my friends heard it, so I'm not crazy.

[bmcorrier]

Every time I heard Linkin Park 'Crawling' on the radio, I swore that it was "beer is how I fall."

Latest one for me is Dragonforce - Strike Of The Ninja
"Turn on temptation arise near the sky
This nightmare is everywhere my a**hole grew wide."

Three of my friends heard it, so I'm not crazy.

Epic win.

[DethBoxx]

Beer is the Mind Killer

[A7x4RockBand]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIlzfnciME
Avenged Sevenfold - Darkness Surrounding Misheard Lyrics

[kiggidykev]

One of my (inebriated) friends was convinced that Blue Oyster Cult's big hit was quite definitely called "Don't Feel the Raper", and sang it to us to prove us wrong.