hey, i'm new.

[afterstasis]

yes, i am reborn!

in this thread we list things i could have done instead of posting on a damn message board... i'll start...

1. doing upper-body exercises so my broken legs would look particularly scrawny and useless in comparison.

EDIT: so i thought my post-count went back to 1... man, egg all over my face!

[Meatwad555]

10,001?!?!? Holy SHEEEET

[instantdeath999]

Whoa...

[Aragha]

:O

MEGAHAX!

Snoot.

[Meatwad555]

Dammit.... Now I cant make fun of Aragha...

[Aragha]

It should reset soon, Stewie had like, 10,007 before his did.

[instantdeath999]

What's your avatar?

[afterstasis]

What's your avatar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDUHJNVjpS0

a still from the above popular music video for popular people who love popular music!

[Hungryfreak]

Uh oh, he's going to blow!

If I remember correctly, Stewie's post count reset 100 or so posts after he reached 10,000, so you've got a bit of time before your post count implosion haha.

[theantkid12]

Oh noes! Not another 10,000 monster!

[afterstasis]

i'm going to try to make the next 10,000 posts at least 150% worse than the previous ones.

[theantkid12]

i'm going to try to make the next 10,000 posts at least 150% worse than the previous ones.
I really hope that happens.

[Shredder87]

Oh noes! Not another 10,000 monster!
yeah, but he's legit. Stewie would just post the crap out of this place with nonsense from what I remember, and I think he did it in like three months. No Afterstasis is a true man,
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=real_men

[afterstasis]

yeah, but he's legit. Stewie would just post the crap out of this place with nonsense from what I remember, and I think he did it in like three months. No Afterstasis is a true man,
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=real_men

wait a minute! i've been careful not to reveal my identity on here, but...
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/mathis_badass2.jpg

[Shredder87]

Ah, that explains why you pick up on so much bullsh** over at the HoR. haha

[theantkid12]

wait a minute! i've been careful not to reveal my identity on here, but...
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/mathis_badass2.jpg
No one on earth can deny the amazing power of Judge Mathis and his Gavel of Woodeness!

[Hungryfreak]

i'm going to try to make the next 10,000 posts at least 150% worse than the previous ones.

Go nuts, so long as you don't make your every thread an altar to Weezer, haha.

[kiggidykev]

Vegeta, what's his post count?

It's OVER TEN THOUSAAAAAAAND!!

[theantkid12]

Vegeta, what's his post count?

It's OVER TEN THOUSAAAAAAAND!!
OVER TEN THOUSAAAAND?

There's no way that's possible!

[Stewie]

yes, i am reborn!

in this thread we list things i could have done instead of posting on a damn message board... i'll start...

1. doing upper-body exercises so my broken legs would look particularly scrawny and useless in comparison.

EDIT: so i thought my post-count went back to 1... man, egg all over my face!

When is your post count gonna reset? Mine reset a little after I passed 10,000.

[back_blows]

Vegeta, what's his post count?

It's OVER TEN THOUSAAAAAAAND!!

If we start getting post counts in the millions, we need to bring up Freeza.

[instantdeath999]

If we start getting post counts in the millions, we need to bring up Freeza.

And if we get to billions, we can bring up Boo.

[theantkid12]

If we start getting post counts in the millions, we need to bring up Freeza.
Cell and Buu deserve consideration as well.

[kiggidykev]

Cell and Buu deserve consideration as well.

How many millions upon millions of posts would we need to accurately portray something that destroyed the world in a day ;)

[back_blows]

And if we get to billions, we can bring up Boo.

What is the actual measure of a power level? It seems kind of arbitrary.

[afterstasis]

i see this becoming a drunk thread at a very rapid pace... and i'm not really sure if you guys are drinking or not!

[kiggidykev]

afterstasis, go Super Sayan!

[instantdeath999]

What is the actual measure of a power level? It seems kind of arbitrary.

They stopped using it around Freeza. The power levels got insanely high.

[theantkid12]

The average power level of a normal human being is 1. If we get 8,999 more people to join my lets gang up on Goku group on Facebook we could **** him up.

[kiggidykev]

I like Goku, I wouldn't even want to **** him up :)

[back_blows]

They stopped using it around Freeza. The power levels got insanely high.

Did they "reset" the power levels in GT?

[Meatwad555]

The average power level of a normal human being is 1. If we get 8,999 more people to join my lets gang up on Goku group on Facebook we could **** him up.

Dude, Goku is a Super Sayian 4 now. He is like Chuck Norris power level.

[instantdeath999]

The average power level of a normal human being is 1. If we get 8,999 more people to join my lets gang up on Goku group on Facebook we could **** him up.

Well, Goku and Vegeta together couldn't do a thing against Boo... but when they fused, they could kick his ass. So I think we would need a lot more.

Plus, if Goku goes super saiyan, that's at least 1,000,000...

[afterstasis]

wait a minute...

YOU GUYS AREN'T DRINKING! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ANIME OR SOMETHING!!! NOOOOO!!!

[instantdeath999]

Did they "reset" the power levels in GT?

I'm not sure... I know GT isn't actually canon, though.

[kiggidykev]

I've read the whole DBZ saga and Goku goes Super Saiyan 3 towards the end... I've never even heard of a Super Saiyan 4 (although it's not entirely surprising) :)

[kiggidykev]

wait a minute...

YOU GUYS AREN'T DRINKING! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ANIME OR SOMETHING!!! NOOOOO!!!

To be fair, I'm doing both :)

[Meatwad555]

I've read the whole DBZ saga and Goku goes Super Saiyan 3 towards the end... I've never even heard of a Super Saiyan 4 (although it's not entirely surprising) :)

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff318/j-jens/supersaiyan4gogeta.jpg

[kiggidykev]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff318/j-jens/supersaiyan4gogeta.jpg

Ugh, that's Dragonball GT, I take it? I skipped out on that series when I found out it was anime-only and not based on any of the manga, which is VERY dear to me :)

[instantdeath999]

I've read the whole DBZ saga and Goku goes Super Saiyan 3 towards the end... I've never even heard of a Super Saiyan 4 (although it's not entirely surprising) :)

It's only in GT, which was basically something for the anime creators to milk it.

[Meatwad555]

Ugh, that's Dragonball GT, I take it? I skipped out on that series when I found out it was anime-only and not based on any of the manga, which is VERY dear to me :)

I didn't like the GT series that much.

SS4 on the other hand kicks a lot of ass.

[nashphx13z]

ZOMG! 1,018 posts!!! And it didn't even reset!




......yet. ;)

[afterstasis]

i'm a super rumyan 10,000!

[HeyRiles]

I don't know if anybody's mentioned this yet, but I've been thinking for a while now that Stewie's post count was probably reset manually by a HMX moderator, probably for kicks, since he made it to 10,000 so much faster than anybody else

[afterstasis]

I don't know if anybody's mentioned this yet, but I've been thinking for a while now that Stewie's post count was probably reset manually by a HMX moderator, probably for kicks, since he made it to 10,000 so much faster than anybody else

so this is where i make threats on castor's innocent little kitty-head, i take it? ;)

[kiggidykev]

so this is where i make threats on castor's innocent little kitty-head, i take it? ;)

I believe that's a bannable offense :)

[kiggidykev]

Ah, I want to stay and see how this thread develops, but I have to leave to go play Zelda: Four Swords and drink a lot of rum :)

Good night to you fine folks!

[afterstasis]

I believe that's a bannable offense :)

desperate times... :)

i actually planned on ditching this account at 9,999, but i was too drunk to remember my old account's password and i wanted to keep posting.

[Stewie]

I don't know if anybody's mentioned this yet, but I've been thinking for a while now that Stewie's post count was probably reset manually by a HMX moderator, probably for kicks, since he made it to 10,000 so much faster than anybody else

Hell yeah I did. That was a cruel and unfunny "joke". My post count is 18,199 not e'ffing 8,199.

[Hungryfreak]

This threads going insane. Let's talk about transexuals now :).

[kiggidykev]

This threads going insane. Let's talk about transexuals now :).

Hey, this got interesting quick :D

[HeyRiles]

so this is where i make threats on castor's innocent little kitty-head, i take it? ;)

I'm pretty sure that would put you back to zero, yeah though I think only HMX employees may have that ability


Hell yeah I did. That was a cruel and unfunny "joke". My post count is 18,199 not e'ffing 8,199.

You should constantly harass HMXHenry about your real post count

[HeyRiles]

Hey, this got interesting quick :D

Does that instantly make you reconsider leaving here for Zelda and rum?

[Meatwad555]

I love Death Magnetic!!! That is all..

[afterstasis]

der_lex knows i'm more likely to burn my ABBA records than hurt a kitty-cat.

i will punch old ladies over my post-count, though... i wouldn't think twice, even.

[kiggidykev]

Does that instantly make you reconsider leaving here for Zelda and rum?

It's so tempting but I must go! :D

Riles, I'm going to pick up a copy of Left 4 Dead when I can actually find one in a store. I hope we can play that again soon!

[afterstasis]

It's so tempting but I must go! :D

Riles, I'm going to pick up a copy of Left 4 Dead when I can actually find one in a store. I hope we can play that again soon!

PC or 360? i play PC, and though i haven't been able to play this week due to a dead hard-drive i think i'm a pretty damn good player.

[Hungryfreak]

It's so tempting but I must go! :D

Riles, I'm going to pick up a copy of Left 4 Dead when I can actually find one in a store. I hope we can play that again soon!

Do it. Left 4 Dead kicks copious amounts of ass!

Edit: I'm on 360 in case you choose to join the dark side, haha.

[HeyRiles]

It's so tempting but I must go! :D

Riles, I'm going to pick up a copy of Left 4 Dead when I can actually find one in a store. I hope we can play that again soon!

Sounds good, send me a message over LIVE if/when you get a copy, and recruit two others, should be a good time!

(I just want everyone to know though...I'm not that great at shooters compared to others, and I apologize in advance when I shoot you)

[Hungryfreak]

Ill join your game if you get one started. Just send me a PM here. Gamertag=Hungry Freak

[afterstasis]

Sounds good, send me a message over LIVE if/when you get a copy, and recruit two others, should be a good time!

(I just want everyone to know though...I'm not that great at shooters compared to others, and I apologize in advance when I shoot you)

L4D is awesome for players who aren't typically that great at shooters, particularly versus mode.

i'm lucky to have some great friends on steam, and have literally never lost a versus match played with my usual friends (and we play against clans regularly).

[Hungryfreak]

I kind of suck, usually getting in the range of least kills, but I revive and save people a hell of a lot, haha.

[instantdeath999]

Left 4 Dead is awesome.

[Meatwad555]

I rule at Left 4 Dead. I could own all ur faces easily.

[Julio_Strikes_Back]

Ill join your game if you get one started. Just send me a PM here. Gamertag=Hungry Freak

By the way, I'm getting L4D tomorrow. We should play a few games!

[back_blows]

I rule at Left 4 Dead. I could own all ur faces easily.

That's it. I'm vomitting on your ass.

[Meatwad555]

That's it. I'm vomitting on your ass.

lol the Boomer is my favorite infected.

[Hungryfreak]

By the way, I'm getting L4D tomorrow. We should play a few games!

Definitely. I've got 2 more weeks to do nothing but sit on my ass, eat and play video games, so I'm down for anything, haha.

[back_blows]

lol the Boomer is my favorite infected.

Same here. I usually get 3000+ points with the Boomer.

[afterstasis]

i'm pretty pumped about the update, because i already ruled at smoker.
my new hard-drive's due here monday, so i shall resume my winning streak then.

[HeyRiles]

Okay I'm going to have to start adding people on here that have L4D and feel like playing with li'l ol' me. I've got Hungry Freak now and I'll add him when I get the chance, is anybody else possibly interested on 360?

(I don't think I'll play tonight though...gonna watch the Magic play in Denver)

[Julio_Strikes_Back]

Definitely. I've got 2 more weeks to do nothing but sit on my ass, eat and play video games, so I'm down for anything, haha.

Same here! This is the week after mid-terms, so I have a five-day weekend (go back Tuesday) and the teachers are gonna go easy on us.

[theantkid12]

Okay I'm going to have to start adding people on here that have L4D and feel like playing with li'l ol' me. I've got Hungry Freak now and I'll add him when I get the chance, is anybody else possibly interested on 360?

(I don't think I'll play tonight though...gonna watch the Magic play in Denver)
Give me an add!

Oh wait, you already are meh friend!

[Meatwad555]

^ i'll play some L4D.

[Hungryfreak]

I've got my 360 on now, but Im really away from the game watching Raging Bull, haha. I'm up for some zombie smashing after this, though.

[Meatwad555]

Riles, Ant, Hungry, and Meatwad. What a team....what a team.

I call the black guy!

[theantkid12]

I've got my 360 on now, but Im really away from the game watching Raging Bull, haha. I'm up for some zombie smashing after this, though.
Give me an add Hungry, I'll play in a little.

[Hungryfreak]

Same here! This is the week after mid-terms, so I have a five-day weekend (go back Tuesday) and the teachers are gonna go easy on us.

I'm just at the end of the first of 3 weeks I get off of school after Israel, haha.

Edit: Just add me, people. I won't be on for a while. Remember, Hungry Freak is my gamertag (go figure).

[back_blows]

I'll probably be playing L4D tomorrow. I'm watching the Canadiens play.

[HeyRiles]

Riles, Ant, Hungry, and Meatwad. What a team....what a team.

I call the black guy!

Dammit! But he's [generic slightly racist observation]!

EDIT: Then again, the black guy is always the first to go

[afterstasis]

if any of you are sophisticated enough to play on PC ( ;) ), then my steam ID is "gaboolwild".
just make sure you message me if adding me, because i've learned not to accept random friend requests... it's cool if you're not that good, but let me know who you are so i don't think you're just some random guy who wants to line his teams with good players to make up for his suckiness.

also, i do play rock band 2 on xbox so add me there... "CrabbiestTester" is the name.

[Hungryfreak]

I call the veteran!

[instantdeath999]

if any of you are sophisticated enough to play on PC ( ;) ), then my steam ID is "gaboolwild".
just make sure you message me if adding me, because i've learned not to accept random friend requests... it's cool if you're not that good, but let me know who you are so i don't think you're just some random guy who wants to line his teams with good players to make up for his suckiness.

also, i do play rock band 2 on xbox so add me there... "CrabbiestTester" is the name.

I have a decent pc... I'm looking to upgrade. What kind of video card do you use? I have a 7900.

[HeyRiles]

[...]you're just some random guy who wants to line his teams with good players to make up for his suckiness.

Again, dammit! People need to stop looking through my ruses

[Meatwad555]

if any of you are sophisticated enough to play on PC ( ;) ), then my steam ID is "gaboolwild".
just make sure you message me if adding me, because i've learned not to accept random friend requests... it's cool if you're not that good, but let me know who you are so i don't think you're just some random guy who wants to line his teams with good players to make up for his suckiness.

also, i do play rock band 2 on xbox so add me there... "CrabbiestTester" is the name.

I'm sendin' a FR on teh xbox right now....

[Hungryfreak]

EDIT: Then again, the black guy is always the first to go

That's where youre wrong. The black guy lives in the original Night Of The Living Dead :P

[afterstasis]

I have a decent pc... I'm looking to upgrade. What kind of video card do you use? I have a 7900.

i'm honestly tech-stupid... i have whichever GEForce card was most recent 11 months ago. :)

[theantkid12]

Dammit! But he's [generic slightly racist observation]!

EDIT: Then again, the black guy is always the first to go
I call Francis.

[back_blows]

That's where youre wrong. The black guy lives in the original Night Of The Living Dead :P

Was that the one with the hot, topless, rocker zombie chick?

[HeyRiles]

I call Francis.

Triple dammit, now I'm Zoey...

[Hungryfreak]

Was that the one with the hot, topless, rocker zombie chick?

Nope. The original black and white one, where the black guy is the only survivor.

Edit: Well, the black guy does die, but he's the only survivor of the zombie raid and then gets shot by the army by mistake.

[theantkid12]

Triple dammit, now I'm Zoey...
We should move this convo to WAYDRN.

[instantdeath999]

i'm honestly tech-stupid... i have whichever GEForce card was most recent 11 months ago. :)

I'm very tech-stupid... nothing scares me like the thought of opening my pc :eek:

I have the Orange Box on Pc, and plan to get Crysis when I upgrade.

[Meatwad555]

We should move this convo to WAYDRN.

yeah... there is that. OR... we could just play now... :)

[afterstasis]

I'm very tech-stupid... nothing scares me like the thought of opening my pc :eek:

I have the Orange Box on Pc, and plan to get Crysis when I upgrade.

killer. add my steam name (gaboolwild).
i'm not that great at TF2 (though i ruled at TFC about 7 years ago), but i'm a decent soldier and have been pestering my friends to take a little time off L4D to play TF2 again.

[instantdeath999]

We should move this convo to WAYDRN.

I avoid that thread like the plague :)

[theantkid12]

yeah... there is that. OR... we could just play now... :)
Said me a FR request lol.

[back_blows]

I avoid that thread like the plague :)

It's one giant toilet.

[Hungryfreak]

Oh, I rule TF2 when doing defense as the Demoman. Otherwise, I use the usual n00b strategy of Engineer or Spy. I kick major ass with the latter especially.

[HeyRiles]

HungryFreak I sent you a request. Anyone I'm missing?

Antkid I can't go to the WAYDRN thread. It's scary

[theantkid12]

HungryFreak I sent you a request. Anyone I'm missing?

Antkid I can't go to the WAYDRN thread. It's scary
What's HungryFreak's GT?

[HeyRiles]

Eponymous (it's Hungry Freak, he said; I was just using fancy words, my bad)

[afterstasis]

Oh, I rule TF2 when doing defense as the Demoman. Otherwise, I use the usual n00b strategy of Engineer or Spy. I kick major ass with the latter especially.

i'm AWFUL with demoman!
i used to rule as engy, sniper, and medic... now i'm pretty good at soldier, scout, and medic.

it makes no sense.

[Hungryfreak]

I just suck at using everyone except those main three (and occasionally the medic).

I love imagining the expressions on people's faces when they get blown up without realizing I hid the bombs on the walls around them as opposed to the floor, haha.

[Russian313373]

I like the sniper, Pyro <BEST EVAR<, and scout, also engy, so i mainly like ambush, and stealth

Also, add Chubbychai to your friends list on steam, then you will see: Greek god Apollo, that's meh

[Russian313373]

ahh, screw it, I'm playing nao

[Mikey803]

Vegeta, what's his post count?

It's OVER TEN THOUSAAAAAAAND!!
that statement wins the internet

[Hungryfreak]

People for Left 4 Dead, I should be on in around 5-10 minutes.

[kiggidykev]

I'm back. I drank too much rum and Four Swords was really crappy. We're probably like the fourth set of people ever to play it with with a full set of GameBoys and cables.

Time to get some shuteye!