I'm About to Tell This Girl How I Feel...

[theantkid12]

Ok, well yeah as the title implies I am soon. I just need some self esteems boosts here from the sometimes friendly people of the forums. A lot of crazy stuff has been going on with me and friends and people, and she knows I like her, it's just her friends who know how much I like her, want me to tell her how I feel, and after being convinced enough I'm actually thinking of doing it.

So, you guys have any charming ideas of things to do, or just awesome things to say to your one and only Ant Eater of the General Forums?;)

[Aragha]

I'll give you a cookie if you tell her.

[a21schizoidman]

get her alone, look her in the eyes, and spill it, then afterwards, try to hold her hand and keep looking in her eyes




just dont eat any ants in front of her...

[PenguinTipper]

i advise tell her the truth like you are planning. theres not much as to what to do.

[eringoesmoo]

get her alone, look her in the eyes, and spill it, then afterwards, try to hold her hand and keep looking in her eyes




just dont eat any ants in front of her...

Aw :)
Listen to this guy^^

[theantkid12]

I expect a cookie in the mail Aragha.

A21 I appreciate that, I'm probably going to do that. Damn, I was considering eating ants too! I thought it would be a good turn on!

(I hope you know that was sarcastic.)

Any advise on stuff to say from a girl?

[eringoesmoo]

Tell her she has pretty eyes :)
and then tell her she's much hotter than all of her friends lol j/k

[a21schizoidman]

I expect a cookie in the mail Aragha.

A21 I appreciate that, I'm probably going to do that. Damn, I was considering eating ants too! I thought it would be a good turn on!

(I hope you know that was sarcastic.)

Any advise on stuff to say from a girl?

save the aphrodisiacs for later dude...


and i just said that because thats how i got my last gf (and how im gonna get her back in feb.)

just tell her what you feel, have it come from your heart at the moment, dont try to memorize anything, just tell it straight as you feel it, compliment her personality a lot more than her looks

[afterstasis]

wear clean underwear.

[theantkid12]

save the aphrodisiacs for later dude...


and i just said that because thats how i got my last gf (and how im gonna get her back in feb.)

just tell her what you feel, have it come from your heart at the moment, dont try to memorize anything, just tell it straight as you feel it, compliment her personality a lot more than her looks
You have motivated me.

[theantkid12]

wear clean underwear.
I planned on that.

[HeyRiles]

Everything I've learned has told me that the best pick-up line is 'hey baby...what's your sign?' So, do that I guess. If that doesn't worry, be sure to be carrying around some Axe. I've seen the commercials, I know what goes down...

Be sure to tell us how it goes though

[jacobB12`]

Everything I've learned has told me that the best pick-up line is 'hey baby...what's your sign?' So, do that I guess. If that doesn't worry, be sure to be carrying around some Axe. I've seen the commercials, I know what goes down...

Be sure to tell us how it goes though

No, haven't you seen the Tag commercials????

[HeyRiles]

No, haven't you seen the Tag commercials????

Hmm...which is the one where all those bikini-clad women scale one deserted island? Is that Axe or Tag?

[jacobB12`]

Hmm...which is the one where all those bikini-clad women scale one deserted island? Is that Axe or Tag?

Not sure. :confused:

[HeyRiles]

Not sure. :confused:

Hmm, oh well. Just carry around both then AntKid.

...UNLESS IT CREATES A BODY TOO SEXY FOR THIS PLANET IF YOU COMBINE THEM BOTH!!!!

We want this girl to be turned on, not to be spontaneously combustible, I assume

[jacobB12`]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIzxgyP1Vfo&feature=related

[eringoesmoo]

Axe is better.
I used to use axe deodorant to pick up girls.

[a21schizoidman]

Axe is better.
I used to use axe deodorant to pick up girls.

ive tried,



neither work!

[afterstasis]

i use some kind of arrid, which i suppose is for women but it rules...
and yes, lots of girls seem quite interested. :)

[HeyRiles]

ive tried,



neither work!

Try both...but beware the 'bow-chika-bow-KABOOM'

[a21schizoidman]

Try both...but beware the 'bow-chika-bow-KABOOM'

yes, i have....

[eringoesmoo]

I dated a guy that had Avon's Today Tomorrow Always, it smelled yummy

[jacobB12`]

I shall reveal the secret as long as you keep it on the DL

the secret is

Abercrombie and Fitch - Fierce (http://www.abercrombie.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_10051_10901_272918_-1_12232)

[HeyRiles]

i use some kind of arrid, which i suppose is for women but it rules...
and yes, lots of girls seem quite interested. :)

Well...I think that's like the equivalent of carrying around Twilight, I found out

Oh, AntKid! When you see her, be sure you're holding Twilight! Or if you call her, when she asks what's up, just say 'not much...just re-reading Twilight...'

[HeyRiles]

yes, i have....

Oh....

....Maybe it was your hair then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHYPDpT8QI

[afterstasis]

okay, antdude...

1. clean underwear
2. girl's deodorant
3. vampire porn on-hand

[eringoesmoo]

okay, antdude...

1. clean underwear
2. girl's deodorant
3. vampire porn on-hand

You're a master...

[a21schizoidman]

Oh....

....Maybe it was your hair then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHYPDpT8QI

well, i had a normalish long hair haircut then, not my ultra-sleek mullet

[a21schizoidman]

You're a master...

i must assume you are his slave then?


lol

[afterstasis]

i must assume you are his slave then?


lol

perhaps this is a "responsible" time for this 28 year old to tipsy-toe his way out of the general forum? ;)

[theantkid12]

My pick-up line will be, "Hey -name- I've got all of the Twilight books and some porn of Robert Pattinson back at my place, yah dig?"

Lol not really, but I mean I'll be leaving in like 30 minutes so I don't have time to go out and get axe or tag... But thanks anyway!

[PenguinTipper]

And apparently you should make sure her mom isn't near by or she will take off running.

[a21schizoidman]

perhaps this is a "responsible" time for this 28 year old to tipsy-toe his way out of the general forum? ;)

lol, you should make her get you a beer, now!

mao, diddy, mao!!

[eringoesmoo]

i must assume you are his slave then?


lol

Im everyone's slave..by appointment
;)

[afterstasis]

Im everyone's slave..by appointment
;)

can you mix sissy drinks? i've been nursing this rum & coke for a week, and could go for a good sloe gin fizz! :)

[Pat V V]

just dont eat any ants in front of her...

Aww darn it, i guess thats where i messed up...

[eringoesmoo]

can you mix sissy drinks? i've been nursing this rum & coke for a week, and could go for a good sloe gin fizz! :)

What do I get out of it :)

[HeyRiles]

This thread started out so innocently

[afterstasis]

What do I get out of it :)

i could do your english homework.

[jacobB12`]

This thread started out so innocently

Whenever erin comes around is when things get out of hand!!!

[theantkid12]

This thread started out so innocently
Exactly! It gets derailed within seconds, but it's delightfully funny!

[a21schizoidman]

i'll spank you.
thats wrong dude

[eringoesmoo]

i could do your english homework.

Homeshooled kids don't have homework :)

[eringoesmoo]

Whenever erin comes around is when things get out of hand!!!

She can't help it.
:D
She plays percussion irl.
Generally female percussionists end up with dirty minds -nods-

[jacobB12`]

Homeshooled kids don't have homework :)

actually all the work you do is homework... :p

[eringoesmoo]

actually all the work you do is homework... :p

Shup :D

[Hungryfreak]

Transexuals. Discuss.

[afterstasis]

der_lex, i'm genuinely sorry if this is making you jealous.

[theantkid12]

Transexuals. Discuss.
No!!!!

Don't convince them! These monsters!

[eringoesmoo]

No!!!!

Don't convince them! These monsters!

Im sorry I destroyed your thread
:D
well, not really.

[jacobB12`]

Im sorry I destroyed your thread
:D
well, not really.

yes you did! :p

[afterstasis]

Transexuals. Discuss.

not quite a transsexual, but this thread has inspired me to drunkenly call my transvestite-crush later tonight.

[theantkid12]

Im sorry I destroyed your thread
:D
well, not really.
Lol it doesn't matter, as long as the noob every once in a while will come and read my OP post and respond every page delightfully I will be happy.

[eringoesmoo]

yes you did! :p

But for the good of science.

[jacobB12`]

But for the good of science.

Explain?

[eringoesmoo]

Explain?

I don't feel the need to.

[jacobB12`]

I don't feel the need to.

I do. :cool:

[a21schizoidman]

not quite a transsexual, but this thread has inspired me to drunkenly call my transvestite-crush later tonight.

im interested in hearing this conversation for its randomness

[eringoesmoo]

i do. :cool:

you do?! You'll marry me??!?
Omg!!

[a21schizoidman]

der_lex, i'm genuinely sorry if this is making you jealous.

i havent seem much of him in a while :(

[jacobB12`]

you do?! You'll marry me??!?
Omg!!

I can't betray merc...

[afterstasis]

im interested in hearing this conversation for its randomness

we're casual friends, and recently exchanged numbers because we've discussed doing a drag/punk show to benefit our local homeless shelter.

i don't think she has a clue that i'm into her, though... my appearance is pretty misleading. :)

also, der_lex just closed a thread in the main forums. he's here/coming.

[eringoesmoo]

I can't betray merc...

This is true.
But he hasn't been on :(
I need to know if he wants me to mention him in ze vid

[eringoesmoo]

we're casual friends, and recently exchanged numbers because we've discussed doing a drag/punk show to benefit our local homeless shelter.

i don't think she has a clue that i'm into her, though... my appearance is pretty misleading. :)

Aw that's...sweet :)

[jacobB12`]

This is true.
But he hasn't been on :(
I need to know if he wants me to mention him in ze vid

It couldn't hurt, could it?

[a21schizoidman]

we're casual friends, and recently exchanged numbers because we've discussed doing a drag/punk show to benefit our local homeless shelter.

i don't think she has a clue that i'm into her, though... my appearance is pretty misleading. :)

also, der_lex just closed a thread in the main forums. he's here/coming.

now, is it a she or a he?

[eringoesmoo]

It couldn't hurt, could it?

Nah of course not.
He is my husband afterall.
Wouldn't want all the other men making him jealous!

[jacobB12`]

Nah of course not.
He is my husband afterall.
Wouldn't want all the other men making him jealous!

What about him making us jealous?

[afterstasis]

Aw that's...sweet :)

it's gonna turn from sweet to spicy if i don't chill on this rum... that's why i was hoping for the sloe gin fizz!


now, is it a she or a he?

patty's genetically a guy (though i believe she uses hormones), but i've taken to referring to transvestites as their preferred gender (i'm a southern gentleman, yo!).

[eringoesmoo]

What about him making us jealous?

Well..I haven't considered that.
I don't expect that to happen.

[a21schizoidman]

it's gonna turn from sweet to spicy if i don't chill on this rum... that's why i was hoping for the sloe gin fizz!



patty's genetically a guy (though i believe she uses hormones), but i've taken to referring to transvestites as their preferred gender (i'm a southern gentleman, yo!).

oh no, dont think i was thinking that way, i used to talk to girls like that too, i was trying to ask which way it went, if it was a man-turned-girl or a girl-turned-man or just a guy in drag or somethin

[theantkid12]

Not as if any of you guys seem to care... but I'll be back later, probably not tonight though.

[jacobB12`]

Not as if any of you guys seem to care... but I'll be back later, probably not tonight though.

we care. :rolleyes:

[a21schizoidman]

Not as if any of you guys seem to care... but I'll be back later, probably not tonight though.

good luck dude, just be calm, and tell her what you feel from your heart, just remember to keep looking in her eyes

[afterstasis]

Not as if any of you guys seem to care... but I'll be back later, probably not tonight though.

we'll compare notes! :eek:

[eringoesmoo]

Not as if any of you guys seem to care... but I'll be back later, probably not tonight though.

I care, I hope it works :)
If not I have a slot open for tomorrow.

[Hungryfreak]

I have not actually met any transvestites or transexuals in person, so I've never had to deal with the confusion. For transvestite, I would probably go for actual gender, though, while taking the preferred gender for transexuals.

[afterstasis]

I have not actually met any transvestites or transexuals in person, so I've never had to deal with the confusion. For transvestite, I would probably go for actual gender, though, while taking the preferred gender for transexuals.

i'm not a "club guy" by any means, but i do enjoy occasionally visiting the occasional drag show (if it's small and the drinks are cheap).

i've only actually dated one TV, but that's more or less my own fault. i'm shy, picky, and seem to have difficulty relating to random strangers for some unexplainable reason. :)

[Hungryfreak]

I'm pretty sure most people fall under that category (though usually minus the transvestites), haha.

[HeyRiles]

Not as if any of you guys seem to care... but I'll be back later, probably not tonight though.

I am excited to hear how it goes, even though you're gone anyway but whatever


we care. :rolleyes:

A lot?

[jacobB12`]

A lot?


OF course! ;)

[HeyRiles]

OF course! ;)

About Transformers 'cause there's more than meets the eye!

[Inca586]

:eek:Well,I guess it is true that all topics end up on transvestites sooner or later.:p
I hope Lex doesnt lock this thread, i wanna find out if theantkid's romantic advance is successful.

[n4sc4r]

I am also curious to see how this goes. Perhaps if it works for him I shall give it a go as well. Not!

[schmeankman]

I never liked you.

[n4sc4r]

I never liked you.

Might I ask whom this is directed towards?

[afterstasis]

hey antdude, i called my lady-friend! what about you?

[THE_T0XICITY]

Dude use some good quality chalone (or whatever its spelled like)
If theres a Pac-Sun near you then buy some there.

[Aragha]

hey antdude, i called my lady-friend! what about you?

He did! He told her, but she had to go.

[afterstasis]

go afterstasis!

i'm not going too far, she already has a boyfriend.
perhaps she'll be ready to upgrade to "stud" before too long. :)

[theantkid12]

BACK!

Ehhh.... Well...

It went kind of well. We ended up having to cancel the movie (with friends) due to snow and stuff so I said my little thing on-line. If you want to see what it was I sent I'll send it through PM.


I sent it and she said "ooo" and then 3 minutes later that she had to go because her Dad just got home. It was mostly her friends who wanted me to do it, but I got really motivated by you guys and myself. Her friends thought what I sent was extremely cute and sweet and that she would fall for it. They think she was overwhelmed in a good way. One of her friends almost cried lol. I hope she'll sign back on later.

I'm really happy to influence people with my story here!

[theantkid12]

may i see it? (you can PM non-friends if you go to options and click the box)
I'm adding you anyway, haha.

[jacobB12`]

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Good job man!

[HeyRiles]

BACK!

Ehhh.... Well...

It went kind of well. We ended up having to cancel the movie (with friends) due to snow and stuff so I said my little thing on-line. If you want to see what it was I sent I'll send it through PM.


I sent it and she said "ooo" and then 3 minutes later that she had to go because her Dad just got home. It was mostly her friends who wanted me to do it, but I got really motivated by you guys and myself. Her friends thought what I sent was extremely cute and sweet and that she would fall for it. They think she was overwhelmed in a good way. One of her friends almost cried lol. I hope she'll sign back on later.

I'm really happy to influence people with my story here!

I won't ask you about your personal conversations, don't worry.

I kinda had a similar situation, only everybody already knew I liked her, it wasn't her friends that wanted me to tell her, and it was obvious she wasn't interested, so I just kinda had to tell her I used to like her so at least it won't be as awkward anymore. I need to stop setting my bar so high!

[afterstasis]

I need to stop setting my bar so high!

welcome to my hell. :)

[HeyRiles]

welcome to my hell. :)

Problem for me is, I don't drink or take drugs, whereas in private school, EVERYBODY does. And I seem to keep getting interested in girls that do it pretty regularly. From that, I'm not that fun to hang out with, so it's kinda hard for all that. Plus for some reason people assume that just because I don't drink and get high myself, that means I look down on anybody who does. So, you know, I'm just kinda waiting for college so I can shake off that label, and probably wait until 21 to find out what kind of a drunk I am

[jrcronlakers]

High bars are for the Olympics.

[HeyRiles]

High bars are for the Olympics.

And I keep missing out on a medal!

[theantkid12]

I feel really happy actually lol.

[HeyRiles]

I feel really happy actually lol.

That's very good, congratulations!

[theantkid12]

That's very good, congratulations!
Exactly.

And believe it or not, YOU guys were part of it if you want to or don't want to.

[theantkid12]

thats good then!
Did you read the message A21?

[theantkid12]

yeah, i sent you a reply
I don't think I see it in my inbox...

[PenguinTipper]

I'm glad this turned back into the first topic

[HeyRiles]

I'm glad this turned back into the first topic

But I prefer talking about meeee!

[Inca586]

'Gratz Ant, hope you and your lady friend do well together =)

[madcapmatt]

Anybody else always fall for the guy or girls they can't have? It seems like almost everybody I've ever liked is either married or seeing somebody. There was one girl in particular who I almost told I liked then she brought up how much I remind her of one of her exes. Ouch.

[moneyp]

Somewhat related: I used to make it a habit of telling all of my female friends that I was madly in love with them in the manner a21schizoid recommended. Anyone who knows me well knows enough to never take me seriously, but at one point I received a very emotional "I love you, too" from an old friend and it took me a minute to realize she was serious; which was awkward. We got past it, friendship intact, but I've learned to be more careful with my fake passionate love.

And to the ant eater. Online??? Dude. No no no. I mean, congrats and all if it works out, but women want to hear that face to face.

[theantkid12]

Well I was just talking with her online too.

She seemed in a more cheerful mood then yesterday and we're talking fine. I brought up yesterday and she said it was really sweet. I tried to move it forward more by saying things about it, but it never got to where I wanted it to be.

Thanks for the tags Aragha....

[AnarchyintheUK]

My advice is dont wait til shes got a boyfriend to tell her, because thats what i stupidly did, well i didnt know she had a boyfriend when i told her but i certainly knew afterwards. Shes still with him 2 months on so i'm just waiting to see how that pans out.

[Meatwad555]

I added more tags for you ant...

[PenguinTipper]

Tell her about your pimped out car. Just make sure you leave out that it's a Power Wheels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZGiGtC832s

[Chief Stubbs]

Two words:
Date Rape.

[Mikey803]

Two words:
Date Rape.
wait...the Sublime song?

[Lily_Mu]

wear clean underwear.

You never know...

[theantkid12]

You never know...
What doesn't happen to you has happened to someone else, and I dread to be them.

[HeyRiles]

What doesn't happen to you has happened to someone else, and I dread to be them.

I just took that statement, like, nine different ways at the same time, and they all repulsed me at the same time

[a21schizoidman]

wait...the Sublime song?

you will go to jail and get raped!

[eringoesmoo]

you will go to jail and get raped!

0.O