How to Gift Rock Band (hot blonde included)

[Eman311]

http://kotaku.com/gaming/ebay-madness/the-proper-way-to-gift-rock-band-327976.php

[Huskie]

http://kotaku.com/gaming/ebay-madness/the-proper-way-to-gift-rock-band-327976.php

I'll take two.

Did you notice this part?


The picture above is from an eBay auction featuring a new, sealed PlayStation 3 version of Rock Band, two Guitar Hero 3 Gibson SG guitars, and a bleach blond woman dressed up in holiday cheer - and not much else.

What the heck? I thought the GH3 controllers would not work on PS3 Rock Band?

[IbanezBassist_v2]

I love the comment by MasterofPastures.

"What is this redneck hour" "Show the lady some respect"
"And no, I am not joking"

Yeah, dressed like that with your hands all over your **** is really going to draw some respect. Idiot....

[Apples]

Oh man, if the Rock Band panties thread got 50+ replies, people are going to have a field day with this one.

[PunkJr]

Edit - That's not the "Chloe" I've met... NM. =\

[Huskie]

Oh man, if the Rock Band panties thread got 50+ replies, people are going to have a field day with this one.

BRING IT NOOBs ... Apples, can you stay in this topic for a little while ;)

More funny comments at that link.

BY DEADEYEREBORN AT 01:31 PM

rockbands in this picture? where?


BY GODDESSAKASHA AT 01:34 PM

@MasterOfPastures: Because, you know, obviously the lady respects herself and stuff.


BY BIGFOOT AT 01:36 PM

That poor box.


BY BALLABOY311 AT 01:36 PM

God I hope I win that auction. I don't even have a PS3...yet! It is cold here and you know what that means.


BY JCNET AT 01:40 PM

omg she's bending the box, that lowers its value. take it back and get me a box in pristine condition, the guitars are already fragile as it is


BY TAGGART6 AT 01:47 PM

Well..you don't look at the mantel when your poking the fire place.

Bring on the holiday cheer!

and the keeper ...


BY FANDAM AT 01:53 PM

Good lord, I haven't seen so much foundation on something since I last saw Extreme Engineering.

Plus, clear heels.

Still LMAO

[Eman311]

I'll take two.

Did you notice this part?


What the heck? I thought the GH3 controllers would not work on PS3 Rock Band?

good point lol. someone's trying to pawn off their useless guitars along with it.

[topperharley]

She looks rather young... I'd hate to have to use the "I swear I thought she was 18, judge" excuse -- they never buy that one.

[Quastor]

I'm so lonely. :(

[Huskie]

good point lol. someone's trying to pawn off their useless guitars along with it.
Let the speculation begin.
Now the Tech forum will have complaints of incomplete bundles.
"Hey HMX. Where's my girl? She wasn't in the box!!11!!! kthxbye"


She looks rather young... I'd hate to have to use the "I swear I thought she was 18, judge" excuse -- they never buy that one.

:D

[Eman311]

She looks rather young... I'd hate to have to use the "I swear I thought she was 18, judge" excuse -- they never buy that one.

It would be worth it :eek:

[IbanezBassist_v2]

She looks rather young... I'd hate to have to use the "I swear I thought she was 18, judge" excuse -- they never buy that one.

Thats why I go for the older gals. My lady is 15 years older than I. Mmmm Mmmm.

[Atsumi]

I saw this earlier on Kotaku thought "Hmm... I wonder if she'd actually play it with the buyer."

[Apples]

I'm sure the buyer would love to play with her. ;)

[TheRocker]

I will take 1 i hope warranty is included.

[Atsumi]

I'm sure the buyer would love to play with her. ;)

I couldn't imagine drumming in those shoes.

OUCH!

[Quastor]

Atsumi put her avatar in her signiture... Now I once again feel like I'm pervertedly trying to look down her shirt every time I see it. :eek:


It's the angle...

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Atsumi put her avatar in her signiture... Now I once again feel like I'm pervertedly trying to look down her shirt every time I see it. :eek:


It's the angle...

Sure....Always blaming it on the angle. I myself prefer the picture that was on her profile in the black dress.

Something about that dress!

[topperharley]

I couldn't imagine drumming in those shoes.

OUCH!

Probably wouldn't be very good for the bass pedal either. Or her note streak. Which would really annoy me if she kept messing up. Unless we were playing Strip Rock Band... ;)

[Atsumi]

Sure....Always blaming it on the angle. I myself prefer the picture that was on her profile in the black dress.

Something about that dress!

I do love that dress. :p

[Tris10]

Tis a win win! Cuz after the 20 seconds or so after your done with her, you can rock out to one of the finest games of this year!

Also, her heels are totally warping the top of the box!

[topperharley]

after the 20 seconds or so after your done with her

Hey, I'll have you know some of us last a lot longer than 20 seconds... ;)

[cuBERT]

Is the girl Ps3 only?

[_GABO_]

I'm so lonely. :(
lollersk8tz.

I just think I might put a bid on this.. Merry Christmas, happy early birthday to me, and a super-early New Year, too!

[Eman311]

Is the girl Ps3 only?

there's a far less attractive 360 girl.

[Rogue Marvel]

I don't think either girl is really that attractive

[Atsumi]

I don't think either girl is really that attractive

Honestly, I don't either. No, if they like had Adriana Lima or Keira Knightley deliver it... That may be a different story for me. ;)

[cuBERT]

there's a far less attractive 360 girl.

They look bad on the outside but, atleast they dont double as a book place.


Console wars are teh suckzorz.

[topperharley]

Honestly, I don't either. No, if they like had Adriana Lima or Keira Knightley deliver it... That may be a different story for me. ;)

All of you and your obsession with looks - isn't it what's on the inside that counts? :rolleyes:

[IbanezBassist_v2]

there's a far less attractive 360 girl.

Yeah but she will die on you at any moment without given notice.

[nicko68]

I hope she wouldn't break your strum bar, if you know what I'm sayin'.

I also wonder how many of the RB nerds would rather open the RB box. Oh wait, this isn't Digg. :)

[GHmanRON]

yeh..nice dude

[Atsumi]

All of you and your obsession with looks - isn't it what's on the inside that counts? :rolleyes:

Not if I'm looking for the prettiest lady to deliver MY rock band.

[topperharley]

Not if I'm looking for the prettiest lady to deliver MY rock band.

Point taken. :) And I agree completely.