Buy Rock Band and 2 Les Pauls Get a Model for Free (cheapest date ever?)

[Xzyliac]

Okay here's probably the 2nd or 3rd awesome Rock Band related story I haven't seen actually posted.

So this completely legit non-prostituting (http://cgi.ebay.com/ROCK-BAND-PS3-GUITAR-HERO-3-BUNDLE-SANTAS-HELPER-2-80_W0QQitemZ270190941684QQihZ017QQcmdZViewItem) eBay auction has a little twist. Yes you're getting Rock Band, yes you're getting not one but two GHIII Les Pauls, but you're also getting Chloe. Santa's self-proclaimed little helper with questionable taste (http://www.myspace.com/zoei2chloe).

Straight from my source Destructoid.




http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/56586-BAD1.jpg

For some reason, sex and Rock Band don't associate themselves in my mind, but I suppose even bananas and masking tape can look sexy if placed in the right situation. Enter this Ebay auction, in which you can win the new Rock Band bundle along with two Guitar Hero 3 Gibson SG guitars ... and Chloe.

What will Chloe do for you? Well, she will apparently open the gifts for you (which makes no sense to me -- it's my goddamn gift and I wanna open it), and possibly slither all over them once opened. Then she'll take pictures with you before she leaves, leaving you with a tent in your pants, and a brand new copy of Rock Band.

Now, I was thinking about this last night driving home: If I were a guy and I had the choice between going to a strip club and blowing a bunch of money to not touch a semi-naked girl, or stay home and watch porn for free, well, I'd take the latter every time. Maybe for some, suggestion is just more fun. The girl posted her MySpace link, so I went to investigate. Occupation? "Dancers, models, Suicide Girls and Adult entertainers." Shocking!

[Thanks Adam!]


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Wow. I'm pretty speechless. This is just one of those things that makes you kind of scratch your head.

[AVC808]

i think someone posted it earlier today in the general forum, but yeah totally rock band related so they couldve posted it in here :D

[Xzyliac]

i think someone posted it earlier today in the general forum, but yeah totally rock band related so they couldve posted it in here :D

Well he misses out 'cause when I look for my Rock Band related post I go to the Rock Band board. Maybe that's just me. :p

Misplaced post are all over General though. Something the mods REALLY need to get crackin' on. It's really not that difficult.

[Eman311]

Well he misses out 'cause when I look for my Rock Band related post I go to the Rock Band board. Maybe that's just me. :p

Misplaced post are all over General though. Something the mods REALLY need to get crackin' on. It's really not that difficult.

it's not quite game related though is it?

(i posted it in general)

[Xzyliac]

it's not quite game related though is it?

(i posted it in general)

Yeah I'd think so as it is a game up for auction and it's Rock Band to add even more relevance.

[topperharley]

If I had the money to burn, I'd bid - assuming it's a legitimate charity auction. Help a good cause, get a tax deduction, a little eye candy, and a second copy of the game to give to a friend.

The legit non-prostituting part is a bit of a disappointment though... KIDDING!!! :eek:

[davidshek]

Two words: re...tarded. Read the actual auction and look at the pictures...

They're advertising the PS3 Rock Band with 2 SG guitars (from GH3 on PS2)...

Should I repeat that, or did everyone else notice the mistake they made? I believe it's been all over this forum that the PS2 guitars do NOT work on the PS3. AND GH guitars don't work on RB on PS3...Am I wrong here?

Then they say in the questions/answers part of the auction that you can get the 360 version of Rock Band instead if you want...so then you'd still get 2 guitars that would be just as useless.

[EliteXFactor]

Near the bottom it stats, "Knowledge is Power," what is this...knowledge? Oh, and she looks underage...I didn't look at there myspace...soooo....yeah

[Xzyliac]

This is ******ed...read the actual auction and look at the pictures...

They're advertising the PS3 Rock Band with 2 SG guitars (from GH3 on PS2)...

Should I repeat that, or did everyone else notice the mistake they made? I believe it's been all over this forum that the PS2 guitars do NOT work on the PS3. Am I wrong here?

Then they say in the questions/answers part of the auction that you can get the 360 version of Rock Band instead if you want...so then you'd still get 2 guitars that would be just as useless.


Near the bottom it stats, "Knowledge is Power," what is this...knowledge?

I believe these two post are wonderfully interconnected.

[bmore007]

And a merry Christmas to you too...

[Rogue Marvel]

I don't think the model is really that pretty