Salma Hayek reportedly marries on Valentine's Day

[benson111]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDQuBUy1dgo

[sweet-t310]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s

[jgosh]

no

[instantdeath999]

Who?

[Blackjack041277]

C'est bon d'être français (et d'être milliardaire aussi, bien sûr...)

[benson111]

C'est bon d'être français (et d'être milliardaire aussi, bien sûr...)

So what if hes a billionare, she should have waited. :(

[Wolfbeckett]

Meh I've never really seen what the big deal is with her anyway, she's just not my type I guess.

[sweet-t310]

Let's remember the good times (nsfw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayACsykYOQ0


Man I love that song...among other things.

[topperharley]

Was she the one in the Matrix sequels? Or was that the other no talent actress who's only in movies because she has a huge rack?

[benson111]

Was she the one in the Matrix sequels? Or was that the other no talent actress who's only in movies because she has a huge rack?


And she has much talent.


http://www.famosas-desnudass.com/famosas-desnudas/Salma-Hayek/Salma-Hayek-6.jpg

[instantdeath999]

I still don't see what the big deal is about her getting married...

[sweet-t310]

I always liked the story Robert Rodriguez told about filming Desperado. He said on any given day, there may have been 3-8 people on set for any given scene. For the sex scene between Salma and Antonio, there were around 125 people on set.

[benson111]

I still don't see what the big deal is about her getting married...

Joke thread isnt funny i guess. :confused:

Also, i am in love with her. :o

[bood-boy]

Was she the one in the Matrix sequels? Or was that the other no talent actress who's only in movies because she has a huge rack?

she is the mistress of the mccaw in from dusk till dawn.
shes smokin in that movie.
same with in fled. mm mm. shes the first latino i ever had a crush on. i was in grade 9 though.

[Rock_Band_Over]

^
also mentioned a lot by Cartman in the Cat Orgy episode


Was she the one in the Matrix sequels? Or was that the other no talent actress who's only in movies because she has a huge rack?

I really hope you're not referring to Monica Bellucci... that's like saying Roger Daltrey only had a huge bulge.

[topperharley]

On her very best day, Monica Belluci is a mediocre actress.

[Wertty]

Her face cancels out anything else attractive on her.

[Ryuzaki]

Her face cancels out anything else attractive on her.

Agreed.

[Rock_Band_Over]

Uh keep in mind she's also like 40-something... maybe she's not your type but c'mon. (she=Hayek)

[benson111]

Uh keep in mind she's also like 40-something... maybe she's not your type but c'mon. (she=Hayek)

I know, but each there own i guess. I think she is pretty dagon hawt. :eek:

[Skittles]

I know, but each there own i guess. I think she is pretty dagon hawt. :eek:
indeed