Why Is It That I Feel Like I'm The Only Celibate Person In The State Of Illinois?

[CCDaDon]

CELIBACY SUCKS! It really really does... Especially when your friends always come up to you all like "Guess what happened last night?"

[jgosh]

Your is da onle oneh

[CCDaDon]

Your is da onle oneh

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

[Inca586]

What are your reasons for being celibate? Just curious.

[ffwarrior47]

don't worry bro, you'll get laid someday :D

and i'm w/ inca, why are you celibate?

[bmaninc]

*Waits for Jonas Brothers*

[trench762]

umm, it's only celibacy if it's by choice, like Lenny Kravitz, otherwise you just can't get laid.

[Alright_Computer]

Yes, you are. Even that 13-year-old kid down the street has gotten laid.

[Mex]

Wow.

Both accounts banned. Yikes.

[Inca586]

Aww, great, CCDaDon is banned now, and we'll never know his reasons for celibacy

[Alright_Computer]

Alt accounts FTL.

[Mex]

Aww, great, CCDaDon is banned now, and we'll never know his reasons for celibacy

It probably has a lot to do with THA FUCHA!

[Tinykoko]

that's pretty funny. now i'm curious too.

[bmaninc]

*Goes to ask him on PSN*

[HMXDave]

Apparently being celibate is a bannable offense now.

[Renrock]

Apparently being celibate is a bannable offense now.

I now wonder if they banned him for Alt spam , or maybe , just maybe the mod didn't read his name as slang for "the future". It could've been read as a way of censor bypassing the F bomb.

[Alright_Computer]

Apparently being celibate is a bannable offense now.

Crap, I'm banned now.

[Mex]

As already mentioned, being Celibate means you're abstaining by CHOICE. So this is most likely not the reason for bannage....

[Ralphy2009]

I now wonder if they banned him for Alt spam , or maybe , just maybe the mod didn't read his name as slang for "the future". It could've been read as a way of censor bypassing the F bomb.

Or maybe it was a combination of both. In any case, it was a very short ban. It's over now.

[CCDaDon]

HAI THUR!

THA FUCHA will live forever in my heart

[bmaninc]

HAI THUR!

THA FUCHA will live forever in my heart

It will in all of ours, too. :)

[CCDaDon]

I just hope they haven't gotten to Agent Oranges yet

[Blackjack041277]

Technically, being celibate means being unmarried, so, I'm pretty sure he's not the only one in the whole state of IL.

Just another one of those words time re-defined (in the English language, anyway.)

[Mex]

Ha ha...that was quick. Welcome back.

[Hungryfreak]

CELIBACY SUCKS! It really really does... Especially when your friends always come up to you all like "Guess what happened last night?"

Don't worry. I see nothing interesting about sex. The government's been screwing us over for years and it doesn't make me feel any better.