What Crimes Would You Have Committed If The Forums Were Real Llife?

[Stewie]

What crimes would you have committed if the forums were real life?

Lets see...

Stewie:

[Alright_Computer]

I believe you can also include statutory rape in there too. Erin is 15, right...?

[Meatwad555]

I don't get it.

[Stewie]

I believe you can also include statutory rape in there too. Erin is 15, right...?

Huh?

[Stewie]

I don't get it.

The "crimes" you've done on the forums if they were real life

[Alright_Computer]

Huh?

If you *ahem* cuddle naked with someone under the age of consent, which is at least 16 in the US, then it's considered statutory rape.

A pretty dumb law, but still a law.

[Meatwad555]

Murder: 263,270

[Stewie]

All right I fessed up. Let's see your laundry lists guys.

[eringoesmoo]

If you *ahem* cuddle naked with someone under the age of consent, which is at least 16 in the US, then it's considered statutory rape.

A pretty dumb law, but still a law.

Statuatory rape FTW?

Er...okay so that was pretty bad xD

[Alright_Computer]

I'll do this when I'm not so tired.


Statuatory rape FTW?

Er...okay so that was pretty bad xD

It's not like anyone enforces it...

[Stewie]

If you count all the zombies and crap I killed my murder total is probably more like 47. Yeah 47 let's go with that.....

[citric_bullets]

I'm gonna have to say 514 counts of assault with a sexy weapon.

(Which by the way, is gonna be the name of my first album: Assault With a Sexy Weapon)

[eringoesmoo]

I'll do this when I'm not so tired.



It's not like anyone enforces it...

Unless it gets reported, then they have to look into it.

That's why I keep everything on the DL.

xD JAY KAYY.
(or am i?)

[Gowienczyk]

Assault on a Minor on many accounts.

[ffwarrior47]

i don't think i've ever committed any "crimes" on the forums...

i could be wrong though....

[Stew]

hmmmmm I dunno

What does wishing someone dies of AIDS count as?

[Meatwad555]

I'm gonna have to say 514 counts of assault with a sexy weapon.

(Which by the way, is gonna be the name of my first album: Assault With a Sexy Weapon)

I'm stealing that name.

[Stewie]

i don't think i've ever committed any "crimes" on the forums...

i could be wrong though....

Pansy!
j/k! :D

[schmeankman]

Sexual Assault: 8
Robbery: 28
Aggrivated assault: 14
Attempted Murder: 22
Child Pornography: 0 (I'm no perv!)
Tresspassing: 3

[ffwarrior47]

Unless it gets reported, then they have to look into it.

That's why I keep everything on the DL.

xD JAY KAYY.
(or am i?)

*cough*

like what?

*cough*

may i ask?

*cough*

DAMN THIS COLD! *cough*
:D

[Meatwad555]

i don't think i've ever committed any "crimes" on the forums...

i could be wrong though....

Identity theft!!!

[eringoesmoo]

*cough*

like what?

*cough*

may i ask?

*cough*

DAMN THIS COLD! *cough*
:D

Err...lolwut?!
<.< >.>
I'm good, nothing to hide.
You should know though
*cough*

[ffwarrior47]

Identity theft!!!

shhh shhh mayne, keep dat mess on da DL dawg...

I GOT WARRANTS!

[Stewie]

I expect a huge laundry list from everyone. A lot of people have to fess up now.

[eringoesmoo]

I can't remember.
Anyone care to count all of my offenses?
xD

[ffwarrior47]

Err...lolwut?!
<.< >.>
I'm good, nothing to hide.
You should know though
*cough*

*cough*
okay let's stop talking about this
*cough*
people are watching
*cough*
:p

[eringoesmoo]

*cough*
okay let's stop talking about this
*cough*
people are watching
*cough*
:p

I < 3 YOUR SIG!
What people/!

[Meatwad555]

Attempted Murder: 502,132
Murder: 263,270
Robbery: 5
Assault And Battery: 25
Identity Theft: 19
Disturbing The Peace: 100,001
Arson: 2
Destruction Of Property: 40
Rape: 1
Statuatory Rape: 1
Loitering: 2

[Stewie]

I can't remember.
Anyone care to count all of my offenses?
xD

Indecent Exposure: 4
Assault: 8
Murder: 2
Attempted Murder: 3

[eringoesmoo]

Indecent Exposure: 4
Assault: 8
Murder: 2
Attempted Murder: 3

Oh, I thought it was pretty decent :D

[ffwarrior47]

I < 3 YOUR SIG!
What people/!

lol thanks :D

idk anymore... maybe the people in this thread.
*cough*

****ING COLD!

lol

[eringoesmoo]

lol thanks :D

idk anymore... maybe the people in this thread.
*cough*

****ING COLD!

lol

Err...xD

[Stewie]

Err...xD

lol

[citric_bullets]

Putting squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling: 5

[ZOMG_A_RANCOR]

edited awayyyyy

[Mex]

Ummm...

It would seem that I need to be more of a criminal around here. I can't think of anything.

[Stewie]

Ummm...

It would seem that I need to be more of a criminal around here. I can't think of anything.

Loser. Do some bad stuff! lol
I'm kidding....
Seriously though you need to be more of a criminal.

[ArmsAreLoud]

So far, the only thing I've done is generally annoyed people with my opinions. Of course, I do that in real life, so meh.

[jgosh]

Ther's me list sr.
Disturbing The Peace
Arson
Destruction Of Property
Jaywalking
Loitering

[ffwarrior47]

Err...xD

exactly.
:D

[Stew]

ffwarrior just committed mass genocide in the WAYDRN thread

[Masquerade]

NONE! I'm an angel -halo glows- :rolleyes:

[ZOMG_A_RANCOR]

What does masturbating in public count as?

Whatever that is, charge me with like...3-4 (hundred) counts of that.

Oh, and leaving a glass of milk out four 6 days until it solidified and smelled like death.

[iamtheddrman]

I've committed the following:
Assault: 6
Indecent Exposure: 5 (that's what taking off your pants counts as right?)
Disturbing the Peace: 13

Masq: you've totally got 23543812 counts of Arson

[ffwarrior47]

ffwarrior just committed mass genocide in the WAYDRN thread

yay me!

[Masquerade]

WOAH! I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU DDR! Your avatar changed your whole persona XD.

You're a couple thousand off, but I guess...fine...:rolleyes:

[Meatwad555]

Hey guys.

[Stewie]

yay me!

What's your murder total now 23?
Wait a tic.....
*blows away 10 guys who are after me for a robbery*
*updates front page*

[iamtheddrman]

WOAH! I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU DDR! Your avatar changed your whole persona XD.

You're a couple thousand off, but I guess...fine...:rolleyes:
Gah fine. I fixed it for you.
Does stealth posting count as a crime?

[eringoesmoo]

zomfg.
Meat and FF have the same avi!>!!?>e;hu

[iamtheddrman]

Hey guys.
I thought you were ffwarrior47 for a second.

you sly dog

[Masquerade]

Wha! DDR YOU'RE BACK!

You should be charged with fraud.

[ffwarrior47]

hey guys.

twins! High-five!

[iamtheddrman]

Wha! DDR YOU'RE BACK!

You should be charged with fraud.
You gonna lock me up?

Statutory Rape: 1 :(

[gosox333]

I ain't done nothin to no-one.

I'm cool like that. :cool:

[Masquerade]

I ain't done nothin to no-one.

I'm cool like that. :cool:

You're a cold-hearted liar.

@DDR, YES! In my basement chamber, bahahah.

[iamtheddrman]

I ain't done nothin to no-one.

I'm cool like that. :cool:
No you've done this:
Impersonating the Commander in Chief: 2064

^ Lol sounds kinky

[jgosh]

Pulp Fiction

[Stewie]

You gonna lock me up?

Statutory Rape: 1 :(

I have 3 counts of that

[gosox333]

You guys can't prove anything.

*Takes out ddrman and Masque silently but surely*

I ain't done nothin.

[ffwarrior47]

I ain't done nothin to no-one.

I'm cool like that. :cool:

you've shot me in the face!!!

and the arm!

and the kneecaps!!!

remember that!?!?!

[iamtheddrman]

You guys can't prove anything.

*Takes out ddrman and Masque silently but surely*

I ain't done nothin.
Curse you and your Executive Power!!!

[gosox333]

you've shot me in the face!!!

and the arm!

and the kneecaps!!!

remember that!?!?!

Wasn't me. :cool:

[gosox333]

Curse you and your Executive Power!!!

Hey, I didn't do it.

[ffwarrior47]

Wasn't me. :cool:

b-b-but, i saw you shoot me...

or did you?

T_T my brain hurts.

[iamtheddrman]

Hey, I didn't do it.
Ok Mr. President. Whatever you say

*bows*

[gosox333]

b-b-but, i saw you shoot me...

or did you?

T_T my brain hurts.

Nope. It was ddrman dressed up like me.

He's a tricky one.

[Stewie]

I think I have a nice mix of crimes. I wanted to spread my evilness around a bit.....

Murder: 57 (remember this is debatable since most took place during times of war)
Robbery: 5
Assault And Battery: 4
Statuatory Rape: 3
Indecent Exposure: 5
Disturbing The Peace: 7
Arson: 3
Destruction Of Property: 33
Jaywalking: 2
Loitering: 3

[gosox333]

I think I have a nice mix of crimes. I wanted to spread my evilness around a bit.....

Murder: 57 (remember this is debatable since most took place during times of war)
Robbery: 5
Assault And Battery: 4
Statuatory Rape: 3
Indecent Exposure: 5
Disturbing The Peace: 7
Arson: 3
Destruction Of Property: 33
Jaywalking: 2
Loitering: 3

You went jaywalking?!?

Stewie, how could you? :(

[iamtheddrman]

Nope. It was ddrman dressed up like me.

He's a tricky one.
.Dang right! I'm a master of disguise

[Stewie]

bumpalicious!

[ClassicRockFanatic23]

I wold think a couple of assault cases, and disturbing the peace.

[Stewie]

I wold think a couple of assault cases, and disturbing the peace.

Only a couple?

[Ferocious Q]

I believe you can also include statutory rape in there too. Erin is 15, right...?

Nah Erin's my age... 14

[eringoesmoo]

Nah Erin's my age... 14

Nah she's 15 :D

And 14 made the rape thing even worse xD

[Stewie]

You went jaywalking?!?

Stewie, how could you? :(

I don't know what iz waz thinking!.....lol

[HazzyRap]

Assault, maybe rape. Some of you guys aren't too bad look'in...

[Stewie]

A lot of bad boys and girls on the forums....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoE-ga8Jsrg

[Aragha]

Anyone wanna get mine?

I'm lazy.

[Stewie]

Anyone wanna get mine?

I'm lazy.

What kinda stuff have you done? Murder? Assault? Arson? Destruction Of Property?

[HeyRiles]

I've definitely seen more than three statuary rapes from Stewie. As for me:

I've been accused of loitering several times, and I think I jaywalk in the USL forum a little. I haven't been accused of indecent exposure, but I've been totally praised for my decent exposure. People love my body, I guess

[Stewie]

I've definitely seen more than three statuary rapes from Stewie. As for me:

I've been accused of loitering several times, and I think I jaywalk in the USL forum a little. I haven't been accused of indecent exposure, but I've been totally praised for my decent exposure. People love my body, I guess

More than three counts? Really? Loitering, indecent exposure lol. And jaywalking huh? You've got to step it up dude. Assault someone or destroy some property or something.

[Aragha]

*destroys Monopoly Guy's hat by kicking him in the head*

TWOFERONE!

[zack10house]

I believe I'm only guilty of some moderate Lamb Of God/Protest The Hero fanboyism which is definitely not a crime.....I feel so worthless.....I'm off to rape and pillage the general forums

[Stewie]

Aragha

Attempted murder: 2
Assault: 8
Destruction of property: 10
Arson: 5

[Mex]

I got naked and started breakdancing. With chocolate syrup.

I guess that COULD be illegal in some context.

[Stewie]

I got naked and started breakdancing. With chocolate syrup.

I guess that COULD be illegal in some context.

Indecent Exposure maybe?

[iamtheddrman]

Indecent Exposure maybe?
Or assault with a deadly "weapon" ;)

[Mex]

Indecent Exposure maybe?

That would be the one. They can't call it indecent if they paid me to do it though.

[GreyFoxx]

Murder: 50
Kidnapping: 1
Disturbing the peace: 9
Assault and Battery: 15
Involuntary Manslaughter: 1
Destruction of property: 25
War Crimes: 10
Treason: 1

[Lily_Mu]

.....I'm off to rape and pillage

...in the forums of your choice?

[leftover_crack]

killing of a cop: 666

oh and of course "trespassing" while practicing my freedom of assembly on private property haha

[Shredder87]

Disorderly conduct/Being drunk in public

[leftover_crack]

and shoplifting

oh and the law that says u cant be a communist that was made during the cold war

[eringoesmoo]

Or assault with a deadly "weapon" ;)

:eek:

[NormanCoxwell]

I think disturbing the peace cause of Lex. Lex doesn't like me.

[Zidane]

Zidane:
Intent to harm another with a deadly weapon
Loitering
Flirting with a 17 year old girl
Intent to impersonate an officer of the law
Downloading music illegally

[Masquerade]

Zidane:
Intent to harm another with a deadly weapon
Loitering
Flirting with a 17 year old girl
Intent to impersonate an officer of the law
Downloading music illegally

I remember that, I was lurking :).

[rgdrafting]

___________________________

[Zidane]

I remember that, I was lurking :).

Everybody remembers that.... :(

[tridentgum0]

Battery (e-punching people who disagree)
Verbal Abuse
Questioning authority (through AIM)
Being lame

[whofan]

Assault, probably assault with a weapon, at least one Manslaughter :P

[Buffdog18]

Disturbing the peace and however many accounts of murder I had in werewolf.

:p

[moose39]

Jaywalking. (http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsH/7680-16142.gif)

[Der_Lex]

I think disturbing the peace cause of Lex. Lex doesn't like me.

Nah, I don't have a problem with you. Posters I genuinely don't like have a tendency to... disappear. :D

I've just considered some of your posts of questionable taste and content and called you out on it... but I've done that with plenty of other posters as well, including those that I'm fond of. We all make errors in judgment at some point, and I always feel it's better to step in before things get out of hand... and that a firmly worded message makes more of an impression than beating around the bush.

But if you feel that I have some sort of problem with you, then you're mistaken. Heck, I've never even personally banned you. ;)

[frizzy_bj]

Statutory rape??:eek: That's a bit disturbing.

Let's see here:

Disturbing the Peace
Public Intox
Assault and Battery
Loitering
Theft of Property
Sexual Harassment (lol)
Obstruction of Justice
Robbery


That's about it but with these charges, I would be in the slammer for a long time.:p