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athenahollow
03-10-2009, 11:32 PM
Avon has released a product that is strikingly similar in both the practical application and look of the T-Virus from the resident evil series....
ANEW CLINICAL Derma-Full X3 Facial Filling Serum (http://shop.avon.com/shop/product.aspx?pf_id=36361&from=search&find_spec=derma%20full&camp=200906&dir_delivery=1&rep_delivery=1)

http://shop.avon.com/shop/assets/images/prod/PROD_1066094_XL.jpg

http://www.umbrellacorporation.com/home/images/stories/T_Virus.jpg

What do you guys think?

LankanLatino
03-10-2009, 11:32 PM
:O!!

citric_bullets
03-10-2009, 11:34 PM
... *Loads shotgun*

JoshuaB81285
03-10-2009, 11:36 PM
Thank goodness I've read that "Zombie Survival Guide Handbook" or whatever.

Starfleet_Rambo
03-10-2009, 11:36 PM
I need some colored herbs. :D

athenahollow
03-10-2009, 11:36 PM
Is it time we all made sure to have our Zombie Survival Guide (http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/ref=pd_sim_b_1) handy?

Ninja'd by Josh... : doh :

Starfleet_Rambo
03-10-2009, 11:37 PM
Is it time we all made sure to have our Zombie Survival Guide (http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/ref=pd_sim_b_1) handy?

Ninja'd by Josh... : doh :

Will you read to me? :o

Mex
03-10-2009, 11:40 PM
Sick!! So when does Milla show up!?

athenahollow
03-10-2009, 11:40 PM
Sick!! So when does Milla show up!?

I dunno but I call dibs.

Mex
03-10-2009, 11:41 PM
I dunno but I call dibs.

Eff that! You're married ain't ya? Married peeps can't call dibs.

athenahollow
03-10-2009, 11:42 PM
Eff that! You're married ain't ya? Married peeps can't call dibs.

Married people who um... share can call dibs :)
Besides... engaged doesn't = married ;)

Starfleet_Rambo
03-10-2009, 11:42 PM
Eff that! You're married ain't ya? Married peeps can't call dibs.

Everyone is single in fantasy land. ;)

Mex
03-10-2009, 11:44 PM
Married people who um... share can call dibs :)
Besides... engaged doesn't = married ;)


Everyone is single in fantasy land. ;)

Gahhh this sucks!!

Just look at those pistols strapped to her thighs: http://www.fasthack.com/images/weblog/2007/09/re3-poster.jpg

*faints*

jeccaneko
03-10-2009, 11:48 PM
See, Capcom knows! This must be why they're releasing the Progenitor (http://kotaku.com/5167513/tricells-real-progenitor-virus-detection-and-suppression-kit) Virus Detection and Suppresion kit. Capcom knows a REAL zombie invasion is coming!

cromartie90000
03-10-2009, 11:53 PM
I'm prepared.:cool:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v73/MeatFilledPastry/?action=view&current=zedtools.jpg

athenahollow
03-10-2009, 11:55 PM
Gahhh this sucks!!

Just look at those pistols strapped to her thighs: http://www.fasthack.com/images/weblog/2007/09/re3-poster.jpg

*faints*
You can have her when I'm done... LOL


I'm prepared.:cool:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v73/MeatFilledPastry/?action=view&current=zedtools.jpg

Vinnie Jones is a very good sidekick :)

Mex
03-10-2009, 11:57 PM
You can have her when I'm done... LOL


Oh yeah I want your sloppy's ;)

Besides, she'd probably be in a coma after you. And no that does not "do it" for me.... ha ha

athenahollow
03-10-2009, 11:59 PM
Oh yeah I want your sloppy's ;)

Besides, she'd probably be in a coma after you. And no that does not "do it" for me.... ha ha

hahahaha. Well, can't say you'd be wrong there.
How about this... I'll trade ya... Milla for a pre-zombie Michelle Rodriguez?

Mex
03-11-2009, 12:00 AM
hahahaha. Well, can't say you'd be wrong there.
How about this... I'll trade ya... Milla for a pre-zombie Michelle Rodriguez?

I get Milla, you get Rodriguez?? That's a deal.

athenahollow
03-11-2009, 12:01 AM
I get Milla, you get Rodriguez?? That's a deal.

Awesome. Milla always seemed a little timid for my tastes :)

Mex
03-11-2009, 12:02 AM
Awesome. Milla always seemed a little timid for my tastes :)

Compared to Rodriguez? Yes. Ha ha.

Rodriguez isn't my type anyway, I have a weakness for dark hair + blue/green eyes.

Glad we worked it out ;)

citric_bullets
03-11-2009, 12:02 AM
If worse comes to worst, I'll just restart the "Zombie Apocalypse is Nigh!" thread. It was a 100% true to life zombie apocalypse simulator, designed to determine who I should keep with me during the outbreak.

athenahollow
03-11-2009, 12:04 AM
If worse comes to worst, I'll just restart the "Zombie Apocalypse is Nigh!" thread. It was a 100% true to life zombie apocalypse simulator, designed to determine who I should keep with me during the outbreak.

I am capable of a 47% headshot ratio in L4D.... You should definitely keep me around :)

jeccaneko
03-11-2009, 12:04 AM
If worse comes to worst, I'll just restart the "Zombie Apocalypse is Nigh!" thread. It was a 100% true to life zombie apocalypse simulator, designed to determine who I should keep with me during the outbreak.

Just remember that if they start complaining they're itchy and that they're getting hungry, you should put your gun against their head and pull the trigger. Better to let them out of their misery before they completely turn zombie and before they try to eat your brains.

cromartie90000
03-11-2009, 12:05 AM
You can have her when I'm done... LOL



Vinnie Jones is a very good sidekick :)

Vinne Jones is pretty much awesome.

Mex
03-11-2009, 12:06 AM
Shaun Of The Dead Zombies > Resident Evil Zombies

citric_bullets
03-11-2009, 12:07 AM
Just remember that if they start complaining they're itchy and that they're getting hungry, you should put your gun against their head and pull the trigger. Better to let them out of their misery before they completely turn zombie and before they try to eat your brains.

I'll keep that in mind. I'll try to work it into my current "shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out" plan.

jeccaneko
03-11-2009, 12:17 AM
It's a conspiracy! Look at the GameFAQs poll of the day. (http://www.gamefaqs.com/)

I think RE5's release date later this week must be the day of the real zombie invasion. I should not go to work that day. I should find Francis (of L4D) and go buy some shotguns.

athenahollow
03-11-2009, 12:19 AM
It's a conspiracy! Look at the GameFAQs poll of the day. (http://www.gamefaqs.com/)

I think RE5's release date later this week must be the day of the real zombie invasion. I should not go to work that day. I should find Francis (of L4D) and go buy some shotguns.

LOL That's hilarious.

The original correlation between Avon and the T-Virus was posted on a forum I run almost a week ago, and we decided we were going to spread the word about the impending doom just today :)