First Kiss?

[Masquerade]

Kay, so. I'm 17, and I still have NOT had my first kiss.

To see how much of a loser I really am, I thought I'd ask ya'll...when did you guys have your first kiss?


Sorry if this has been made before.

[Lily_Mu]

7.

[athenahollow]

First peck: 11
First REAL kiss: 13

[Baanu_Rass]

Not yet at 18.

/wrists.

[Kreepman]

I regret my first kiss because my girlfriend was cheating on me at the time and I didn't know.

[kiggidykev]

To be completely honest, I think I was 21 at the time.

And that was with the girl who is now my fiancee :)

[Starfleet_Rambo]

Kay, so. I'm 17, and I still have NOT had my first kiss.

Sounds like you've got a problem, and I'm a problem solver. ;)

[citric_bullets]

16. Don't sweat it, when it happens it happens. :)

[Aragha]

13 :cool:

[bmaninc]

I actually don't have an answer for you. However, I do have another clue for you in Survivor, Season 2. Your next clue is in the thread called " About Guitar Hero:Metallica...".

[Buffdog18]

still haven't had it, only 13 though

[The_Wurm]

I was in 7th grade when i got my first legit kiss.

I think i was 12?

[eringoesmoo]

If truth or dare counts..then 4th grade xD
If not, my first real kiss was in 7th grade..and it was with another girl..
my first realy kiss with a guy was when I was 13 (:


You do mean like..longg kiss, right? xD

[Daemius]

16, lost my virginity not too long after that lol.

[Demyx-XIII]

Feb. 4th of this year... 14 years old. But I messed it up the first time. And then 2 weeks later, I messed up my first "real" kiss with the same guy. What can I say? It's been awkward. xD

[athenahollow]

16, lost my virginity not too long after that lol.

lol It wasn't much after my first kiss I lost mine too... Funny how things can progress sometimes

[Lily_Mu]

16, lost my virginity not too long after that lol.

That's more info than we need to know.

[bmaninc]

I was in 7th grade when i got my first legit kiss.

I think i was 12?

I thought you were 5 years old...:(

[Starfleet_Rambo]

lol It wasn't much after my first kiss I lost mine too... Funny how things can progress sometimes

I'm in the same class.

First real kiss, then BANG!

[Masquerade]

I said kiss, not virginity, Pyro. :p

[Lily_Mu]

I'm in the same class.

First real kiss, then BANG!

Again people.... A BIT TOO MUCH!!!

[The_Wurm]

I thought you were 5 years old...:(

yea thats what i meant, my first kiss was when I was 3, and the first time i ever ***** *** ***** a girl with a **** chicken ******** in the **** was this past january.

[bmaninc]

Rock Band Forums:

Where BANG! happens.

[Demyx-XIII]

Again people.... A BIT TOO MUCH!!!

Nicely put.

[eringoesmoo]

Guys...wow.
Haha we aren't talking about when we lost our virginity.
It's funny how guys can post when they lost their's but(assuming im not a virgin) I would be MAULED if I told you that.

[Daemius]

I said kiss, not virginity, Pyro. :p

I apologize, I forget I'm more sexually liberal than most people here >.>

[citric_bullets]

yea thats what i meant, my first kiss was when I was 3, and the first time i ever ***** *** ***** a girl with a **** chicken ******** in the **** was this past january.


Rock Band Forums:

Where BANG! happens.

Hahaha! Seriously, two amazing quotes in a row.

[kiggidykev]

I kiss my cat sometimes. He doesn't like it.

[Demyx-XIII]

I kiss my cat sometimes. He doesn't like it.

xD

[Masquerade]

7.

Your mom doesn't count.


Not yet at 18.

/wrists.

NO WRIST SLASHING. I'll be freakin' 30 before I get mine, don't worry XD.


To be completely honest, I think I was 21 at the time.

And that was with the girl who is now my fiancee :)

Aww...that's actually so cute :3.


Sounds like you've got a problem, and I'm a problem solver. ;)

I'm telling your wife!


16. Don't sweat it, when it happens it happens. :)

I HOPE IT'S WITH A BABE LYK U LOLZ. XD.


yea thats what i meant, my first kiss was when I was 3, and the first time i ever ***** *** ***** a girl with a **** chicken ******** in the **** was this past january.

Really, so you **** in a *** and the **** was like *****. Sounds awesome.

[bmaninc]

I kiss my cat sometimes. He doesn't like it.

I'm gonna be honest. I heart my cat.

[Buffdog18]

*Goes up to mom "what does losing your virginity mean?"* LOL

[citric_bullets]

I kiss my cat sometimes. He doesn't like it.

I kiss your cat too sometimes. He loves it.

[eringoesmoo]

Is it wrong to lick my chinchillas....






and enjoy it???

[Starfleet_Rambo]

I kiss your cat too sometimes. He loves it.

Wait, what? :D

[Daemius]

Is it wrong to lick my chinchillas....






and enjoy it???

My furry sense is tingling!

[Starfleet_Rambo]

Is it wrong to lick my chinchillas....



and enjoy it???

Wait, what? :D

[kiggidykev]

I kiss your cat too sometimes. He loves it.

That dirty prostitute! He told me I was the only one!

[eringoesmoo]

My furry sense is tingling!


Wait, what? :D

They nibble my lips, so I lick them :eek:
Is that wrong?
I like being bitten....

[bmaninc]

That dirty prostitute! He told me I was the only one!

Your cat can talk??!!!

[Onyx the cat]

Your cat can talk??!!!

Damn straight.

[citric_bullets]

That dirty prostitute! He told me I was the only one!

I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I assure you, we never wanted to hurt you, it just sort of happened...

[Demyx-XIII]

Is it wrong to lick my chinchillas....






and enjoy it???

But you're a chinchilla, too, isn't that right?
As a chinchilla myself, I believe that I speak for the majority when I say that we do not enjoy being licked.

[Buffdog18]

Cool, a talking cat

[bmaninc]

Damn straight.

Castor will not be pleased.

[afterstasis]

14...
i immediately became a man-whore and kissed three more girls and one guy before turning 15.

[eringoesmoo]

But you're a chinchilla, too, isn't that right?
As a chinchilla myself, I believe that I speak for the majority when I say that we do not enjoy being licked.

Yes...sometimes they lick me back..if I stick out my tongue, they'll lick and nibble it :D

[bmaninc]

Yes...sometimes they lick me back..if I stick out my tongue, they'll lick and nibble it :D

I love how chinchillas are so scared of their tails being pulled off. I guess that's why you hold their tail if you don't want them to move.

[fiedy88]

17

[Demyx-XIII]

Yes...sometimes they lick me back..if I stick out my tongue, they'll lick and nibble it :D

Remind me not to wander into your local pet shop... :rolleyes:

[topperharley]

when did you guys have your first kiss?

I was a senior in high school. I wasn't exactly a ladies' man when I was in high school. Things haven't changed much... :(

[eringoesmoo]

I love how chinchillas are so scared of their tails being pulled off. I guess that's why you hold their tail if you don't want them to move.

Depends where you hold them. If you hold them at the base they won't move. If you hold them from the middle to the tip, they can literally fall off.

[eringoesmoo]

Remind me not to wander into your local pet shop... :rolleyes:

I do NOT lick those imbred chins! Only my Ritterspach chins.

[hawkofva]

Er... To Be Announced.

(19 and counting.)

[Starfleet_Rambo]

Then, after I got with the next woman I would kiss, BANG!

[Demyx-XIII]

I do NOT lick those imbred chins! Only my Ritterspach chins.

Hey, now, are you saying that I'm not good enough to be licked? Huh? Is that it? Well, then...

[FlameSama1]

15 and not yet.

Don't give too much of a ****.

[eringoesmoo]

Hey, now, are you saying that I'm not good enough to be licked? Huh? Is that it? Well, then...

*licks*
YOU'RE A RITTERSPACH CHIN! Or at least you have some in you.
*Licks moar*
:D

[bmaninc]

On these forums, BANG! will now mean, well, how should I say this...



Intercourse.

[ffwarrior47]

15.

[BuRn7 CaK3]

To be completely honest, I think I was 21 at the time.

And that was with the girl who is now my fiancee :)

Awww, Nice to know that!!

my first real kiss was when i was 15.

[eringoesmoo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcc8dTqflh8

BANG?

[citric_bullets]

I'd like to add to this that since my first kiss I've only ever kissed one other girl, and I've only ever dated the first one. But I'm on the prowl currently. So I suggest you lock up your daughters, lock up your wives, lock up your back doors and run for you lives.

[Demyx-XIII]

*licks*
YOU'RE A RITTERSPACH CHIN! Or at least you have some in you.
*Licks moar*
:D

Gah! Hey! That was a hypothetical question! Only my bf can do that!!! (But I WILL start watching for swishy tails from now on)

[Runesmith]

Er... To Be Announced.

(19 and counting.)

I am in the same boat. Feel not ashamed.

[eringoesmoo]

Gah! Hey! That was a hypothetical question! Only my bf can do that!!! (But I WILL start watching for swishy tails from now on)

Please do! Remember, you might end up with only 5 nipples!

[Demyx-XIII]

Please do! Remember, you might end up with only 5 nipples!

Swishy Tails = BAAAAADDDD

:eek:

[Buffdog18]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcc8dTqflh8

BANG?

No, not even close. Thats still funny though:D

[eringoesmoo]

Swishy Tails = BAAAAADDDD

:eek:

YES! Swishy tails + little noises=BAAAAAADDDD!

[Demyx-XIII]

YES! Swishy tails + little noises=BAAAAAADDDD!

Attention all chinchillas: DO NOT fall for the swishy tail dance, and don't respond by saying coo if you know what's good for you! :rolleyes:

[eringoesmoo]

Attention all chinchillas: DO NOT fall for the swishy tail dance, and don't respond by saying coo if you know what's good for you! :rolleyes:

This.

[Starfleet_Rambo]

This video is about me. I'm a Womanizer. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoP3C76ioTU

[TheDean]

16, lost my virginity not too long after that lol.

Same deal here. Unless you count stupid little spin the bottle and truth or dare games. Then it would be 7th grade....so 12?

[Demyx-XIII]

Of course, I would be so dead if my parents found out that I'm dating...

[Buffdog18]

The sad thing is I've never even had a gf

[gosox333]

I'm still working on it at 16.

I'm not much of a ladies man :(

[Cpt. Overkill]

Uh.... 11, methinks. Thats my only one though. The girl I was dating at the time knew NOTHING about ANYTHING, so I was nice and didnt force anything on her.

[bmaninc]

Oh, Demyx is having forbidden love! I'm telling!

[Demyx-XIII]

The sad thing is I've never even had a gf

That's not sad... I never thought that I'd ever get a bf, cuz I'm a total loser, but look what happened!

[a21schizoidman]

i got mine when i was 17, in like May of 2006, in my van, in a church parking lot, at night, with a co-worker, who had a bf at the time

[Demyx-XIII]

Oh, Demyx is having forbidden love! I'm telling!

You make it sound all weird...

[Starfleet_Rambo]

i got mine when i was 17, in like May of 2006, in my van, in a church parking lot, at night, with a co-worker, who had a bf at the time

Yeah, dirty boy!

*high-five*

[estemshorn]

i'm 13 and never kissed.

don't worry it'll come in time.

[a21schizoidman]

Yeah, dirty boy!

*high-five*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IfH7QM-cbg


she became my first gf at 17 like 2 weeks later

dumped me 4 months after that

[citric_bullets]

i got mine when i was 17, in like May of 2006, in my van, in a church parking lot, at night, with a co-worker, who had a bf at the time

Dude, mine was May of '06 too. Although beyond that, it wasn't nearly as interesting as yours.

[a21schizoidman]

Dude, mine was May of '06 too. Although beyond that, it wasn't nearly as interesting as yours.

her and i basically made out after that kiss too, lol

oh, i should also mention, she was 19

[gmagnus]

Yes...sometimes they lick me back..if I stick out my tongue, they'll lick and nibble it :D

I'm almost entirely sure that's illegal in most states.

[bmaninc]

What is BASICALLY making out? did you make out or not?

[Starfleet_Rambo]

So basically, after I first kiss a lady, BANG!

[a21schizoidman]

What is BASICALLY making out? did you make out or not?

well, we kept our clothes on, and i didnt touch her much, cuz i was, well, scared

[Demyx-XIII]

I'm almost entirely sure that's illegal in most states.

Not if you're a chinchilla.

[firescull537]

haven't had one yet. In fact, I haven't had a girlfriend yet :(

[estemshorn]

haven't had one yet. In fact, I haven't had a girlfriend yet :(

same here.

[a21schizoidman]

i think im actually popular now

[bmaninc]

well, we kept our clothes on, and i didnt touch her much, cuz i was, well, scared

Haha, take it slow, sunshine.

[The_Wurm]

Yes...sometimes they lick me back..if I stick out my tongue, they'll lick and nibble it :D

this actually sounds a lot like my recent experience at a local gentlemen's club.

[citric_bullets]

So basically, after I first kiss a lady, BANG!

... boosh.

[eringoesmoo]

Boo! You guys stink..I haven't had a kiss in a month..unless chinchillas and dogs count.

[eringoesmoo]

this actually sounds a lot like my recent experience at a local gentlemen's club.

:eek:

[Demyx-XIII]

Boo! You guys stink..I haven't had a kiss in a month..unless chinchillas and dogs count.

Oh, now dogs, too? :p

[a21schizoidman]

Haha, take it slow, sunshine.

it was my first romantic interaction with a girl since i was like 6, and that was this one older girl that lived down the street from me that like got me in trouble for taking me down the street, cuz my parents wouldnt let me go more than 2 houses down

i took it slow with my next gf, Emily, the one the people here know about

[topperharley]

What is BASICALLY making out? did you make out or not?

Somewhat related, I had a girlfriend who thought that "necking" referred only to the kissing of the neck. But then, she also thought fruit had no calories. That pretty much cemented my aversion to dating dumb girls...

[citric_bullets]

Boo! You guys stink..I haven't had a kiss in a month..unless chinchillas and dogs count.

A month? Please, I'm going on 3 here.

[a21schizoidman]

Boo! You guys stink..I haven't had a kiss in a month..unless chinchillas and dogs count.

i havent had one in 4 months!!!

[eringoesmoo]

Oh, now dogs, too? :p

Yeah, well, not exactly willing. My dog Mulan kind of tongue-rapes me.

[bmaninc]

i havent had one in 4 months!!!

I haven't had one since Saturday.

[eringoesmoo]

A month? Please, I'm going on 3 here.


i havent had one in 4 months!!!

I know..but Erin loves kissing and cuddling and stuff :o

[a21schizoidman]

I haven't had one since Saturday.

wait, Tom Brady was with u saturday?

[topperharley]

My dog Mulan kind of tongue-rapes me.

:eek:

[The_Wurm]

I know..but Erin loves kissing and cuddling and stuff :o

who doesn't?


oh wait, tutes don't.

[a21schizoidman]

I know..but Erin loves kissing and cuddling and stuff :o

i do too, but...


girls dont like me...

[Demyx-XIII]

I haven't had one since Saturday.

I haven't had one since... 2:00 PM

But I haven't had a real kiss in like, 1 1/2 weeks, I think?

[Starfleet_Rambo]

BANG BANG BANG! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FgDXAUYqHg)

[eringoesmoo]

:eek:

I try to stop her, but she's fiesty.

[Demyx-XIII]

I try to stop her, but she's fiesty.

:eek: Oh, my. :eek:

[zark321j]

i had mine when i was 13 ;D

[bmaninc]

wait, Tom Brady was with u saturday?

Gisele dropped him off. We had a play date. She picked him up at 9:30.

[eringoesmoo]

who doesn't?


oh wait, tutes don't.

Kissing FTW?
:)

i do too, but...


girls dont like me...

I'm sure..some girls like you..

[eringoesmoo]

:eek: Oh, my. :eek:

She has pretty skanky breath too.

[TheDean]

i havent had one in 4 months!!!

Not since....well, today :D

[Demyx-XIII]

She has pretty skanky breath too.

Umm... how should I respond to that....

[firescull537]

Yeah, well, not exactly willing. My dog Mulan kind of tongue-rapes me.

You're cheating on me?!?!? I'm very surprised at you.

[The_Wurm]

Kissing FTW?
:)

yes kissing ftw, just don't get mono, cause that sucks

[a21schizoidman]

Gisele dropped him off. We had a play date. She picked him up at 9:30.
tmi

Kissing FTW?
:)


I'm sure..some girls like you..
no they dont....

She has pretty skanky breath too.

ur dog's breath is a skank?

[eringoesmoo]

Umm... how should I respond to that....

I have no clue xD

You're cheating on me?!?!? I'm very surprised at you.

I'm cheating on a lot of people ;)


Except my wonderful bf < 3

yes kissing ftw, just don't get mono, cause that sucks

Ick :(

tmi

no they dont....


ur dog's breath is a skank?

Emily did.

[a21schizoidman]

Emily did.

key word there....


(cries) :(

[Starfleet_Rambo]

I said, BANG BANG BANG! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FgDXAUYqHg)

[eringoesmoo]

key word there....


(cries) :(

:(
Move to TN and i'll hook you up.
Iz got some single frands

[Meatwad555]

NEVER.

I'm a pretty sad individual.

But what would you expect? This is an internet forum.

[a21schizoidman]

:(
Move to TN and i'll hook you up.
Iz got some single frands

move to TN?! I dont have money to live in IN!

[citric_bullets]

key word there....


(cries) :(

Aw damn man, we need strippers. STAT!

[estemshorn]

bang BANG

[a21schizoidman]

Aw damn man, we need strippers. STAT!

actually, considering what happened to me last year on this day

that would probably make it worse...

[citric_bullets]

actually, considering what happened to me last year on this day

that would probably make it worse...

See, I don't know anything about your personal life, so I apologize if I say anything that hits a sore spot with you. Strippers are just usually the answer to all of life's problems.

[Mex]

Kay, so. I'm 17, and I still have NOT had my first kiss.




So Masq when do you turn 18 again? ;)

It's a joke, I keed I keed.

My first kiss was when I was 13. That's 17 years ago. 17 years is older than a bunch of people in this thread. So now I feel old. Thanks.

But getting back to the kiss. It was my first girlfriend and we made out in a movie theatre. The movie was Encino Man. Yes, I had my first kiss while Pauly Shore whined in the background "Weeeeeez the juuuuuiiccccce".

It was a terrible kiss. But I didn't really know what the hell to do. Things got alot better after that. Thank god.

[Meatwad555]

I'd like some disease-free strippers sent my way. :D

[Demyx-XIII]

So Masq when do you turn 18 again? ;)

It's a joke, I keed I keed.

My first kiss was when I was 13. That's 17 years ago. 17 years is older than a bunch of people in this thread. So now I feel old. Thanks.

But getting back to the kiss. It was my first girlfriend and we made out in a movie theatre. The movie was Encino Man. Yes, I had my first kiss while Pauly Shore whined in the background "Weeeeeez the juuuuuiiccccce".

It was a terrible kiss. But I didn't really know what the hell to do. Things got alot better after that. Thank god.

Can't be worse than my first kiss. Or my first real kiss. xD

[athenahollow]

Yes, I had my first kiss while Pauly Shore whined in the background "Weeeeeez the juuuuuiiccccce".

Things got alot better after that. Thank god.

You lie. Encino man NEVER got better than that

[a21schizoidman]

See, I don't know anything about your personal life, so I apologize if I say anything that hits a sore spot with you. Strippers are just usually the answer to all of life's problems.

its alright, ive just been depressed all day

[The_Wurm]

actually, considering what happened to me last year on this day

that would probably make it worse...

uh oh, it looks like someone has the case of the "I killed a stripper" blues.

[bmaninc]

My girlfriend was really good at kissing and I sucked. Now I'm better. Woo.

[citric_bullets]

You lie. Encino man NEVER got better than that

lol, very nice

[Demyx-XIII]

I'm short... my bf missed the first time. It was hilarious.

[a21schizoidman]

My girlfriend was really good at kissing and I sucked. Now I'm better. Woo.
shes the one who's supposed to suck

oh, wait...

[Mex]

Can't be worse than my first kiss. Or my first real kiss. xD

The fact that he missed at first kinda makes it endearing you know?

It's a cute story *barfs*


You lie. Encino man NEVER got better than that


You win. It really didn't get any better.

[Demyx-XIII]

The fact that he missed at first kinda makes it endearing you know?

It's a cute story *barfs*


I was the one who messed up our first real kiss though. xD
I fail at life, but he loves me anyway... :cool:

[Mex]

I was the one who messed up our first real kiss though. xD
I fail at life, but he loves me anyway... :cool:


That's very sweet.

*barfs again*

[Demyx-XIII]

That's very sweet.

*barfs again*

BTW, you're cleaning all of that puke off the floor now, too.

[Mex]

BTW, you're cleaning all of that puke off the floor now, too.

Oh for the love of christ.

Can we get some more stories of awkward teen first kisses please?

Anybody?

[Demyx-XIII]

Oh for the love of christ.

Can we get some more stories of awkward teen first kisses please?

Anybody?

But then the mess will only get worse...

[The_Wurm]

Oh for the love of christ.

Can we get some more stories of awkward teen first kisses please?

Anybody?

um, some girls kiss too hard?

does that count?

[Meatwad555]

It ain't easy being cheesy.

[Mex]

um, some girls kiss too hard?

does that count?

Sorta....

I've experienced the whole WTF SHE'S TRYING TO EAT MY FACE!!! dealio before.

Always makes me laugh.

[Demyx-XIII]

Sorta....

I've experienced the whole WTF SHE'S TRYING TO EAT MY FACE!!! dealio before.

Always makes me laugh.

I thought that was more of a guy thing, from what I've heard.

[AKALink]

Still yet to happen. I'm 20. Well that what I get for living me life running and being slightly antisocial.

[The_Wurm]

Sorta....

I've experienced the whole WTF SHE'S TRYING TO EAT MY FACE!!! dealio before.

Always makes me laugh.

yes, but i think the awkwardness outweighs the funny.

[Mex]

I thought that was more of a guy thing, from what I've heard.

You'd think so eh?

Not so. I was shocked at the number of girls that have the EAT YOUR FACE syndrome.

Then they get offended when you gently suggest they calm down.

Hilarity ensues.


yes, but i think the awkwardness outweighs the funny.

Well for them yeah. For me it's just funny.

[eringoesmoo]

Oh..I got one..
Okay, so I was making out with my girlfriend and it was my first kiss. It was awesome, but we were in the school bathrooms, so we were kind of nervous. And then...a LESBIAN TEACHER walked in on us. We got in major trouble..and we both got labeled lesbians for 2 years.

[Demyx-XIII]

You'd think so eh?

Not so. I was shocked at the number of girls that have the EAT YOUR FACE syndrome.

Then they get offended when you gently suggest they calm down.

Hilarity ensues.

How does the girl eat your face anyway? I understand maybe the dude...but...

[citric_bullets]

Oh for the love of christ.

Can we get some more stories of awkward teen first kisses please?

Anybody?

The second girl I kissed was absolutely terrible. It was like kissing a blow up doll. Absolutely no movement.

[a21schizoidman]

when Emily and i kissed the first time, it was in the garden center at Wal-Mart, and i was wearing a hat, the brim bumped her forehead


actually, funny:
we were at the beach (in February) and we were in the back of my station wagon, and we both had to pee, so we're scrambling out of the back of there, the parking lot is flooded, and we get to the bathroom and its closed, so we have to use the port-a-john and while she was in there i kept making jokes and she was laughing so hard should couldnt go

[Demyx-XIII]

when Emily and i kissed the first time, it was in the garden center at Wal-Mart, and i was wearing a hat, the brim bumped her forehead


actually, funny:
we were at the beach (in February) and we were in the back of my station wagon, and we both had to pee, so we're scrambling out of the back of there, the parking lot is flooded, and we get to the bathroom and its closed, so we have to use the port-a-john and while she was in there i kept making jokes and she was laughing so hard should couldnt go

That made me laugh. And I don't laugh easily.

[bmaninc]

That made me laugh. And I don't laugh easily.

You have laughing in your sig...

[Mex]

How does the girl eat your face anyway? I understand maybe the dude...but...

Well, they do this open the mouth really wide and then close really fast over and over. It does not feel nice.


The second girl I kissed was absolutely terrible. It was like kissing a blow up doll. Absolutely no movement.

You know I've never encountered that. But if I did, I think i'd just leave.

[eringoesmoo]

That made me laugh. And I don't laugh easily.

You'd laugh if you saw me naked. Not a pretty sight xD

[Demyx-XIII]

You have laughing in your sig...

Maniacal Laughter doesn't count :mad:


You'd laugh if you saw me naked. Not a pretty sight xD

Let's not test that theory. ;)

[citric_bullets]

Well, they do this open the mouth really wide and then close really fast over and over. It does not feel nice.

I have a friend who ran into that recently. He's been doing everything in his power to get away from it as quickly as possible. It's kinda hilarious because she keeps insulting HIS technique.



You know I've never encountered that. But if I did, I think i'd just leave.

Yeah, I could've avoided a lot of crap had I done that. Ah well.

[eringoesmoo]

Maniacal Laughter doesn't count :mad:



Let's not test that theory. ;)
*swishy tail*

[Mex]

I have a friend who ran into that recently. He's been doing everything in his power to get away from it as quickly as possible. It's kinda hilarious because she keeps insulting HIS technique.

Yeah, I could've avoided a lot of crap had I done that. Ah well.

Ha ha. I can't handle the EAT YOUR FACE thing. They also MASH their face into yours.

Another thing that I find weird is when they keep their eyes open the whole time. Like I'll take a peek here and there but.....you're staring at my face from a half inch a way. WHAT are you looking at?

[Demyx-XIII]

*swishy tail*

Aw, crud.

Is this when I run away screaming?

[eringoesmoo]

Aw, crud.

Is this when I run away screaming?

Yes.
Coo. Coo.
Coo.

[Demyx-XIII]

Yes.
Coo. Coo.
Coo.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[a21schizoidman]

Yes.
Coo. Coo.
Coo.

Coo Coo Cachoo?


I am the Eggman

I am the Eggman

I AM THE WALRUS!

[eringoesmoo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Well done.

[Mex]

This thread is getting scary.

[Demyx-XIII]

Coo Coo Cachoo?


I am the Eggman

I am the Eggman

I AM THE WALRUS!

You're cooing. Are you a chinchilla?

[bmaninc]

I smell Bono.

[Demyx-XIII]

This thread is getting scary.

Your avi is still scary.

[a21schizoidman]

You're cooing. Are you a chinchilla?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqOKvonLrH8

[Demyx-XIII]

I'm off to bed. Goodnight, guys. Hey, Schiz- make sure your tail doesn't get too swishy in front of Erin, ok? xD

[Masquerade]

What did this derail into? XD

[Demyx-XIII]

What did this derail into? XD

I gave my stories, ok? As for what happened... you don't wanna know, believe me.

[Mex]

What did this derail into? XD

I have no idea.

Good idea for a thread Masq.

How the heck have you not had your first kiss? Are you running away from boys?

[citric_bullets]

What did this derail into? XD

I don't know, I don't wanna know. There've been a few random shots at on topic here and there.

[The_Wurm]

What did this derail into? XD

Into this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5oJoUYTb8)

[Masquerade]

I shall read over the pages one day.


Boys don't interact with me; I'm a sort of...repellent. I'm weird in RL.

[Mex]

I shall read over the pages one day.


Boys don't interact with me; I'm a sort of...repellent. I'm weird in RL.

Interesting. Because we've seen your pictures and you're pretty, so it ain't that.

We should talk about this, I might be able to give you some insight.

[Masquerade]

Rawr, aight Mex. :D I'll be looking forward to this 'chat'.


I'm off to bed. Night ya'll. <3

[Mex]

Ha ha...night Masq.

[citric_bullets]

G'night, Masq!

[onduvalst]

I believe moo's custom title should be "Professional Thread De-railer" :)

[eringoesmoo]

I believe moo's custom title should be "Professional Thread De-railer" :)

Did I start this? :o

[Mex]

I believe moo's custom title should be "Professional Thread De-railer" :)

Agreed...ha ha

[a21schizoidman]

I believe moo's custom title should be "Professional Thread De-railer" :)

eh, all the teenage girls here do that though, they come into a thread, and all the guys follow



besides, hungryfreak and i as a team can de-rail most threads

[onduvalst]

Yes, yes you did, you little chinchilla molester lol

[a21schizoidman]

this thread is now about transexuals

go

[eringoesmoo]

Yes, yes you did, you little chinchilla molester lol

:eek:
I can't help it.

[onduvalst]

Speaking of molesting small animals, I'm thinking of buying a hedgehog.

[CHK10063764]

Kay, so. I'm 17, and I still have NOT had my first kiss.

To see how much of a loser I really am, I thought I'd ask ya'll...when did you guys have your first kiss?


Sorry if this has been made before.

I'm in the same situation as you.

*cries in a corner* lol j/k :p

[a21schizoidman]

Speaking of molesting small animals, I'm thinking of buying a hedgehog.

to molest?

[eringoesmoo]

Speaking of molesting small animals, I'm thinking of buying a hedgehog.

One of the chinchilla breeders I dealt with had some. I would if I were you :)
She had albino hedgies.

[onduvalst]

Albinos freak me out! I used to raise rats for our snakes and those little red eyed creeps were the first to go, muhahahahahaha

[eringoesmoo]

Haha nice (:
Snakes, eh?
What kind?

[Mex]

This thread took a turn for the strange when talk of molesting hedgehogs started.

[Sgt Pepper]

This thread took a turn for the strange when talk of molesting hedgehogs started.

Any thread that greets me with "speaking of molesting small animals..." is a winner to me.

[onduvalst]

Well before I had my son, we had a 8 ft columbain and a 10 ft Burmese, it was huge, ate mostly um well rabbits and things of that size.

[a21schizoidman]

Albinos freak me out! I used to raise rats for our snakes and those little red eyed creeps were the first to go, muhahahahahaha

i take it you dont like Edgar and Johnny Winter then?

[zack10house]

I was 15. there's a long and depressing story behind this, but I will refrain from posting it

[eringoesmoo]

Well before I had my son, we had a 8 ft columbain and a 10 ft Burmese, it was huge, ate mostly um well rabbits and things of that size.

Oh wow! I went to a rotary party with my dad last year and the woman had a huge snack. I'd say it was between 8-11 feet long. Not sure what kind, but it was yellow and white? She fed it rabbits. She wrapped it around my neck and I could feel every part of it moving. I was in love xD

[a21schizoidman]

Oh wow! I went to a rotary party with my dad last year and the woman had a huge snack. I'd say it was between 8-11 feet long. Not sure what kind, but it was yellow and white? She fed it rabbits. She wrapped it around my neck and I could feel every part of it moving. I was in love xD

was is a giant sub sandwich?

[eringoesmoo]

was is a giant sub sandwich?

What?

[a21schizoidman]

What?

read what you wrote, i bolded it


she had a giant snack

[eringoesmoo]

read what you wrote, i bolded it

LMAO! I meant snake...

[a21schizoidman]

LMAO! I meant snake...

sure you did

[eringoesmoo]

sure you did

I did, sometimes my hands type faster than I think. Plus I've tyoed snack more than i've typed snake.

[Sgt Pepper]

was is a giant sub sandwich?

So...have I been gone so long that we don't make fun of a21 for screwing up when poking at someone else anymore? 'Cause it used to be tradition to do that to people. :D

[a21schizoidman]

I did, sometimes my hands type faster than I think. Plus I've tyoed snack more than i've typed snake.
have you typed "tyoed" more than you've typed "typed"?

[eringoesmoo]

have you typed "tyoed" more than you've typed "typed"?

Ok, you know what?! It's 2 AM. STFU.

[a21schizoidman]

So...have I been gone so long that we don't make fun of a21 for screwing up when poking at someone else anymore? 'Cause that used to be tradition. :D

at least mine was minimal :o

[a21schizoidman]

Ok, you know what?! It's 2 AM. STFU.

im just messin with ya, the forums are dead


its kinda like, when u live in a boring place, so you go blow up people's mailboxes, just to do something

[eringoesmoo]

im just messin with ya, the forums are dead


its kinda like, when u live in a boring place, so you go blow up people's mailboxes, just to do something

O, l c.

[onduvalst]

The Winters are cool, dude. Albino rodents or furry animals are evil.

[a21schizoidman]

The Winters are cool, dude. Albino rodents or furry animals are evil.

i think im a furry animal



i only come out at night

[The_Wurm]

i only come out at night

yes, YES, YES! (http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s45185.jpg)

[a21schizoidman]

yes, YES, YES! (http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s45185.jpg)

lol, i almost pissed myself when i found that on vinyl last year

[Mex]

You guys know you're not in WAYDRN right? :)

[onduvalst]

This thread asked to be derailed.

[a21schizoidman]

You guys know you're not in WAYDRN right? :)
yes, but its late, does it matter?


This thread asked to be derailed.

http://media.graytvinc.com/images/ft.+riley+train+derailment.jpg

[Sgt Pepper]

yes, YES, YES! (http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s45185.jpg)

With all the talk of Edgar Winter, I was doing my best to find a place to post that. Can't believe that one got by...

[Mex]

This thread asked to be derailed.


yes, but its late, does it matter?



http://media.graytvinc.com/images/ft.+riley+train+derailment.jpg

Well I don't know. Maybe ask the OP of the thread?

[onduvalst]

Never Been Kissed is probably snoring by now.

[estemshorn]

bang!, girls dont like me, i'm sad now......., kissing = mono, meatwad is a loser, meatwad's hotttt, not on topic, penis, tomato juice
who the heck put that?

[BuRn7 CaK3]

why don't you guys keep the small talk in the WAYDRN thread instead of every other thread on here.

seriously... it's getting stupid.

[estemshorn]

why don't you guys keep the small talk in the WAYDRN thread instead of every other thread on here.

seriously... it's getting stupid.
don't make fun of my talk for being small

[Tinykoko]

Attempt to throw everybody back on topic: I was 14, so was she. Back in my I hate boys days lol

[InnocentBetrayal]

15 heh

[gmagnus]

I try to stop her, but she's fiesty.

Lesbo bulldagger dog rape?


i do too, but...


girls dont like me...

Girls love me. As a friend. Yay.

[eringoesmoo]

Lesbo bulldagger dog rape?



Girls love me. As a friend. Yay.

Err..sure? xD


Youzz mah best frannd!

[n4sc4r]

I'm 15 now & haven't even thought about it yet so... Yeah.

[Starfleet_Rambo]

Attempt to throw everybody back on topic: I was 14, so was she. Back in my I hate boys days lol

I'm gonna need more detailed information of this era.

[daftuprising]

I was 14 with my first kiss.
I've made out with 3 people (dated one for a year, took a break for a while, dated for basically two months-sh, and now have my current g/f for almost two months :])
Pecked two other people.
I could be like most other people and whore myself around, but kisses are more enjoyable when they are with someone you like/love.

no BANG! yet, but was offered about once a weekend for a couple months.

[iamtheddrman]

My first kiss was when I was 11, at the 6th grade dance. We made out a lot the next day. Maybe I was ahead of my time, or maybe I was just a pimp... :D

[Elegy]

Haven't had it yet (17)

[frizzy_bj]

I was 11 years old and it was with my next door neighbor...I remember it like it was yesterday. He was a little hottie.:D

[Mex]

I was 11 years old and it was with my next door neighbor...I remember it like it was yesterday. He was a little hottie.:D

Frizz I'm going to pencil you in as my 14,653rd kiss ok? ;)

[iamtheddrman]

Frizz I'm going to pencil you in as my 14,653rd kiss ok? ;)
Can you be mine?

[Mex]

Can you be mine?

Shave the neck-beard and we'll talk ;)

[iamtheddrman]

Shave the neck-beard and we'll talk ;)
The neckbeard is gone!

I have a very Malkovich-ish goatee now :p

[Mex]

The neckbeard is gone!

I have a very Malkovich-ish goatee now :p

Oh?

Oh.

Well this is AWKWARD.

[bermuddy]

wtf is going on in here???