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arniejolt
03-28-2009, 01:32 AM
Forget it, I ain't commenting...

OAKDALE, Calif. -- The fundraising idea may seem a little nuts, but Oakdale's annual Testicle Festival is always a big hit. On Monday, volunteers with the town's Rotary Club plan to fry up 400 pounds of the private parts of bulls and serve them to diners who pay $50 apiece for the sit-down meal.

The event, whose proceeds also benefit the Oakland Cowboy Museum, has drawn an average of 450 people and last year raised $28,000.

It's common practice on cattle ranches for young male bovines to be castrated into steers, which after the initial loss, eventually makes them more docile and easier to handle. Fans of the delicacy, also referred to as "mountain oysters," come from around the state.

According to Rotarians, everyone who buys a ticket is guaranteed to "have a ba--OKAY, THAT'S IT! GOODNIGHT FOLKS!

From Modesto Bee:
http://www.modbee.com/weird/story/645349.html

AKALink
03-28-2009, 01:46 AM
I need to get a ticket. I live in Sactown.

HeyRiles
03-28-2009, 01:57 AM
If a quiz is a quizicle, then what is a test?

AKALink
03-28-2009, 02:01 AM
If a quiz is a quizicle, then what is a test?

Like I never heard that before. For woman mind numbing and fun!

Alright_Computer
03-28-2009, 02:03 AM
*insert testicle joke here*

HeyRiles
03-28-2009, 02:04 AM
*insert testicle joke here*

SO close to a 'that's what she said'

No dice though, darn that third word