Good/Odd/Funny Pickup lines?

[xXjAmEZXx]

post your pickup lines that you use when trying to get the attention of the opposite sex. they can be anything. heres a few examples of ones i know off to get you started.


Do you work at subway? cause you just gave me a footlong.


Hey there babe, wanna make $50?


Nice shoes.... wanna *censawww*?

post away

[CheezerRox]

I'm gonna hate myself for posting in this thread, but what the Hell, got nothin' better to do right now. Dumbass kids at school say dumbass ones all day.

Do you have a mirror in your back pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

[Lily_Mu]

got nothin' better to do.

What do you mean I ain't kind?

I'm just not YOUR kind!

[daftuprising]

Cut the crap, wanna *^&%?
Is that a keg in your pants, 'cus I wanna tap it.
Do you have a band-aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

[sa_nick]

Juss gotta be all like "'sup sweet, lemmie get up in dem guts!"

... works everytime :cool:

[Tinykoko]

Juss gotta be all like "'sup sweet, lemmie get up in dem guts!"

... works everytime :cool:

:eek:

..

There's a party in my pants, are you com....nevermind.

[frizzy_bj]

Juss gotta be all like "'sup sweet, lemmie get up in dem guts!"

... works everytime :cool:

Hahaha. Actually, that might work if you have a cute Australian accent.:D


:eek:

..

There's a party in my pants, are you com....nevermind.

:eek:



:D

[kiggidykev]

Hello, I've waited here for you, everlong

[SonicRocker15X]

"Hello, I would like to (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED)"

"The only thing that could improve you is me."

[classicrockdude]

i know i'm not Fred Flinstone, But i can make your bed rock.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

[The_Wurm]

F*ck me.

[classicrockdude]

F*ck me.

i like it. Pretty good

[hawkofva]

"Excuse me, do you have the time? I can't take my eyes off you to look at my watch."

And people wonder why I'm single...

[topperharley]

"I've fallen for you like a blind roofer."

[classicrockdude]

"I've fallen for you like a blind roofer."

lol

[Julio_Strikes_Back]

"Excuse me ma'am, but does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

[daftuprising]

The word of the day is legs, so lets go to my car and spread the word.

one my friend came up with for me:
Ever had sex in a jeep? (I own a jeep wrangler. Great line.)

[Fizzeler]

"Are you tired? because you have been running through my mind all day." :D

[GreyFoxx]

"Excuse me ma'am, but does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
sexual predator, anyone? lol

[Goatbuster]

Are you from heaven? 'Cause I got an erection.

[TheDeacon_Reloaded]

"Let's grab some barbecue and get busy"

and

"Is your daughter of legal age YET?"

and

"That was just sugar I put in your drink...now close your eyes..."

[xXjAmEZXx]

lol

[HPLabonte]

"YOU WANNA KNOW ME"
*storms off*

a friend of mine tried that. It was hilarious

[gmarsh]

ok heres what you do, go up to a fat woman in mcdonalds and say...
"So, you come here often?"

[gmarsh]

"Let's grab some barbecue and get busy"

and

"Is your daughter of legal age YET?"

and

"That was just sugar I put in your drink...now close your eyes..."

wasnt the barbacue one from the frsh prince of bel- air? oh well, it was a good episode

[daftuprising]

"Let's grab some barbecue and get busy"


I'm gonna use that tonight when I see my girlfriend. She's a vegetarian.

[TheDeacon_Reloaded]

wasnt the barbacue one from the frsh prince of bel- air? oh well, it was a good episode

Good memory, my friend. That line has stuck with me over the years, but you're the first person to remember where it came from.

[CCDaDon]

Would you like me In You Endo?

[Artonos]

"are your parents bakers because you have a nice set of buns"

[Aragha]

Not me (11:02:14 PM): you know whats funny?
Me (11:02:28 PM): YOUR FACE?

Buuuuuuuuurrrrrrnnnnn

EDIT: TOTALLY wrong thread... >_>

[zack10house]

basically any lolspeak should work fairly well.

"I can haz sexez? kthx" seriously effective.

[dt_torres]

I dont love u anymore Pamela!!!!! NOT!!!

[sa_nick]

Warning, the following post may not be suitable for children under the age of 15.


Hahaha. Actually, that might work if you have a cute Australian accent.:D

I wish! "lemme get up in dem guts" is equally as good (or equally as bad?) as "yo bitc*h, this thing wont suck itself"

[schmeankman]

Hey, my name is Rick, and you're a ten on the Rick-ter scale!



HIO!

[gmarsh]

Good memory, my friend. That line has stuck with me over the years, but you're the first person to remember where it came from.

thank you :cool:

[JohnTheDrummer]

"Baby, you're so beautiful, you make 2 Girls 1 Cup look like 2 Girls 1 Finger."

and my favorite...
Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: Sixtee....
Quagmire: 18!?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin’