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In English class were watching Romeo and Juliet on VHS and I heard theirs a scene where we get to see Juliet's boobs. I'm looking forwards to it.
Baanu_Rass
03-30-2009, 04:54 PM
You want a brief glimpse of boobs? You have the internet!
bermuddy
03-30-2009, 04:54 PM
grats! boobs rock.
DeadPhoenix223
03-30-2009, 04:56 PM
haha, i predict code red!
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 04:57 PM
Haha, I've already watched that in my English class. It's nothing special, sorry. BTW, everyone in my English class was wondering how old she was, because if she was under 18 when they filmed, I'm pretty sure that'd be illegal.
(If it helps you understand why a bunch of teenagers would even wonder that, I'm in Honors English. ;))
bmaninc
03-30-2009, 04:57 PM
Your teacher will "forget" where they were in the film, and skip it purposely.
Sorry to ruin it for you, haha.
Baanu_Rass
03-30-2009, 04:58 PM
Haha, I've already watched that in my English class. It's nothing special, sorry. BTW, everyone in my English class was wondering how old she was, because if she was under 18 when they filmed, I'm pretty sure that'd be illegal.
(If it helps you understand why a bunch of teenagers would even wonder that, I'm in Honors English. ;))
Isn't there some sort of artistic exception to that rule?
The_Wurm
03-30-2009, 04:59 PM
You want a brief glimpse of boobs? You have the internet!
boobs in school though? It's like seeing boobs in 3-D on the internet.
HMXThrasher
03-30-2009, 04:59 PM
or you will have a pervy, repressed teacher like I did. She kept "accidentally" forgetting where we were in the film and rewinding to the morning after scene.
It's a fairly old film - don't get too excited - they're just breasts.
back_blows
03-30-2009, 05:00 PM
How do you know its not man-boobs?
or you will have a pervy, repressed teacher like I did. She kept "accidentally" forgetting where we were in the film and rewinding to the morning after scene.
It's a fairly old film - don't get too excited - they're just breasts.
Still boobs are great.
Masquerade
03-30-2009, 05:00 PM
TinyKoko's boobs are better.
Chatham
03-30-2009, 05:00 PM
Better than what happened at my school... I had to watch American History X... Complete with the shower rape...
hmxhenry
03-30-2009, 05:02 PM
In English class were watching Romeo and Juliet on VHS.
Where do you take English class? 1985?
SonicRocker15X
03-30-2009, 05:02 PM
TinyKoko's boobs are better.
Indeed.
Besides, you'd be shocked at how easy (even accidentally) you can see boobs on the internet. Like you need Romeo and Juliet. :p
Der_Lex
03-30-2009, 05:02 PM
don't get too excited - they're just breasts.
The fact that you say this clearly means you've never been a hormone-ridden pubescent boy.
That also means that Henry has been spreading false rumors about your past. ;)
bmaninc
03-30-2009, 05:03 PM
Where do you take English class? 1985?
Or Eastern Europe. They just got Miami Vice there.
HMXThrasher
03-30-2009, 05:04 PM
Haha, I've already watched that in my English class. It's nothing special, sorry. BTW, everyone in my English class was wondering how old she was, because if she was under 18 when they filmed, I'm pretty sure that'd be illegal.
(If it helps you understand why a bunch of teenagers would even wonder that, I'm in Honors English. ;))
I'm assuming it's the 1968 version (especially if it's on VHS). No one cared about protecting the minors back in the day.
Better than what happened at my school... I had to watch American History X... Complete with the shower rape...
Hehe funny.
Has anyone actually seen the scene where they actually show them?
DeadPhoenix223
03-30-2009, 05:06 PM
i think its funny mods are discussing that! VH1 1779
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:06 PM
Yeah I saw that video in 9th grade. Nobody freaked out about the boobs thing though, it's just a split-second. I'd be more worried about the girls seeing Romeo's fine rear end when he gets out of bed
I just remember the balcony scene, with her like basically busting out of her nightgown, and we're all looking around at each other until I finally said 'yeah she's not fourteen'
We looked it up by the way, she's 18. Apparently she wasn't allowed to see it England, where she lived, due to the R-rated mark it got and the age limit was 21. Which was doubly silly, because she IS the nudity
HMXThrasher
03-30-2009, 05:06 PM
yup...see my post about the poor repressed lady teaching my 9th grade course...
DeadPhoenix223
03-30-2009, 05:07 PM
Has anyone actually seen the scene where they actually show them?
yes, i mean... no.... maybe.
Masquerade
03-30-2009, 05:07 PM
We watched the Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes version of Romeo and Juliet at school. So we didn't see no 'boobs'.
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 05:07 PM
Where do you take English class? 1985?
That's like saying your school is old if they make you read books from the 19th century. :rolleyes:
I'm assuming it's the 1968 version (especially if it's on VHS). No one cared about protecting the minors back in the day.
I'm pretty sure it was filmed in the 80's.
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 05:08 PM
Has anyone actually seen the scene where they actually show them?
Yes, I have. Why might you ask?
Masquerade
03-30-2009, 05:10 PM
Yes, I have. Why might you ask?
He wants a detailed description of them mammary glands.
Yeah I saw that video in 9th grade. Nobody freaked out about the boobs thing though, it's just a split-second. I'd be more worried about the girls seeing Romeo's fine rear end when he gets out of bed
I just remember the balcony scene, with her like basically busting out of her nightgown, and we're all looking around at each other until I finally said 'yeah she's not fourteen'
We looked it up by the way, she's 18. Apparently she wasn't allowed to see it England, where she lived, due to the R-rated mark it got and the age limit was 21. Which was doubly silly, because she IS the nudity
That's funny cause during the balcony scene my and my friends were doing the same thing. We were saying "Man, she sure is chesty for 15". They were hanging all out of her nightgown. Good stuff.
General Lein979
03-30-2009, 05:11 PM
I watched the romeo + juliet version our teacher warned us, but i fell asleep.
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 05:12 PM
He wants a detailed description of them mammary glands.
Dangit, Ana. I wanted him to say it! I already knew the answer. :rolleyes:
Cpt. Overkill
03-30-2009, 05:13 PM
...Thats really sad.
instantdeath999
03-30-2009, 05:14 PM
*Bangs head into wall.
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:14 PM
Honestly though, a split-second of boobs is nothing to get all excited about. Even less so at school, when the girl you like sits behind you in English class and notices you start shifting around and leaning forward in your seat when you get to the scene, then when the split-second's over you lean back and smile. And then later at lunch you tell all your guy friends 'duuuuuuude I got to see boobs in English today,' and now the girl you like and a few of her friends happen to walk by when you say it
Masquerade
03-30-2009, 05:15 PM
Dangit, Ana. I wanted him to say it! I already knew the answer. :rolleyes:
Sorry. I retract my previous statement. :rolleyes:
*Bangs head into wall.
That can't be good.
Cpt. Overkill
03-30-2009, 05:15 PM
Honestly though, a split-second of boobs is nothing to get all excited about. Even less so at school, when the girl you like sits behind you in English class and notices you start shifting around and leaning forward in your seat when you get to the scene, then when the split-second's over you lean back and smile
Its rather immature if you get that excited over a boob peak.
Fennz
03-30-2009, 05:16 PM
mmm...boobies Unfortunately, we watched the new version when I was in 9th grade.
instantdeath999
03-30-2009, 05:16 PM
Honestly though, a split-second of boobs is nothing to get all excited about. Even less so at school, when the girl you like sits behind you in English class and notices you start shifting around and leaning forward in your seat when you get to the scene, then when the split-second's over you lean back and smile
Yeah, it's pretty funny how something like that can get someone so riled up, hence the head banging.
timmay9
03-30-2009, 05:17 PM
Yeah my teacher did the same thing. Except for she fast-forwarded through it.
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:17 PM
Actually, Bub. Do that tomorrow. When the scene happens, lean back in your desk, and just start smiling and nodding
bmaninc
03-30-2009, 05:18 PM
Bwbs iz srs bznss.
instantdeath999
03-30-2009, 05:18 PM
In 8th grade, a teacher of mine had to censor the TV... a drinking scene!
apparently, we are all very sheltered impressionable children.
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 05:18 PM
It's really not that amazing, dude. Really.
omigawd ther's bewbs! i can has fun fun now.
kiggidykev
03-30-2009, 05:19 PM
If you love Shakespeare and boobies (and who doesn't) I recommend the old Playboy production of Macbeth ;)
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:19 PM
Ooh, also, try to high-five the guy sitting next to you after the scene
Actually, Bub. Do that tomorrow. When the scene happens, lean back in your desk, and just start smiling and nodding
Ah I looked up the video on YouTube and your right not much to get excited over. It is just a split second. She still has a nice rack.
Ooh, also, try to high-five the guy sitting next to you after the scene
Nice! I'll definitely do that. Man this is gonna be funny as hell.
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:21 PM
Ah I looked up the video on YouTube and your right not much to get excited over. It is just a split second. She still has a nice rack.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude...you looked up boobies on the internet...teeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
hmxhenry
03-30-2009, 05:21 PM
That's like saying your school is old if they make you read books from the 19th century. :rolleyes:
What are these books you speak of?
Make like a computer and get with the program. If you can't download it, it's WORTHLESS.
Alright_Computer
03-30-2009, 05:22 PM
Lawlz.
bmaninc
03-30-2009, 05:22 PM
What are these books you speak of?
Make like a computer and get with the program. If you can't download it, it's WORTHLESS.
Anyone remember the huge floppy disks we used to have to use? They were about a quarter inch thick, but very wide.
(This could all be misconstrued as a sexual innuendo with the change of one letter.)
instantdeath999
03-30-2009, 05:23 PM
What are these books you speak of?
Make like a computer and get with the program. If you can't download it, it's WORTHLESS.
You can't download Shakespeare? What the hell have I been reading? :confused:
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:23 PM
What are these books you speak of?
Make like a computer and get with the program. If you can't download it, it's WORTHLESS.
Baby, you turn my software into hardware
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 05:26 PM
What are these books you speak of?
Make like a computer and get with the program. If you can't download it, it's WORTHLESS.
book
Pronunciation:
\ˈbu̇k\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English bōc; akin to Old High German buoh book, Gothic boka letter
Date:
before 12th century
1 a: a set of written sheets of skin or paper or tablets of wood or ivory b: a set of written, printed, or blank sheets bound together into a volume c: a long written or printed literary composition d: a major division of a treatise or literary work e: a record of a business's financial transactions or financial condition —often used in plural <the books show a profit
Those are the books I speak of.
And, technically speaking, you can download them. http://www.ebookmall.com/
;)
Alright_Computer
03-30-2009, 05:26 PM
Anyone remember the huge floppy di*ks we used to have to use? They were about a quarter inch thick, but very wide.
This is an example of a well-placed asterisk.
Russian313373
03-30-2009, 05:26 PM
Yeah I saw that video in 9th grade. Nobody freaked out about the boobs thing though, it's just a split-second. I'd be more worried about the girls seeing Romeo's fine rear end when he gets out of bed
I just remember the balcony scene, with her like basically busting out of her nightgown, and we're all looking around at each other until I finally said 'yeah she's not fourteen'
We looked it up by the way, she's 18. Apparently she wasn't allowed to see it England, where she lived, due to the R-rated mark it got and the age limit was 21. Which was doubly silly, because she IS the nudity
i smell irony! or really thick iron... i cant tell anymore
franticfish
03-30-2009, 05:26 PM
Wait till you get to watch 'Schindlers List' in History, there like four scenes where you get to see boobs, not just brief glimpses either.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude...you looked up boobies on the internet...teeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
Ain't the first time. Hehehehe
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 05:27 PM
There's this movie called Roots.
Baanu_Rass
03-30-2009, 05:27 PM
What are these books you speak of?
Make like a computer and get with the program. If you can't download it, it's WORTHLESS.
They're a new product (http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/3/9/). I don't know if they'll catch on.
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 05:27 PM
Anyone remember the huge floppy disks we used to have to use? They were about a quarter inch thick, but very wide.
(This could all be misconstrued as a sexual innuendo with the change of one letter.)
xD
You win the internet! :D
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:28 PM
This is an example of a well-placed asterisk.
Hey baby, want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches, and it ain't floppy neither
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 05:29 PM
Hey baby, want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches, and it ain't floppy neither
xD
Stop it, you guys!
Baanu_Rass
03-30-2009, 05:30 PM
Wait till you get to watch 'Schindlers List' in History, there like four scenes where you get to see boobs, not just brief glimpses either.
Yeah, but that movie is black and white. Also there are other (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genocide) things going on.
Hey baby, want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches, and it ain't floppy neither
*face smacks*
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:30 PM
Baby, you can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 05:31 PM
*face smacks*
That could be taken the wrong way. I know I took it the wrong way! xD
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:32 PM
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up, baby
I am having way too much fun with this
That could be taken the wrong way. I know I took it the wrong way! xD
Oh come on man that's sick.
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 05:34 PM
Oh come on man that's sick.
Well I still don't know what you meant by it! Perhaps it was "facepalm" that you were looking for? ;)
Russian313373
03-30-2009, 05:34 PM
Anyone remember the huge floppy disks we used to have to use? They were about a quarter inch thick, but very wide.
(This could all be misconstrued as a sexual innuendo with the change of one letter.)
that reminds me of something... Oh! hold on... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BezDUd9ylXM&feature=channel
there it is!
Cpt. Overkill
03-30-2009, 05:36 PM
I only have a little flash drive :(
hmxhenry
03-30-2009, 05:37 PM
They're a new product (http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/3/9/). I don't know if they'll catch on.
Oh! So it's like a Kindle? How novel.
Russian313373
03-30-2009, 05:37 PM
I only have a little flash drive :(
You can borrow mine for fiddy dalla
Alright_Computer
03-30-2009, 05:37 PM
Hey baby, want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches, and it ain't floppy neither
Baby, you can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up, baby
These posts are awesome.
These posts are awesome.
I know right?
kiggidykev
03-30-2009, 05:39 PM
What are these books you speak of?
They're like graphic novels, without the pictures or Superman.
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:39 PM
Oh! So it's like a Kindle? How novel.
Novel, eh? Hmmm...
~~~~~~~~~~
Baby, if you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long
hmxhenry
03-30-2009, 05:41 PM
They're like graphic novels, without the pictures or Superman.
Oh, so they're lame? Got it!
Thanks for the info!
DeadPhoenix223
03-30-2009, 05:42 PM
code dew
bmaninc
03-30-2009, 05:44 PM
We're so far off topic, haha.
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:44 PM
Running out of good computer pick-up lines, switching to Pokemon pickups
How about you come and see my safari zone?
Alright_Computer
03-30-2009, 05:46 PM
Baby, you make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers. Awww yea.
instantdeath999
03-30-2009, 05:46 PM
Running out of good computer pick-up lines, switching to Pokemon pickups
How about you come and see my safari zone?
I don't know if I have enough park balls.
Ah, horrible memories about that safari zone...
"Let me use my ultra ball god dammit!"
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:46 PM
Hey baby, you wanna watch my Ekans evolve?
Alright_Computer
03-30-2009, 05:46 PM
Hey baby, what’s your tan(x) cos(x)?
HeavyHorse
03-30-2009, 05:47 PM
Still got good computer ones.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
bmaninc
03-30-2009, 05:47 PM
I don't know if I have enough park balls.
Ah, horrible memories about that safari zone...
"Let me use my ultra ball god dammit!"
And THAT is why Tauros was the last Pokemon I caught to get all 150 in Red.
Cpt. Overkill
03-30-2009, 05:48 PM
Can you evolve my Magikarp into a Gyarados?
Alright_Computer
03-30-2009, 05:48 PM
I think my hard drive's almost full... why don't you wipe it for me
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:48 PM
When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder
maruchanboy
03-30-2009, 05:49 PM
Sorry. I forgot about the virus before I gave you my data. :(
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:50 PM
Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
That one is very dirty, I apologize
kiggidykev
03-30-2009, 05:51 PM
Oh my stars and garters, what has this become
nashphx13z
03-30-2009, 05:53 PM
Oh my stars and garters, what has this become
It's become a math equation!
Pokemon + sex = this thread
maruchanboy
03-30-2009, 05:54 PM
I'm so hard, you'd need to put TWO of your best on me. :cool:
HeyRiles
03-30-2009, 05:56 PM
If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz
Russian313373
03-30-2009, 05:57 PM
Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
That one is very dirty, I apologize
Ahh, but i thank you!
maruchanboy
03-30-2009, 05:59 PM
If you let me blend your berries, you can have my best Pokeblocks.
Russian313373
03-30-2009, 06:12 PM
you can areal my ace!
Alright_Computer
03-30-2009, 06:12 PM
I want to have sex with you.
Baanu_Rass
03-30-2009, 06:14 PM
And THAT is why Tauros was the last Pokemon I caught to get all 150 in Red.
Why not use the Cinnabar glitch?
Russian313373
03-30-2009, 06:16 PM
I want to have sex with you.
O.O
Alright_Computer
03-30-2009, 06:16 PM
O.O
Not you, it's one of the pickup lines. Just less original.
And now I just had to explain my joke. /sigh
Russian313373
03-30-2009, 06:18 PM
Not you
Aww!
Alright_Computer
03-30-2009, 06:19 PM
Aww!
It's OK, just use one of the other pickup lines and I'm sure you'll be a babe magnet.
Russian313373
03-30-2009, 06:20 PM
It's OK, just use one of the other pickup lines and I'm sure you'll be a babe magnet.
:D yay! will they have bewbz?
Alright_Computer
03-30-2009, 06:26 PM
:D yay! will they have bewbz?
You'd better hope so.
Russian313373
03-30-2009, 06:31 PM
You'd better hope so.
Err, yay? i guess?
CCDaDon
03-30-2009, 06:57 PM
Come here, lemme get a pikachu
bmaninc
03-30-2009, 07:37 PM
Why not use the Cinnabar glitch?
Nah, I caught most of them legit. MOST.
classicrockdude
03-30-2009, 07:41 PM
Why are you so exectied about seeing boobs??? There is something called porn.
Russian313373
03-30-2009, 07:48 PM
why are you so exectied about seeing boobs??? There is something called porn.
but its in school!
DeadPhoenix223
03-30-2009, 07:51 PM
:D yay! will they have bewbz?
:eek: HAHA
that's what she said!
hahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahaha-uh-hum
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