I Have Returned...

[KampfVerein]

...and I have evolved. (Cue chintzy Pokemon jokes.)

I have learned the rules to Magic the Gathering, and I have begun playing drums for a progressive rock band called ZΣRØ-SUM (or ØΣ for short), among other things.

Discuss.

I just might provide a history lesson for all the young whippersnappers that aren't familiar with my greatness.

[Zeleii]

Awesome, welcome back! You were missed by a few people :P

[eringoesmoo]

*sits down in front of you*

History lesson, please?
:)

[ThrobingCane]

I dont know you, You dont know me. But Welcome back!!

You play drums, your cool in my book

[KampfVerein]

Awesome, welcome back! You were missed by a few people :P

Bah. These people don't remember me.


*sits down in front of you*

History lesson, please?
:)

Long ago, I led a great uprising, right here, in this very branch of the forums.

From "The History of the General Forums" :


MAY 2008:

The KampfVerein Association is created and directly challenges merryann's General Forum hegemony. A thread is created to further this aim. However, no one realizes that this thread is a tongue-in-cheek endeavor, a massive, metatextual joke. As such, many zombies...err...loyal supporters of merryann flood the thread and begin their assault. Sides are picked, members are betrayed and battles are fought. KampfVerein, disappointed and confused by the lack of fun engendered by his endeavor, slinks back to his corner of the internet and never again attempts such an experiment in frivolity. Thus begins the Era of KV Ignorance. There is much darkness, regardless of the number of hot chicks present.

JUNE 2008:

A revelation: Insane Game is not, nor ever was, a zombie. He is exonerated of all crimes against KV during the Great Association Disaster of 2008.

Further resources: http://www.rockband.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57120&highlight=KampfVerein+association, http://www.rockband.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52019&highlight=KampfVerein+association


I dont know you, You dont know me. But Welcome back!!

You play drums, your cool in my book

Well, that was easy.

[Zeleii]

I remember the time everyone was fapping about Merryann xD

I sided w/ the KV Society aww yeah!

[KampfVerein]

I remember the time everyone was fapping about Merryann xD

I sided w/ the KV Society aww yeah!

And your loyalty will be richly rewarded in the future.

[Zeleii]

And your loyalty will be richly rewarded in the future.
Aww yeah! Sounds like a blast.

[KampfVerein]

Aww yeah! Sounds like a blast.

Yes, we will, in fact, blast you out of a cannon and directly into Neal Peart's right arm, where you will live out the remainder of your days.

[Zeleii]

Yes, we will, in fact, blast you out of a cannon and directly into Neal Peart's right arm, where you will live out the remainder of your days.
Ouch, no Brann Dailor?

[KampfVerein]

Ouch, no Brann Dailor?

Don't worry. Brann's in there, too.

[Zeleii]

Don't worry. Brann's in there, too.
Any jap music?

Edit : Who is responsible for that tag?

[KampfVerein]

Any jap music?

Edit : Who is responsible for that tag?

Perhaps you don't understand...Neal Peart is everything, and everything is Neal Peart.

As for the tag, I've no idea.

[Zeleii]

Perhaps you don't understand...Neal Peart is everything, and everything is Neal Peart.

As for the tag, I've no idea.
IDK man, I much prefer Keith Moon to Neil

[KampfVerein]

IDK man, I much prefer Keith Moon to Neil

Remove yourself from my thread, sir.

[Zeleii]

Remove yourself from my thread, sir.
:P

Neil Peart is still awesome though

[KampfVerein]

:P

Neil Peart is still awesome though

You're damn right he is, and don't you forget it.

[athenahollow]

/me waves hello

Youngin as far as new to the board. Though I've been frequently referred to as "the old fogey" despite my only 23 years of existence :)

[kiggidykev]

Now I'm not the only one with a K name. I feel less special.

[frizzy_bj]

I remember you!!

*waves* Welcome back!!:D

[bermuddy]

Now I'm not the only one with a K name. I feel less special.

you have 2 Ks kev. youre extra cool.

[bood-boy]

u never left XBL though!

[kiggidykev]

you have 2 Ks kev. youre extra cool.

Thankfully it's not one more, or I'd be a racist

[onidragon]

Who the hell are you?

[Stewie]

Where you been dude?

[Daemius]

Hello other old person that decided to come back after an extended hiatus that I don't know.

[Cpt. Overkill]

I remember you! You dont remember me, but I remember your posting and stuff :D

[R33DH4M]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=35073262

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FcaZJ6pHaU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSvU8a_hn2Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KANukZsWD9Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxQW9hyuZVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGuT97v4pv0

[rowtheboat]

*Laughs* who?

[Cpt. Overkill]

*Laughs* who?

Somebody around long before you.

[KampfVerein]

/me waves hello

Youngin as far as new to the board. Though I've been frequently referred to as "the old fogey" despite my only 23 years of existence :)

In time, you shall understand the gravity of this event. And hello.


Now I'm not the only one with a K name. I feel less special.

But you're the only K name in English. That's worth something.


I remember you!!

*waves* Welcome back!!:D

Ah, frizzy, dear. Good to...err...pretend to see you (the Internet and all). How are things?


u never left XBL though!

Very true, bood. We need to get together again soon.


Who the hell are you?

Your god, manifest.


Where you been dude?

The depths of hell. Or just lurking. I forget which.


Hello other old person that decided to come back after an extended hiatus that I don't know.

Let me pull a Jesus here: You know me. You have always known me. In your heart.


I remember you! You dont remember me, but I remember your posting and stuff :D

No, no, I didn't forget the good captain. Glad you've kept the faith.

[Lady Siara]

We meet again, comrade.

[KampfVerein]

we meet again, comrade.

Долгое время. Мы сделаем веселым!

[Daemius]

inb4 "In Soviet Russia, you don't come back to the forums, the forums come back to you!"?

[Zeleii]

Долгое время. Мы сделаем веселым!
So you speak Russian... don't let Schiz see!

[HeyRiles]

Did someone say chintzy Pokemon jokes???

Baby, you make my Metapod use harden

[KampfVerein]

So you speak Russian... don't let Schiz see!

Oh, no, I don't speak Russian. I cobble together Russian via copy-paste.

[kiggidykev]

Did someone say chintzy Pokemon jokes???

Baby, you make my Metapod use harden

Riley's pickup lines cause girls to use Escape Rope.

[Tinykoko]

Долгое время. Мы сделаем веселым!

I knew I should have learned how to read Russian and not just pick up on the words. :mad:

[Lady Siara]

Долгое время. Мы сделаем веселым!

I prefer duck. Thanks though. :)

[KampfVerein]

I prefer duck. Thanks though. :)

Not close by even, American swine. But here has a lovely gift of parting!

[AKALink]

Cool I write progressive rock.

[KampfVerein]

Cool I write progressive rock.

Have you been published?

(Keeping up with the weird, probably unintentional metaphor here.)

[Zeleii]

I prefer duck. Thanks though. :)
Crappy translators FTW?

[Lady Siara]

>_> It was a joke.

[KampfVerein]

>_> It was a joke.

And I've just taught you a valuable lesson about the Internet: everyone is an idiot at least some of the time, and all of your witty and subversive jokes will be misconstrued or incomprehensible. Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

That back-and-forth was fun, though. Wasn't it, American swine?

[Lady Siara]

That back-and-forth was fun, though. Wasn't it, American swine?

Why are you calling me a pig? :(

*Hides trough*

[KampfVerein]

Why are you calling me a pig? :(

*Hides trough*

Ha, you Americans...capitalists and fascists!

[Lady Siara]

Ha, you Americans...capitalists and fascists!

I'm Canadian born, does that make me cool?

[KampfVerein]

I'm Canadian born, does that make me cool?

You are hat of fascist country! Even better!

[cromartie90000]

I remember you.
ITT: veteran popular poster returns from hiatus to feed his e-go

[KampfVerein]

I remember you.
ITT: veteran popular poster returns from hiatus to feed his e-go

I saw that.

[cromartie90000]

I saw that.

I'm just teasing. :>

[KampfVerein]

I'm just teasing. :>

I'm keeping an eye on you...

[Lady Siara]

I'm keeping an eye on you...

Both of his eyes are glass, don't worry.

Unless you're creeped out by glass eyes.

[KampfVerein]

Both of his eyes are glass, don't worry.

Unless you're creeped out by glass eyes.

I wasn't the same after the accident...

[Rock_Band_Over]

I remember the time everyone was fapping about Merryann xD

I sided w/ the KV Society aww yeah!

And some were doing the same over The IBCD!

Anyway, it was a really smart move on the KVA's part to form an alliance with IBCD... unfortunately, it also caused overly dramatic people to prevent the greatest war ever from happening.

But one only needs to look and see who's still around to figure out who the victors were!


Both of his eyes are glass, don't worry.

Unless you're creeped out by glass eyes.

There's only two that are visible most of the time... there's plenty more when KV disrobes.

All are glass.

[KampfVerein]

And some were doing *** same over *** IBCD!

Anyway, it was a really smart move on *** KVA's part to form an alliance with IBCD... unfortunately, it also caused overly dramatic people to prevent *** greatest war ever from happening.

But one only needs to look and see who's still around to figure out who *** victors were!

Those were *** days...