The OFFICIAL Samsaism Thread

[dman2309]

Ok. Everyone here loves Samsa aka Skepticist. Now we want to show our support for everything Samsa does. So, feel free to tell the world how Samsa has changed your life and made RB2 (and the forums) so rockin'!!!!!!!

[Luur32]

I worship him more than Hypnotoad

[Skepticist]

Citizens, countrymen, fellow skeptics, I come to you not as a leader, but as a dictator.

Make me sandwiches.

[ryanco64]

All hail, Samsa. The supreme skeptic!

[bradylicious9]

samsa is THE architect of pain.

[Luur32]

He requires macaroni pictures

[--terrorisly]

Sandwiches? I'll get right on it!

Yesyes, All hail Samsa.

[dman2309]

This one time. I wanted chicken. And Samsa magically produced KFC.
I am thankful for Samsa everyday.
Now we are best buds on the Rock Band.

[hobo6267]

I was just playing with him earlier today with "The Kactus", Samsa is a good bassist.

[--terrorisly]

I've played with Samsa before. He pwns. Just pwns.

[dman2309]

When I played with Samsa on Rock Band, the game just stopped and gave Samsa100% automatically. It said "We know of your greatness and don't want to waste your time cuz you were gonna FC it anyway." THAT WAS ON VISIONS

And Samsa made Rock Band say "YOU ROCK!" when we finished.

[hobo6267]

When I played with Samsa on Rock Band, the game just stopped and gave Samsa100% automatically. It said "We know of your greatness and don't want to waste your time cuz you were gonna FC it anyway." THAT WAS ON VISIONS

And Samsa made Rock Band say "YOU ROCK!" when we finished.

thats what you call "Skills"! :D

[--terrorisly]

Even Rock Band knows Samsa's amazingness, quite frankly.

[Skepticist]

Harmonix just received a copy of Samsa Band, and they turned on Awesomeness Detection to let me know how awesome I am.

[dman2309]

Samsa has FC'd Visions on all 4 instruments...AT THE SAME TIME!

[--terrorisly]

Harmonix just received a copy of Samsa Band, and they turned on Awesomeness Detection to let me know how awesome I am.

I bet your awesomeness broke the awesomeness detection just because you're so, well. awesome. :D

[hobo6267]

Samsa has FC'd Visions on all 4 instruments...AT THE SAME TIME!

and did it with his eyes closed :eek:!

[dman2309]

^^^^^^^^^
I totally forgot to mention that. BUT SAMSA DID.

[hobo6267]

There's nothing samsa can't do!

[bradylicious9]

Harmonix just received a copy of Samsa Band, and they turned on Samsa Detection to let me know how awesome I am.

fixed.

samsa is an official synonym for awesome, great, wonderful, amazing, fantastic, etc..

[dman2309]

there's nothing samsa can't do!

qft

[hobo6267]

Samsa band is now the #1 top selling game.

[--terrorisly]

There's nothing samsa can't do!

^tru fax


Samsa band is now the #1 top selling game.

Well of course. Who /wouldn't/ want that game?

I myself bought like 6 copies.

[dman2309]

I myself bought like 6 copies.

Six copies. LOL

I swear there's some deja vu around here.

[--terrorisly]

Six copies. LOL

Yeah. Six. I'm flat broke now. :D

[Skepticist]

Six copies. LOL

I swear there's some deja vu around here.

There's a recording studio feature in the Basement menu.

Samsa Band: A game even your dad can play.

[bradylicious9]

Six copies. LOL

I swear there's some deja vu around here.

it comes with six different peripherals: drums, guitar, bass, violin, piano, and flute.

[hobo6267]

When you turn on the game, it says: "Samsa owns you at this game ,don't even try to defeat him".

Edit: six instruments is insane. I don't know anyone who wouldn't buy this game.

[dman2309]

Samsa Band was released on every console known to man....even Colecovision.

[hobo6267]

Samsa Band was released on every console known to man....even Colecovision.

it also has every single song made by every single band.

[Skepticist]

Including my own console, the Samsatron, which everyone in the world owns.

[hobo6267]

Including my own console, the Samsatron, which everyone in the world owns.

Even though it costs over a $ million, its awesomeness makes everyone want to get it.

[bradylicious9]

Samsa play vocals on lefty flip.

[dman2309]

Who just voted "Yes"?

[--terrorisly]

Dunno. I voted MEGA YES.

>.>

[hobo6267]

:confused:
Who just voted "Yes"?

i don't know, i voted mega yes.

maybe samsa did because he already thought he was too awesome.

[dman2309]

Time for a conspiracy theory I say.

[--terrorisly]

Time for a conspiracy theory I say.

Agreed.

[dman2309]

I say it was Colonel Mustard with the wrench in the bedroom...

Oh by the way Samsa has just received 6 AwesomeWoods Sponsorships.

[hobo6267]

Maybe it was the rock band company, they're jealous because samsa band pwns them.

[--terrorisly]

I say it was Colonel Mustard with the wrench in the bedroom...

GASP.

I say it was... Um...

Dang it I'm bad at coming up with these. D: xD

[dman2309]

It's ok. Maybe it was Samsa's arch nemesis Asmas!

[--terrorisly]

Lol Asmas.

I think that's a sufficient theory.

[Evin C.]

Ha, when i first saw title i thought it said "Official sarcasm thread" and i started thinking of all the stupid sarcastic stuff i could say


Sam is cool.

[The Red Hot Chili Kactus]

Yeah i just enjoy playin with him! He's the best bassist that plays in my band! Always happy when he shows up. Thanks Samsa!

Phil

[bradylicious9]

wait, i fixed it:

samsa fc'ed tangled up in blue on vox lefty flip

[kobrazx]

whats that

[Mitmir]

samsa ftw.

[furious_styles]

samsa owned me in a drum duel, and only refuses to vox duel me because he doesn't want to absolutely crush my feelings.

[dman2309]

Samsa turns frowns upside down.

[furious_styles]

Samsa is for the children.


Just kidding, actually Samsa eats children.

[ryanco64]

They try to make friends with Samsa, they really did.
Gods don't make friends. THEY SMITE.

[tridentgum0]

Samsa doesn't exist.

[dman2309]

Samsa has seen Bigfoot.

[Skepticist]

Samsa doesn't exist.

Lamb of Samsa.

[bradylicious9]

NOO, this thread will NOT end.

[dman2309]

For great justice and for Samsa, it shall continue!

[bradylicious9]

samsa will never die and/or fail a song.

[--terrorisly]

I hereby help to continue this thread, and to support the legacy that is Samsaism.

[Skepticist]

As long as the feud's still alive, this thread will not die.

So sayeth Samsa.

[dman2309]

And what sayeth Samsa, we shalt do.

[--terrorisly]

And what sayeth Samsa, we shalt do.

^tru fax.

[Skepticist]

Citizens, countrymen, I come to you not as a dictator, but as someone you think is pretty cool.

Let these past days go down in history as... really pretty ****ing stupid.

EDIT: Close/lock/delete/whatever this thread.