Family Guy references

[swet07]

I dont know if this will work but whatever.
Try to name an obscure Family Guy reference or something funny said in the show.

Ill start...

"Hey... Have any of you chicks been penetrated before."

EDIT: Bringin it back for all shows that are funny enough so...

Futurama-"Professor, my Fryfro is all Frizzy"

[estemshorn]

"I don't want to feed grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub."

[Cataclysmo]

Like that one time I ______________________________

[Mystlyfe77]

"I don't want to feed grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub."


bacon


Bacon

I've hilighted the bullet points of that post.

[estemshorn]

I've baconated the bacon bacon of that bacon

translated...

[Alright_Computer]

Futurama quotes > Family Guy quotes

[Goatbuster]

Try to name sometng funny said in the show.

Damn...that's gonna be pretty hard.

[timmay9]

Futurama quotes > Family Guy quotesThis.

Dr. Zoidberg: I want the tactile pleasure in cutting him here...
[points his claw at Fry's neck]
Dr. Zoidberg: ... in the gonads.
Fry: [to crowd] Shhhhhh. Nobody correct him.

[ffwarrior47]

Futurama quotes > Family Guy quotes

bite my shiny metal ass. :D

[jayou521]

Futurama > Family Guy
Fixed.

[Alright_Computer]

Fixed.

Well, yeah, but everyone knows that.

[swet07]

how aboot both

[hawkofva]

Futurama quotes > Family Guy quotes

WHOA transvestite!

[Alright_Computer]

WHOA transvestite!

That's a Family Guy quote. :mad:

[CommonCriminal]

Family Guy > Futurama > The Simpsons

Bite me.

[swet07]

Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

Something, Something, Complete

[Alright_Computer]

Family Guy > Futurama > The Simpsons

Bite me.

This is blasphemy. At least Futurama's jokes are relevant to the plot.

^You left out a "something". Even I know that.

[CommonCriminal]

This is blasphemy. At least Futurama's jokes are relevant to the plot.

^You left out a "something". Even I know that.

I just can't get into Futurama. Every time I watch it, I just get bored. The jokes aren't funny.

[Alright_Computer]

I just can't get into Futurama. Every time I watch it, I just get bored. The jokes aren't funny.

BLASPHEMY! you say a lot of blasphemous things

If I hear one more fart or barf joke in Family Guy, then I'm going to barf myself. It's obviously really simple humor. And I don't like simple humor.

[Runesmith]

"Number One, if I were to whisper in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?"
"Yeah, I could get in on that."
"All right, here it comes...Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!"
"You can both suck my ridges!"
"Oh, get a sense of humor, Rocky Dennis!"

[swet07]

i like em both so if you do a quote from either i dont care

[Alright_Computer]

i like em both so if you do a quote from either i dont care

Family Guy is OK, but it relies too much on cutaway gags and fart jokes. If you take those two things away it would have nothing.

[hawkofva]

That's a Family Guy quote. :mad:

...pre-op or post-op?

[swet07]

Family Guy is OK, but it relies too much on cutaway gags and fart jokes. If you take those two things away it would have nothing.

I know but some of those cutaway gags have made me literally pee my pants

Futurama has never done that

Your move sir

[Alright_Computer]

I know but some of those cutaway gags have made me literally pee my pants

Futurama has never done that

Your move sir

You should get a diaper like so many other Family Guy fans have if you peed your pants watching it. in other words, the target audience of Family Guy is immature and annoying, much like most Halo 3 players

And maybe you're watching the wrong episodes. Futurama has made me crack up more times than I can count.

[swet07]

I dont know about that. I dont like Halo like at all.

I need to see these extremely funny episodes you speak of

[Alright_Computer]

I dont know about that. I dont like Halo like at all.

I need to see these extremely funny episodes you speak of

I know, but the typical fan of Family Guy is a "OMGHALO" kind of person. I know this from experience.

And for funny Futurama (there is sadly some unfunny Futurama too) any of these (http://tv.ign.com/articles/716/716663p3.html) work pretty well, particularly the Amazon one.

[Cubecubed]

Like that one time I ______________________________

thiis wins....so much.

[Cubecubed]

I know, but the typical fan of Family Guy is a "OMGHALO" kind of person. I know this from experience.

And for funny Futurama (there is sadly some unfunny Futurama too) any of these (http://tv.ign.com/articles/716/716663p3.html) work pretty well, particularly the Amazon one.

i love halo....i am meh about family guy.

[swet07]

i forgot about the Amazon woman one

that one was hilarious

[Cubecubed]

my favorite futurama episode is "roswell that ends well"

[Alright_Computer]

i love halo....i am meh about family guy.

I was just using a stereotype, obviously it's not 100% true.


i forgot about the Amazon woman one

that one was hilarious

"I had snu-snu."


my favorite futurama episode is "roswell that ends well"

That's one of my favorites also.

[Cubecubed]

I was just using a stereotype, obviously it's not 100% true.



"I had snu-snu."



That's one of my favorites also.

Zoidberg-"are you coming on to me?"
Harry Truman-"hot Crackers, i take exception to that!"
Zoidberg:"I didnt hear a no......"

[mysticneji]

I like both Futurama and Family Guy, however Family Guy I can watch over and over. Futurama I watched the whole series and that was enough for me. At least until I get the urge again.

Lois: "Brian your still watching TV. God you've been sitting there since I left!"
Brian: "Yea I just spent all morning watching a VH1 special on Gwen Stephani. I don't know what a "Holla Back Girl" is. All I know is I want her dead."

[ArchangelZero]

What I hate about whole thing is these people who constantly complain about how bad the last episode was and then they tune in next week to watch the next one! What hypocrites!

[estemshorn]

Family Guy > Futurama > The Simpsons

Bite me.

okay!

nom nom om nom nom om nom swallow

no, but really that is the truth.

actually it is;

Family Guy > South Park > Futurama > The Simpsons

[trench762]

Family guy is only funny the first couple times you see an episode, then your like why did I think this was so funny? Futurama is funny maybe 15% of the show, but sometimes they have some good gags that really crack me up. But why come into a family guy thread just to insult people and say that futurama is better? How about make a futurama thread? People that post in forums/threads just to insult something that other people like are the OMG IT'S PowerRangers type...(yeah, that's stereotypical way of saying it's a childish thing to do)

[xXjAmEZXx]

cartman: token, get the bass guitar out of your basement and come over to my house
token: i dont have a bass guitar in my basement
cartman: token, your black. of course you have a bass guitar in your basement.

[rbandghpingu]

Futurama quotes > Family Guy quotes

Good News Everyone! > Play me off Johnny!

[DemiGodRaven]

We're doing squats to the latest acetate pressings of this new fad called jazz music.

[FlameSama1]

Yay Medium!

Wish I could talk to ghosts...

That'd be sweeeeet...


Oh, and...


WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OSTRICHES?!?!?!?!

[swet07]

"Did you eat their brownies?...DID YOU EAT THEIR BROWNIES!!!??"

[Jixzer]

Why you toddering, fen-sucked dewberry! I'm going to go find something to strike you with! Excuse me.

[ArchangelZero]

I'm not taking my sneakers off! I am Sneaker O'Toole!

Seriously, I do not get that bit.

[BallisticJunkfood]

I'm not taking my sneakers off! I am Sneaker O'Toole!

Seriously, I do not get that bit.

Hey you! Take those sneakers off!

[voodoo618]

"Did you eat their brownies?...DID YOU EAT THEIR BROWNIES!!!??"

THlS ****ING THREAD ****ING DIED FOR A ****ING REASON!

[Shanerane]

"You can't have pie without cool WHip."

"Say whip"

"Whip"

"Now say cool whip"

"Cool WHip"

"You're eating hair!"

[Meatwad555]

Riding on the bus, riding on the bus, sitting next to bums, there's an open seat, hope that isn't pee.

[Shanerane]

Riding on the bus, riding on the bus, sitting next to bums, there's an open seat, hope that isn't pee.

XD

[Dante1847]

"You can't have pie without cool WHip."

"Say whip"

"Whip"

"Now say cool whip"

"Cool WHip"

"You're eating hair!"

the Star Trek episode trumped this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khuEmbmgies

[ThadJarvis64]

"How's the weather Ollie?"
"IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!"
"Do you have an umbrella?"
"I HAD ONE!"
"Where is it at?"
"INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!"
"Can we get you anything?"
"SOUP!"
"What kind?"
"CHUNKY!"

Also, "I'M AT THE WRONG AIRPORT!"

[JNapalm]

"All in favour of Efram the ******ed Rabbit?" Call my friend Efram all the time, that and Opi

[swet07]

"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking... nerfherder!"
*punches her in the face*
"You can't use that word! Only we can use that word!!"

[kangaroo62]

okay!
South Park > Futurama > Family Guy > The Simpsons

fixed

[I_Use_Shamwows]

"I am doing a movie called September eleventh, two thousand and fun. I play as a window washer washing the windows of the world trade center during 9/11, and as soon as I finish washing the last window, I look and the reflection, and wouldn't you know it a plane is coming right towards me."

"James that sounds awfully offensive."

"Oh not at all, it's kinda like a throwback to old comedy, like it's a pie in the face, and a plane in a field in Pennsylvania, Also, the plane is voiced by David Spade."

[Shanerane]

the Star Trek episode trumped this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khuEmbmgies

Ha, I love that one.

[whofan]

My Personal Favourite:

Lois: Peter! He's charming! All british men are!

Peter: Yeah right... that's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.

--- (cut to man writing at a desk circa 1850) ---

Benjamin Disraeli: [to the camera] You don't even know who I am.

[exploder]

no love for king of the hill? what's with these people!

"Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane?"

good news
simpsons season 13 is FINALLY coming out on dvd i'm a huge simpsons fan

EDIT:family guy fans are these guys"i'm listening to limp bizkit,disturbed,linkin park and slipknot and korn while playing call of duty on xbox 360 online and cussing at little kids!"

[Wolfbeckett]

I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabeetus. My diabeetus causes me to be irritable and cranky. Like the other day, I stubbed my toe and got so upset about it that I struck my wife. Then I remembered my wife has been dead for 3 years. Who the hell did I hit?!

[exploder]

this isnt from family guy but

"hippies can't stand death metal!"

[swet07]

no love for king of the hill? what's with these people!

EDIT:family guy fans are these guys"i'm listening to limp bizkit,disturbed,linkin park and slipknot and korn while playing call of duty on xbox 360 online and cussing at little kids!"

I Strongly disagree due to the fact nothing you speak of i like in any way.

Clerk: Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…
Fry: Shut up and take my money!

[Buffdog18]

Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.

[I_Love_You]

I Strongly disagree due to the fact nothing you speak of i like in any way.

Clerk: Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…
Fry: Shut up and take my money!

Introducting the new eyePhone 2.0

[Rockox]

The bit about Brian's novel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pbou_r7ODs&NR=1

The ipacec:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU

And every Poltergeist reference in the Petergeist episode.

[exploder]

I Strongly disagree due to the fact nothing you speak of i like in any way.

Clerk: Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…
Fry: Shut up and take my money!

I wasn't saying that all family guy fans are like that in fact I like some family guy episodes and I was just joking around

but there are family guy fans like that

I misread what you said and thought you were saying that you hated everything I say on this website

anyway,end conversation.

[Dante1847]

The ipacec:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU

YES....this is still one of the best Family Guy gags ever.