Weird-News: Pork & Beans Stabbing

[arniejolt]

Bet this wouldn't have happened if it was over Spam, Spam Spam, Egg and Spam...

A 54-year-old man stabbed his 63-year-old brother during an argument in their kitchen over a can of pork and beans, police said Wednesday.

Sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Chadwick said the suspect was booked Tuesday on one count of aggravated battery.

Chadwick said the brother was treated at a medical center for stab wounds in his left arm and shoulder blade.

Chadwick quoted Deputy Jairo Rivera as saying the two brothers had been drinking.

Rivera said the suspect picked up a kitchen knife after his brother threw a punch at him but missed.

From MSNBC:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30239919/

[whofan]

Bet this wouldn't have happened if it was over Spam, Spam Spam, Egg and Spam...

A 54-year-old man stabbed his 63-year-old brother during an argument in their kitchen over a can of pork and beans, police said Wednesday.

Sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Chadwick said the suspect was booked Tuesday on one count of aggravated battery.

Chadwick said the brother was treated at a medical center for stab wounds in his left arm and shoulder blade.

Chadwick quoted Deputy Jairo Rivera as saying the two brothers had been drinking.

Rivera said the suspect picked up a kitchen knife after his brother threw a punch at him but missed.

From MSNBC:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30239919/
Drinking you say? Really? I wouldn't have thought that!

[ArchangelZero]

What the **** is going on with the world?!

[Nitz13]

Bet this wouldn't have happened if it was over Spam, Spam Spam, Egg and Spam...

A 54-year-old man stabbed his 63-year-old brother during an argument in their kitchen over a can of pork and beans, police said Wednesday.

Sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Chadwick said the suspect was booked Tuesday on one count of aggravated battery.

Chadwick said the brother was treated at a medical center for stab wounds in his left arm and shoulder blade.

Chadwick quoted Deputy Jairo Rivera as saying the two brothers had been drinking.

Rivera said the suspect picked up a kitchen knife after his brother threw a punch at him but missed.

From MSNBC:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30239919/
I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam Spam, Spam, Baked Beans and Spam!
Baked beans are off!
Well can I have Spam instead?

[TheDeacon_Reloaded]

Bet this wouldn't have happened if it was over Spam, Spam Spam, Egg and Spam...

A 54-year-old man stabbed his 63-year-old brother during an argument in their kitchen over a can of pork and beans, police said Wednesday.

Sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Chadwick said the suspect was booked Tuesday on one count of aggravated battery.

Chadwick said the brother was treated at a medical center for stab wounds in his left arm and shoulder blade.

Chadwick quoted Deputy Jairo Rivera as saying the two brothers had been drinking.

Rivera said the suspect picked up a kitchen knife after his brother threw a punch at him but missed.

From MSNBC:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30239919/

How the hell can you miss a punch in a kitchen? Either he needs glasses, or they have a really f'ing big kitchen.

[NERDYtimmy]

Damn 54 and 63 year old virgins, still living with eachother.

[TheDeacon_Reloaded]

Damn 54 and 63 year old virgins, still living with eachother.

Perhaps they weren't virgins, but rather lovers. I'm told that the juice in a can of pork and beans is quite slippery and it could be that they were fighting over who would catch and who would pitch that night?

"He that possesses the pork n bean juice shall pitch the first round"

[NERDYtimmy]

Perhaps they weren't virgins, but rather lovers. I'm told that the juice in a can of pork and beans is quite slippery and it could be that they were fighting over who would catch and who would pitch that night?

Gross.