List of stuff Chuck Norris can do

[MasterRBGameR]

Here is a list of stuff Chuck Norris can do: (due to there is a lot, of stuff Chuck Norris can do, you can contribute and continue adding facts:

Chuck Norris can kill two shots of a bird
They are in average 1424 things in a room Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris can erase the Recycle Bin
Chuck Norris is not a Apocalypse raider, he prefers to go in Hummer
The United States of America has 50 states, for Chuck Norris, only exists one state: Emergency State
Chuck Norris goes at 1,000,000 m/h when is still
"Chuck", is the international measurement of Pain
Once they accused Chuck Norris from Murder Intent, luckily, in the end he was free, because he doesn't try it, he does it
Chuck Norris can choke you with the wire of a wireless phone
When Chuck Norris enters in a room, he doesn't turn on the light, he turns off the dark
Chuck Norris created the color Black, in fact, he created every color, except the pink, that one Tom Cruise created it
Chuck Norris bet something with Superman, the loser must wear his underwear out for the rest of his life
Chuck Norris is the only person capable of speaking about the value of the silence for 5 hours
Chuck Norris doesn't need curtains, nobody dares to view his window
Chuck Norris can touch his right elbow with his right hand
Once Chuck Norris created a stone so heavy he couldn't move it, and he moved it
Bruce Lee once dodged a Chuck Norris spinning kick, a little after he died of repentance
In The United States of America there was a second Disneyland, from the visit of Chuck Norris, is known as Silent Hill
In Texas it is illegal to Chuck Norris use boots, a law about hide weapons...
Demo version of Tekken:
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Chuck Norris is the only person capable of win connect-4 in 3 moves or less

by conan3000: when Chuck Norris plays a game, he always
has unlimited lives, including RockBand

...And more important:

Chuck Norris can beat The Endless Setlist 2 in Guitar/Bass/Drums/Vocals at the same time in Expert... in less tan 5 minutes

Thanks to Frikipedia and every person who added any fact

[Banky71]

The TV show "Law and Order" must pay Chuck Norris Likeness rights because he named his feet Law and Order.

[Zidane]

The only people who could ever defeat Chuck Norris are Bruce Lee and Jesus. Both are dead. Coincidence?

[lawrence1103]

Chuck Norris has nothing on Jack Bauer!

If Jack Bauer were ***, he would be Chuck Norris

[afterstasis]

LIST OF STUFF CHUCK NORRIS CAN DO

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[Cpt. Overkill]

LIST OF STUFF CHUCK NORRIS CAN DO

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I'd put that under can't, unfortunately.

[instantdeath999]

Judging by that list, wouldn't it be easier to make a list of things he can't do?

I've never seen a chuck norris movie.

[MasterRBGameR]

Judging by that list, wouldn't it be easier to make a list of things he can't do?

I've never seen a chuck norris movie.




















...done

[ffwarrior47]

chuck norris can cure cancer with his tears.

[moose39]

You're forgetting Sean Connery.

[SonicRocker15X]

Chuck Norris didn't let Rock Band release the Metal Pack 01 because he didn't like the covers in it.

When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.

[davidstead]

I can tell you what he can do, brainwash the minds of fan boys and girls. What has he done exactly? he is just some guy people say is tough but i bet i could shoot him multiple times before he realises the sound of the gunshots!

SO CHUCK NORRIS CAN DIE!

[General Lein979]

Nothing, thats right he is the only person that can do exactly nothing.

[Alright_Computer]

LIST OF STUFF CHUCK NORRIS CAN DO

disappear from the internet forever

I wish. :(

[Banky71]

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

[SonicRocker15X]

Nothing, thats right he is the only person that can do exactly nothing.

Which is literally impossible for most humans. :p

[Banky71]

Which is literally impossible for most humans. :p


lol to funny

[Oscar-Rio]

even crack heads do something. They smoke crack.

[CHK10063764]

Type "find chuck norris" on google and click the "i'm feeling lucky button."

DO IT NOW.

[TheClashTheClashTheClash]

The only person Chuck Norris is scared of is Fake Steven Tyler

[General Lein979]

Which is literally impossible for most humans. :pI meant more on the involuntary organs like beating your heart, but your reason works too...

[aremis]

Anyone else get a headache from reading the OP's post? What? Did you copy paste it from a non-English website and try to translate it? Wow...talk about things Chuck Norris wouldn't do...He wouldn't ruin the English language.

[ArchangelZero]

chuck norris can cure cancer with his tears.

...yeah, too bad he never cries...

[Spitting_Venom]

chuck norris can cure cancer with his tears.

(too bad he never cries)

EDIT: curse you! I've been ninja'd

[tridentgum0]

List of things Chuck Norris CAN'T do:


I rest my case.

[ThrobingCane]

chuck norris can cure cancer with his tears.

I was going to say that.:p

[rbandghpingu]

The Hindenberg crash was an accident unrelated to the structure of the aircraft itself. Chuck Norris made it crash by pointing up in the sky and saying "bang"

Nothing can cut diamonds except lazers. And Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can also cut lazers.

(Go on chucknorrisfacts.com for more, here are a few facts from that site)

Chuck Norris can eat JUST ONE Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

That's it for now!

[jaygrady]

Post 18 was edited by HMXHenry at 6:66 pm?!!! He must be Chuck Norris to change time.

[ArchangelZero]

When Chuck Norris exhaled, a tornado hit Oklahoma

[swet07]

Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick

[Baconnn]

chuck norris can fc young man blues on expert with one stick.

[Sarge51]

Chuck Norris doesn't need an extra pedal in Expert+ Mode in GH: Metallica.

[firescull537]

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "funeral"

[onidragon]

Chuck Norris can beat professional mode in RE5 using only the starting M9.

[HMXThrasher]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...

He waits...

[Banky71]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

[ArchangelZero]

THE MOST FAMOUS CHUCK NORRIS PHRASE:

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard...there is only another fist

When Chuck Norris sweats, it rains..