Calling all Hawtease!

[Bazoozoo]

That's pronounced "Hotties" btw.. how's that for 'ELITE' humor? :p

Anyway, I'm in a silly mood again and if you guys want to come out again and jam with your female characters again, then let me know.

This message is particularly directed at Jeremy, Maruchan, and Sean, but any other guys with female characters can (and should) join us when spots are available.

We aim to be the #1 crossdressing band on the Wii... ha ha!

And real girls can jam w/ us too but I'm not sure why you'd want to associate yourselves w/ the likes of us... lol..

And, for your visual (not aural) viewing pleasure, 3 videos by us, 'Le Hawtease' are available on my stream page (PDA, Burn you down, Rebel Girl) at (click to page 2):
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bazoozoo

EDIT: we jammed for a while tonight and now there are four more videos on the site.
Also, there's a contest we started: Miss Wii Hawtie 2009. Enter your submission (attached pic or link to character pic) on this thread by Thursday night and we'll put all your gals to a vote shortly thereafter.

[dman2309]

BAZOOZOO WINS THE ELITE HUMOR AWARD!



Aw shucks, I don't have a female character but I could make an appearance as "Pretty in Pink" D Dub. Maybe....

[Skepticist]

Crossdressing, you say...?

[dman2309]

Crossdressing, you say...?

Hell yes. I make a damn good looking woman.

[alphadawg9]

omg, i wanna join as the drummer... are u on now bazoozoo?

[Skepticist]

Hell yes. You make a damn good looking woman.

Fixed that for you.

[dman2309]

Fixed that for you.

Have you seen my "Single Ladies" rendition? I believe I win.

But yeah totally, Samsa's foxy.

[Spectrix]

So you finally back in town Ray? I will be around tonight

[Bazoozoo]

Yes, back in town (from Mexico) and free of the swine flu - yes! My immune system is 'ELITE' as well!

Yes, all you dudes can join. I don't discriminate against crossdressers... lol...

[dman2309]

Mmmmhmmm. *snaps fingers*
We gotsta stick togetha!

[Bazoozoo]

"OMG... like totally..." (in my best valley girl accent...)

[alphadawg9]

NO, OMG, like im soooo better at that then u girlfiend

[--terrorisly]

Haha, crossdressing. That sounds very amusing.

[Skepticist]

Haha, crossdressing. That sounds very amusing.

You haven't seen me, yet >=3

[bradylicious9]

Haha, crossdressing. That sounds very amusing.

you should dress up as a man.

[--terrorisly]

you should dress up as a man.

LOL. I should, shouldn't I?

[dman2309]

I'd make a gorgeous woman. Y'all wouldn't be able to tell...

[Spoonman00]

I made a female character a month ago, and I pull it out when I feel the need to outshine my offline bandmates, who really can't concentrate whenever she holds the Clear Guitar. :p

[bradylicious9]

I made a female character a month ago, and I pull it out when I feel the need to outshine my offline bandmates, who really can't concentrate whenever she holds the Clear Guitar. :p

hahahah.
they're attracted to the female version of you.

[Bazoozoo]

I made a female character a month ago, and I pull it out when I feel the need to outshine my offline bandmates, who really can't concentrate whenever she holds the Clear Guitar. :p

I checked your profile... I assume you speak of Fembot 009? LOL... She definitely has a certain "fabulous" quality about her...

So now I've realized it's time for a Hawties beauty contest. All those that want to submit, just attach your female toon's pic here for all to see. I'll create an 'ELITE' poll once we have some submissions and then we can vote on and crown the next "Miss Wii Hawtie 2009"...

LOL...

and btw - if your character is new you might want to play her in tour mode so you can earn enough money for hawt outfits...

[jmartineau97]

So when are we going to play?

[dman2309]

WAIT. I'M MAKING MINE AS WE SPEAK.

She's purdy.

[Bazoozoo]

So when are we going to play?

I'll be on tonight at 8p EST (5p PST). I'm at my show page atm, along with terror, Samsa, and Brady.

So any Hawties that want to jam tonite just come out to the stream page. LOL...

[0MFGimCUTE]

Have you seen my "Single Ladies" rendition? I believe I win.

But yeah totally, Samsa's foxy.

not only have i SEEN your single ladies rendition, i am IN it :D lol

[maruchanboy]

I'll be on tonight at 8p EST (5p PST). I'm at my show page atm, along with terror, Samsa, and Brady.

So any Hawties that want to jam tonite just come out to the stream page. LOL...
For this beauty contest... Which purdy liddle numba' should put meh lady in?

[Bazoozoo]

I vote for the pink numba you have in her character profile...

[dman2309]

Lola is ready to play...teeheehee.
I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl!

[Bazoozoo]

OK, to get things started here's my submission.

This here is Suzi... She is 5'1", she totally rawks, HARD, and she eats poor little medium and hard guitarists for breakfast!

She never met a fender stratocaster she didn't like, her fingers are as quick as a humming bird's wings, and her fists will tear you a new one if you get in her way.

She once met the "most interesting man in the world" (you know, the one from the Dos Equis commercials) but she found him to be boring...

Her personal mantra is "I am 'elite' cuz everybody knows it.."

Will she be the next Miss Wii Hawtie 2009? Only you can decide...

http://www.rockband.com/users/Bazoozoo/characters/Suzi

Click on the Thumbnails for a larger image:

[maruchanboy]

It's not current, but it will do. This is Maire. She's purdy. :p

[dman2309]

Well, here's my entry for Miss Wii Hawtie 2009.

This is Lola. She's a firecracker who is always PRETTY IN PINK.
Her smoking good looks and beautiful body are only matched by her amazing ability rawking the socks off of people on her (pink of course) guitar.

She's got style. She's got class. She's on fire. She's badass.

She is Lola! Your next Miss Wii Hawtie!

[maruchanboy]

Dman, I have to admit. She's hawt. X3

[bradylicious9]

i loves me a stream

[Chargers4]

my girl is the best

[rockinrollers]

Lol, nice thread there Bazoo you perv... :p

I know you can't concentrate on singing when you play with Rockergirl. :)

[bradylicious9]

Lol, nice thread there Bazoo you perv... :p



well yeah, but we love him anyways :D

[Bazoozoo]

Lol, nice thread there Bazoo you perv... :p

I know you can't concentrate on singing when you play with Rockergirl. :)

I think that Dman's "Lola" and Maruchan's "Maire" are tied right now for the most distracting to me... after jamming w/ them tonite... lol..

Anyway Brady... I know you said you were going to make the hottest female toon we've seen so I'm still waiting on that one before we go to a vote. Anyone else that wants to submit a pic (attachment) or link (to the character's profile) of their gal - please try and get it in by Thursday night.

A word of advice on the attachment - download the pic as wallpaper (standard) and then resize it to 1063 x 851, or smaller. I did that and my thumbnail now pops up nice and large like Maruchan's.

[bradylicious9]

i have to get some money for her. hahah.
but mark my words.

[Bazoozoo]

BTW - Big Lolz on the tags... you guys (and gals) crack me up!
:p

[dman2309]

BTW - Big Lolz on the tags... you guys (and gals) crack me up!
:p

I think it's safe to say the Wii owners come up with the best tags.

By the way, Lola thanks you for letting her join your stream!

[--terrorisly]

LOL, this thread is too entertaining! The stream was fun too! Even if you were all a bunch of crossdressing guys. :p

[Spoonman00]

If you're doing it again sometime, I'd like to join. You guys all know my character. :p

I'll put up the bio in a bit, I need to take care of a couple of things.

[dman2309]

LOL, this thread is too entertaining! The stream was fun too! Even if you were all a bunch of crossdressing guys. :p

We weren't guys.

WE WERE HAWTIEZ!!!!

[--terrorisly]

WE WERE HAWTIEZ!!!!

xD Tru fax.

[jayd94]

xD Tru fax.

scary fax O_o

[Bazoozoo]

Jay - don't be afraid! LOL...

The Hawtease are fabuluous! Especially that Regina chick... :rolleyes:

EDIT: Actually, now that I think about it, that Lola had something fabulous about her too. Especially when she did the full on power panty slide. It literally brought me to tears... LOL!

Just imagine this power slide, from the movie "Pick of Destiny"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvcKCCDbSXc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V8GBIUG1tE

She did one of those towards the camera and I got the full on white undie view. It was too much... I think I got two consecutive "Messy" phrases after that...

[dman2309]

Jay - don't be afraid! LOL...

The Hawtease are fabuluous! Especially that Regina chick... :rolleyes:

EDIT: Actually, now that I think about it, that Lola had something fabulous about her too. Especially when she did the full on power panty slide. It literally brought me to tears... LOL!

Just imagine this power slide, from the movie "Pick of Destiny"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvcKCCDbSXc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V8GBIUG1tE

She did one of those towards the camera and I got the full on white undie view. It was too much... I think I got two consecutive "Messy" phrases after that...

You couldn't resist Lola.

SHE GOT A MAKEOVER TODAY TOO!

[maruchanboy]

You couldn't resist Lola.

SHE GOT A MAKEOVER TODAY TOO!
Pos' it, gurrfren.

[Spoonman00]

(This is the newest picture of my little Fembot. Also included is the old one. I think both emphasize the enrapturing quality of her mysterious lady parts.)

Name: Fembot 009

Occupation: Middle-School Teacher/Model

Age: 23

Gabrielle Floirane was born in French-land under parents Luke and Colette. At the age of 15 her circulatory system shut down due to omigharrapeia, and she was sent to Germania, where scientists reassembled her body using silicon wiring. She can now handle any guitar chord on the toughest metal yet still stand out as a delicious truffle.

Her favorite color is strawberry and her favorite food is light tan.

She will win Miss Wii Hawtie 2009 or she will eat you.

Favorite Saying: "The sun is bright, and so am I."

[Bazoozoo]

Wow... :eek:

I have to admit, she's the reason this Hawtie pageant began... LOL...

Ok, do we have anymore submissions for the Miss Wii Hawtie 2009 contest? Let me know if any of you guys plan to send one in. I'd hate for any of you to miss out on getting your 'Hawt' girly girl into the vote.

The poll is going to start shortly (perhaps as soon as tomorrow evening), so hurry up and get your girly toons created (if you haven't already), photographed, and posted. It also helps to write a small blurb (for the talent portion of the contest, as Dman calls it) for the judges (that's you the people).

[maruchanboy]

She's back, and better than ever. Maire, which is Babble for Super Awesome, will rock your mind. Stunning hips and a nice, even...I'll stop before I get arrested and let her image do the rest of the talking. :p

[DavyinaToga]

Arriving fashionably late, as usual, is Janice!

Janice enjoys the finer things in life (as defined in the Rocker's Dictionary), such as steak and cheese grinders, bicycle rides through her hometown, and Rush. Far from the pinnacle of "prim and proper,' Janice still holds herself to a higher standard than many other rockers; enjoying root beer floats at barroom performances (instead of hard liquor), watching TV in her hotel room (as opposed to tossing them through windows), and reading classical literature on her tour bus (and not making tabloid headlines) are only a few of the ways you can see her standards for herself.

Janice never has a problem letting it all hang out, though, and her peculiar wardrobe is tailor-made to always suit her mood.

As mellow and sophisticated as her down time may be, once she's on the stage, Janice blows everyone out of the water! Her training in jazz and classical music allow her to adapt to any style her band performs, and boy, is that a wide gap! At each gig, Janice alway comes out at the end of the opening act's last song to join in, and it never fails to pump the crowd up.

[Bazoozoo]

You couldn't resist Lola.

SHE GOT A MAKEOVER TODAY TOO!

Mmhmm...Post more pics girlfren... we got's to see... er, I mean.. the judges will want to see...

[Bazoozoo]

It is my pleasure to introduce the official Hawtease referee for this competition:

Name: Regina O'Riley
Age: 26
Height: 5'10"
Weight: none of your f'en biz-o'-ness...
Occupation: Foxy Vox
Hometown: Boston

Amazonian in build, Regina is tough and poised. She loves the limelight and craves the stage. She is a natural born leader and a big sistah to all Hawties of the world (regardless of race, style, or musical taste).

Regina comes from a long line of talented Irish musicians. Her great-grandfather, Seamus O'Riley, composed legendary folk tunes on his fiddle, such as "Colony of Leprechuans," "We Got the Potatoes," and "Flannagan's Revenge."

Her grandmother, Molly Maven, was a renowned soprano, often appearing at "The Manor," in Dublin. Her father, Baba O'Riley, a rebellious and headstrong young lad, had a song written about him by that one British band. He ran away to America with Sally, a gal of French descent. Regina is their only child.

She has been singing since she was 4 years old. At age 9 she entered, and won, the local singing contest at the Framingham Mall, beating out other contestants twice her age with her rendition of "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

At age 16 she was offered a full ride to Berklee College of Music but turned it down because she wanted to start touring without any further delay. And she had been singing solo since then - that is until she found the wonderful love of the Wii community and met fellow hawt sistahs like herself to jam with. Now she tours with the super duper fabulously hawt band, Le Hawtease.

Regina is a tomboy by nature and prefers jeans over "not shorts" but for the purposes of the contest, she has agreed to show a bit more leg because the people want (no, correction, they NEED) a sexy referee for once...

http://www.rockband.com/users/Bazoozoo/characters/Regina

[dman2309]

Mmhmm...Post more pics girlfren... we got's to see... er, I mean.. the judges will want to see...

Now with great pleasure, I introduce to you all...


SUPER LOLA!

[Bazoozoo]

Now with great pleasure, I introduce to you all...


SUPER LOLA!

Wow... I predict some epic power panty slides from this one... and for some reason the song 'Aqualung' comes to mind... ("Watching as the frilly ..." - you know the rest).

[jayd94]

did u just choose ur own character to win?

[dman2309]

did u just choose ur own character to win?

No, his character is the "referree".

[Bazoozoo]

Ummm... if you're referring to Regina, she's not in the competition. She just an eye candy referee. She will not participate in the vote.

She's a big sistah... looking out for all her little sistahs...

EDIT: Per Regina's instructions to me, the deadline for entrants to the new Miss Wii Hawtie 2009 will be tomorrow (Saturday) at 9am PST/ 10 am MT/ 11 am CT/ 12P EST (it's all the same time but she wanted all you continental folks to know the exact time).

After that time, no further bio-updates, pics, links, or anything pertaining to the hawtie can be submitted, at the risk of disqualification.

Voting will begin shortly after the deadline. The hawtie with the most votes will have the honor of being crowned Miss Wii Hawtie 2009. Second place contestants (either one girl or all those that tie for 2nd) will be crowned runner(s)-up. If there is a tie for 1st: the two Hawties will share the crown, as Co-Miss Wii Hawties. If more than two girls tie for 1st, there will have to be a run-off vote.

You the public will be the judges. Use whatever criteria you see fit to vote for your favorite choice: rawkness, hawtness, style, sass, doesn't matter - the decision on how to vote is in your hands.

As a further disclaimer, this is just a honorary title, with no cash prize (duh... lol...). And this contest has no association with, nor is it sponsored by Nintendo, Harmonix, or any other legitimate company or organization... more lol... It's merely a sort of People's Choice award among us peers here at the Wii - Band Wanted Forum.

Of course, the winner will be expected to give some sort of an acceptance speech... (looking forward to seeing that actually...)

[dman2309]

Wow... I predict some epic power panty slides from this one... and for some reason the song 'Aqualung' comes to mind... ("Watching as the frilly ..." - you know the rest).

Oh yeah.
Power Panty Slides are her trademarked move now!

Lola is SUPER!

[Skepticist]

Introducing... Samsara. Inspired by the Buddhist principle of reincarnation, it also carries a sense of irony, and I'll leave you all to guess why.

Her favorite things to do are ruin her petite, frail body by playing drums, and not show any skin whatsoever. She tends to keep to herself, and takes anything and everything that comes at her, but at night, when all is done and over with, she'll curse the unlucky soul who gave her Painkiller.

When not putting holes through drum heads or snapping pedals in two, she can be found in her room writing poetry and listening to the cool, sultry sounds of Suicide Silence, Arsonists Get All the Girls, and every now and then, a little Combichrist.

Also, she wants me dead for entering her in this contest.

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[DavyinaToga]

Her father, Baba O'Riley, a rebellious and headstrong young lad

i c wut u did thar

[Bazoozoo]

i c wut u did thar

Congrats for being the 1st to notice.

And more congrats to whoever can find the other easter egg references in Regina's bio... LOL...

[dman2309]

Her great-grandfather, Seamus O'Riley, composed legendary folk tunes on his fiddle, such as "Colony of Leprechuans," "We Got the Potatoes," and "Flannagan's Revenge."


Colony of Birchmen, We Got the Beat, and Flannagan's Ball...


I WIN

[DavyinaToga]

Flannagan's Ball

LOL I <3 you, dman. Try "Shackler's Revenge." There's also:

- "f'en Biz-O-Dent"- I mean, -"ness"
- Foxy Vox, an allusion to the character Foxy Cleopatra from Austin Powers in Goldmember, who not only was the lead vocalist at Goldmember's studio, but was performed by Beyonce Knowles, frontwoman of Destiny's Child.
-Seamus O'Reily also wrote "Like a Doofus," not to be confused with "Like a Fool" performed by Shaimus

I also just realized that if Regina's dad is Irish, and her mom is French, then Regina is a Fryish-American (just like fast food!)

[Bazoozoo]

Brilliant! You guys found most of them... there are a couple more though... lol...

[dman2309]

LOL I <3 you, dman. Try "Shackler's Revenge."


Never speak of that song around me.
Flannagan's Ball is a waaaaaaay better song.

[DavyinaToga]

BTW Moar Hawtease akshun plz!!

[Bazoozoo]

LOL... they had a jam last night and posted more videos to my stream page.

One is a very hawt 3-song set where they: FBFC'd "Come out and play," GS'd "Battery," and posted a #1 score for "Souls of Black."

Lol... those chicks rawk!

[Beach Kitty]

i have a male character who really would like a chance to sub

enjoyed your stream btw

[Lavita]

You guys are awesome.
8D