View Full Version : People who work
AKALink
05-01-2009, 04:55 PM
Where do you work and what do you do there?
I work at _____ and my job is to ______.
Me:
I work at Chick-fill-a and my job is to dress in cow suit and scare children and full grown men and women while being anonymous .
a21schizoidman
05-01-2009, 05:17 PM
I work at Wiseway, my job is to play with my meat.
moshun
05-01-2009, 05:18 PM
Omg you spelled your won work place right. You're fired. And we'll take the chicken costume cleaning bills out of your last pay check.
jgosh
05-01-2009, 05:19 PM
If I reveal my workplace, I may endanger the lives of millions of agents world wide.:cool:
HMXThrasher
05-01-2009, 05:19 PM
I work at Harmonix. My job is to be/make/create/detect awesome.
Wolfbeckett
05-01-2009, 05:20 PM
I work at a website company which I will not name because I like my anonymity on the internet. I do domain services, which means my job is to perform the same few repetitive tasks every day all day. Renew domain, transfer domain, renew domain, renew domain, etc. It is very boring and mind numbing but the pay is all right and the benefits are good and I do not have to interact directly with the customers.
I work for a Bank in Canada. My job is to get people people financing for the purpose of purchasing a home.
afterstasis
05-01-2009, 05:23 PM
i sell art, music, and plasma.
kiggidykev
05-01-2009, 05:24 PM
I work in a school. My job is to remind kids that the Earth doesn't revolve around them, heh
Der_Lex
05-01-2009, 05:26 PM
I work for myself. My job is to watch TV and better the lives of thousands with my mastery of the Dutch and English languages.
ThrobingCane
05-01-2009, 05:26 PM
I dont have a real job right now.
But I do freelance recording and live sound.
bmaninc
05-01-2009, 05:28 PM
I work at Wiseway, my job is to play with my meat.
You think YOU play with meat? I work in a sausage factory, and I'm NOT joking.
I work at Vitto Foods, and my job is to pack the sausage. :D
gmarsh
05-01-2009, 05:31 PM
I work in a school. My job is to remind kids that the Earth doesn't revolve around them, heh
somebody needs to tell them
estemshorn
05-01-2009, 05:50 PM
I don't wanna work, i just bang on my drum all day.
Transbrak
05-01-2009, 06:29 PM
I work at a chemical plant I load hazardous chemicals that could kill me into rail cars.
Lady Siara
05-01-2009, 06:31 PM
I babysit.
EXCITING! :eek:
VicinityOfObscenity
05-01-2009, 07:01 PM
I'm too young to get a job.
Blackjack041277
05-01-2009, 07:54 PM
I am a substitute teacher.
My job is to maintain some semblance of control of a lot of little wannabe gangsters whose usual teacher was too lazy or too sick to be there that day.
VicinityOfObscenity
05-01-2009, 08:04 PM
I am a substitute teacher.
My job is to maintain some semblance of control of a lot of little wannabe gangsters whose usual teacher was too lazy or too sick to be there that day.
Wannabe gangsters is 100% correct.
daftuprising
05-02-2009, 10:16 AM
I work at Winn-Dixie and I put up with bull crap customers who think it is important to buy 300 dollars worth of groceries at once.
J3st3r 360
05-02-2009, 10:33 AM
I work at the Boys' and Girls' Club and my job is to watch little kids... I educate them, help them with issues, all of that stuff... It's a day care and I love my fellow employees and kids... Lol...
Cruithne-Moon
05-02-2009, 10:33 AM
I work for the US gubmint, inspecting gun dealers and explosives users.
(It's not as interesting as it sounds.)
Oscar-Rio
05-02-2009, 10:36 AM
I'm a writer, i work for myself, 3 magazine, and one internet publication. I have no office to go to, i work from home. Once a week i have to go to story meetings for the magazines, and those usually last around 2-3 hours, but they're normally held in a bar somewhere so time goes quickly, and since it's all just music it doesn't really quite feel like work. Plus, there's nothing more rewarding than getting paid to go see concerts. backstage baby
To be honest the past week when i was banned i got quite a bit of my catchup work done.:)
sa_nick
05-02-2009, 12:11 PM
I work at home and my job is to play rock band and do other rock related stuff.
rowtheboat
05-02-2009, 12:13 PM
I work for HMX and currently working on Rock Band 3
frizzy_bj
05-02-2009, 12:21 PM
I work at a hospital and I am a RN.
That's all you need to know. :p
jeccaneko
05-02-2009, 01:23 PM
I work in a school. My job is to remind kids that the Earth doesn't revolve around them, heh
Mine is similar to this, but replace the word kids with adults. ;)
Baanu_Rass
05-02-2009, 01:44 PM
I work at Canadian Tire and it's my job to lie to you about what our products do.
The_Wurm
05-02-2009, 01:46 PM
every time i scroll through the general forums and see the title of this thread, all I see is "People who suck", I don't know why :confused:
Oscar-Rio
05-02-2009, 01:47 PM
I work at Canadian Tire and it's my job to lie to you about what our products do.
you couldn't be any worse than the hacks at Sears. I bought a new bike there on Thursday and took it out yesterday, and within 20 minutes the handle bar had become loose and wobbly, the chain fell off 3 times, and it was a real pain to get the gears to change. I'm heading back there this afternoon to see what i can do. Hopefully they will either fix it, replace it, or let me return it.
Shredder87
05-02-2009, 03:56 PM
I work in construction building crap.
Goatbuster
05-02-2009, 04:00 PM
I work at Rock Band and it's my job to rawk!!
coescastle
05-02-2009, 04:03 PM
I work at K-mart and my job is to stock groceries people never buy. :p
Baanu_Rass
05-02-2009, 04:08 PM
you couldn't be any worse than the hacks at Sears. I bought a new bike there on Thursday and took it out yesterday, and within 20 minutes the handle bar had become loose and wobbly, the chain fell off 3 times, and it was a real pain to get the gears to change. I'm heading back there this afternoon to see what i can do. Hopefully they will either fix it, replace it, or let me return it.
I don't know, I was moving some of the bikes around and one of them didn't have working brakes.
bmaninc
05-02-2009, 04:09 PM
I always got my bikes at Canadian Tire. However, I haven't biked in nearly 5 years.
HamsterRiot
05-02-2009, 04:13 PM
I work for a research company and I answer really stupid questions.
Baanu_Rass
05-02-2009, 04:20 PM
I always got my bikes at Canadian Tire. However, I haven't biked in nearly 5 years.
Avoid CT 441 like the plague. Terrible warehouse, knowledge-less floor staff and useless management.
zack10house
05-02-2009, 06:22 PM
I work at Bob Evans, my job is to stand behind the cash register and stare at the wall 98% of the time and tell *******s to "have a good day" the other 2% of the time
opethian
05-02-2009, 11:13 PM
I work at Iowa State University as a graduate Research Assistant trying to keep my mean advisor happy.
hawkofva
05-02-2009, 11:18 PM
I work wherever the storms are and my job is to chase them and report any damaging/potentially-damaging weather phenomena to the authorities.
I'm also attending school so that I can someday actually get paid to do the above.
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