Zombies, Ninjas, or Pirates?

[newwaytodie]

Scenario:

It's 2:00 am

You awake to car alarms and loud explosions.

You rush to the window, throw open your venecian blinds, and are agast at the horror unfolding before your eyes.

On the streets below, bodies are strewn lifelessly about the blood drenched asphalt.

You knew and dreaded this day. It has finally happened. All is lost.

The unmistakable crack of machine gun fire tears through the illuminated sky. Far in the distance massive thunderous explosions are rumbling the earth.

You can barely see through the smoke and flames now but you can make out a shadowy figure in the distance...

It's an army of ____________________

ftw? omg? O rly?

[Rev0lver]

wheres the jack bauer option?

[newwaytodie]

He's not an option. If he encountered Chuck Norris the earth would be destroyed in the resulting battle.

[FunkaTrunk]

Pirates. They did this in the past on boats, they can do it today in the streets. Then again, Lordi is very capable of doing this as well.

[TheRocker]

Chuck Norris

[Nitz13]

Was a Toss up between Chuck and Pirates. but, how could I not say Chuck Norris?:D

[JediBev]

The zombie apocalypse is upon us but I'm gonna win :p

[StartSomething]

I'm surprised nobody said Ninjas, I just said Pirates because I thought everyone was gonna say Ninjas O_O

[DShizzle1029]

Im the first one to say ninjas.

[Emo_Reaper]

I don't understand. Why would zombies,ninjas, or Chuck Norris use machine guns and explosions? Or are those from other people? It was hard not picking Cuck Norris...but Ninjas ftw

[Eckshale]

Zombies, of course.
They are at least the only ones that can't outsmart you :p

[DShizzle1029]

I don't understand. Why would zombies,ninjas, or Chuck Norris use machine guns and explosions? Or are those from other people? It was hard not picking Cuck Norris...but Ninjas ftw


Ninjas have something over Pirates and Chuck Norris, and that is deadly silence. Zombies have that too, but Zombies usually mess it up for themselves by stepping on something that makes a noise.

[Killerzarequiet]

an army of chuck norriss' now that would be scary:eek:

[TasteOfKahos]

Only Chuck Norris can cause this kind of damage. But, the question is. Why are you still alive? Chuck leaves NO ONE!

[Keagan2387]

Zombies duh.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Zombies for sure. Ugh. And not like the brainless Zombies. Ones in like 28DL or Dawn of the Dead. Those are some scary mofos.

[The_Wurm]

Wow, it seems like some people on this site need enlightening...


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o yea



ninjas all the way

[exitwound666]

chuck norris is a zombie ninja pirate... so i say little fluffy pink bunnies

[IbanezBassist_v2]

http://www.realultimatepower.net

Nice. I especially love the Big Pimpin touch....

[Shocktrooper42]

Zombies man....I love dead people...who arent exactly dead....yeaaaahhh......lol

[TasteOfKahos]

I love dead people

I'd avoid telling people in public. It's best they don't know what awaits them in the afterlife

[NorrenRadd]

Chuck is a ninja, probably has enough training to be a pirate, and definetly could be a zombie. Therefore he brings doom in the form of all three at once.

Chuck is rock, paper, and scissors, bundled up into one quick punch to the face.

[newwaytodie]

I don't even know why I put him in the poll... He's not even part of the headline. I assume he used his mind control powers to manipulate me into it. Or it was those 10 beers... meh.

[Amy329]

Zombies all the way *****es!