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CCDaDon
05-26-2009, 03:32 AM
http://www.rockband.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2467952&postcount=7

HylianWill
05-26-2009, 04:10 AM
Agreed.

RockBandRocker
05-26-2009, 04:13 AM
Lex is definitely the coolest mod!

*Sorry Apples. You've been usurped*

xXjAmEZXx
05-26-2009, 07:45 AM
der lex is far to awesome

kiggidykev
05-26-2009, 08:21 AM
I don't know, a mom joke? I expect better by now :p

arniejolt
05-26-2009, 09:02 AM
I don't know, a mom joke? I expect better by now :p

You should thank Team Fortress' Spy for toppling that last bastion of matriarchal dignity.

Jixzer
05-26-2009, 09:16 AM
That made my day.

Lizard_King
05-26-2009, 10:17 AM
very impressive hahahah

mimic
05-26-2009, 10:25 AM
Careful now, your face might get stuck up there.

veng
05-26-2009, 12:11 PM
Old like his mom.

Mystlyfe77
05-26-2009, 12:16 PM
Old like his mom.

I <3 Boltthrower, but I want my Kylesa back... :mad:

Though now we can make Warhammer jokes about you.

HeyRiles
05-26-2009, 01:21 PM
Actually, I am the best moderator

NoMoreVillains
05-26-2009, 01:29 PM
Actually, I am the best moderator

I beg to differ.

HeyRiles
05-26-2009, 01:30 PM
I beg to differ.

You should be more assertive, begging gets you nowhere

bermuddy
05-26-2009, 01:34 PM
I beg to differ.

i disagree. riles is one of the best moderators we have on staff. i'm glad i was able to provide him with such an opportunity.

frizzy_bj
05-26-2009, 02:52 PM
LOL! I love Lexy-poo.:D

Back in the day, he mowed down trolls with me in the Rock Band section of the forums. As you can imagine, his cunning intellect came in handy for those battles and I am certainly forever in his debt.:p

ryan12147
05-26-2009, 03:03 PM
Him and I should be a tag team for burning random people, I'll come up with the cheesy one which does a bit of damage and then der_lex will come in to clean up :)

DeadPhoenix223
05-26-2009, 03:07 PM
Daes and Lex are my two favorite. They both rock in their own specicial way

Aragha
05-26-2009, 03:49 PM
Lex is by far the best in my opinion*


*opinion should be taken as fact

Alright_Computer
05-26-2009, 03:52 PM
No, I'm the best moderator ever. STFU OR I'LL BAN YOU

Also, I think you have a little something on your nose.

theantkid12
05-26-2009, 04:16 PM
Lex will always be the greatest.

estemshorn
05-26-2009, 04:55 PM
lex is by far the awesomest mod.

but daes is cool too. not :D

ryan12147
05-26-2009, 04:56 PM
lex is by far the awesomest mod.

but daes is cool too. not :D

daes is my favourite for stickying the Camp Rock Band thread :p I mean *cough* not stickying it... it was someone else :|

GhostOfRingoStarr
05-26-2009, 04:57 PM
sa_nick doesn't get his due credit. I was talking to the ghost of Sir Paul just the other day and we were both in stitches over that cheeky Australian humor of his.

estemshorn
05-26-2009, 04:58 PM
daes iz 2 srs.

lex isn't as srs.

that's why lex = awesome

kiggidykev
05-26-2009, 04:59 PM
I'll be sitting here at the Magnet fan club if anyone wants to join

lolitsrae
05-26-2009, 05:01 PM
i'm not picking favorites..

all the mods are great. ^^

wow..i'm such a suck-up. :/

Alright_Computer
05-26-2009, 05:01 PM
I'll be sitting here at the Magnet fan club if anyone wants to join

Magnet's so attractive. He attracts things from all over.

ooh, a pun

ryan12147
05-26-2009, 05:03 PM
i'm not picking favorites..

all the mods are great. ^^

wow..i'm such a suck-up. :/

lol suckup

EDIT: oops, didn't see that xD

lolitsrae
05-26-2009, 05:06 PM
lol suckup

EDIT: oops, didn't see that xD

smooth!

no, but really. the mods are great. :D

Buffdog18
05-26-2009, 05:08 PM
You tell them Lex

ryan12147
05-26-2009, 05:10 PM
smooth!

no, but really. the mods are great. :D

lmao they sure are :)

nashphx13z
05-26-2009, 05:42 PM
der lex is far to awesome

Question: did you mean to say that "Der_Lex is far too awesome", meaning that he is so awesome, it is uncontainable? OR, did you mean what you posted, "Der_Lex is far to awesome", meaning that he is not even close to awesome, and actually quite lame? If you meant the second one, then I'd suggest you run to the hills before Lex fools you again. If you meant the first one, but posted the second one, I'd suggest you retake some English classes. ;)

Neon-POP
05-26-2009, 05:56 PM
Nice. xD

NoMoreVillains
05-26-2009, 09:01 PM
You should be more assertive, begging gets you nowhere

Ok
I DEMAND to differ

topperharley
05-26-2009, 09:17 PM
I don't know, a mom joke? I expect better by now :p

Yeah, especially since he was kinda making a mom joke about his own mom, which is kinda creepy...

Lady Siara
05-26-2009, 09:46 PM
Question: did you mean to say that "Der_Lex is far too awesome", meaning that he is so awesome, it is uncontainable? OR, did you mean what you posted, "Der_Lex is far to awesome", meaning that he is not even close to awesome, and actually quite lame? If you meant the second one, then I'd suggest you run to the hills before Lex fools you again. If you meant the first one, but posted the second one, I'd suggest you retake some English classes. ;)

Was that really necessary?

On topic, I like all of the mods. Great folks here.

Well, except for Apples, he's just a turd.

gosox333
05-26-2009, 10:37 PM
Question: did you mean to say that "Der_Lex is far too awesome", meaning that he is so awesome, it is uncontainable? OR, did you mean what you posted, "Der_Lex is far to awesome", meaning that he is not even close to awesome, and actually quite lame? If you meant the second one, then I'd suggest you run to the hills before Lex fools you again. If you meant the first one, but posted the second one, I'd suggest you retake some English classes. ;)

WOO! Go get em', Nash! :D

Lex is my favorite mod here, although I don't really dislike any of our mods, (But Apples can REALLY get on my nerves sometimes....) Usually there's at least one mod that's I just can't stand, but that's not the case here.

I'm hoping that, since I don't really have any sort of relationship with any of them, I'm free to express my opinions without caring whether or not they care :D

DarkEternal37
05-26-2009, 11:09 PM
sa_nick doesn't get his due credit.

This. Lex is cool too though.

CCDaDon
05-26-2009, 11:12 PM
Lex would write himself down as the greatest mod ever in my book if he just unbanned THA_FUCHA

ryan12147
05-26-2009, 11:15 PM
Yeah, especially since he was kinda making a mom joke about his own mom, which is kinda creepy...

What? It was about the OP of the thread, believe me... I was there

sa_nick
05-27-2009, 07:28 AM
sa_nick doesn't get his due credit. I was talking to the ghost of Sir Paul just the other day and we were both in stitches over that cheeky Australian humor of his.

Ahh, it's nice to get at least one mention. Really, I wouldn't be surprised if people assumed I'd quit modding. The last couple of weeks have been so crazy I can barely find 10 minutes to come on the boards each day.


I'll be sitting here at the Magnet fan club if anyone wants to join

If you guys had any idea what crazy stuff Mags pulls out in the closed mod threads that fan club would have its own facebook group by now with like 10,000 members.

But yeah, Lex is one hilarious dude. I mean, I'm jealous I'm not that funny, lol.

Der_Lex
05-27-2009, 08:21 AM
But yeah, Lex is one hilarious dude. I mean, I'm jealous I'm not that funny, lol.

As nice as all the flattery in this thread is (certain body parts haven't been this clean in years), I think each of us is jealous of the other mods in some ways. Whenever I see one of Apples' creative outbursts like the RB/Star Wars videos he does, or another display of Mags' amazing internet bloodhound skills, I can't help but think 'man, i wish I could do that'. That and both you and Mags are way better RB players than I'll ever be (calibration mistakes notwithstanding :D).
I'm just glad my musings and witticisms can add something to the group, at least. I guess we're like the mod version of the A-Team, all complementing each other to form the ragtag bunch of wrongfully accused fugitives that we are. :D

Daes tops us all, though, because she has boobs. Who isn't jealous of those? ;)

Daesania
05-27-2009, 11:13 AM
Daes tops us all, though, because she has boobs. Who isn't jealous of those? ;)

I think this emoticon fits perfectly for this statement:




:rolleyes:

Der_Lex
05-27-2009, 11:23 AM
I think this emoticon fits perfectly for this statement:




:rolleyes:

Only if you're on higher ground than I am. :D

You need to post in a certain stickied thread in the mod section, by the way.

Daesania
05-27-2009, 11:46 AM
Only if you're on higher ground than I am. :D


That'd be pretty hard even still, i'm pretty short.

bermuddy
05-27-2009, 11:53 AM
veng is the greatest.
so i'm a little biased. sue me.

Daesania
05-27-2009, 11:59 AM
veng is the greatest.
so i'm a little biased. sue me.

i hate you.

bermuddy
05-27-2009, 12:02 PM
i hate you.

you're my 4th fav mod.

Daesania
05-27-2009, 12:12 PM
you're my 4th fav mod.

pfft.

bermuddy
05-27-2009, 12:16 PM
oh. i forgot about henry/sean. 6th fav.

veng
05-28-2009, 12:45 PM
veng is the greatest.

I has a posse.

bermuddy
05-28-2009, 12:45 PM
^5

HeyRiles
05-28-2009, 01:27 PM
You need to post in a certain stickied thread in the mod section, by the way.

Why do you need stickied threads in the moderator section? Aren't there only like a dozen of you running around in there?

Daesania
05-28-2009, 01:28 PM
Why do you need stickied threads in the moderator section? Aren't there only like a dozen of you running around in there?

all of our reported threads go there, so if we dont sticky it, i gets lost within hours.

nashphx13z
05-28-2009, 06:25 PM
Was that really necessary?

Yes.


WOO! Go get em', Nash! :D

XD I does wut i can

Stewie
05-28-2009, 06:26 PM
Lex iz awesomeness

aander91
05-28-2009, 06:30 PM
Palmface

nashphx13z
05-28-2009, 06:36 PM
Palmface

...

*facepalm*

sa_nick
05-28-2009, 08:58 PM
That and both you and Mags are way better RB players than I'll ever be (calibration mistakes notwithstanding :D).

Daes tops us all, though, because she has boobs. Who isn't jealous of those? ;)

I later found out it was a mix of off calibration and my midi cable not being plugged in right, so even when i compensated for lag I was still missing.

Also, I've got a bit of boob action going on. Too much KFC, that's my problem.

HeyRiles
05-28-2009, 09:01 PM
Someone say boobs??

EDIT: Nevermind, those aren't any kind of boobs I'm interested in

Der_Lex
05-28-2009, 09:04 PM
Also, I've got a bit of boob action going on. Too much KFC, that's my problem.

These are the kind of comments that lead to title 'updates'. :D

estemshorn
05-28-2009, 10:16 PM
That'd be pretty hard even still, i'm pretty short.

once again, i have a very dirty mind.

Alright_Computer
05-28-2009, 10:55 PM
These are the kind of comments that lead to title 'updates'. :D

This is what happened with my Butt Neck title too! Ah, to be able to change others' titles...

CHK10063764
05-29-2009, 12:40 AM
Haha, BURN.

sa_nick
05-29-2009, 01:05 AM
These are the kind of comments that lead to title 'updates'. :D
I'm sure I can get some revenge.

hawkofva
05-29-2009, 01:09 AM
*snickers at the new title*
*leaves it to the mods to figure out if I'm referring to moobly or poopy head*

jgosh
05-29-2009, 01:11 AM
lol.

estemshorn
05-29-2009, 01:20 AM
lex IS a big poopy head. :p

HeyRiles
05-29-2009, 01:21 AM
I am overseen by a bunch of guys whose arsenal of attack involves indirectly calling people second grade insults. Comfort at its finest

hawkofva
05-29-2009, 01:25 AM
I am overseen by a bunch of guys whose arsenal of attack involves indirectly calling people second grade insults. Comfort at its finest
Well they can't ban each other (though not for lack of trying). What do you expect them to do? Riverdance? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W22gpBv00gg) I challenge you not to grin imagining that one...

Cubecubed
05-29-2009, 01:26 AM
i LOVE whoever changed the title.

HeyRiles
05-29-2009, 01:26 AM
Well they can't ban each other (though not for lack of trying). What do you expect them to do? Riverdance? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W22gpBv00gg) I challenge you not to grin imagining that one...

Would you call me a liar if I said yes?

hawkofva
05-29-2009, 01:29 AM
Would you call me a liar if I said yes?
I asked if you expected them to, not just if you wanted them to. ;)

HeyRiles
05-29-2009, 01:35 AM
I asked if you expected them to, not just if you wanted them to. ;)

I still say yes on both counts

hawkofva
05-29-2009, 01:36 AM
I still say yes on both counts
Half-liar!

I challenge you...

...to a RIVERDANCE!

HeyRiles
05-29-2009, 01:41 AM
Oh SNAP! Hold on, I need to go find my clackers...

ArchangelZero
05-29-2009, 01:47 AM
Who changed the title?Apples...

sa_nick
05-29-2009, 03:21 AM
Who changed the title?Apples...

Yep, Apples, definitely Apples. What a prankster that guy is!!

(totally not my revenge for the moobly mod name)

HeyRiles
05-29-2009, 03:23 AM
I've always preferred cuddle mod. You should throw that one back up in honor of Daes

Der_Lex
05-29-2009, 07:27 AM
Thank you, Nick.

And it's actually not an insult. You see, boys and girls, Nick is from this magical place called Australia, also know as opposite-land, where water runs backwards, where cuddly creatures try to kill you and where hamburgers eat people. Calling someone a big doody-head is a big sign of respect there, so I'm quite flattered that Nick felt comfortable enough with his love and adoration of me to share it so publicly on the forums.

Nick, to repay your kindness in the language of your people: I think you're a big jerk-face too. :D

Alright_Computer
05-29-2009, 11:31 AM
Thank you, Nick.

And it's actually not an insult. You see, boys and girls, Nick is from this magical place called Australia, also know as opposite-land, where water runs backwards, where cuddly creatures try to kill you and where hamburgers eat people. Calling someone a big doody-head is a big sign of respect there, so I'm quite flattered that Nick felt comfortable enough with his love and adoration of me to share it so publicly on the forums.

Nick, to repay your kindness in the language of your people: I think you're a big jerk-face too. :D

I think you're getting Soviet Russia mixed up with Australia.

In Soviet Russia, hamburger eats YOU!

Starfleet_Rambo
05-29-2009, 11:43 AM
Lulz.

Love the new thread title. Much more accurate. ;)

Magnet
05-29-2009, 11:55 AM
I think the size of his head was given way too much credit, and the thread title should be even more accurate now.

kiggidykev
05-29-2009, 12:19 PM
This fan club took a quick 180

Der_Lex
05-29-2009, 12:23 PM
I think the size of his head was given way too much credit, and the thread title should be even more accurate now.

Et tu, Brute?

I gave you sleuth, man. Sleuth!

kiggidykev
05-29-2009, 12:24 PM
The power of the thread title compels me to think less of Lex! Must resist!!

onduvalst
05-29-2009, 12:36 PM
ah, sexy lexy , I'm sure your head is anything but small. :D

kiggidykev
05-29-2009, 12:37 PM
Ondy, your innuendo knows no bounds

Magnet
05-29-2009, 12:39 PM
Et tu, Brute?

I gave you sleuth, man. Sleuth!

You left me without color! I struggle to wake up in the morning!

onduvalst
05-29-2009, 12:40 PM
Ondy, your innuendo knows no bounds

Indeed, but then again every once in awhile bound is fun.

kiggidykev
05-29-2009, 12:44 PM
Indeed, but then again every once in awhile bound is fun.

You're turning everything I say into something sexual! Stop it, you cunning linguist!!

Der_Lex
05-29-2009, 12:46 PM
You left me without color! I struggle to wake up in the morning!

There you go, you big girl's blouse.


Look like Ondy needs another spanking.

onduvalst
05-29-2009, 12:50 PM
You're turning everything I say into something sexual! Stop it, you cunning linguist!!
But your such a good orator and you just set me aflame.


@lexy, *giggle*

CCDaDon
05-29-2009, 05:27 PM
New title = ruins the fun

Lady Siara
05-29-2009, 05:31 PM
What does a colorful guy even mean?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wahmana/3275728425/

So you're saying he's a spotted frog?

...Scandalous. :eek:

Der_Lex
05-29-2009, 06:50 PM
What does a colorful guy even mean?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wahmana/3275728425/

So you're saying he's a spotted frog?

...Scandalous. :eek:

Well, some would say I'm very lickable.

I don't turn into a prince, though.

Mystlyfe77
05-29-2009, 06:54 PM
I don't turn into a prince, though.

...but...but...but... (http://imgsrv.931jackfm.com/image/kcbs2/UserFiles/Image/Music%20News/Prince.jpg) :(

onduvalst
05-30-2009, 03:01 AM
Well, some would say I'm very lickable.

One, Two, Three....... (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6053/owls2na.gif)

HeyRiles
05-30-2009, 03:06 AM
One, Two, Three....... (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6053/owls2na.gif)

Somebody needs to comment on how awesome that is

I'll step up to the plate

FloodOne
05-30-2009, 03:14 AM
Somebody needs to comment on how awesome that is

I'll step up to the plate

I got your back on that...

ArchangelZero
05-30-2009, 11:49 AM
I wonder who keeps changing the title...

estemshorn
05-30-2009, 11:51 AM
I wonder who keeps changing the title...

probably lex :p

ArchangelZero
05-30-2009, 11:55 AM
probably lex :p

All the mods seem to be changing the name every day...