Hamronix announces new spinoff division... Hatmonix

[Apples]

Press Release - For Immediate Distribution

Cambridge, MA - Breaking away from its traditional roots in pork and bacon products, Cambridge-based Hamronix has announced its first forray into the fashion industry with a new spin-off company Hatmonix. The business venture hopes to usher in a new age of style with trendy new takes on the fedora, stovetop hat, and even the beanie. Modelling the trendy new dunce cap design, Hatmonix rep HMX Henry was greeted by critical acclaim. At the time of this release, pricing and distribution had not been decided.

[Renrock]

I knew this was gonna happen. :p

[gosox333]

That's one sexy logo. :D

[arniejolt]

This isn't to placate to Yahtzee for delaying RB1 for a year in Australia I presume...

[Renrock]

I'm hearing competitor Captivision has just trademarked "Toboggan Hero"
(it should be out in stores by early next week)

[HiroLord]

But what happens to the bacon?

[bmaninc]

I wish to be Hatmonix's biggest fan. Hats and I are good friends, until the end of time.

[Mex]

Where can I purchase Hatmonix products please? I want to be all Hatmonixed out when I hit the clubz this weekend.

[HiroLord]

Will there be hats with bacon on them?

[ryan12147]

hahahahahahaha! omg I can't believe he came up with that so quick lol

[Idiostock]

Will they be releasing high quality hats every week?

[HiroLord]

Can someone answer my questions? The bacon is very important D:

[kiggidykev]

I will buy thirty bowlers.

[SonicRocker15X]

Will they be releasing high quality hats every week?

Yes. However, because of the variety, at least 100 people will complain about Hatmonix's high quality hats and switch over to Captivision's 10 hat racks per year.

[woodwindpizza]

I want 3 of everything ASAP!!! :D

[kiggidykev]

Maybe next they can branch out into wigs.... HAIRMONIX

[HiroLord]

Maybe next they can branch out into wigs.... HAIRMONIX

+1 for you. That was very nice.

[Satoshi]

Can someone answer my questions? The bacon is very important D:

I also would like to know this please!!!!:D

[Julio_Strikes_Back]

Haha. :D

[classicrockdude]

will they have hat DLC?

[General Lein979]

But what happens to the bacon?Once you eat bacon you become eternally happy. You no longer have a need for bacon causing hamronix to go out of business.

I hope we get pith helmet dlc.

[HiroLord]

Once you eat bacon you become eternally happy. You no longer have a need for bacon causing hamronix to go out of business.

I hope we get pith helmet dlc.

Don't be silly.

There's always a need for bacon.

[Nuff_Said]

Will there be a bacon cooking rhythm game announced at E3? I've been dying to fry me some extra thick lazy maple bacon in Bacon Band .

[HiroLord]

Will there be a bacon cooking rhythm game announced at E3? I've been dying to fry me some extra thick lazy maple bacon in Bacon Band .

That... would... be... epic...

Check back later... I think im gonna make a picture...

[General Lein979]

I found their new site: http://www.baconhat.com/

[HiroLord]

I found their new site: http://www.baconhat.com/

Dude.

[Mystlyfe77]

As someone who rarely wears hats, I feel HMX could have invested their energy in more productive manners.

[General Lein979]

Dude.Epic isn't it? I almost want to buy that domain name and put the hatmonix logo there.

[HiroLord]

Epic isn't it? I almost want to buy that domain name and put the hatmonix logo there.

It's now my official substitute for whatsmyip.org

[HeyRiles]

Are all their hats compatible with any social gathering, or will I have to buy a different hat for each kind of situation?

[kiggidykev]

I'm noy buying any more until they patch their hats. I'm tired of not knowing how awesome I looked every time I wore them.

[jjdude1]

will they branch off into a pet store shortly after...Catmonix

[fiedy88]

Press Release - For Immediate Distribution

Cambridge, MA - Breaking away from its traditional roots in pork and bacon products, Cambridge-based Hamronix has announced its first forray into the fashion industry with a new spin-off company Hatmonix. The business venture hopes to usher in a new age of style with trendy new takes on the fedora, stovetop hat, and even the beanie. Modelling the trendy new dunce cap design, Hatmonix rep HMX Henry was greeted by critical acclaim. At the time of this release, pricing and distribution had not been decided.

You spelled it "Hamronix" in the first sentence.

[gosox333]

Hats are boring.

HMX needs to get into the shoes industry.

[Renrock]

You spelled it "Hamronix" in the first sentence.

That's where Hamronix Henry works.

[kiggidykev]

Hats are boring.

HMX needs to get into the shoes industry.

Harmoccasin

[BuRn7 CaK3]

Shortest. Press release. Evar!


(well at least on this site)

[BuRn7 CaK3]

You spelled it "Hamronix" in the first sentence.

Also in the title. Which i believe was the point.

[WingsOfSteel]

Hatmonix, more like Hatmonsuxdix.

[Apples]

Maybe next they can branch out into wigs.... HAIRMONIX

Sounds like Hatmonix needs to tighten up its information pipeline. :eek:

[ffwarrior47]

i don't like hats.

i like bacon.

[kiggidykev]

Sounds like Hatmonix needs to tighten up its information pipeline. :eek:

Sorry, I saw the information stitched into the brim of one of their fedoras and leaked it on the internet.

[Apples]

Hatmonix is dedicated to a "platform" of hair accessories, meaning your hats are compatible on any head on which they are placed.

[AKALink]

This is worth a meme!

[General Lein979]

Hatmonix theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szqoIB52ij8)- by pork chop the cat

[kiggidykev]

Hatmonix theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szqoIB52ij8)- by pork chop the cat

I came close to spitting my root beer

[General Lein979]

I came close to spitting my root beer2 times in one day I've struck amazement first with baconhat.com (http://www.baconhat.com/) and now this.

[Daemius]

My head doesn't really do hats but I can't wait to get my hands on some HAIRMONIX hair dye.

[hawkofva]

Hatmonix cannot hope to compete with Neversoft's ass-a-knitting. How can HMX compete with that kind of raw, natural talent?! :eek:

[Starfleet_Rambo]

I don't wear hats.

[kingtonyx]

I hope HtMX can get T-Pain, Captivision has him :(

[Apples]

I don't wear hats.

Do you have a dog perhaps? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMrVkjmIL8)

[General Lein979]

Do you have a dog perhaps? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMrVkjmIL8)Nothing is better than animals in people clothes.

[Starfleet_Rambo]

Do you have a dog perhaps? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMrVkjmIL8)

Yes. Yes I do.

[oogabooha]

I love this thread.

[OrdealByFire]

wow you fail Apples seeing as how it was my idea

[General Lein979]

wow you fail Apples seeing as how it was my ideaYou tried to destroy your own idea what was a fail for you for spelling harmonix hatmonix. Your typo made this entire thread.

[oogabooha]

I'd "Hat" this company to go out of buisness ;)

[RockBandRocker]

So many -onix's!

Harmonix, Hamronix, Hatmonix


I can't keep up anymore! As long as I get a steady supply of rock n' roll, bacon & sausage and (now) fine head coverings, I will forever remain a loyal supporter.

[Mystlyfe77]

So many -monix's!

Harmonix, Hamronix, Hatmonix


I can't keep up anymore! As long as I get a steady supply of rock n' roll, bacon & sausage and (now) fine head coverings, I will forever remain a loyal supporter.

Don't forget the original.
http://www.ehx.com/

[Cpt. Overkill]

..Am I the only one who thinks this is incredibly stupid?

[Idiostock]

Yes.

[LinkStrifeLeonhart]

I can't wait to see if Hatmonix will team up with Lego to bring us Hatmonix branded Lego hats for our minifigs.

[Daemius]

..Am I the only one who thinks this is incredibly stupid?

Probably :p

[fatalvendetta]

wow you win Apples seeing as how it was my spelling error.

Fixed.

[OrdealByFire]

I'll accept that, as well as that I agree with Overkill. If Apples hadn't posted this no one would have cared.

FACT!

[LinkStrifeLeonhart]

I'll accept that, as well as that I agree with Overkill. If Apples hadn't posted this no one would have cared.

FACT!

Looks like someone's bitter that he isn't Mr. Popularity...

I'm sure a Hatmonix brand hat will fix that right up!

[OrdealByFire]

I am Mr. Popularity. Everyone hates me.

FACT!

And oh yeah my YouTube channel makes me kind of like a BOSS.

^_^

[NoMoreVillains]

I always wanted to get another hat. Now I can play RB while eating Hamronix bacon and wearing a Hatronix hat.
It's been my goal in life since a few minutes ago.

[General Lein979]

I'll accept that, as well as that I agree with Overkill. If Apples hadn't posted this no one would have cared.

FACT!No we were all making fun of it in the thread you misspelled it and I asked him to make a hatmonix logo like he did with hamronix so he did and thought it deserved it's own thread due to good reception in that thread.

[OrdealByFire]

This post isn't appropriate.

[OrdealByFire]

And oh yeah the mascot is Hatmonlee. I win!

[xXjAmEZXx]

milking the series......

[Metal_Man]

how come when apples does something off topic he gets praised and then when I do something off topic I get Spammed by those goddamn trolls (you know who you are just stop posting in my threads)

[jeccaneko]

I wonder if Hatmonix even knows what kind of reception their press release has gotten since a good bit of the ones that visit the forums are at H2e (Hair and Hats Expo).

[HiroLord]

I'm sticking with Hamronix, I need mah bacon.

(Actually, if you trace this thread very very far back, it all starts with HMX Henry having his 'Hamronix' tag)

[sillystou]

I'd buy that. Sign me up Scotty! :D

[dirty_bird32]

i don't have a clever name, but i found a new product

http://www.thelifefiles.com/cmon-kedsa-bacon-shoe/

[moose39]

I think a hat would be extremely nice. Maybe a nice fedora would do me ever so nicely.

[HiroLord]

i don't have a clever name, but i found a new product

http://www.thelifefiles.com/cmon-kedsa-bacon-shoe/

I would buy this.

[Tego1in]

I heard a rumor about a new division coming that is being centered around police night sticks.
Its called Harmonix....wait....