Here we talk about our average lives

[CHK10063764]

Go to mylifeisaverage.com to get the idea of what you have to post.

Examples: Today, my band got booed off stage. Frustrated, I threw my drumsticks away. Then I retrieved them, hit "New Song" and continued playing Rock Band. MLIA (My life is average)

Today, I rode a plane home. There were no snakes on it. MLIA

Today, I was struggling with my math homework. I hit my Staples easy button but my homework was still really difficult. MLIA.

I expect much win.

[estemshorn]

I got on the laptop and went on the internet.
after a while i got off. MLIA

[Tinykoko]

FML is better. This website doesn't affect me. At least FML makes me feel better when I think my day sucks.

[estemshorn]

Today i went to the store to buy some food.

then i got home and put it up.


MLIA

[Alright_Computer]

This website may be even better than FML!

[estemshorn]

This website may be even better than FML!

yeah. this site is win.

[Alright_Computer]

"Today, I had sex with a teacher. Its okay though, he's my husband. MLIA."

[CHK10063764]

Today, I ate some mushrooms. I did not grow 5 feet. MLIA.

[Alright_Computer]

Today I hired a hot new secretary, we didn't have sex. MLIA

[estemshorn]

Today I stepped on my dog. It's okay because it was my beanie baby dog. MLIA

[CHK10063764]

Today, I used AXE body spray. Girls did not fight over me. MLIA.

[moose39]

Today, I beat up my earth science teacher. MLIA.

[estemshorn]

Today I did something average. MLIA

[moose39]

Today, I made out with the girl of my dreams and her sister at the same time. MLIA

[tridentgum0]

Today, I ate cake. MLIA

[moose39]

Today, I got revenge on an evil man in black for trying to take over the planet and killing one of the girls in my love triangle by destroying him in space. MLIA

[Alright_Computer]

Today, I ate cake. MLIA

This would've been better as,

Today, I ate cake. It was not a lie. MLIA.

...I'm going to post that on the website now.

[moose39]

Today, I wrestled a grizzly bear blindfolded and won. MLIA

[SonicRocker15X]

This one (http://mylifeisaverage.com/story.php?id=39894) seems more like an FML.

[moose39]

Today, estemshorn evolved into Bob Saget. MLIA

[NormanCoxwell]

Today, I failed at catching kittens with a gopher cage. I feel like that bad guy from The Smurfs. MLIA

[Meatwad555]

Today, I used a broken escalator. It was exactly like walking up stairs. MLIA

[moose39]

Today, I bolded, italicized, and underlined every word in this sentence. MLIA

[estemshorn]

Today, estemshorn evolved into Bob Saget. MLIA

:D

this is true.

[ffwarrior47]

Today i hung out with my girlfriend, we watched Anchorman. MLIAA
my life is averagely awesome

[CHK10063764]

Today, I played an ocarina. It did not teleport me to where I wanted to go. MLIA

[Apples]

Lame idea for a website. Average days aren't memorable, funny, or interesting to read.

[CHK10063764]

This would've been better as,

Today, I ate cake. It was not a lie. MLIA.

...I'm going to post that on the website now.

That wins. Haha.

[Alright_Computer]

Lame idea for a website. Average days aren't memorable, funny, or interesting to read.

That's what's so funny about it. It's funny because it's boring! It's a lot better if you're familiar with FML also.

So when you were reading these, who else thought, "I've done that!" with a bunch of things?

[ArchangelZero]

My average day sucks...

[GloiGloi]

Today I ate an apple core. A tree hasn't grown out of my bum.

[NoMoreVillains]

Today I had to feed the cows and let them outside. MLIA

[CHK10063764]

Today, I called Geico. I did not save 15% or more on my car insurance. MLIA.

[JohnTheDrummer]

A couple weeks ago I received a letter stating that I was denied my credit card from my bank, I was going to go into my bank today and talk to them... until I read the whole letter stating that all I had to do was write back to them... I could have done this the same day.... WTFML

[ParkerandtheDogs]

Personal stuff cannot be talked about on forums.

[estemshorn]

Personal stuff cannot be talked about on forums.

what??

[estemshorn]

this one on the site made me lol:


Today, my girlfriend asked me if I was thinking about marriage. I did not want to answer, so I tried to chew it over with twix. Time did not stop, and I ate it awkwardly. She just stared. MLIA

[KampfVerein]

Today, I had a conversation with a young boy. He was nice. He complimented my blue shirt. We went fishing.

MILO.

[estemshorn]

today, i had a conversation with a young boy. He was nice. He complimented my blue shirt. We went fishing.

MILO.

MlLO?

[KampfVerein]

MlLO?

Not for you.