Write a Story

[trueguitarist88]

There is another thread where you can write stories about video games. But in this thread you can write about anything and can be as graphic as you want it. Just don't be too graphic and get this thread locked.

Begin!

[bmaninc]

A contradiction already?

[Mex]

There was a pickle. This pickle was dark. The pickle was known as "The DARK PICKLE".

And then it was EATEN.

[Stewie]

http://www.rockband.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48673&page=34&highlight=story+telling+time

I have written like over two dozen stories there. So if you're bored....yeah

[tridentgum0]

An epic story by Tridentgum0:

Today, I ate cake while listening to Talking Heads. They were both teh gudz. Teh End.

[CommonCriminal]

Bmaninc's Quest to Save the Dress by CC


Bmaninc was a happy man. He met the love of his life a week ago, her name was Masquerade. They were so much in love, that they were to be married tomorrow. Masq was taking a nap, and bmaninc couldn't quit thinking about the wedding. He decided to try on his suit and look at himself in the mirror just to see what he would look like. "You sexy mofo, you. I have never seen someone so damn fine", he said to his reflection. He realized he wasn't particular packing in the pants and slipped a cu***ber in. "There you go, now you look perfect." He decided since he was in his suit, he would take a gander at his wife to be's dress. Usually that is against the rules, but she was asleep so she wouldn't know. When he pulled it out, he realized that he couldn't really know what it looked like, unless someone modeled it. So, he called up his friend Nitz to try it on.

Nitz arrived and went into the bathroom to put on the dress. He realized it was a very tight fit, and didn't think he would be able to squeeze it on, but he did. Barely. He walked into the living room and saw bmaninc waiting on him. "Wow, it looks amazing!", he said. "I'm sure it will look better on Masq, though" said Nitz. "Alright, that's all I needed. You can go", said bmaninc "just take off the dress." "Ok" said Nitz. Nitz then began to take it off but got a little too carried away and ripped it down the back like Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja. "Uh oh" replied Nitz. "You moron!" replied bmaninc. He took the dress and began to cry. "What will I do? Masq is going to kill me!". Nitz slowly tiptoed out, even though he had no clothes on. When he was out the door he ran as fast as he could. "That bastard" said bmaninc. As he sat wondering what he could possibly do, he remembered that his good friend OMFGimCUTE had a sewing machine and could fix it really soon. He then realized that his car was stolen by that dirty scoundrel Nitz. Bmaninc looked to the skies and shouted with a mighty roar "DAMN YOU NITZ!". The 6 year old Mexican child from across the way just stared at him.


Bmaninc, thinking he was doomed, almost wanted to kick the baby out of anger, but another idea popped into his mind. He saw the UPS guy delivering a package to the hot MILF next door. Before he knew it, the UPS guy was in the house with his pants ripped off. "Well, if that guy is going to **** on the job, he deserves to get into trouble." Bmaninc ran to the UPS truck and hopped in and noticed he left the keys. "Hell yes! I may still have a chance." He drove for 30 minutes and arrived at OMFGimCUTE's house. He ran up to the front door and rang the doorbell. "Come in" she said. "I need you to sew this for me" bmaninc said. "It's Masq's wedding dress for tomorrow." Little did he know that OMFGimCUTE had a life-long crush on him and refused to sew it. "How can you marry her! I love you!" she replied. "I don't have ****ing time for this!", and he took the sewing machine out of her hands and took a **** on her dog and **** on her coats and then tickled her blind mother and ran away. "I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, B-BEAR!" she yelled as he entered the UPS truck.


Bmaninc had to hurry. He would have to sew the dress himself. He, then, started driving at in incredible speed of 110 mph. He didn't care, though. He had to fix Masq's dress, no matter the cost. He was almost home and realized there was the Mexican baby in the street. He thought of killing it or swerving off the road in the river to the right. He decided the baby wasn't important and drove over him as fast he could. A cop saw him and jumped in his car and notified some more cops. Bmaninc knew he was screwed. He then saw another cop drive right in front of him, out of fear, he swerved to the right and jumped out the side. The car landed in the river ass ways, and the cops thought bmaninc was still in the truck. They rushed over but couldn't find him. They went over to the sidewalk and discussed in a circle what the **** just happened. Bmaninc with a smirk on his face and the sewing machine still in his hand in one piece realized a homeless one-legged eskimo shemale person was watching the whole time. Bmaninc realized the person had his/her camera and told him to say cheese. He agreed and took the picture. The shemale laughed at the picture and continued to laugh for the next 10 minutes. She laughed so hard she let go of the picture and it flew away.

A year later, a man named Cpt. Overkill would find the picture (http://www.beegs.com/images/explainable.jpg)which would result in him saying "What in all that is spiritual is this piece of dog ballsack?". He would then post the picture on the internet with the caption "This picture can not be explained". No one would ever know the whole story.

What happened of bmaninc after that is unknown. Some people say he ended up sewing the dress and marrying Masq. Some say he walked in on Masq in a threesome with the UPS guy and the MILF and ended up murdering all of them except the UPS guy. He would then become lovers with UPS guy, who's name was Jorge. Some even say that bmaninc ran away and went to Haiti with the shemale to love each other for life. An even weirder story suggest bmaninc was caught and went to jail but escaped that night and decided to live on the streets as an outlaw who would live off of eating people crap out of the sewer while he would fap to the sight of OMFG's blind mother sleeping. All that is known for sure, is that the picture can be explained.

[Masquerade]

Bmaninc's Quest to Save the Dress by CC

Deja vu?

[CommonCriminal]

Deja vu?

Copy and paste. :)

[tridentgum0]

Copy and paste. :)

The most useful feature in computer history.

[Stewie]

Copy and paste. :)

lol you wrote one story. I've written like 30. So :p
I kid, I kid. Good story.

[Cpt. Overkill]

Don't we have a thread for this?

[estemshorn]

once upon a time the end.

[xXjAmEZXx]

once a upon a time, there lived an ugly duckling. it was so ugly that everyone died. the end.

[trueguitarist88]

Whonce upon a time, there was a cat named SMOKEYBEAR. He is gray, fluffy, cute, and of course a bear. It all started back in 2007....

I was just petting my Smokeybear and minding my own business. Then my other cat Coco wouldn't shut the hell up, so Smokey got PISSED at Coco and beat her up. He scratched her and kicked her right out the door. Still she wouldn't shut the hell up. So then Smokey threw a bag of cat food at Coco. She shut up. Then Smokey opened up iTunes and started playing "Tribute-Tenacious D". He then decided to make a tribute song about the day she shut up Coco. And he sang. Sang like no cat has sung before...

"OHHH!!!!!
I SHUT UP CO-COOOOOOOOO!!!
YeaaaAAAAAAaaaa!!!!
Coco is a baby!
Always whining for food!
Always whining for WATER!
Always whining for SH*T!!!!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then he decided to post it on YouTube to see what other people would think. AND.............they................LOVED IT! They rated it 5 everytime, commented how great it was, and sent him messages of how epic it was. He got famous. He got rich. He got a life supply of cat food to feed the homeless. He was a great cat.

But one day, someone shot him....with a tranquilizer that would mutate him. Every night since then, he has turned into a bear.

The End

Find every underlined word and put them in a sentence from order of appearance!

[KallenS]

Ash Ketchum and Pikachu was walking. Ash fell down in a river of lava. Pikachu screamed "PIKAAAA!".... Becouse he couldnt say anything else than his name.

Ego.

THE END! :O

[Bulkdarthdan]

I hope I don't get sued by Peter Chimeara.

Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction

ATUHOR'S NOSE:
Uncycylopedia (which is online encyclopidia like wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and dontn't know where come but I decide to write anyway.

CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said "Gordon Freemant what are you working on"
"UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty"
Juts then a headcrab went on Jimms head OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM! GHordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword. He hits teh headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut
"Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks"
" HAha" They laughed
"Whait oh no where id isotop?"
"UIt is been stoled!"

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T
Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!"
"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there.
"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS"
"TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT
"This is Gordon Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!"
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
"Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission"
"Not so fast, Mr. Gordon"

What happens next? You deiside!

Tahnks for reading please buy my book at peterchimaera .com i am poor :(