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Darkstar8101
06-13-2009, 08:00 PM
(June 12) - A 14-year old German boy said he was hit in the hand by a pea-sized meteorite that scared the bejeezus out of him and left a scar.



I've never heard the news say "bejeezus" before.;)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20090612/sc_space/boyhitbymeteorite

ffwarrior47
06-13-2009, 08:02 PM
lolerskates

Explosion2
06-13-2009, 09:48 PM
lolerskates

i lol'd at this, and the news headline.

bejeezus. haha.

was this on tv, or in the paper, or elsewhere? I can't imagine a headline saying this, but I can see a dorky news anchor saying it.

arniejolt
06-13-2009, 09:58 PM
It also helps if you provide the url to the news article...

That's the reason why I end up posting the whole thing along with the url or else people will quickly start accusing you of making it up.

Luckily finding this one was easy, not exactly Weird-News but any news article that manages to use 'bejeezus' is commendable.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31322855/ns/technology_and_science-space/

Banky71
06-13-2009, 09:59 PM
arnie is the best!

Explosion2
06-13-2009, 10:21 PM
For some reason, I really like "lolerskates".
that may have to go in my sig now.
I don't know if you came up with it, ffwarrior47, but I will give you credit.

and thanks for the link. Its funny that it was actually printed in writing, and not just said by (as I said I figured it was) some dorky news anchor on the local news.

ffwarrior47
06-13-2009, 10:35 PM
For some reason, I really like "lolerskates".
that may have to go in my sig now.
I don't know if you came up with it, ffwarrior47, but I will give you credit.

and thanks for the link. Its funny that it was actually printed in writing, and not just said by (as I said I figured it was) some dorky news anchor on the local news.

haha, i can't remember if i came up with it or not... i just said it one day... lol.

Darkstar8101
06-13-2009, 10:38 PM
u know what word i really like? BEJEEZUS :D

Explosion2
06-13-2009, 10:47 PM
u know what word i really like? BEJEEZUS :D

as do we, my friend... as do we.
and nice new sig. very direct. I like it.

edit: why do I keep killing threads???