jeccaneko's funny headline of the day thread

[jeccaneko]

I don't know if you guys are familiar with Jay Leno's headlines that he used to do. This thread will sorta be like that. This will be about any subject. If you ever have any suggestions for a headline feel free to PM me or reply on this thread. I almost always catch at least one funny headline a day on all the various news sites (could potentially be things like video game news) I read so I thought I would share the one I think is the best! :) I will keep this top post updated with them. I started this in WAYDRN yesterday so that's why I have two already.

Saturday June 13
Umpire ejects entire crowd during baseball game (http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9677806/Umpire-ejects-entire-crowd-during-baseball-game)

Friday June 12
Dog eats pot, gets high (http://www.examiner.com/x-1028-Pet-News-Examiner~y2009m6d11-Dog-gets-high-stoned-on-pot-marijuana-found-at-Seattle-park)

[NoMoreVillains]

I saw the dog story on the news, but I haven't seen the umpire story yet.
I like that ump's thinking.

[Darkstar8101]

srry to say ive already done the funniest headline of the day :D its in my forum go check it out its hilarious

[Darkstar8101]

this thread is officially dead

[Explosion2]

"German boy was hit with meteorite.scared the bejeezus out of him"-msnbc
/thread.
jk.
When I saw the "ump ejects crowd" headline, I thought it was a major league game. THAT would have been interesting to see.

[nashphx13z]

Today's headline???

[gosox333]

The suspense is killing me! :D

[Explosion2]

wow I don't think darkstar and I ACTUALLY intended to end the thread...
I guess that headline is just too good.

[HeyRiles]

It's very difficult to keep up a daily thread. Just look at my Message of the Day thread, it's going horribly!

[Explosion2]

It's very difficult to keep up a daily thread. Just look at my Message of the Day thread, it's going horribly!

haha. I actually added that thread to my bookmarks because I'm a PS3 user. It's pretty neat when it's not "going horribly," as you put it.

[jeccaneko]

Today's headline???

I'll be posting it later today. Got busy yesterday since the realtor kicked me out of my own house pretty much right after I woke up for a house showing and then I went to a concert. I did find one during that time though!