King (or Queen) of the hill

[NoMoreVillains]

This is a game that appeared on the other forum I'm a member of.
Pretty much, you narrate how you take over the hill from the previous person.

I'll start.
I'm on the hill, enjoying a plate of bacon.

[GCX100]

I'm King of the Hill watching King of The Hill on CN.

[ThrobingCane]

I take over the hill when new episodes of King of The Hill end.

[GCX100]

I'll throw you off the hill when I say LOL!

[DethTung]

I'm an Ubergrue who can't be killed or harmed in any way and I eat you. I (somewhat) win!

[General Lein979]

I know what do, I'll throw I black hole in a jar at you. Now I have claimed the hill. I shall build a wall.

[eringoesmoo]

I ***** slap your mom and take over the hill.

[DethTung]

Then, I come back because even black holes don't work on Ubergrues. I torture you by saying "Limp Bizkit!" which makes you fall off the hill. I win again!

[sa_nick]

I build my own secret hill that's bigger and better rendering this one useless.