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arniejolt
06-25-2009, 11:05 AM
Those Wallabies know how to hog the bong...

Wallabies snacking in Tasmania's legally grown opium poppy fields are getting "high as a kite" and hopping around in circles, trampling the crops, a state official said.

Tasmania Attorney-General Lara Giddings told a budget hearing Wednesday that she had recently read about the kangaroo-like marsupials' antics in a brief on the state's large poppy industry. Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," The Mercury newspaper quoted Giddings as telling the hearing. "Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

Calls to Giddings' office were not immediately returned Thursday, and The Associated Press was unable to obtain a copy of the brief she cited.

'Act weird'
A manager for one of two Tasmanian companies licensed to take medicinal products from poppy straw told the newspaper that wildlife and livestock — including deer and sheep — that eat the poppies are known to "act weird."

"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," Tasmanian Alkaloids field operations manager Rick Rockliff said.

Others in the local poppy industry could not be reached for comment.

Tasmania supplies about 50 percent of the world's raw material for morphine and related opiates. About 500 farmers grow the crop on 49,420 acres of land.

From MSNBC:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31539546/ns/world_news-weird_news/

Apples
06-25-2009, 11:24 AM
As a defense mechanism, they need to surround their poppy fields with marijuana plants.

FloodOne
06-25-2009, 09:50 PM
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/92688-Stoned-Wallabies-Blamed-for-Crop-Circles

This is probably the best news story I have read all month long.

Der_Lex
06-25-2009, 09:51 PM
I get the best mental images from this story.

Renrock
06-25-2009, 09:52 PM
:confused:
:eek:
:D


. . . wow

FloodOne
06-25-2009, 09:53 PM
Yeah, I figured that the Forums needed a feel good story.

Why not stoned wallabies? :D

RockBandRocker
06-25-2009, 09:58 PM
Thank you for the laughter Flood! :D

Renrock
06-25-2009, 09:59 PM
Yeah, I figured that the Forums needed a feel good story.

Why not stoned wallabies? :D

That's definitely the feel good story of the night.

harveyglobetrot
06-25-2009, 10:01 PM
It's especially funny as an Australian because Tasmania is known as a bit of a weird place. The idea of stoned wallabies hopping about in opium poppy crops fulfills so many stereotypes it is brilliant.

FloodOne
06-25-2009, 10:09 PM
It's especially funny as an Australian because Tasmania is known as a bit of a weird place. The idea of stoned wallabies hopping about in opium poppy crops fulfills so many stereotypes it is brilliant.

lol, where's sa_nick when we need him?

Also, you guys are welcome for the chuckle.

Der_Lex
06-25-2009, 10:10 PM
lol, where's sa_nick when we need him?

He's trying to get away from the Aussie stereotypes. I guess all the convict and opposite-land jokes in the mod section finally took their toll. :D

harveyglobetrot
06-25-2009, 10:12 PM
He's trying to get away from the Aussie stereotypes. I guess all the convict and opposite-land jokes in the mod section finally took their toll. :D

That poor guy, no wonder I haven't seen him around in a while.

You've broken his gentle Antipodean spirit!

NormanCoxwell
06-25-2009, 10:15 PM
And the first thing to come to mind is Watership Down. How weird is that?

Still nice change of pace from Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawning dieing.

arniejolt
06-25-2009, 10:40 PM
I posted this thread about the opium-high kangaroos earlier this morning.

http://www.rockband.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148079

Why nobody noticed is beyond me, it's just not my day.

sa_nick
06-26-2009, 12:14 AM
Looks like my wallaby costume worked perfectly and no one is any the wiser.... mwahaha.

Apples
06-26-2009, 12:16 AM
This got posted yesterday so I will just merge the two threads.

BuRn7 CaK3
06-26-2009, 12:18 AM
Now that is weird.


This got posted yesterday so I will just merge the two threads.

IDK where you live at... or if your in the east coast. But the day hasn't changed yet.

bmaninc
06-26-2009, 12:26 AM
Now that is weird.



IDK where you live at... or if your in the east coast. But the day hasn't changed yet.

When you posted that, on the East coast, it was 12:18am.

BuRn7 CaK3
06-26-2009, 12:50 AM
When you posted that, on the East coast, it was 12:18am.

Do you really think i don't know that? :rolleyes:

FloodOne
06-26-2009, 10:35 AM
Looks like my wallaby costume worked perfectly and no one is any the wiser.... mwahaha.

I've got my eye on you.....

Neon-POP
06-26-2009, 10:37 AM
As a defense mechanism, they need to surround their poppy fields with marijuana plants.

This.

hawkofva
06-26-2009, 11:11 AM
This would've made a great episode of Rocko's Modern Life. :D