Sexiest Norwegian black metal musician?

[instantdeath999]

I will not make a poll, since there are simply too many options. However, for those unfamiliar with the pure sexiness of Norwegian Black Metal, here are some pictures to give you an idea.

Hot (http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/04/gaahl-sotra.jpg)

Super Hot (http://www.vilenoise.com/i/gorgoroth-gaahl.jpg)

Sexy (http://astoreisgood.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/tnbm_cover.jpg)

Yum (http://nightafternight.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/13/immortal_2.jpg)

Delicious (http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/1/3/3/2/21842331-21842334-slarge.jpg)

[Blackjack041277]

I know this cute Norwegian girl who plays all kinds of instruments. I keep telling her she should start a black metal band but she won't. :p She's Christian.

Ironically, perhaps, all the Norwegians I know are Christians...

[killer_roach]

I know this cute Norwegian girl who plays all kinds of instruments. I keep telling her she should start a black metal band but she won't. :p She's Christian.

Ironically, perhaps, all the Norwegians I know are Christians...

Odd, as all the Norwegians I know are atheists... obviously we hang around different crowds. :)

[HeyRiles]

None of the contestants are women, so I cannot make an unbiased opinion

[MrFruitLord]

Varg Vikeness. I don't care if he's a man, he's still the sexiest.

[Masquerade]

I'm a little scared. Just a little. And by a little I mean a lot.

[ffwarrior47]

Varg Vikeness. I don't care if he's a man, he's still the sexiest.

this man speaks the truth.

You (http://www.burzum.org/img/gallery02/big/photo01.jpg)
Can't (http://www.burzum.org/img/gallery03/big/photo11.jpg)
Deny (http://www.burzum.org/img/gallery02/big/photo11.jpg)
It (http://www.burzum.org/img/gallery06/big/photo23.jpg)

:p
:cool:

[EPIC_FAIL_GUY]

it's not safe for this forum either, please read the TOU (http://)

[instantdeath999]

Varg Vikeness. I don't care if he's a man, he's still the sexiest.

Varg is mine. Or should I say I'm his?

[ffwarrior47]

["]this...and it's not safe for work...I repeat: there is nudity and it's not safe for work[/URL]

this is a family forum, you do not link to nudity dumbass, no matter how many times you say NSFW.

[Blackjack041277]

this is a family forum, you do not link to nudity dumbass, no matter how many times you say NSFW.And now you've quoted him so even if he edits the link out of his own post it's still there in yours. :p

Oops, I take that back. :p

[EPIC_FAIL_GUY]

all right, i'll delete it then

[instantdeath999]

The merciless old testament banhammer strikes.

[timmay9]

This thread is the most win in general in a while.