Let's Write a DragonForce Song

[Quinarvy]

DragonForce is epic and brutal and extreme and awesome.

Thus, we shall write new lyrics for them. No mini-essay posts
I shall start...

SO FAR AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[Chainedsoulz]

dun dun dun

[tridentgum0]

Bloodaloop loop loop

[a21schizoidman]

Forever and ever!!

[clashcityrocker10]

Battle rages on

[Fizzeler]

We carry on!!!!!

[tridentgum0]

Reaching for glory!!!!!

[Skittles]

I dont miiind

[a21schizoidman]

soldier's blood ran

[afterstasis]

black f*cking metal!

[Fizzeler]

through the fire

[Skittles]

that a guys

[a21schizoidman]

we can't play!

[tridentgum0]

Something about war!!!

[a21schizoidman]

it's all fake!

[Fizzeler]

wakka wakka ping!

[Quinarvy]

travel towards the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (just as in abbreviations, "the" does not count as a word)

[Skittles]

dancin with my

[a21schizoidman]

pac-man fever

[Skittles]

giiiiirrrrrllllll... thats fine

[a21schizoidman]

she thinks she's

[Skittles]

all pretty welll

[Hungryfreak]

Guitasturbation!

[Quinarvy]

*video game noise*!

[Fizzeler]

fury of the storm

[Skittles]

but I know

[Fizzeler]

we carry onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skittles]

sometimes I must

[Quinarvy]

run reaaaally faaaaaaaast

[tridentgum0]

ANSWER THE PHONE!!!!l!!!

[a21schizoidman]

look i'm drunk

[afterstasis]

lets get freaky

[Hungryfreak]

Blasting our way through....

[a21schizoidman]

best. thread. ever.

[Skittles]

get out in

[Quinarvy]

the daaaark niiiiiiight

[Hungryfreak]

Weedlee weedlee weedlee *klunk* shït...

[a21schizoidman]

dragons in drag

[Hungryfreak]

Flaymez!!!

[Quinarvy]

dragons like piiiiiie

[Alright_Computer]

Let's get ****ed up! Gimme some alcohol!

Yes, I cheated, and no, I don't care.

[a21schizoidman]

i like men now

[Onslaught_fei]

into the skkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyy

* dual guitar solo with seperate melodies while synth comes in doing its own melody with a grand total of 3 seperate melodies while the drums and bass try to make a drowning rhythm *

[tridentgum0]

i like men now

I'm proud of you for admitting that. ;):D

[Fizzeler]

* dual guitar solo with seperate melodies while synth comes in doing its own melody with a grand total of 3 seperate melodies while the drums and bass try to make a drowning rhythm *

*halfway through the solo one of the guitarists falls over*

the fire and the flames

[Hungryfreak]

Throw your sword into the tight brown cave!

[a21schizoidman]

look at my bad double bass!

[Alright_Computer]

SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!l!!!!

[afterstasis]

and gleaming armor!!!

[Quinarvy]

Throw your sword into the tight brown cave!

That comment would have been worthy of a /thread

THERES A FIRE OVER THEEEEEEERE

[a21schizoidman]

and gleaming armor!!!

with fishnet stockings

[Quinarvy]

AND A COOL HAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[a21schizoidman]

a big asshat!

[Onslaught_fei]

complementing my pauldrons of *high register* MIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHTTTTTTTT

[Quinarvy]

With a shieeeeeeld

[afterstasis]

big boobed damsel

[a21schizoidman]

and a pillar of steel and fire and ice

[afterstasis]

i am horse

[afterstasis]

i mean hoarse

[a21schizoidman]

bend ova like a man

[Quinarvy]

With hoooooves of miiiiiiight

[a21schizoidman]

we are studiofarce, loud and ....PPRRRRROOOUDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quinarvy]

my name is ZP!

[a21schizoidman]

and se7en is godlike

[WhiffleBallTony]

my name is ZP!

I will **** on your head

[Quinarvy]

Herman ri cool

[a21schizoidman]

Herman is Onlaught_......FEEEIII!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[WhiffleBallTony]

*Pacman noise*

[Quinarvy]

And gods shall have vengence on us

[Jixzer]

I like melons

[a21schizoidman]

and screaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm

[Fizzeler]

and sound effects pedal!!!!

[a21schizoidman]

and fall down

[Quinarvy]

WE MADE GUIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR HERO FAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaMOUS!

[a21schizoidman]

we wish we were awesome!

[KingProgdor]

Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Gatorguy91]

Bass solo?

[a21schizoidman]

we are, we are, powa!

[Fizzeler]

and B Flat something!!!!!!

[a21schizoidman]

and............STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rockbandfan23467]

Dungenons and Dragons!

[Gatorguy91]

I.... AM.... IRON MAN!

lowercase

[Alright_Computer]

I like big butts and I cannot lie

[a21schizoidman]

storming through the burning fields

[Gatorguy91]

SO GOING HOME

WE'RE FLYING FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

[Fizzeler]

with dental floss

[a21schizoidman]

and the kid with tourettes that makes him screamm!!!!

[Fizzeler]

satan and hell

[a21schizoidman]

you can't talk underwater

[Gatorguy91]

let's get freaky now
let's get ****ing freaky now

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[a21schizoidman]

(breakdown)

[afterstasis]

let it be

[MdrnDayWarrior]

I thrust my sword into the dragon's heart!

[Alright_Computer]

*chugga chugga riff*

[a21schizoidman]

heeeeeeey duddeee!!!!

[tridentgum0]

**** on your head!!!

[irockprettyhard]

WHY DID YOU NOT MESSAGE ME?
[on-topic]intro,crashing through the battlefield
running through the flames
running into gunfire
braving the midnight storm
SO FAR AWAY
waiting for our war to be won
running for eternity
braving OUT THE STORM!
crashing through the fallen trees
running into old ladies
fire has taken down our world!
running through the rapid ships
freeing lost souls
RUNNING FOR ETERNITY
SO FAR AWAY
waiting for our war to be won
running for eternity
braving OUT THE STORM!
[INSERT-SOLO-HERE]
SO FAR AWAY
waiting for our war to be won
running for eternity
braving OUT THE STORM!

[MrFruitLord]

*Epic solo. Ends with a br00tal "It's a me!"*

[Quinarvy]

*Other solo!*

I DRINK BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaLLLLLLLLLLL NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

TO GET READY FOR THE SHOOOOOOOOOW

[a21schizoidman]

myy aaaaammppppppsssss areeeeeee oonnnnnnnn fiiiiiiiiiiireeeeeee

[Alright_Computer]

That grooooooooooupie looks kind of hoooooooooot

We should have seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

[Quinarvy]

Oh nooooooooooooooooooo she's looking for musiiiiiiiiciaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAANS

[a21schizoidman]

ourrrrrr lyricssss are revvvvolllutttionnarrryy!!!!

[Rockbandfan23467]

(You guys are adding too many words. Only 3 per post )

through the fire!

[a21schizoidman]

and over the fieldsss.....TOOOO GRANDMOOTTHHHERRRSSS HOUUUUSSEEEEE WEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!


(and robafa, read the OP)

[iwolfe]

Battle the barbaric bunnies of blood and battle!

[gintoki55]

marching through lava...

[Quinarvy]

FIGHTING THE EEEVIL IN THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

[gintoki55]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Same guitar solo ripped directly from TTFAF goes here)

[a21schizoidman]

ammmmmmmmmmmm i evilllllllllllllllllll?!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rockbandfan23467]

yessssssssssssssssssssssss IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!

[Quinarvy]

NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'ED

[Rockbandfan23467]

nooooooooooooooooot thrrrrreeeeeeeeee wooooooorddddssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quinarvy]

READ THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

IT. HAS. CHANGED.

*breakdown*

[a21schizoidman]

gordon beckham issssssss GAAAAAWWWWWWWWD!!!!

[MrFruitLord]

*Solo that's the exact same as the last one, just one octave higher.*

[HeyRiles]

And we fly through the skies!

[a21schizoidman]

CAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLlFOOOORRRRRRNNNNIIAIAAAAAAAAAAAA AA DREEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMIIINNNN'''''!!!!!

[Rockbandfan23467]

Iiiiiiiii liiiikee myyyyyyyy siiiiiiiitaaaarrr!

[Quinarvy]

*solo with elephant noise, cause thats pretty cool*

[Blazez]

Super 2 Hour long solo appears...

[Rockbandfan23467]

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvv vvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin' ooooooooon aaaaaaaa pppraaaaaaaaayyyyyyer!!!!!!

[a21schizoidman]

(pig noises) rraaaaaannndoooommmm piiiggg!!

[supernova1324]

*breakdown*

[HeyRiles]

Smashing through the fountains
Smoking on some cigarettes
Feel the rush of power
You're rising with velocity
You fly high in the sky
With your fate feeling nigh
And you know that it's time
For the feeling inside!

*synth guitar solo for fifteen minutes*

[Alright_Computer]

DON'T CUT THIS, DON'T CUT THIS PIG

DON'T CUT THlS, DON'T CUT THIS PIG

BREE BREE! BREE BREE!

DON'T CUT THIS, DON'T CUT THIS PIG

[Rockbandfan23467]

I'm in a nightmare!

[a21schizoidman]

I got the power!!

[supernova1324]

THESE WOUNDS THEY WlLLLLLLL NOOOTTT HEEEEUUUHHHLLLLLLL

[Rockbandfan23467]

You're unbelievable!

[a21schizoidman]

weeee arrrrreee suppppperrrrrrr unnniiiiqqquueee!!!

[tridentgum0]

THESE WOUNDS THEY WlLLLLLLL NOOOTTT HEEEEUUUHHHLLLLLLL

You just combined DragonForce and Linkin Park. Can it get any crappier?

[a21schizoidman]

You just combined DragonForce and Linkin Park. Can it get any crappier?

Let's get freaky now. Let's get ****in freaky now.

And I'm about to break. I need a little room to breathe.

We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days. Through the fire and the flames we carry on.

(high pitched wine about how america sucks)

[supernova1324]

You just combined DragonForce and Linkin Park. Can it get any crappier?

I SEE THESE SHORTIES IN THE CORNER AND THEY START MAKlNG OUT

edit: ****ing ninja'd

[tridentgum0]

TAAAKKE YOUR PLACE INSIDE THE FIIIIIIIIIRE WITH HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I win. You can't get worse than Disturbed's vocals.

[Alright_Computer]

TAAAKKE YOUR PLACE INSIDE THE FIIIIIIIIIRE WITH HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I win. You can't get worse than Disturbed's vocals.

YOU NEVER SAID THAT IT WOULD BE EASY

*eurodance interlude*

THIS IS THE TIME TO LET YOURSELF GO
LORD PICK ME UP OFF THE GROUND
YOU NEVER SAID THIS WOULD BE SIMPLE
SO PULL ME IN AND TURN AROUND

I think I win.

[a21schizoidman]

"Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
Them with mountains"

[tridentgum0]

lF EVERYONE CARED AND NOBODY CRIED
IF EVERYONE LOVED AND NOBODY LIED
IF EVERYONE SHARED AND SWALLOWED THEIR PRIDE
THEN WE'D SEE THE DAAAAAY, WHERE NOBODY DIED

The winner made this post.

[supernova1324]

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YOU SUFFER BUT WHY??!?!?

[a21schizoidman]

because we suck!!

[tridentgum0]

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YOU SUFFER BUT WHY??!?!?

But Napalm Death is awesome. :eek:

[a21schizoidman]

and we are the fluffy pink clouds!!

[Rockbandfan23467]

Spooooooooonmaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quinarvy]

All my friends are epic dragons!

[a21schizoidman]

fluffy pink clouds and rainbows and butterflies

[sa_nick]

This thread has gone on way too long.