Get to know Lex better!

[kiggidykev]

Who is Lex's favourite Superman villain?
Der Lex Luthor!

What is Lex's choice in automobiles?
Der Lexus!

Who does Lex enjoy watching on WWF Wrestlemania?
Der Lex Luger!

How does Lex keep his spreadsheets in order?
Der Lexcel!

What city does Lex enjoy visiting in Kentucky?
Der Lexington!

What is Lex's favourite 90s science fiction TV show?
Der Lex Files!

How would Lex deal with suspending membership in a religious community?
Der Lexcommunication!

What is Lex's favourite numeral system with a radix of 16?
Der Lexadecimal!

How does Lex keep in shape?
Der Lexercise!

What is Lex's favourite dependable overnight laxative?
Der Lex-lax!

What ceremony does Lex perform to get rid of wayward spirits?
Der Lexorcism!

What is Lex's favourite line of 90s Robotech knockoff mech toys?
Der Lexo Squad!

[Cpt. Overkill]

*Bursts into thread*

Did somebody say... Lex?

[NoMoreVillains]

Let me try something.
What is Lex's favorite song on RB2?
Der Lexe by Lush

[topperharley]

What is Lex's favorite brand of printer?
Der Lexmark!

[gosox333]

What is Lex's favorite dinosaur?

Der T. Lex!

[NoMoreVillains]

What is Lex's favorite brand of appliance?
ElectroDerLex

[xXjAmEZXx]

this is a spam thread and wont get locked because it features lex's name

[iamtheddrman]

What is Der Lex's favorite PS2 sci-fi shooter game?
Der Lex-Squad!

What is Der Lex's favorite console?
Der Lexbox 360!

[RockBandRocker]

This is a great thread and should be kept open! :D

What is Lex's favorite '80's band?
Der Lextreme

[gosox333]

this is a spam thread and wont get locked because it features lex's name

Hey, you! Get back on topic.

[Rockbandfan23467]

Who's radio show does Lex listen to every morning?
Der Lex and Terry!

How does Lex get his flights?
Der Lexpedia Dot Coooooom!

[Baanu_Rass]

So...



he's Batman?

[jayou521]

he's Batman?
Der Lexactly!

[gosox333]

Der Lexactly!

http://www.instantrimshot.com

[jeccaneko]

What is Lex's favorite Village People song?
Der L-E-X

What is Lex's favorite Duran Duran song?
The DerLex

[bermuddy]

how does lex exit a building?

Der Lexit

[Der_Lex]

Let me try something.
What is Lex's favorite song on RB2?
Der Lexe by Lush

With Der_Lex Type Thing as my favorite DLC song, of course. That or Der_Lex Farm.


this is a spam thread and wont get locked because it features lex's name

People are being creative, having a good time, and are making me chuckle. That's three pluses it has over the average thread in large parts of these forums. Take your righteous indignation somewhere else, please. It seems a bit Der_lexcessive.

[afterstasis]

Take your righteous indignation somewhere else, please. It seems a bit Der_lexcessive.

thread highlight right here.

[Oscar-Rio]

Der_Lextreme thread is Der_Lexcellent.

[RockBandRocker]

What is Lex's favorite feeling in the world?
Der_Lexcitement

[Soratar]

I'm not witty enough to think of one up... my brain needs time to think.

I'll be bach!

[Soratar]

hmm....

what is Der Lex's favorite US city?
Der Lexington!

[bermuddy]

what did lex offer offer to the police after they discovered dead bodies in the trunk of his car?

der lexplanation

[RockBandRocker]

Who does Lex fear the most?
His Der_Lex-girlfriend


(yeah, that's not good at all. It was funnier in my head.)

[Wolfbeckett]

I, for one, am Der Lexcited to see more puns created in this thread.

[Der_Lex]

Who does Lex fear the most?
His Der_Lex-girlfriend


(yeah, that's not good at all. It was funnier in my head.)

It's more true than anything else in this thread, though.

And just to stay in the spirit of the thread:

What do you call it when Lex emigrates?

Der_Lexodus

[Soratar]

I, for one, am Der Lexcited to see more puns created in this thread.

This thread is Der Lext! (you know like the best?)

[Stewie]

What is Der Lex's favorite John Hughes movie?

Der Lexus Club!

[afterstasis]

OMG WHEN GUITAR HERO 5 COMES OUT AND SELLS A BAZILLION COPIES THlS FORUM WILL BE DER_LEXTINCT!

[RockBandRocker]

It's more true than anything else in this thread, though.


Well, it's Der_Lexcellent that I managed to make a post that you can verify. :D;)

[Explosion2]

What is lex's favorite action sports competition?
Der LeX_Games.

[Magnet]

How did Der Lex construct a new data point outside a discrete set of data points?

Der Lextrapolation!

[Bonez]

Hopefully, this thread won't get to the point where he becomes Der_Lexacerbated.

[Explosion2]

or der_lexhausted.

[Wolfbeckett]

How did Der Lex construct a new data point outside a discrete set of data points?

Der Lextrapolation!

Hahaha I thought this one was epic.

[RockBandRocker]

What does Lex use to put out a fire?
Der_Lexstinguisher

[Wolfbeckett]

What do you call it when Lex emigrates?

Der_Lexodus

Would that not also make you a Der Lex-patriot?

[Apples]

Because of his confusing and sometimes backwards forum posts, doctors decided to name the disorder "Der Lexia" after him.

[Wolfbeckett]

Why is Der Lex almost impervious to harm?

Because of his super tough Der Lexoskeleton.

[RockBandRocker]

What did Lex fear in school the most?
Der_Lexams

[Explosion2]

we really need to help set a good der_lexample to the new people who are joining because of the beatles game.

[Wolfbeckett]

One thing I can tell you about Der Lex, he has a ton of friends. That is because he is a very outgoing Der Lextrovert.

[Mystlyfe77]

How did Der Lex construct a new data point outside a discrete set of data points?

Der Lextrapolation!

Easily the best in the thread so far. But do you know what computer program he uses to analyze the data?

Der_Lexcel.

What does Lex do after school?

Der_Lextracurricular activities.

What's Lex's standing on these forums?

Der_Lexalted.

How does Lex make a problem worse?

Der_Lexcaberate it.

What do you call it when Lex overhypes something?

Der_Lexaggeration.

What type of tests does Lex take?

Der_Lexaminations.

If Lex was a viceroy of a province in the Byzantine Empire what would be called?

Der_Lexarch.

What are the mod forums?

Der_Lexclusive.

What's Lex's favorite band?

Opeth. ;) ...Lexactly

[RockBandRocker]

I think that if we put it to a vote, Lex would be found to be the Der_Lexiest forum member.

[Wolfbeckett]

I also heard that in his spare time Der Lex studies philosophy. Yeah, apparently his favorite is Der Lexistentialism.

P.S. Guys this is the best thread ever for serious.

[RockBandRocker]

P.S. Guys this is the best thread ever for serious.

This!

This is the best thread in Der_Lexistence.

[bermuddy]

what came out of lex's body after he ate too much?

der lexcrement.

[Explosion2]

Who is lex's favorite forum member?
Der_lexplosion2

[Wolfbeckett]

And I think we may have just hit the nadir of the thread :P. Kind of Der Lexasperating if you ask me.

[Bonez]

How do Lex's victims describe being hit with his banhammer?
Der_Lexcruciating.

[Explosion2]

my last pun was pretty der_lax.

[Soratar]

I posted this one in WAYDRN a little while ago.

Who ya gonna call?

Der Lexbusters!

[Explosion2]

Who is Lex's favorite Rhyming forum member?
Der_Mex.
(because their names rhyme?)

[Mystlyfe77]

And I think we may have just hit the nadir of the thread :P. Kind of Der Lexasperating if you ask me.

This thread will never go Der_Lextinct!


Who is Lex's favorite Rhyming forum member?
Der_Mex.
(because their names rhyme?)

That was Der_Lexceedingly bad.

[moose39]

Ooh man, these are great.

[overdriveguitarman]

hahaha!

Hey I got one!

What's....umm.........der........Der_Lexes Favorite Cereal! haha

Der_Lexfrostedflakesyum

HAHAHA!!!! er... wait...

[Bonez]

hahaha!

Hey I got one!

What's....umm.........der........Der_Lexes Favorite Cereal! haha

Der_Lexfrostedflakesyum

HAHAHA!!!! er... wait...

*facepalm*

The Der_Lexit is over there, move along please. :p

[Explosion2]

That was Der_Lexceedingly bad.
yes. yes it was.
I apologize.
*hides face and walks out of thread*

[RockBandRocker]

How does Lex usually do his bannings?
Der_Lex Post Facto

[overdriveguitarman]

*facepalm*

The Der_Lexit is over there, move along please. :p

What do you mean? :(

[HeyRiles]

This thread is Der_Lexy as crap

Der_Lex uses Der_Lextortion to get what he wants

[overdriveguitarman]

Der_Lex is Derconfusing.

Did I win??

[Mystlyfe77]

Der_Lex is Derconfusing.

Did I win??

I'm going to go ahead and der_lexclude you from this thread.

[RockBandRocker]

Don't go Der_Lexcluding Overdrive because he doesn't know what Der_Lexactly is going on.

[Bonez]

Don't go Der_Lexcluding Overdrive because he doesn't know what Der_Lexactly is going on.

He could definitely use some Der_Lexercises though, you can't deny that!

[RockBandRocker]

He could definitely use some Der_Lexercises though, you can't deny that!

True.

He does need to gain some Der_Lexperience.

[overdriveguitarman]

True.

He does need to gain some Der_Lexperience.

Will you Der_Lexteachme??

[Mystlyfe77]

Will you Der_Lexteachme??

Your posts are der_lexcrutiating.

[RockBandRocker]

Will you Der_Lexteachme??

I don't know how to Der_Lexactly do that and have you gain the proper amount of Der_Lexpertise.

[Bonez]

Will you Der_Lexteachme??

I am going to need several cups of Der_Lexpresso to deal with this.

[overdriveguitarman]

I don't know how to Der_Lexactly do that and have you gain the proper amount of Der_Lexpertise.

Darn_Lex

[HeyRiles]

TO THE DER_LEXTREEEEME! l

[Renrock]

This thread is nothing more than a Belgium knockoff of my ongoing joke many months ago with Mex in the Photo thread. (you may remember such great lines as the Mexcellence of Mexecution)



. . . Hey, does anyone know if the songs in LEGO Rock Band are gonna be Der Lexportable? :p

[HeyRiles]

Actually I think this thread was spawned when I said I had Der_Lexia

[Rockbandfan23467]

It's times like this I miss tags.

[Explosion2]

Der_Lex is a Rock Band Forum Moderator.
/thread
(because now you have gotten to know Lex better)
Reading through that post was Der_Lexcruciating, wasn't it?

[gosox333]

All the good ones have been taken....

Der Lexcept this one!

[back_blows]

How does Der Lex ship packages?

With Der FedLex.

What's Der Lex's fetish?

Der Lexhibitionism.

[bermuddy]

these are all terrible der lexamples.

[Soratar]

heres another one!

Whats Der_Lex's favorite shape?
Der Lexigon!

[Ellipsis]

These jokes are nearing their Der_Lexpiration date...

[Der_Lex]

These jokes are nearing their Der_Lexpiration date...

Are you kidding? There's still tons more in the Der_Lexicon!

[Soratar]

There have been just too man Der Lexcellent puns that its hard to come up with new ones.

[DethTung]

We've taken this to the Der_Lextreme.

[Soratar]

We've taken this to the Der_Lextreme.

That one hasn't been said before.

I enjoy eating Der Lexy Charms for breakfast. They are Lexily delicious!

[Cubecubed]

His favorite Marvin Gaye Song?

Der_Lexual Healing.

[Stewie]

His favorite Bush song?

Der_Lexy Things

[Jixzer]

Been workingout, check me out as I Der_Flex. When you see my mighty muscles, you shall Genu_Lex at my feet, crown my your king, your ruler, your awesomeness, Der_Lexcetera, Der_Lexcetera.

[DethTung]

Who is Castor's favorite band?

Why, INLEXS, of course!

[RockBandRocker]

Don't murder, or else you might face the Der_Lexicutioner!

[tridentgum0]

I know everything about Lex. I'm his favorite poster.

[Jixzer]

Who is Castor's favorite band?

Why, INLEXS, of course!

Well, I just learned that Castor's owners new favorite song is "How Der_Lex me now?" by Toby Keith.

(ooooh, I'm gonna catch hell for that one. :))

[Renrock]

Well, I just learned that Castor's owners new favorite song is "How Der_Lex me now?" by Toby Keith.

(ooooh, I'm gonna catch hell for that one. :))

No it's not. It's clearly "I’m Gone, I’m Going” by Lexly Roy.

[Jixzer]

No it's not. It's clearly "I’m Gone, I’m Going” by Lexly Roy.

No no no...it's "MasDer_Lexsploder".

[Soratar]

I know everything about Lex. I'm his favorite poster.

psh. you? I gave him a free DLC song, because I was in a Jesus mood.

[Renrock]

No no no...it's "MasDer_Lexsploder".

Topic over folks, we have a winner.

There is no topping that.

[Alright_Computer]

What is Der_Lex's favorite Beck song?
Der_Lexx Laws.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll have to Der_Lexamine the Der_Lexicon in the Der_Lexionary to find some more words that fit along with this very Der_Lexy thread.

[ExpertDrummer]

Who is Der_Lex's best friend?









Der_Lex.

..conceited :p jk

[overdriveguitarman]

Hey!

Guys, when I was playing Rock Band I played a song from hard to Der_Lexpert!!! :)

I played Der_Lex Chilton by The Replacements on Der_Lexpert Drumes!

[NoMoreVillains]

What sword does Der_Lex wield?

Der_Lexcalibur

[Demyx-XIII]

This one kinda sucks, but I'll give it a shot anyway.

When does Mr. Lex swing his banhammer?

When he's Lextra Der Lexasperated!

[DavidRS]

Der_Lex's favourite type of magic?

Der_Hexes!

(g, d & r)

[Demyx-XIII]

What is Lex when he's done his Lexcersises?

Der Lexhausted


What is Lex's favorite comic book series?

Der LEX-Men!

[lord of da sith]

What is Der Lex hunting to destroy spammers?

Der Lexcruxes!

[Avatar_Ko]

What does Lex keep in his wallet in case of a "late night?"

Der_Lex condoms!

[OakTea]

I wish I came in here earlier so all the good ones wouldn't have been done already.

/der_lexcuses.

How was Der_Lex made?
Der Lexual intercourse, obviously.

Dern't Lexpect that of me? Sorry. :o

For a more 'normal' one, what's Der Lex's favourite cuisine?
Der_Lexican! :D

Man, I'm Der_Lexhausted.

EDIT: Darn! Someone ****ing stole mine!

Er, sorry bout Der Lexpletive

[hawkofva]

What sword does Der_Lex wield?

Der_Lexcalibur

That should be the name of his Mighty Banhammer�™!

He Der_Lexcivated it from a Der_Lexstrusion of Der_Lexite.

[Jixzer]

Topic over folks, we have a winner.

There is no topping that.

Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week. :)

[Soratar]

That should be the name of his Mighty Banhammer™!

He Der_Lexcivated it from a Der_Lexstrusion of Der_Lexite.

Agreed, it would be Der Lexcellent!

[RockBandRocker]

All this Der_Lexcitment over TB:RB news is great, and the game is going to be Der_Lexactly what I thought.