Help Me Make My Beatles Menu!

[Greatwhitehype]

Ok, so I'm throwing a Beatles themed dinner/Rock Band-a-thon on the Saturday after the game comes out. Although cheesy, I thought it would be rather funny to serve food which I can name using bad Beatles puns. This is what I've came up with so far, can anyone come up with any more? Thanks! (if possible, see if you can work it around burgers and toppings and sides...I cant afford a smogasbord of different food. I'd love a lettuce one but I cant figure it out):

Entree

'I Wanna Hold Your' Hamburgers
'Happiness Is A Warm' Bun

Toppings:

'Mean Mr.' Gulden's 'Mustard' or 'A Taste Of Honey' Dijon Mustard
'Glass Onion's
Sauteed Green 'Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band'
'All' Tomato 'Now'
'Baby's In Black And I'm Feeling Blue' Cheese

Sides

'I Feel' Fries
'A Hard Days' Rice or 'A Day In The' Rice
'Sea Of' Beans or 'Let It' Beans

Drink

Dr. 'Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band' (reprise)

Dessert

'Nowhere' Flan
'Strawberry' Shortcake 'Forever'
'Honey Pie'

[Shrapnelwolf]

I've got to say, that menu is pretty pun-tastic. Did you know they almost called Sgt. Pepper Dr. Pepper, before they knew that was a drink in America? :p

That being said, as far as lettuce goes, you could do "Octopus's Garden Salad."

[HarrisonFan]

Dont forget Mayonnaise!
idk Maybe "Mayo thats what I want!

[harveyglobetrot]

That being said, as far as lettuce goes, you could do "Octopus's Garden Salad."

What about Lettuce Be?

[Shrapnelwolf]

What about Lettuce Be?
Disregard me, Harvey is awesome. :D

[Rich T.]

You could have Yellow Submarine Sandwiches. Oh, wait, that was in The Rutles. Heck, do it anyway. I love what you've come up with so far.

[harveyglobetrot]

Disregard me, Harvey is awesome. :D

Thanks! :)

For some reason I really like "Sauteed Green 'Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band'". It kind of has an absurd, Pythonesque ring to it.

The menu sounds really awesome (and hunger-inducing)! Hope everything goes well. If I can come up with any good puns, I'll be sure to post them.

[Zerobox94]

How about "Here Comes The Bun"?
If they need a knife how about "In my Knife", although that doesnt sound good haha. Here's one more:
Paperback Fryer (If you make fries lol)
These are bad but are worth a shot :p

[TheRollingBones]

Hey Harvey, it's not 9 days til TB:RB, it's 11. Oh, and nice menu!

[justin19954]

There are other timezones you know.

[ElvishSpirit]

NO YELLOW SUBMARINE SANDWICH???? Thats a shoe in! haha jk :p

Run For Your Iced Tea
Being For The Benefit of Mr. Coke! (Cola)
Being For The Benefit of Mr. DIET Coke! (Cola)
Please Please, More Chedder Cheese!

[harveyglobetrot]

Hey Harvey, it's not 9 days til TB:RB, it's 11.


There are other timezones you know.

Justin has done the heavy lifting for me but, yes, I live in Australia: it is 2am Monday morning here.

[DookieMan]

Hey Harvey, it's not 9 days til TB:RB, it's 11. Oh, and nice menu!

10. Technically, it's 9 days and 12 hours, but I'm just calling it 10 because I won't be able to get it at midnight.

Golden Slumbuns? Haha.

Ticket to Rice?

Haha, you should name the whole thing "I'm Happy Just to Eat With You."

Sgt. Pepper for Dr. Pepper.

[ElvishSpirit]

Omg, I just thought of this...

Hey Hotdog! :D

[HarrisonFan]

You Never Give Me Your Mayo

[Greatwhitehype]

Wow you guys are awesome--I love group think!

My top three submitted ideas so far are:

Mayo (That's What I Want)
Octopus's Garden Salad
Please Please Cheddar Cheese Me (I altered this one a bit)

Awesome...

In My Knife made me laugh out loud, good one

[Greatwhitehype]

Hey HotDog lol

[Shrapnelwolf]

Being For The Benefit of Mr. Coke! (Cola)
Being For The Benefit of Mr. DIET Coke! (Cola)
Or even better: Being For The Benefit of Mr. Sprite.

Also, yay, I'm in the top three!

I Want Juice (It's So *insert flavor here*)
Piggies (In A Blanket)
A Hard Boiled Egg

Coming up with these is far too much fun...

[Greatwhitehype]

Or even better: Being For The Benefit of Mr. Sprite.

Also, yay, I'm in the top three!

I Want Juice (It's So *insert flavor here*)
Piggies (In A Blanket)
A Hard Boiled Egg

Coming up with these is far too much fun...

Damn you are good at this...

I'm adding 'For The Benefit Of Mr. Sprite' and Piggies (In A Blanket) Ha
I cant wait to tell my gf all of the new ones I got shes going to be rolling

[k-mac]

- Hey Juice
- Maxwell's Silver Ham
- "Sun" chips "King"
- Get Back-Bacon
- Magical Mystery Toutons (toutons are a traditional Newfoundland food similar to pancakes)
- Baby You're a Rich Chocolate Cake
- A Taste of Honey Biscuits
- Norwegian Wood Oven Pizza
- What goes On your Pizza? (3 toppings of your choice)
- Dear Prune Juice
- Piggies Chops
- Rocky Road Racoon Icecream
- Birthday Cake
- Savo(r)y Truffles
- Hey Hotdog

[Greatwhitehype]

Lol----hliarious...some of those I cant use only because I wont be serving them. What I can use are:

'Get Bac'on
'Sun' Chips 'Kimg'
Maxwell's Silver 'Ham'
and perhaps the pizza ones if I need more food.

I also like the Rocky Racoon one--it made me think of
'The Long And' Rocky Road Ice Cream

I can definitely use that--I love rocky road

[Schultzy]

Drinks:
Hey Juice

Eh? Eh? Pretty good, amiright? :D

EDIT: Crap, I think I got beat to it.

[The5thBeatle]

Savoy Truffles?

Please Cheese Me spread.

Happiness is a warm soup

Fixing a bowl of salad.

Hippy Hippy Shakes. Chocolate and Vanilla!

Honey Dont Melons

Lovely Pita

For You Blueberry pie

Polythene Spam

Everybodys trying to be my baby-back ribs

[Chael]

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Mongolian Beef

[soup567]

Old Brown Soup

The Bacon of Bun and Burger

[iAmtheWalrus]

This thread is made of 100% win.

[Jorm]

I am cracking up at this thread. Great stuff in here. :D

[karaokefreak]

it's a little generic, but how about

Can't buy Meat Loaf
or
Loaf me Do
or
All you need is Loaf

The long and winding roast (beef)
Lucy in the fries with diamonds
Norwegian Food
Roll over beethoven :D
Oh Dar Ling (serve chinese food)
Polythene Ham
Day Dipper

[hannie3000]

This thread is delicious.

'For You Blue Cheese'?

I suck at this.

[ThePenguin]

Haha, I love Polythene Spam.
Is I Wanna Hold Your Ham been named?
Lamb rack Slicer
Hey Hey Hey- Ketchup?

[RMThompson]

Ok, so I'm throwing a Beatles themed dinner/Rock Band-a-thon on the Saturday after the game comes out. Although cheesy, I thought it would be rather funny to serve food which I can name using bad Beatles puns. This is what I've came up with so far, can anyone come up with any more? Thanks! (if possible, see if you can work it around burgers and toppings and sides...I cant afford a smogasbord of different food. I'd love a lettuce one but I cant figure it out):

Entree

'I Wanna Hold Your' Hamburgers
'Happiness Is A Warm' Bun

Toppings:

'Mean Mr.' Gulden's 'Mustard' or 'A Taste Of Honey' Dijon Mustard
'Glass Onion's
Sauteed Green 'Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band'
'All' Tomato 'Now'
'Baby's In Black And I'm Feeling Blue' Cheese

Sides

'I Feel' Fries
'A Hard Days' Rice or 'A Day In The' Rice
'Sea Of' Beans or 'Let It' Beans

Drink

Dr. 'Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band' (reprise)

Dessert

'Nowhere' Flan
'Strawberry' Shortcake 'Forever'
'Honey Pie'

DUDE, I am totally stealing this. Actually, if you PM me I'll post this menu on my videogame website.., or use AIM below.

[The Hungry Samurai]

I hope you're eating all your food with Maxwell's Silverware.

Other potential menu items:
The Salad of John and Yoko
Devil Dogs in her Heart
Drive my Car-rots
Everybody's trying to be my Baby Back Ribs
Love me Do-nuts
Nothing Shakin Bake Chicken
Piggies in a blanket
Rocky Racoon Road Ice Cream
Taxmanwich Sloppy Joes

[Wave57]

'Bun for your life'
'Lettuce in the sky with diamonds'
Here is a name.
'I don't want to spoil the party'
So I'll eat here.

[fuselage321]

Heres something funny:

If they need to be passed something, they have to say, Can you pass the _______ with a little help from your hands?

Wow, this sucks. I just realized that.

This really sucks!

[ElvishSpirit]

Anna (Go To Ham)....okay that was lame, I'm sorry.
Things We Said Mayanase (SP)
I'll Be Baby Back Ribs (If You have ribs)
I'll Fry(s) Instead
Got To Get You A Piece Of This Pie!
Kool-Aid-Di, Kool-Aid-Da
Your Mother Should Know...This (Recipe)

[dady5000]

The Ballad of Dog and Bun.

[beatlekorey]

Magical Mystry Meat

[Julio_Strikes_Back]

"Blisters on me chicken fingers"


that might repulse some people, ha.

[pan3kill3r]

Other potential menu items:
The Salad of John and Yoko


THIS IS THE BEST (next to hey Hotdog!)

[The5thBeatle]

Jello, Goodbye

Let It Beef

Ticket to Fried.......Chicken!

Here Comes The Sun Chips

Golden Cucumbers

"Birthday" Cake, lol

A Tast of Honey Nut Cheerios

Pretzel Twists and Shouts

I Wanna Be Your Man-wich

[ArchangelZero]

What about Lettuce Be?

Harvey, you are pure awesomeness.

[TheOzone]

A Day in the Lifesavers
Being for the BagelBite of Mr. Kite

[Zomba]

As a drink:
Coffee That Mate

[xXZeroOverrideXx]

Wow, sounds tasty.

[packerfan8675309]

While My Eye's Gently Weep Onions

(Your name)'s Silver Utensils

Piggies Delight

The Long and Winding Pickle

"Long Tall" Iced Tea

I am fully aware that some of those are extremely terrible.

[dady5000]

OOH OOH call the menu "Beatles For" Dinner.

[Rod_Stixx]

Great idea. Wish I had a party going on that day to do something like this for it, but I love the idea anyway.

[Askarathol]

Blackbird Berry Pie
Blue Jay Way Berry Pie

[Cliphead]

Meat The Beatles

[bek_____2]

Blue Jay Pie (blue jay is a bird)
Old Brown Brew
Eat A Pony
Long Long Long *insert long food here*. Or Long, long, wobbegong (a shark)
Mother Nature's Bun
And Your Bird Can't Sing (because it is dead!)
I'm Looking Through You (transparent food/drink)
It's All Too Much (big portion of something)
Sea of *fish/shrimps or something* (maybe soup?)
Mongolian lamb, Mexican bean, twelve chapattis and cream, [grooved] cooky spaghetti, Patagonian pancakes, gin (all mentioned in What's The New Mary Jane)
Young Blood
Nothin' Shakin' (stirred, not shaken)

Oh, and you need to serve octopus (sorry, I can't think of a name for that)

[liaminh]

Hamburg-ers

[psirocker]

McCartney/Wings

[liaminh]

This is actually a great idea. 09.09.09 is my wife's birthday.
Yes we're gonna party party. Initial menu ideas:

Sun King Chips and Dips
Please Cheese Me Spread
Octopus's Garden Salad
Old Brown Stew

Get Back Ribs
Hamburg-er w/ Glass Onions
Long and Winding Roast
Yellow Submarines
Lovely Pizza
Something

Wild Honey Pie
Savoy Truffle Flambe'
Strawberry Ice Cream Forever

Twist and Stout (beer)
Dizzy Miss Lizzy (punch)
LSD (j/k)

and of course, a "Birthday" cake

[ThePenguin]

Lovely pizza
Something

Hahahaha, I love those.
"So there's some Lovely Pizza from the Pizza Maid, and over here is... uhm, Something..."

[HocusPocus]

I'm a fan of desserts, so:

"Lucy's Mint Surprise with Almonds"

...and if lyrics count: "Tangerine Freeze and Marmalade Pies"

[samjjones]

Don't forget the "Do You Want To Know a Secret Sauce" for your burgers.

And the vanilla and chocalate "Hippy Hippy Shakes".

[samjjones]

How about "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Dill" dip for your veggies?

Make sure its 21 and over for the "When I'm MGD 64", too.

[IColinoI]

I'd propose a nice cocktail (martini based) and name it "Shake it up baby!" XD

[Greatwhitehype]

Savoy Truffles?

Please Cheese Me spread.

Happiness is a warm soup

Fixing a bowl of salad.

Hippy Hippy Shakes. Chocolate and Vanilla!

Honey Dont Melons

Lovely Pita

For You Blueberry pie

Polythene Spam

Everybodys trying to be my baby-back ribs

Wow, thats an impressive list...for real...you are basically the Beatles of puns right there. They are all good

[RMThompson]

I told the people coming to my Beatles party on Friday to bring a Beatle themed dish.

So far I've got:

Strawberry Shortcake Forever

Lucy in the (Apple) Pie... with Icecream

[DoctorTran37]

Nowhere Flan.... that is amazing.

[jay4428]

Rubber Sole

[colahead420]

'Wild Honey Pie'

[Neo84655]

'All My Stuffing'

[vcalzone]

Cry Gravy Fries or Chai Baby Chai
Why Don't We Do It a la Mode?
Do You Want Another Biscuit
I Fondue (Cheese So Heavy)

And now, to win the thread...
For You, Brew!

[Greatwhitehype]

Jus when I think there couldnt possibly any good ones left we get:

Cry Gravy Fries or Chai Baby Chai
Why Don't We Do It a la Mode?
Do You Want Another Biscuit
I Fondue (Cheese So Heavy)

And now, to win the thread...
For You, Brew!

Just awesome...ill be using 4 of those

[liaminh]

And now, to win the thread...
For You, Brew!


Good one!! :)

[slayer6669]

Oh! Pudding

Elanor RIBSby

ticket to rice

I want to hold your ham

wait a second that last one...

[l-o-t]

Okay. Best one yet. Well, I won't go that far...

Being for the Benedict of Mr.Kite!

As in Eggs Benedict! HA! I'm a funny guy.

[jvdrake]

Here is the front of the laminated lanyard everyone attending my party will be receiving:
http://www.stlsubbuteo.com/ofallon/jeffart/TBRB_pass_front.jpg

[HeadHunter67]

Too many pages to read right now - but has anyone recommended "We Can Work It Trout"?

[Sharaliin]

Thanks Everyone, here is my menu for today!

Appetizer

Piggy
Something
McCartney Wings
Magical Mystery Meat
Drive my Car-rots

Dinner

Sea of Fish
I Feel Fries
Lettuce Be
Its All Too Much

Desert

Rocky Racoon Road Ice Cream
Honey Pie

Drinks

Dr Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band
Kool- Aid - Di, Kool- Aid - Da

[madgette]

couldnt read all the posts...has anyone made an octopus's garden?

split a hot dog up to about half....cut 8 legs. throw it into boiling water for a minute and the legs curl up like an octopus.

use broccoli, carrots, radish, celery to make a garden

insert octopus. make sure he is in the shade.....

[Skexy42]

Or you could just do a whole menu based on Savoy Truffle...but you'll have to have them all pulled out.

[rad5brandon]

Sorry for gravedigging, but this is epic beyond all proportions known to epicness.

[TheRollingBones]

Sorry for gravedigging, but this is epic beyond all proportions known to epicness.

I second this.

[fuselage321]

I third it:D

[branan]

and I fourth it :p

[TheNew]

And I fifth it?....Wait that sounds stupid :(

[Gigli78]

Appies (Pu-Pu's)
---------------------

All You Need Is Spuds (chips)
Magical Mystery Soup

Entrees
---------

Rack in the L.A.M.B.
Sirloin City/ Steak Steak Steak Steak
Maxwell's Steak 'n' Ham'er
Old Brown Shoe (overdone steak)

Cocktails
-----------
One After 7&7
Strawberry Daquiris Forever
You've Got to Hide Your Rum and Coke
Within You Without Booze (Shirley Temple)
Til There Was Blue (Labatt's Blue)
Tell My Rye
Roll Over Beertoven

.... yeah these are lame.

[AmboMambo]

I Want Your (Sausage Roll)

Maxwells Liver Korma

Here Comes The Bun

Everyones Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Pancake!

Pie Baby Pie

The Fool On The Pill (thats if your party gets a lil naughty :$)

Lovely Pizza

Lucy In The Sky With Enchilada's!

[Kanaye]

Sorry for gravedigging, but this is epic beyond all proportions known to epicness.


I second this.


I third it:D


and I fourth it :p


And I fifth it?....Wait that sounds stupid :(

I sixth it. :p

Am I doin it rite? :(