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[bood-boy]

a new twist on an age old life lesson.

there once was a boy who enjoyed playing a video game called rock band, so he decided to go onto their website and sign up for the forums. he really enjoyed the forums, despite the fact people werent paying full attention to him. however, he was adamant on becoming a respected member of the forums. so he decided to take it upon himself to become a self proclaimed unofficial volunteer moderator. every post/thread that was in any subtle violation of the forum rules and policies, he reported to the real moderators. this became a daily occurance, even when reports were unjustified. in time, the real moderators became restless with the constant unjustified reports tat they began to stop listening to the premature reports. then one day a real problem came and the boy decided to report the post. and what happened? the real moderators didnt listen because they were sick and tired of all that users nonsense that they just clicked the X button at the top.

[jgosh]

A 1st grader could have written a better story.

[Daesania]

Burn7 Cake?

[bood-boy]

A 1st grader could have written a better story.

it was written so first graders can understand it. the demographic must be able to comprehend it.

[MrFruitLord]

Wait, what?

[DrifterUK]

Burn7 Cake?

I think you got in one

[Meatwad555]

Cool story, bro.

[jgosh]

it was written so first graders can understand it. the demographic must be able to comprehend it.

Is this written for the average 1st grader or one that is advanced. Be Specific.

[ffwarrior47]

Wait, what?

[overdriveguitarman]

I dun get it.

[MrFruitLord]

It would be funny if somebody flagged this.

[overdriveguitarman]

*reports* lol not really

[bermuddy]

awesome story. you should follow it up with the kid who plugged the dam.

[bmaninc]

I loved it. Hung off your every word.

[Renrock]

needs moar wizards

[N-Play]

Close this thread! Close this Thread!

[Lawdog1521]

So it's one of those tricky messages? Cause I saw this movie called Liar Liar and the message to that film was don't lie.


(Extra kudos to those that know that joke)

[hawkofva]

This concludes our test of the Emergency Boodcast System. Were this a real Emergency, detailed information would have followed the initial Boodcast.

This concludes our test.

**EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
*oooooooooooooooooooooooo*

[Soratar]

PHEW! He wasn't talking about me...

[Sarge51]

needs moar wizards

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[overdriveguitarman]

PHEW! He wasn't talking about me...

HAHA! We got you know!

[Neon-POP]

I read the first word and then I got bored.

[HeyRiles]

Remember kids - moderators know who reports the threads!

[Baanu_Rass]

Remember kids - moderators know who reports the threads!

It's not Crime Stoppers? :(

[The_Wurm]

hmmm, i wonder who this thread is about.....

:rolleyes:

[moose39]

Thrilling read, bood. One for the ages.

[MrFruitLord]

I still don't get it.

[kiggidykev]

I can't help but feel there is a hidden reference here.

[mimic]

Who is this about? Schizoid?

[HeyRiles]

You forgot to type out the ending, Bood -

The boy became a moderator later on in life. Hooray for happy endings!

[kiggidykev]

I love a happy ending :)

[pacifistWITHgun]

4/10. The comedy was dry and there was not nearly enough sex.

Good effort tho.

[Cpt. Overkill]

Who is this about? Schizoid?

It's about Burn7 Cake.

[HeyRiles]

I read sex in this thread and now I am interested

[mimic]

It's about Burn7 Cake.

Thank you.

[overdriveguitarman]

I read sex in this thread and now I am interested

Thanks for pointing that out Riles!

[Daesania]

Thank you.

i said it page 1 :P

[mimic]

i said it page 1 :P

I stopped reading your posts when you stopped loving me.

[overdriveguitarman]

i said it page 1 :P

Congratulations!!!!

You win squat!


I stopped reading your posts when you stopped loving me.

:eek:

[Baanu_Rass]

I stopped reading your posts when you stopped loving me.

Now this thread is getting good, it even has a scorned lover!

[Daesania]

I stopped reading your posts when you stopped loving me.

WHAT?! What are you talking about. You're #2 to Oscar, you guys can fight it out.

[hmxhenry]

When did everyone decide that the General forums were the cool place to snipe at other posters? There's been way too much of this lately.

Insulting threads meant to take a crack at other posters are just as lame as reporting posts for no good reason. Leave the drama in the sandbox.