satanic bands

[liljonatl]

ive seen so many threads for christan music so i wanted to start a thread for the peolple like me who worship them selfs since that is what the satanic bible is all about.
1. cradel of filth - Hallowed Be Thy Name
2.Dimmu Borgir -Heavenly perverse
3.Emperor- Thus Spake the Nightspirit

and if you have to do christan bands do zao and thats all

[Nickzilla]

Those would be awesome. I say for every "christian" song they get we should get a satanic one. As an atheist, and as someone who likes good music, 90% of all christian rock offends me.

[liljonatl]

agreed the only christan band ive heard that dose not force it down your thoat is zao other then that there is none

[HowardMoon]

You are an idiot.
Read The Bible again.
And go back to church.
You heathen! :mad:

[liljonatl]

You are an idiot.
Read The Bible again.
And go back to church.
You heathen! :mad:

i am sorry but please do not judge me for my religion this is my right i can choose to worship who i want. I never came in to your thread and said anything about yours if you dont like my taste or other peoples taste just leave it alone

[Nickzilla]

i am sorry but please do not judge me for my religion this is my right i can choose to worship who i want. I never came in to your thread and said anything about yours if you dont like my taste or other peoples taste just leave it alone

I think he was joking. I hope he was.

[liljonatl]

I think he was joking. I hope he was.


no he was not he one of the people that have been starting the christan music threads

[DeathShrike]

Down with Satan!

Whoops, I mean: I'M down with Satan! I would explode with delight if there was some Dimmu Borgir on Rock Band! Maybe some nice Rotting Christ, a little bit of Deicide, some Behemoth... lovely! :)

How about "New Faith" by Slayer? You know, I keep the bible in a pool of blood so that none of it's lies can effect me. Just thought I'd share.

[DeathShrike]

no he was not he one of the people that have been starting the christan music threads

Really? I find it very odd that a fan of the Mighty Boosh would be an evangelical. Strange.

[liljonatl]

deicide would be kool but Rotting Christ would be kool to but you if rotting christ is on there it will hurt there sells because just the name will offend people so i dont ever thank they will be on there but o-well i dont try not to offend people

[DeathShrike]

deicide would be kool but Rotting Christ would be kool to but you if rotting christ is on there it will hurt there sells because just the name will offend people so i dont ever thank they will be on there but o-well i dont try not to offend people

I know. But wouldn't it be wonderful?

[hmxsean]

Religious argumentz is the new console warz which itself was the new religious argumentz!

Please keep it civil in here on both sides. No need for anyone to demean anyone else. If it continues there will be thread locking, banning, and probably new rules asking you take that stuff to a different forum. Thanks.

[pntbllrspdr]

agreed the only christan band ive heard that dose not force it down your thoat is zao other then that there is none

There's plenty of Christian bands that don't force it down your throat. Of course each cd usually has at least 1 song that does. This Providence, Switchfoot, even Relient K. I was actually pretty surpised with Relient K's new cd. Alot of the songs are about girls

[RyanisaPWNy]

Those would be awesome. I say for every "christian" song they get we should get a satanic one. As an atheist, and as someone who likes good music, 90% of all christian rock offends me.
Disregard*

[SenRaq]

Wow, I guess they will make music about anything these days. Rock to what ever makes you happy. I have not heard of any of these bands, but hooray for you, if they get added.

Personally, people should be able to listen to whatever their heart desires. Is it my musical preference, no, but everyone makes their own choices in life, and that includes music.

Know your rights to RRROOOCCCKKK!!!

[Nickzilla]

I'm sure it's been suggested a billion times before, but how about Tenacious D for satanic music? I think Double Team would be best suited to Rock Band, and you can make DLC rated differently than the actual game it's for, so just say it's M rated DLC and it can be available in it's original state.

[Badosh]

uhm.no.just no

[Nickzilla]

No to M rated DLC, no to Tenacious D, or no to Double Team?

I said double team because it has a significant bass part (they even mention it in the song), I said Tenacious D because it's "Satanic" but isn't any sort of drum kit-breaking metal, and I said M because a song like Double Team would be hobbled by anything but M.

[wakko]

I'd really like to see some Venom as DLC.

[liljonatl]

Religious argumentz is the new console warz which itself was the new religious argumentz!

Please keep it civil in here on both sides. No need for anyone to demean anyone else. If it continues there will be thread locking, banning, and probably new rules asking you take that stuff to a different forum. Thanks.
i agree with you i am trying to keep this thread clean and not rude to any body but when someone comes in judgeing someone of the religion they should be banned are do you not agree? and thank that a someon should be able to bash me for my music choice or religion ?

[Clash77]

i agree with you i am trying to keep this thread clean and not rude to any body but when someone comes in judgeing someone of the religion they should be banned are do you not agree? and thank that a someon should be able to bash me for my music choice or religion ?

Christians have been getting bashed for over a thousand years. For someone that likes such heavy music, you sure do have thin skin. Besides shouldn't you be protesting a nativity scene since it violates your rights or some crap?

[Renegade1007]

OK. I'm Christian so of course I wouldn't download it...but thats the beauty of this game. ;) I don't have to download it.


Christians have been getting bashed for over a thousand years. For someone that likes such heavy music, you sure do have thin skin. Besides shouldn't you be protesting a nativity scene since it violates your rights or some crap?

EDIT: although I say ok to whatever floats your boat, I agree with parts of this statement. We get abused and shoved to the corner all the time now and days and get told to respect others religions...and yet ours is never respected..

[TheGreatKtulu]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6563/christianhelphl3.gif




...sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Clash77]

This would be more accurate, but I guess it wouldn't work for the sake of your little jab ;)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Worldwide_percentage_of_Adherents_by_Religion.png

[Sillygoth]

Still shows Christianity as the dominant religion, and Abrahamic faiths controlling over half of the world's population through dogma.

I'm still not sure how anyone of Christian faith (no matter which of the myriad of denominations you follow) can possibly feel discriminated against, particularly in America.

Being asked to keep your faith out of my life is really a simple thing. I don't begrudge your right to your God. I don't go door to door, asking people if they believe in Odin, and trying to convince them of how they're wrong, promising some form of punishment in the afterlife if they don't believe in my way.

I don't stand on a corner by a concert by say...Michael W. Smith, holding a posterboard, demanding that Xtians convert.

I don't hold a large coven meeting outside of a shopping mall declaring "Yule has become commercialized-The birth of the sun god is the reason for the season."

Not all Xtians do that...just a very vocal segment. That is what offends me. For a separate thread I started on the Satanic/Xtian music idea, check the "off-topic" area. That's what this thread has become-off topic.

[Clash77]

The point of the topic was that there aren't any Satanic bands in response to a thread about Christian bands. Then it turned into a Christian vs non-Christian thing. I don't want either in the game. I just want to play it without thinking about religion at all. Unfortunately I can't do that because the game forces you to complete songs that are negative towards Christianity. Posted on the other thread:

"Hand That Feeds, sure somebody could say it's about anything else in it's defense ("oh it's about his cat or something"), but anybody that can read between the lines knows what he's on about.

Edit: The problem I have with the song is that I'm a vocalist on XBL most of the time, so I actually have to focus on the words of songs. And it's very frustrating when your friends want to play it and you've got words scrolling across the screen that are basically saying "do you really believe" and crap. I just say it's not one of my favorite songs and skip it. They did such a good job picking all the other songs, I don't know why they threw that one in there. It's really annoying. There's no rule that says you've got to mix rock 'n roll with religion. Even without the subject matter, it's not even a very good song anyway, it's repetitive and boring. A couple more that aren't blatantly anti-Christian, but certainly don't put Christianity in a positive light:

Enter Sandman - Mocking a child's prayer
Say It Ain't So - "You've cleaned up found Jesus", this could be taken positive or negative, but the tone of the song isn't exactly positive. The phrase is kind of condescending.
Welcome Home - "You stormed off to scar the armada, Like Jesus played martyr, I'll drill through your hands". Another mockery of the crucifixion."

I'm not screaming that Christians are being oppressed, but the subject was brought up on the forum, so of course I'm going to defend my faith.

[khamasutra]

You are an idiot.
Read The Bible again.
And go back to church.
You heathen! :mad:

Just throwing this out there. But, shouldn't you read the bible again? Seriously. I mean I've never read it, but Judge not lest, yadda whoever? Oh oh oh, I have a friend that did some bible stuff, like church.. He doesn't believe in dinosaurs but he believes in this guy, gah can't remember his name.. Something about a cross, andyway.. Do you believe in dinosaurs? I mean we at least found dinosaurs, but the cross guy. Yeah I think he's still MIA.

[TheGreatKtulu]

Ok children, calm down. I was generally just being a smartass with the original graph I posted. Let us not forget, Satan is just a much of a Christian thing as God & Jesus. Two sides of the same coin, as it were. Of course, as an atheist I view that coin to be about equivalent to an arcade token or monopoly money, but that's another argument for a different kind of forum.

So, to get this back on topic... are there any satanic bands that would actually be playable without having a double bass pedal for the drums?

[Julio_Strikes_Back]

Christian rock/metal sucks just as much as satanist rock/metal.

[Julio_Strikes_Back]

Just throwing this out there. But, shouldn't you read the bible again? Seriously. I mean I've never read it, but Judge not lest, yadda whoever? Oh oh oh, I have a friend that did some bible stuff, like church.. He doesn't believe in dinosaurs but he believes in this guy, gah can't remember his name.. Something about a cross, andyway.. Do you believe in dinosaurs? I mean we at least found dinosaurs, but the cross guy. Yeah I think he's still MIA.
Saying Jesus didn't exist is like saying Pythagoras didn't exist. He did exist, the Romans kept very good records. But whether he's the son of God or not is debatable.

[Sillygoth]

Actually, it's not really just asking "was he the son of God", another worthwhile question would be "Is this Jesus the one they're talking about in the Bible"...see, there's a couple of very valid questions that archaeologists are asking in response to these amazing "Holy" land finds that xtians are miraculously making. They're somehow managing to find things that nobody EEEEVVVVERRRR found before, despite extensive investigation, and many secular scientists are wondering if they're not fabricating a certain amount of their "evidence".

A big one is the dates of the birth they're saying proves Jesus...see, Romans didn't count children as alive until they made it through their first year of life. Most of the time they didn't even name them until then. That was actually kind of a standard with most cultures around that time.

Also, apparently Jesus wasn't that uncommon of a name. It wasn't as common as say...William is today, but it's not as rare as many Biblical scholars/archaeologists would like you to think.

[Phrank-E]

Kissing Hank's Ass

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I
found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:

John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."

Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank,
and why would I want to kiss His ass?"

John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars;
and if you don't, He'll kick the **** out of you."

Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"

John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town.
He can do whatever He wants, and what He wants is to give you a million dollars,
but He can't until you kiss His ass."

Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."

Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars?
Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"

Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."

John: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"

Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..."

Me: "And has He given you a million dollars?"

John: "Well no. You don't actually get the money until you leave town."

Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"

Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money,
and He kicks the **** out of you."

Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the million dollars?"

John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."

Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"

John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."

Me: "So what makes you think He'll actually give you the money
if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"

Mary: "Well, He gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise,
maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty-dollar bill on the street."

Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?"

John: "Hank has certain 'connections.'"

Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."

John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance?
And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass He'll kick the **** out of you."

Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to Him, get the details straight from Him..."

Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

Me: "Then how do you kiss His ass?"

John: "Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of His ass.
Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."

Me: "Who's Karl?"

Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass.
All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."

Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank,
that Hank wanted you to kiss His ass, and that Hank would reward you?"

John: "Oh no! Karl has a letter he got from Hank years ago explaining the
whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."

From the Desk of Karl
1) Kiss Hank's ass and He'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
2) Use alcohol in moderation.
3) Kick the **** out of people who aren't like you.
4) Eat right.
5) Hank dictated this list Himself.
6) The moon is made of green cheese.
7) Everything Hank says is right.
8) Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
9) Don't use alcohol.
10) Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
11) Kiss Hank's ass or He'll kick the **** out of you.

Me: "This appears to be written on Karl's letterhead."

Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."

Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."

John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."

Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"

Mary: "Not now, but years ago He would talk to some people."

Me: "I thought you said He was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist
kicks the **** out of people just because they're different?"

Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."

Me: "How do you figure that?"

Mary: "Item 7 says 'Everything Hank says is right.' That's good enough for me!"

Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."

John: "No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides, item 2 says
'Use alcohol in moderation,' Item 4 says 'Eat right,' and item 8 says 'Wash your hands
after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too."

Me: "But 9 says 'Don't use alcohol.' which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says
'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."

John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes,
you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock..."

Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from out of space,
so it could just as easily be green cheese."

Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon was somehow 'captured' by the
Earth has been discounted*. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."

John: "Ha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"

Me: "We do?"

Mary: "Of course we do, Item 7 says so."

Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank
dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic,
no different than saying 'Hank's right because He says He's right.'"

John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking."

Me: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"

Mary: She blushes.

John: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else is wrong."

Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"

John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."

Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"

Mary: She looks positively stricken.

John: He's shouting. "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"

Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"

Mary: Sticks her fingers in her ears."I am not listening to this. La la la, la la, la la la."

John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."

Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."

(Mary faints.)

(John catches Mary.) John: "Well, if I'd known you were one of those I wouldn't have wasted my time.
When Hank kicks the **** out of you I'll be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass
for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."

With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.


Lon Milo Duquette

[CKarinja]

I have nothing against Satanic bands or Christian bands. I probably wouldn't download any of them, unless I personally like that song/band. I am a Christian, but I don't think this should be a thread to bash religions because of someone else's music choice or religion choice.

[Setsu102]

That's the best story I've ever read.

[Clash77]

You could do the same thing for Islam, Buddhism or just about any other religion that has a diety. The whole point of a religion is faith. Either you have it or you don't. There's no point in droning on and on about it.

[Sillygoth]

So, to get this back on topic... are there any satanic bands that would actually be playable without having a double bass pedal for the drums?

Assuming they either filled in half of the bass beat for you with the rest of the track, or if you built up speed enough with your foot, a lot of it might be doable. I have a couple friends who can do the speed that most people need a double pedal for. Granted, they're pretty good drummers, but it IS possible.

That being said, I'm not much into the uber-Satanic bands, beyond maybe some Venom or Vader. Cradle here and there has some great tunes/Dimmu Borgir is the same, but really most of the Satanic bands just aren't that musical.

[Rokkstar]

I wouldn't be surprised if this thread got locked do to all the flaming going on inside it.

[Phrank-E]

Assuming they either filled in half of the bass beat for you with the rest of the track, or if you built up speed enough with your foot, a lot of it might be doable. I have a couple friends who can do the speed that most people need a double pedal for. Granted, they're pretty good drummers, but it IS possible.

That being said, I'm not much into the uber-Satanic bands, beyond maybe some Venom or Vader. Cradle here and there has some great tunes/Dimmu Borgir is the same, but really most of the Satanic bands just aren't that musical.

My Rock Band drum kit has double kick.. I will try to run up some pics after the weekend.

Besides.. There is double kick in at least one of the Metallica songs as it is, and it is a game. They can always code just for every other kick. May seem unnatural, But so does the guitar :P

[dtlte]

Having satanic bands seems just as likely as having christian bands. As long as the lyrics aren't saying "hail Satan" or "praise Jesus" I can see both types being in the game. As long as the lyrics don't specifically praise Satan/God I think there's a good chance the band and song can appear in the game.

[jazz98]

the music doesnt have to be satanist it just has to be deathmetal/grindcore but then of course i dont no how you would sing that unless you knew how to pig squeal

[xHeLLraiserx]

LOL!!

Sure HMX will release songs with explicit lyrics. NOT!!!

GET A GRIP DUDE!!

[futant420]

2 bass pedals + 1/8 inch 2 into 1 adapter = double bass

[Rockbandfan23467]

The point of the topic was that there aren't any Satanic bands in response to a thread about Christian bands. Then it turned into a Christian vs non-Christian thing. I don't want either in the game. I just want to play it without thinking about religion at all. Unfortunately I can't do that because the game forces you to complete songs that are negative towards Christianity. Posted on the other thread:

"Hand That Feeds, sure somebody could say it's about anything else in it's defense ("oh it's about his cat or something"), but anybody that can read between the lines knows what he's on about.

Edit: The problem I have with the song is that I'm a vocalist on XBL most of the time, so I actually have to focus on the words of songs. And it's very frustrating when your friends want to play it and you've got words scrolling across the screen that are basically saying "do you really believe" and crap. I just say it's not one of my favorite songs and skip it. They did such a good job picking all the other songs, I don't know why they threw that one in there. It's really annoying. There's no rule that says you've got to mix rock 'n roll with religion. Even without the subject matter, it's not even a very good song anyway, it's repetitive and boring. A couple more that aren't blatantly anti-Christian, but certainly don't put Christianity in a positive light:

Enter Sandman - Mocking a child's prayer
Say It Ain't So - "You've cleaned up found Jesus", this could be taken positive or negative, but the tone of the song isn't exactly positive. The phrase is kind of condescending.
Welcome Home - "You stormed off to scar the armada, Like Jesus played martyr, I'll drill through your hands". Another mockery of the crucifixion."

I'm not screaming that Christians are being oppressed, but the subject was brought up on the forum, so of course I'm going to defend my faith.
Enter Sandman-We it's not a good prayer annyway. It's very decieving.
Say It Ain't So-In the song Rivers hears that his father or sepfather is clamming he's changed but really hasn't. Nothing Anti-Christian here.
Welcome Home-Citing an Example, if I say "You are wise like *insert wise person here*", is that an insult to said wise person?