Great moments in facial hair history

[newwaytodie]

In honor of Hmxsean's dedication to these forums, I have decided to honor him in quite possibly the highest manner there is.

The following is a culmination of awesomely amazing styles of facial hair. I hope this may inspire you all.

This, then, is the mark of the man, the beard. By this, he is seen to be a man. It is older than Eve. It is the token of the superior nature….It is therefore unholy to desecrate the symbol of manhood, hairiness.” St. Clement of Alexandria, 2.276

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/2/2f/240px-Ambrose_Everett_Burnside.jpg
This of course is Ambrose Burnside, father of sideburns and general badassedness.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Paulsr.jpg
That guy from american chopper... Ironically demonstrating a chopper moustache.

http://www.gameweb.gr/lordoftherings/photos/images/gandalf.jpg
Clearly, men of magical prowess know the true power of the full beard.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Henry_David_Thoreau.jpg
It takes balls to rock the neckbeard. Just ask Henry David Thoreau.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Nice! I used to have some pretty gnarly chops. But they were rather thick, and the workplace didn't favor them! But I'm working on growing the beard back out. Will post as growth progresses!

[WingsOfSteel]

This thread requires Dick Dastardly.

Curses! Nyeh heh heh! *twirls mustache*

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Longest beard ever recorded.

Hans Langseth
http://www.lib.ndsu.nodak.edu/ndirs/collections/photography/Folio131.jpg

[Raider87]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle2114.frontpage_thumbnail.jpg
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/photogalleries/beardgames/images/primary/beard1_big.jpg
http://www.math.uni-goettingen.de/klimanis/jpg/zz3-75.jpg
Also, when I turned 11.... that was a great moment in facial hair history....

[stickmonkey2]

this one's a facial hair classic: the hitler

[Elnino]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/Kra-ZClown/mustache_championship_09.jpg

The new hitler

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/Kra-ZClown/untitled-3.jpg

[DIEGOROBOT26]

I have awesome sideburns :cool:

EDIT: When I first read the title of this thread I though it was Great Moment in Facial History so I thought you shot a load on someone's face. Nice sliver lining though.

[DShizzle1029]

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l246/IodineX1029/ChinFRO.jpg T3H Chin Fro!!! (Thats my goatee, its gotten a lot bigger since the picture)

[beerman]

These are the most kickass sideburns ever:

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r88/jbeerj/sideburns.jpg

Ducks dig 'em.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Whatever. Those are young punk sideburns. I could show you what real "burns" look like. Where do you think Diego gots his inspiration?

[newwaytodie]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e367/newwaytodie/1170373928.jpg

[lithiumkc]

I see your bassist and raise you an addams

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/itt01.jpg

[tharshmetalUK]

I see your bassist and raise you an addams

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/itt01.jpg

Maybe lithiumkc you'll be old enough one day to grow some of your very own facial hair. But only if you're very lucky:D

[lithiumkc]

Maybe lithiumkc you'll be old enough one day to grow some of your very own facial hair. But only if you're very lucky:D

Awww aren't you sweet. Being that I'm 20 though, that day came about 4 years ago.

[tharshmetalUK]

Awww aren't you sweet. Being that I'm 20 though, that day came about 4 years ago.

Sorry mate it was a joke. We all belive u can get facial hair, honest.:)

[lithiumkc]

Sorry mate it was a joke. We all belive u can get facial hair, honest.

Lol.. i didn't take offense. Sorry for forgetting to add a smiley at the end. Here's four!

:) :) :) :)

[tharshmetalUK]

Good, aslong as theres no hard feelings.:)

[newwaytodie]

Oh, there's hard feelings.. HARD FEELINGS INDEED!

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Is this suppose to be a sexual innuendo?

[newwaytodie]

Uh, not unless you want it to.

It's more about the forum war between Trash and Lithium. But you know, whatever floats your tug-boat.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Tug Tug splat!

[lithiumkc]

Uh, not unless you want it to.

It's more about the forum war between Trash and Lithium. But you know, whatever floats your tug-boat.

Poo, i dont even want a forum war, I just disagree with biased ignorant opinions on rap :( zero retaliation from now on to his comments, i pwomise.

[DIEGOROBOT26]

Maybe I'll go for Samuel Jackson burns, that will score me some black chicks, never tasted brown sugar:eek:

[lithiumkc]

Maybe I'll go for Samuel Jackson burns, that will score me some black chicks, never tasted brown sugar:eek:

bahahaha... classy