Question: was this article written by someone here on the Rock Band forums?

[cherokeesam]

Got a kick out of this:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_music_snobs_protest

....so...did anyone here actually write this article? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure I've heard these same arguments more than once in the HoR forums....;)

[Plutarch]

That's hilarious. I love The Onion. It's got a point too. There are some Norweigan Death Metal bands out there that make Metallica sound like Elton John.

[fuselage321]

U wrote it.:D

Ok, not really.:(

[DrRock69]

i wrote it

[Flawless]

I wrote it too.

[Mushroom]

I wrote it and so did my wife

[G_tarRoCK3R]

The cake wrote it!......and it was a lie. :(

[maitee1]

can't see it...I am at work and it is blocked :(

[fuselage321]

MY BROTHERS UNCLES COUSIN FORMER ROOMATE WROTE IT.


See, I can do it too:p

[Xygnus]

"They could have at least picked an excerpt from Dream Theater's A Change Of Seasons EP to play at 120 decibels for 14 hours a day,"

OH MY GOD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


It'd be funnier if they played In The Name of God or Sacrificed Sons though. But the latter wouldn't work so well :(

[Rocket2Russia]

MY BROTHERS UNCLES COUSIN FORMER ROOMATE WROTE IT.


See, I can do it too:p

Spaceballs reference! +1

[fuselage321]

YaY! MY FIRST +1!!!!:D

[BuRn7 CaK3]

The cake wrote it!......and it was a lie. :(

Nope, Cake was with me the whole time. I would know if he or she wrote it.

[Young Bloodlust]

Hi-Larious! (http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/miracle_powder_turns_water)

Edit: Also, I don't like Glenn Beck either but, WOW! (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident)

[Runesmith]

That's hilarious. I love The Onion. It's got a point too. There are some Norweigan Death Metal bands out there that make Metallica sound like Elton John.

And then there is a certain Japanese noise musician who makes Norwegian death metal bands sound like Metallica.

[chumsicles]

And then there is a certain Japanese noise musician who makes Norwegian death metal bands sound like Metallica.

That would actually be perfect music to torture someone with.

Wouldn't work on me though

[Runesmith]

That would actually be perfect music to torture someone with.

Wouldn't work on me though

Same here. If that's considered torture, I'd love to see what they consider relaxing. :p

[ArmsAreLoud]

I didn't write this article, but I agree with everything it's saying. Our US Government would likely do better with some drone metal then with anything they've been playing.

[afterstasis]

And then there is a certain Japanese noise musician who makes Norwegian death metal bands sound like Metallica.

you mean an entire genre of japanese noise artists? japanoise is full-fledged and legit, bro!