The Insult The Person Above You Thread

[Raider87]

Credit to DragonForce Kicks for this thread....

GO!

[simscube]

I suck at insulting, and have nothing on you, but here it goes, has all of this money, but can't get a d*** camera!

Oh yea, first post! Lets hope this turns out like it did on the Guitar Hero Forums, it was awesome

[Eman311]

^ is a nobody at the GH forums

[Raider87]

^ Is a anobody in real life

[Eman311]

Has a god awful football team mascot in his name ^

[Raider87]

^ Refers to an NFL team as a "football team mascot"

[Eman311]

^Is too stupid to just put something clearer, for all we know its his high school mascot.

no one supports the raiders nowadays.

[Raider87]

^ Drinks semen

[Elnino]

Beats up babies.

[Eman311]

was dropped as a baby ^

[Super_Sonic]

^Drop kicks babies.

[DShizzle1029]

^ Likes men

[Super_Sonic]

^Likes Cock

[DShizzle1029]

^ Likes balls

[Super_Sonic]

^Likes it in the ass

[DShizzle1029]

^ Likes it in the nostrils

[Super_Sonic]

^Likes it in the ear

[Raider87]

^ Likes hairy women

[Super_Sonic]

^Likes bodybuilding women

[Supergeek]

^ Posts too much in this thread and needs to get a life.

[Super_Sonic]

^masterbates too much and needs a GF/BF.

[DIEGOROBOT26]

^ doesn't masturbate enough and instead spends his time finding the seven chaos emeralds.

[Raider87]

^ Had a dream he was raped by the members of Rush... which he no doubt enjoyed... he woke up with a boner

[Elnino]

Had a dream where he raped the members of Rush.

[simscube]

^had a dream that his mom raped the membes of rush, wait, that wasn't a dream, the proof that that realy happened is above

[DShizzle1029]

^ Achievement Unlocked: Fuggin Simscube's Mom and Busting In Her Eye 150pts.

[Elnino]

^Got mualed by a baby

[dark_maiden]

likes to **** XBOX 360's in the memory card slots

[Akaymay]

^Got Mauled by Ryan Seacrest

[Raider87]

^ Made sweet lovin to Ryan Seacrest

[beerman]

^has frequent E-sex with men posing as women on video game forums.

[Raider87]

^ Has frequent sex with a cardboard cut-out of Mark-Paul Gosselaar

[beerman]

^Has frequent sex with a cardboard cut-out of Al Davis.

[Elnino]

^Got AIDS from that dude in his avi from Saved By the Bell

[DShizzle1029]

^Porked Axel Rose in the eye socket for that avi.

[Phiromos]

^ has to have the word shizzle in his name to be accepted by his "homies"

[DShizzle1029]

^Has really bad pink eye

[Phiromos]

^ had sex with freddy mercury to get a spot in one of his concerts

Dsizzle-hahahaha thats a good one..i like that

[Raider87]

^ Went to prison for the free food and the anal rape

[Elnino]

^ Finds old people porn extremely sexy.

[lithiumkc]

^Stars in old people porn

[Raider87]

^ Stars in bestiality porn

[lithiumkc]

^Dropped on the head as a baby.

Seven times.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

^makes love to his cat (see above pic)

[lithiumkc]

Hey I WAS DRUNK!

^Touches himself when he buys GH 80's edition :)

[IbanezBassist_v2]

^ watches me touch myself while lathering himself up with KY....

[progROCKER]

^ If he was any dumber well, he wouldn't be all that smart at all now would he.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

^ gives KC the reach-around

[Grim_Reaper]

^ Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

[IbanezBassist_v2]

(Not really an insult)

I could give a **** less of what peoples opinions are of me, Especially on an online forum.

^ tries to get philosophical and in the process looks like an ass

Welcome to the forum

[lithiumkc]

^Tries to get philosophical but it makes his brain hurt :)

[WingsOfSteel]

Tries to get some, but he scares women.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

^tries to get some, but women scare him

[Raider87]

^ Richard Simmons' bastard child

[WingsOfSteel]

^IbanezBassist_v2's father

[IbanezBassist_v2]

^ Rosie O' Donnell's upper lip hair

[beerman]

^Rosie O' Donnell's vaginal lip hair.

[DIEGOROBOT26]

^Rossie O' Donnell's ass crack hair

[The_Wurm]

^Rossie O' Donnell's gooch sweat.

[WingsOfSteel]

^ Rosie O'Donnell

[DShizzle1029]

^poopoo head...

[Akaymay]

^ Is really terrible at making insults.

[DShizzle1029]

^Dookie brain (come on im going old school here)

[Rev0lver]

that's what she said.

[Elnino]

^Killed a baby because you saw the size of it's wang and got incredibly jealous.

[DIEGOROBOT26]

^Is explosive :(

[Rev0lver]

^killed a baby because you saw the size of it's vagina and got incredibly jealous

[progROCKER]

^ is almost as *** as the person who posts after this one.

[WingsOfSteel]

Just called Rev0lver and I straight. Wow, you are a master insulter.

And by "master insulter," I mean that you're less intelligent than the majority of inanimate objects.

[progROCKER]

hate to ruin the thread, but ^ nice one

[Raider87]

^ Can't beat GH on medium

[Smidget]

can't think of anything better than a myspace pic to use for his avatar

[Raider87]

^ Is too ugly to display his real face....

[Rev0lver]

^thinks he is black

[Raider87]

^ Thinks he's German

[Rev0lver]

i am german.

[Raider87]

^ See, proof... he thinks he's German

[Rev0lver]

^is jewish

[Elnino]

^ Got in one little fight and his mom got scared so he had to move in with his Aunt and Uncle in Bel-Air.

[Rev0lver]

^is sitting in the hospital as the victim of that fight.

[Tendoza]

Rev0lver has a big stupid doodoo head (dances)

[Akaymay]

^ Thinks Old, overused Bill Cosby jokes are funny (They actually are really funny!!!!)

[DIEGOROBOT26]

^Thinks that hat is cool

[Smidget]

^ thinks using simple bevels on pics makes them look hella tight

[IbanezBassist_v2]

^has DDR in his pro pic. No insult needed......

[progROCKER]

^ likes MCR and fallout boy

[IbanezBassist_v2]

And this documented proof would be where? http://www.redphage.com/smilies/flasher.gif

^ likes Ru-Paul

[DIEGOROBOT26]

^Has candy corn colored ****

[Raider87]

^ Gels his pubes

[IbanezBassist_v2]

^ braids his ass hair

[DIEGOROBOT26]

^Wishes he had enough hair to braid

[Akaymay]

^ Thinks that not having enough hair to braid is an insult...

[neverendingmuthrfuk]

^thinks not washing their hair enough, while playing with their hack-e-sack, and eating pita bread while listening to dave matthews band and playing frisbee golf just before jumping in to their jeep will make 'it' and individual.

[Supergeek]

^ Wrote out this long insult and then screwed it up by misspelling "an" as "and".

[DIEGOROBOT26]

^Wrote out this perfectly typed short insult that did no damage whatsoever

[Akaymay]

^ Is completely right (No need for an insult. I'm too nice! :D )

[senomar]

^Has a 2in. penis

[DIEGOROBOT26]

^Has a fire crotch :eek:

[senomar]

^Got lost inside Star Jones' vagina for 3 weeks.

[DIEGOROBOT26]

^Wishes he had gone as deep as I went into the belly of the beast

[Raider87]

^ Shaves his pubes and glues them to his face to expand his sideburns

[DIEGOROBOT26]

^Wishes he had come up with such a genius plan

[Raider87]

^ Doesn't realize I came up with the old pubes to sideburns trick back in 6th grade

[senomar]

^Broke his spine while attempting to suck his own cock.

[Raider87]

^ Mother broke her jaw attempting to suck my cock

[exitwound666]

^ his mom is the she in thats what she said

[fragpirate]

^ digs fish nets, marylon manson, and penises the size of Jolt cans.

[_LividRose_]

Had to have surgery due to the fact he couldn't get his head out of his ass...

[fragpirate]

^ had to have surgery to be capable of inserting his head in his ass.

[_LividRose_]

^makes confusing insults

[fragpirate]

^ has problems comprehending awesomeness.

[Raider87]

^ Has no problems anally cleansing boys

[fragpirate]

^ in need of an anal cleansing.
ill be there shortly.

[Raider87]

^ Doesn't realize I'm way past the cutoff age of 7

[fragpirate]

^ doesnt realise that the older the wine the finer the quality.

[Raider87]

^ Punkass biatch

[fragpirate]

^ ***er than the guy above him

[DIEGOROBOT26]

^Is a homophobic scumbag, god what is the world coming to?

[Daywalker69]

^Had to buy a camera with a extra-powerful zoom function to shoot his porno

(for ******s: HE HAS A TINY DICK)

[Blue88]

^ thinks Avenged Sevenfold is awesome.

[Daywalker69]

^Thinks Fallout Boy and Avril Lavigne are at the forefront of today's punk rock scene.

[fragpirate]

^ can not beat freebird on expert.

[Raider87]

^ Thinks he's awesome... little does he know.....

[Daywalker69]

^Still thinks Chuck Norris jokes are hilarious.

[fragpirate]

thinks fragpirate is awesome^

[Blue88]

^Thinks Fallout Boy and Avril Lavigne are at the forefront of today's punk rock scene.

Okay, I understand that sazying you like A7X was a low blow, but that crosses the line

^Will cry for weeks when he realizes DayWalker doesn't think he's awesome.

[Daywalker69]

^Actually thinks Enter Sandman is Metallica's best song

[fragpirate]

^will have a revalation that fragpirate is indeed awesome.
also had an emotional breakdown when threes company was canceled.

[fragpirate]

^Actually thinks Enter Sandman is Metallica's best song

^ thinks chocolate rain is a good song.

[Blue88]

^ is yelling at himself.

[Daywalker69]

^His ringtone has been the Peanut-Butter-Jelly-Time song for 6 months and he still laughs uproariously every time someone calls him.

[Blue88]

^ Hates baby ducks.

[fragpirate]

^ thinks my mother is attractive.

[Daywalker69]

^Doesn't hate baby ducks.

[fragpirate]

^ dances...

[GameWiz68]

^loves to hate baby ducks

[Blue88]

^ Doesn't think fragpirate's mother is attractive.

I really hope fragpirate's mother isn't dead....

[fragpirate]

^ beats off duck haters

[GameWiz68]

^yelling at me about fragpirate out of stupidity

[fragpirate]

^ Doesn't think fragpirate's mother is attractive.

I really hope fragpirate's mother isn't dead....

nope, just fat, ugly, and annoying.

[Blue88]

^Was convinced he was pregnant and belived it for 3 years.

[Daywalker69]

^Just had to buy GH: Rocks the 80s when he found out not only "Seventeen," but "Heat of the Moment" too were going to be included

[fragpirate]

^ never stopped beleiving.

[GameWiz68]

^just like your ego

[GameWiz68]

nope, just fat, ugly, and annoying.

just like your ego

[fragpirate]

^ over whelmed by frag's awesomeness.

[GameWiz68]

^crotch smells like tuna

[Blue88]

I'm confused.

^ Doesn't look both ways when he crosses the street.

[GameWiz68]

slaps donkey c*** all day

[fragpirate]

^ cant do summer saults

[Blue88]

nope, just fat, ugly, and annoying.

Okay. There are few things more awkward than making a your mom joke about a kid whose mom died.

^says bad words.

[Daywalker69]

^ Neglected to include "^," thereby admitting that HE HIMSELF slaps donkey cock all day.

[GameWiz68]

forgot to use ^ so suck a cock^

[fragpirate]

Okay. There are few things more awkward than making a your mom joke about a kid whose mom died.

^says bad words.

who said my mom was dead?

^ a sheltered child

[Akaymay]

JESUS this thread is getting almost 4 posts a second, I cant even post an insult to the right person!!

[Blue88]

^doesn't eat his breakfast every morning

[GameWiz68]

^has lame insults

[fragpirate]

^ cant keep up,

[Daywalker69]

^Austin Powers does turn him on, baby.

[Blue88]

JESUS this thread is getting almost 4 posts a second, I cant even post an insult to the right person!!

^ Once looked at Rosie O'Donnell for a whole minute.

I'm hoping someone posts before I say this about myself.

[GameWiz68]

looked at rosie o donnel for one hour^

[fragpirate]

^ thinks kojo is sexy.

[GameWiz68]

who the hell is kojo

has a smelly vag ^

[fragpirate]

^ probabley your real father

digs smelly vag's

[Blue88]

Performs sexual favors for men in exchange for beer money 12 hours a day, and loves every second of it.

[GameWiz68]

diggs in em and pulls out tuna^

[fragpirate]

^ cant drink beer cuz it gives him a tummy ache.

[GameWiz68]

is underage(me)


loser who cant tell time^

[fragpirate]

^ slave to time (i broke the chains)

[GameWiz68]

the chains were really strings^

[Blue88]

^Broke the law, maybe even MORE THAN ONCE!

[fragpirate]

^ wishes he could get with fergie

[GameWiz68]

is a mexican nobody^

[fragpirate]

^ is a mexican some body (thats worse)

[ANGYOU]

^ writes comedy routines for Larry the Cable Guy

[fragpirate]

^ actually says "git-r-done" in common convorsation.

[ANGYOU]

^knows Larry the Cable Guy's "material"

[fragpirate]

^ thinks that there are actually peons that larry's tendrils of horror do not reach.
no one can avoid it. its every where.

[ANGYOU]

^ has had his ******* licked by a fat man in an overcoat.

I got proof!

[Raider87]

^ Was the fat man in the overcoat

[Daywalker69]

^Knows because he was there

[fragpirate]

^ wacked off to the said ass hole licking.

[Rev0lver]

^is the singer of the band Thursday

[fragpirate]

^ actaully knows of a band called Thursday.
(ive never heard of them.)

[ANGYOU]

^is a lucky bastard for not knowing about said band that I don't wish to name. and judging from the avatar, doesn't hang around those people. (-> doesn't wish to insult fragpirate at this time)

^
^(above previous) should shoot himself for knowing about [band name]

[Rev0lver]

^is contradictory because he obviously does, as well, know of said band

[NirvanaFTW]

^ Doesn't know that rythm guitar will be in RB and insists that it won't.

[Raider87]

^ Dances naked in front of the mirror whilst he "tucks it in"

[Amy329]

^ dances in front of the mirror and wishes he had something to tuck in

[Raider87]

^ Has a 37 inch Penis

[Amy329]

^ has a vagina

[Raider87]

^ Worlds cheapest internet hooker

[simscube]

^blank sheet of paper, not a man nor a woman, no one will ever fill it in

[Amy329]

^ non existant girlfriend is his left hand

[simscube]

^host of amyshotlesbianaction.com
proof:
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t182/simscube/Untitled-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

[Raider87]

^ Host of Ilovebigblackpenis.com

[Amy329]

^ visits Ilovebigblackpenis.com daily

[Raider87]

^ Does anal on the first date

[simscube]

^does blow jobs on the corner of 5th and Stark

[Raider87]

^ Gives a free Hummer with every 3 blow jobs you purchase

[simscube]

^P. Diddy's personal sex slave

[Bobalicious93]

^P. Diddy's ex-personal sex slave

[ConsoleCoWBoY]

^ a member of "I licked Michael Jackson's Balls When I Was A Kid" club. =P

[howsh_]

^ wishes michael jackson would have licked his balls when he was a kid...or anytime really

[Raider87]

^ Wishes somebody other than himself would touch his balls

[howsh_]

^ like dirty sanchez's by Oakland's d-line

[senomar]

^survives off Portuguese Breakfasts' from his dog and sister.

[Raider87]

^ Fire crotch

[The_Wurm]

< doesn't have anything to say about fire crotch.... ^got **** all over his ****ty **** dick

[battle_axe_of_doom]

how about his monstrous insult

u guyz r homoz

[fried_blowney]

My dog has a face that looks like battleaxe, so I shaved its ass and taught it to walk backwards.

[neverendingmuthrfuk]

^touches his dogs ass on the daily so shaving it was no problem.

[Akaymay]

^ Never stops F#$%ing his mother, according to your Username.

[neverendingmuthrfuk]

^never stops having a sexual identity crisis, according to your user pic.

[gh2masterwellalmost]

^touches his dogs ass on the daily so shaving it was no problem.

^ Stalks the dog ass toucher for thrills at night

[battle_axe_of_doom]

^ that guy is a deucebag

[gh2masterwellalmost]

^ that guy is a deucebag

(going off topic)

Haha, although thats a nice insult to me, its also an insult/reference to a certain person/thread. :D

Nice one dude. Thats too good for me to follow :)

[battle_axe_of_doom]

ya i was trying to be clever rather than actually insulting you :cool:

[gh2masterwellalmost]

ya i was trying to be clever rather than actually insulting you :cool:

You succeeded :D

I still think the only cool thing I said was this, when you had to come up with custom bonus songs (puns basically) for the different consoles




Xbox 360 - Through the Fire and the Flames - DragonForce

Wii = All the Small Things - Blink 182

PS3 = Time is Running Out - Muse



Shows how cool I am :rolleyes: haha

[Dragonforce_kicks]

Is butt buddies with battle axe of doom

[battle_axe_of_doom]

^ listens to power metal lulz

[Tendoza]

Has 7 vowels in his name, WHAT A LOSER!

[battle_axe_of_doom]

wtf i just noticed that.... my god WUT HAVE I DONE

[tharshmetalUK]

^secretly listens to britany spears and backstreet boys when nobody else is around

[battle_axe_of_doom]

^ that guy is actually from america

[tharshmetalUK]

^Is the campest homosexual on the planet who lusts after Leo Dicaprio

[Joigga]

^ has tharsh insted of thrash

[tharshmetalUK]

^ Loves the colour pink so much its now his hair colour.

[battle_axe_of_doom]

^ wears pink pants

[tharshmetalUK]

^Sometimes wishes he was Jar Jar Binks

[battle_axe_of_doom]

^ he IS ja jar brinks

[tharshmetalUK]

^drinks his own wee coz he thinks its good for him. Only the yellow wee though.

[FallenAce]

^drinks his own wee coz he thinks its good for him. Only the yellow wee though.
^pees blue

(That means you have syphilis)

[IErrantVentureI]

^Pees rainbow.

[Elnino]

^Drinks said pee.

[blue_dragonzero]

^Pees every two hours

(Might want to get that checked out)

[GrenadeJumper]

His mamma is a horse and his dad is a zebra! ^

[Raider87]

His mom is his sister and so is his dad!

[Saltines]

His mom is his sister and so is his dad!

Just gave up all proof of that foursome he claims to have had.

[Tendoza]

Just gave up all proof of that foursome he claims to have had.
Nice Rhyme!!!






(looks at thread title)






............jerk

[MotleyPriest111]

Can not DO A BARREL ROLE!!!

[tharshmetalUK]

^Is a trainee Mime in his spare time.

[MotleyPriest111]

Is probably a phony if not left handed judging by his pic.

[no_direction_home]

^molests donkeys

[Raider87]

^ Molests handicapped kids at the zoo

[battle_axe_of_doom]

^ is a handicapped kid at a zoo

[Raider87]

^ wants to molest me

[beerman]

^thinks Eddie Vedder is hot.

[Jixzer]

^Let his 12 y/o gf pick his avatar (yea, yea...another avatar joke)

[Joigga]

^If You Change The X To A Z In Jixzer You Get Something Else