Twilight fangirls have reached a new... wtf?!

[ffwarrior47]

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

All i can say after reading through some of these is: "/facepalm"

[Gowienczyk]

I'm too terrified to click the hyperlink.

[Sarge51]

I'd kill myself if I knew I couldn't ignore things like this.

[kiggidykev]

Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT

Haha man, I feel bad for that dude.

[Mega-Tallica]

Just reading the URL makes me cringe.

[ffwarrior47]

Today, as in every day, when I reread all of the Twilight books, I will cry, and when my boyfriend walks in the room I will intentionally start a fight with him & yell at him for "not being Edward Cullen". He knows now not to come in the room while I'm reading. MLIT

I hope that isn't real...

[DrifterUK]

The first one when I clicked on the link was about 4chan mocking them

4chan doesnt seem as bad anymore

[Sarge51]

Today, as in every day, when I reread all of the Twilight books, I will cry, and when my boyfriend walks in the room I will intentionally start a fight with him & yell at him for "not being Edward Cullen". He knows now not to come in the room while I'm reading. MLIT

;|

Damn, ninja'd

[RockBandRocker]

Thanks for the link! I posted there. :D

[Wolfbeckett]

Hopefully these girls grow up soon. They can get away with this now when they are teenagers but most adult dudes aren't going to put up with that kind of crap. No joke, if a girlfriend yelled at me for "not being Edward" I would break up with her then and there, no further discussion.

[j_dub_rules]

Twilight is worse for the world than H1N1

[RockBandRocker]

I like this one:


there's a guy in my college math class that scares the crap out of me. I'm pretty sure he's actually insane. we're friends now because we wore a Team Edward shirt to class one day and I couldn't help but to talk to him. he still scares me. MLIT

[Mega-Tallica]

Hopefully these girls grow up soon. They can get away with this now when they are teenagers but most adult dudes aren't going to put up with that kind of crap. No joke, if a girlfriend yelled at me for "not being Edward" I would break up with her then and there, no further discussion.

I'd break up with a girl if she even liked that god awful movie.

I'm tired of my cousing talking about how great it is, it makes me sick.

[kiggidykev]

A lot of the comments are making me laugh because they really don't have much to do with being a fan of Twilight at all

[Sarge51]

I like this one:

That one actually sounds like a pedophile that's trying attract a young girl with a "team edward" shirt, and it actually worked.

But that's just what I was thinking. :p

[RockBandRocker]

This is great:


My boyfriend refuses to watch the Twilight movies with me.... he says it would be like watching me cheat on him. MLIT

[j_dub_rules]

Since finishing my University degree in Literature this past summer, i have only read Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn/Midnight Sun. (x4) Today, i realise that i have enjoyed this series more than any of the novels i spent three years and £10,000 to study at University. MLIT!

Right....

[DrifterUK]

I loved the comment on this

For my 17th birthday I went around asking people to ask how old I was so I could do the "How old are you?" thing from twilight. Everytime I did, I giggled and started saying "I'm a vampire! RAWR!" People stared. I don't care. (: MLIT

The comment was

You need to be hit with a bat, and not the kind that fly.

[RockBandRocker]

Awesome:


I'm so obsessed with Twilight that I made my husband buy me an Amazon Kindle so that I can have all of my Twilight books in e-book format and read them any time without having to lug around four huge books.

[j_dub_rules]

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I grabbed his manly p**** in my hands and screamed, as he bit my neck. I felt the vibrations running through my body and truly believed I was becoming a vampire. He then said "Never leave me, Bella". MLIT

????

[RockBandRocker]

This is great:


i started wearing cute nighties to bed so i look hot in case a sexy vampire or hunky werewolf sneaks into my room in the middle of the night. MLIT

[afterstasis]

world war 3 couldn't possibly come soon enough.

[Gowienczyk]

????

Some peoples fetishes, lawl.

[Mega-Tallica]

This is great:

That's a little creepy...

[ffwarrior47]

world war 3 couldn't possibly come soon enough.

I have a feeling this new upcoming decade will be terrible.

[Sarge51]

I loved the comment on this


The comment was

17? Isn't she a little old to be acting like she's 14?

Nice comment.

[kiggidykev]

This Twilight fad continues to baffle and astound me.

[Wolfbeckett]

world war 3 couldn't possibly come soon enough.

LOL excellent. Could not agree more sir, kudos!

[j_dub_rules]

Today I got into a fist fight with my best friend because she said Remus Lupin was a better wearwolf than Jacob Black. She gave me a black eye and broke my finger and I gave me a fat lip... I think we know who won! MLIT.

I've read enough on that site for now. My Life Is Tragic is a better name for the site, these people are insane, or some variation of it

[Sarge51]

This Twilight fad continues to baffle and astound me.

It'll be over in a couple of years, don't worry. The kids will grow up, the books will die and the kids who enjoyed them will hopefully realize how bad the books were and kick themselves for acting so immature.

Or Stephanie Meyer will milk the franchise like crazy for the next decade or create a new franchise that's all to similar to Twilight. or worse... make a TV series.

[a21schizoidman]

world war 3 couldn't possibly come soon enough.

Twilight fans vs non-fans? i'm in, here, have a grenade

[Sarge51]

I've read enough on that site for now. My Life Is Tragic is a better name for the site, these people are insane, or some variation of it

What? ...What does that even...

You're right, these people are insane.

[Mega-Tallica]

The comments that you guys are posting are quite disturbing. I don't see how any person in their right mind could act like this.

[Gowienczyk]

Or Stephanie Meyer will milk the franchise like crazy for the next decade or create a new franchise that's all to similar to Twilight. or worse... make a TV series.

Don't we already have the CW's Vampire Diaries? Please, I don't want another version of that.

[Mega-Tallica]

Don't we already have the CW's Vampire Diaries? Please, I don't want another version of that.

True Blood is easily the best vampire TV series to ever air.

[Sarge51]

True Blood is easily the best vampire TV series to ever air.

-cough- Buffy -cough-

But yeah, True Blood is great. :D

[j_dub_rules]

From all I've gathered from the bits and pieces about the books, the Edward guy treats the girl like crap, the other guy doesn't, and yet she chooses the Edward guy. And women like this? So women are saying to guys treat us like crap, just look pretty and be sorry and its all good? They must be insane to like something like this

[Gowienczyk]

True Blood is easily the best vampire TV series to ever air.

I would have to agree, that and if you count Angel of course.

[Sarge51]

Well come on, Edward is SOOO sexy. >_>

-cough- not -cough-

[clashcityrocker10]

Today I got into a fist fight with my best friend because she said Remus Lupin was a better wearwolf than Jacob Black. She gave me a black eye and broke my finger and I gave me a fat lip... I think we know who won! MLIT.

I've read enough on that site for now. My Life Is Tragic is a better name for the site, these people are insane, or some variation of it

The bolded part confuses me. She gave herself a fat lip?

I didn't click on the link... but what I've seen here made me a little more sick than I already am.

[ffwarrior47]

From all I've gathered from the bits and pieces about the books, the Edward guy treats the girl like crap, the other guy doesn't, and yet she chooses the Edward guy. And women like this? So women are saying to guys treat us like crap, just look pretty and be sorry and its all good? They must be insane to like something like this

That is indeed basically it.

[killer_roach]

All I can think of is this article I found thanks to Instapundit the other day:

http://www.bspcn.com/2009/11/25/top-20-unfortunate-lessons-girls-learn-from-twilight/

[Sarge51]

Don't forget "sneak into my room and stalk me while I am sleeping". Apparently chicks love that.

[Wolfbeckett]

True Blood is easily the best vampire TV series to ever air.

I have to give the nod to Buffy too but True Blood is definitely an excellent show. I think what gives Buffy the edge is that the main actress in True Blood is really spotty with her performance, sometimes she is awesome and other times she is terrible, whereas the whole cast of Buffy was awesome 100% of the time.

[RockBandRocker]

Aww...how romantic:


My Twilight obsession has rubbed off on my husband. After taking me to the midnight showing of New Moon, he told me that if I bought him a t-shirt with "Got Bella?" on it he'd wear it to see Eclipse in June. The next morning, he told me he had a dream that he was a vampire. He's sooo my Edward!!!

[a21schizoidman]

i think what we all need to do is avoid the series and the fans as much as possible, in hopes of it dying off soon, in 5 years, if it is still going strong, we go destroy some stuff

[kiggidykev]

All I can think of is this article I found thanks to Instapundit the other day:

http://www.bspcn.com/2009/11/25/top-20-unfortunate-lessons-girls-learn-from-twilight/

Oh damn, I'd like to read that based on the URL but it's blocked at school here. I'm going to make a note to check this thread when I get home.

[j_dub_rules]

In the ninth grade biology class I teach, there is a boy named Ed and a girl named Bella. I have paired them up for every lab assignment we have had so far in this year in hopes that they will get together. I even asked my supervisors permission to hold a blood testing day. MLIT

Christ almighty, you think it can't get worse, then it does

[kiggidykev]

Take the stories on that site with a grain of salt. It seems they were "invaded" recently according to the main page :)

[a21schizoidman]

Christ almighty, you think it can't get worse, then it does

that deserves this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaeCvdZtsgo)

[Mega-Tallica]

Christ almighty, you think it can't get worse, then it does

I find that one extremely hard to believe. Ask for a blood test? Come on...

[Gowienczyk]

I have to give the nod to Buffy too but True Blood is definitely an excellent show. I think what gives Buffy the edge is that the main actress in True Blood is really spotty with her performance, sometimes she is awesome and other times she is terrible, whereas the whole cast of Buffy was awesome 100% of the time.

I don't agree. I always thought Gellar was a horrible actress.

[bermuddy]

my GF asked me to glue glitter to my chest so i sparkle when i take my shirt off.

[RockBandRocker]

This is SOOOOOOOOO true :D

"If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence."

[j_dub_rules]

that deserves this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaeCvdZtsgo)

Owww lol that must have hurt.

What is it about 13-17 year old girls that makes them eat this crap up? It's probably why Taylor Swift is so popular. Sing songs about boys treating you bad, but you still love them because they're pretty.

[Wolfbeckett]

Take the stories on that site with a grain of salt. It seems they were "invaded" recently according to the main page :)

I knew there was a good reason for 4chan to exist besides downloading some good anime wallpapers.

[RockBandRocker]

my GF asked me to glue glitter to my chest so i sparkle when i take my shirt off.

Do it!

[a21schizoidman]

I find that one extremely hard to believe. Ask for a blood test? Come on...

yeah, that teacher must want them to get together, have him stalk her for a while, make some other guy fall for her so she can break his heart, then have her get knocked up right out of high school by her stalker, and when she gives birth, he cuts her open to get the baby out, and the guy who she broke the heart of (who, like, rapes her with her boyfriend outside earlier on), falls in love with the baby and becomes a pedophile (he can be played by the Vikings coach actually)

[RockBandRocker]

This is also true :D

"Boys who leave you always come back. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves."

[a21schizoidman]

Owww lol that must have hurt.

What is it about 13-17 year old girls that makes them eat this crap up? It's probably why Taylor Swift is so popular. Sing songs about boys treating you bad, but you still love them because they're pretty.

nah, it didn't hurt

and it's the problem with all girls today, even ones in their 20s, they just follow the media and want guys who look good, even if they treat them like crap, like this girl i went to high school with, she kept going after these guys who treated her like crap, made her do things she really didn't want to do, but kept going after them anyways because they looked good, meanwhile other guys who basically worship the ground she walked on, but she paid no attention to them

[Sarge51]

I won't be surprised if the next generation of boys will all be homosexuals.

[j_dub_rules]

The worst part of all is that this will only intensify when the next POS movie comes out next summer. I wonder if the hack writer of the books is already writing another 4 sequels to cash in

[Kidmitt]

Today, after me and my boyfriend... *ahem*, he got up and asked me if he was my Edward. I said HELL YES, but was worried he saw my other post that said I had a Jacob in my life. lolol He didn't, I was relieved. MLIT.

There are so many things wrong with the people on this site I can't even count them.

[Wolfbeckett]

I won't be surprised if the next generation of boys will all be homosexuals.

No but I think we can definitely count on an increase of abusive asshats who stalk and mistreat women constantly, since that's apparently what girls actually want (of course that's been known since before Twilight).

[bermuddy]

meanwhile other guys who basically worship the ground she walked on, but she paid no attention to them

no woman wants that.

i get what youre trying to say, but ideally a woman wants a partner. if it gets to the point where you "worship" the girl, she will never respect you because she doesnt see you as an equal.

[Jglaubman]

The worst part of all is that this will only intensify when the next POS movie comes out next summer. I wonder if the hack writer of the books is already writing another 4 sequels to cash in

Wait... next summer as in 2011? Or 2010? I can't take another Twilight movie this summer.

[davidshek]

From all I've gathered from the bits and pieces about the books, the Edward guy treats the girl like crap, the other guy doesn't, and yet she chooses the Edward guy.

Well, uh, no, that's not really what happens in the books.


I find that one extremely hard to believe. Ask for a blood test? Come on...

That's not that unusual. We did that in my high school biology class, when we were learning about blood typing. Took drops of our own blood and tested them for our blood type.

[j_dub_rules]

2010, yup this crap simply will not go away anytime soon

[bood-boy]

I won't be surprised if the next generation of boys will all be homosexuals.

hence the reason why i dont want children. cursed either way these days.

[RockBandRocker]

Wait... next summer as in 2011? Or 2010? I can't take another Twilight movie this summer.

"Eclipse" comes out in June 2010!!

I've already begun the countdown. :D

[Cubecubed]

"Eclipse" comes out in June 2010!!

I've already begun the countdown. :D

You used to be cool,man!!!

[Sarge51]

How many books are there? :/

[Gowienczyk]

Does it really matter?

[j_dub_rules]

Too many

[bermuddy]

4 books. you're halfway there.

[RockBandRocker]

You used to be cool,man!!!

I am cool.

I can enjoy Coheed and Cambria and the Twilight Saga equally. I'm an equal opportunity fan. :D



How many books are there? :/

4, with a 5th unpublished.

[Sarge51]

Too many

There's only 3 or 4, right?

Didn't she stop writing one of them because she got pissed off at some people, or something?

[Cubecubed]

what makes this even worse for me, is that books are terribly written. if these were books with good writing and quality plots,i could probably stand this. But seriously,these books read like they were written by a 7th grader.

[bermuddy]

the 5th one will chronicle edward's time alone in europe.

[RockBandRocker]

4 books. you're halfway there.

Don't forget "Midnight Sun".

It has yet to be completed/published because it was leaked on the internet and pissed off the author.

It's basically "Twilight" re-told from Edward's point of view and explains his motivations and what he did in the months he ignored Bella.

[Cubecubed]

I am cool.

I can enjoy Coheed and Cambria and the Twilight Saga equally. I'm an equal opportunity fan. :D
.

You embarrass the Children of the Fence with your Twilight Fandom!!!

[j_dub_rules]

4 I guess for now. I can't believe she won't try to cash in with how popular this crap is now. She'd be foolish not to exploit these people.

[Sarge51]

the 5th one will chronicle edward's time alone in europe.

/wrists

[RockBandRocker]

the 5th one will chronicle edward's time alone in europe.

Alaska, actually.

It's the time he vanished in "Twilight" for a number of months.

[bermuddy]

he's a vampire, you moron! blood will attract him to you!

[Gowienczyk]

The most aggravating thing to me is someone actually published these abominations.

[Cubecubed]

4 I guess. For now, I can't believe she won't try to cash in with how popular this crap is now. She'd be foolish not to exploit these people.

i heard somebody compare these books to the Harry Potter Books the other day. it made me RAGE,because the Harry Potter books are actually quite good.

[Baanu_Rass]

Oh damn, I'd like to read that based on the URL but it's blocked at school here. I'm going to make a note to check this thread when I get home.


1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence.

2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.

3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.

4. If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.

5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling you he will never see you again), it is because he loves you so much he will suffer just to keep you safe.

6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up.

7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even more romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.

8. Boys who leave you always come back.

9. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.

10. Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something.

11. You should use said male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical or technical.

12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do.

13. Car theft in the service of love is acceptable.

14. If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.

15. Men can be changed for the better if you sacrifice everything you are and devote yourself to their need for change.

16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills or emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.

16. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has.

17. When writing a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal source material and bastardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst.

18. When making or watching a major feature film, you should gleefully embrace the 20 minutes of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter.

20. Vampires — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.

.

[Sarge51]

he's a vampire, you moron! blood will attract him to you!

He's not a vampire.

and hopefully I'll be dead before he gets here. :p ...Besides, he's not Jaws. lol

[RockBandRocker]

You embarrass the Children of the Fence with your Twilight Fandom!!!

Obsession is obsession. Passion is passion.

Whether it be Bella Swan's obsession with Edward Cullen or Claudio Killganon's obsession with Newo Ikkin.

[j_dub_rules]

Yeah thats what I keep reading, that these are poorly written books. I read the first 3 Potter books, they were very well done. Based of Twilight's material, I can't say I'm shocked if she's a crappy writter

[a21schizoidman]

I won't be surprised if the next generation of boys will all be homosexuals.

yeah, but they will still be Twilight fans and we'll see guys named Bella and stuff


Well, uh, no, that's not really what happens in the books.

yeah, in the books they both treat her like crap and she loves them both


what makes this even worse for me, is that books are terribly written. if these were books with good writing and quality plots,i could probably stand this. But seriously,these books read like they were written by a 7th grader.

yeah, it's the most repetitive crap ever written from an idiot point of view

[RockBandRocker]

he's a vampire, you moron! blood will attract him to you!

Edward's a "vegan" vampire.


Although I'm sure Victoria wouldn't have a problem taking a nip at him.

[Cubecubed]

Obsession is obsession. Passion is passion.

Whether it be Bella Swan's obsession with Edward Cullen or Claudio Killganon's obsession with Newo Ikkin.

How dare you compare the Two! Claudio Fights an epic sc-fi war,while edward cullen broods and has great abs. theres really no comparing the two.

[Sarge51]

Now a lady vampire sounds more tolerable. ;)

[Sarge51]

I wouldn't be surprised if a mod came in here, locked this thread, and temp. banned everyone that posted in this thread. rofl

[RockBandRocker]

How dare you compare the Two! Claudio Fights an epic sc-fi war,while edward cullen broods and has great abs. theres really no comparing the two.

Right...

And "The Writer" doesn't have fantasies about his ex-girlfriend Erica Court and dreams about loving her and killing her (sometimes at the same time).


Sure...

The two don't compare at all. :rolleyes:

[Sarge51]

Edward has abs? I thought he was a skinny, pale, unclean, freak.

[RockBandRocker]

Now a lady vampire sounds more tolerable. ;)

Victoria would probably have no problem ripping your heart from your chest.


I wouldn't be surprised if a mod came in here, locked this thread, and temp. banned everyone that posted in this thread. rofl

I'm the only one defending it. I should get a medal.

[Banky71]

I hear it made a lot of money and is therefore a good movie.

[BallisticJunkfood]

Usually, when I'm in the kitchen frying an egg, I'm thinking I could probably make a damn good one on Jacob's 'hot' chest instead :P - MLIT

*double facepalm*

[bermuddy]

Alaska, actually.

It's the time he vanished in "Twilight" for a number of months.

oh whatever. i only listen to what my GF says half the time :p

[Jglaubman]

I came up with these parody names in like 5 minutes:

The real ones are New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn.

Twilight: Let's Spoon (assuming two guys are involved)
Twilight: Lick My Nips (again two guys involved)
Twilight: Raping.... the vampire genre (couldn't come up with anything better)

[RockBandRocker]

Edward has abs? I thought he was a skinny, pale, unclean, freak.

Have you not seen "New Moon"?

Edward takes his shirt off in Italy and...what was I talking about?

[Gowienczyk]

I'm the only one defending it. I should get a medal.

Nah, we all should.

[clashcityrocker10]

Bram Stoker must be turning over in his grave.

[RockBandRocker]

oh whatever. i only listen to what my GF says half the time :p

Honestly, I think his time without Bella from "New Moon" would be a more interesting read.

Maybe that could be the 6th book?

[bermuddy]

i love vampire chicks. they never get old and you dont have to see them during the day.

[Sarge51]

*double facepalm*

Is that even possible?


Victoria would probably have no problem ripping your heart from your chest.



I'm the only one defending it. I should get a medal.

Hawt.


You go girl.


Have you not seen "New Moon"?

Edward takes his shirt off in Italy and...what was I talking about?

I could barely sit through the first movie, why would I torture my eyes for another hour and a half?

[a21schizoidman]

I'm the only one defending it. I should get a medal.

i read all the books when i was still dating my ex, because she was a fan and wanted me to, and since i was getting some, it made up for it

[j_dub_rules]

I think Twilight fans have every right to enjoy the books and movies...

And I also have right to bash them for having, in my opinion, poor taste

[BallisticJunkfood]

Is that even possible?

http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0903/double-facepalm-demotivational-poster-1238022040.jpg

[RockBandRocker]

Bram Stoker must be turning over in his grave.

Umm...

In "Dracula", the count does have an infatuation with both Lucy Westenra and Mina Harker. Granted, he kills Lucy and turns her and gets killed before he can turn Mina, but I digress.

[Cubecubed]

Right...

And "The Writer" doesn't have fantasies about his ex-girlfriend Erica Court and dreams about loving her and killing her (sometimes at the same time).
:

he also has a fantasy about killing her.....and oh yeah its an autobiographical album about how Claudio felt after his girlfriend broke up with him because he toured too much. it has nothing to do with your emo vampires,especially because Claudio absolutely HATES Twilight. when i met him my friend's girlfriend was wearing a twilight t-shirt,and claudio literally said "Ewwww" when he saw it.

[a21schizoidman]

i don't know what's worse, that there is a site that is that creepy dedicated to Twilight, or the fact that a Twilight-related thread is this active

[Sarge51]

I think Twilight fans have every right to enjoy the books and movies...

And I also have right to bash them for having, in my opinion, poor taste

If I have to get bashed for liking: viva pinata, o-zone, alanis morrisette, rick astley, corey hart, pokemon, and bonez. Then I should totally have the right to bash Twilight fans. :p

[RockBandRocker]

You go guy.

Fixed!




I could barely sit through the first movie, why would I torture my eyes for another hour and a half?

This one has werewolves and more vampire on vampire violence...

[bermuddy]

my only problem with the twilight series is that they can go out in the sun. going out in the sun is supposed to KILL vampires. that's the fundamental weakness. i dont see a downside to being a twilight vampire.

[Cubecubed]

This one has werewolves and more vampire on vampire violence...

or, and heres the fun part, he could See a GOOD movie that features those things.

[a21schizoidman]

This one has werewolves and more vampire on vampire violence...

it's the chick-flick version of Underworld with crappier writing and worse acting

[BallisticJunkfood]

Fixed!




This one has werewolves and more vampire on vampire violence...

They're not werewolves. From what I've seen they change at random times, not the full moon. That's an animagus, not a werewolf.

[Sarge51]

Fixed!




This one has werewolves and more vampire on vampire violence...

I thought you were a guy... but I was hoping I was wrong. D;

Oh wow, more sissy fights. :D and they're not werewolves.

[Banky71]

it's the chick-flick version of Underworld with crappier writing and worse acting

I have never seen any Twilight movie but I have seen Underworld and thought these movies sucked.

[RockBandRocker]

he also has a fantasy about killing her.....and oh yeah its an autobiographical album about how Claudio felt after his girlfriend broke up with him because he toured too much. it has nothing to do with your emo vampires,especially because Claudio absolutely HATES Twilight. when i met him my friend's girlfriend was wearing a twilight t-shirt,and claudio literally said "Ewwww" when he saw it.

I'm just saying that the thematic material has stuff in common. There are emotions and feelings that are present in both.


Like I said before, passion and obsession are the same (no matter what stories they are told in).

[a21schizoidman]

They're not werewolves. From what I've seen they change at random times, not the full moon. That's an animagus, not a werewolf.

true, and because the "vampires" aren't weak to sunlight, silver, garlic, crosses, and other classic vampire killing devices, they are just cannibals

great, teenage girls are falling in love with guys who stalk them, leave them, break their hearts, knock them up, and want to eat them

[a21schizoidman]

I have never seen any Twilight movie but I have seen Underworld and thought these movies sucked.

Underworld was meh, and with that in mind, it means Twilight is basically unwatchable if you have any dignity

[Sarge51]

true, and because the "vampires" aren't weak to sunlight, silver, garlic, crosses, and other classic vampire killing devices, they are just cannibals

great, teenage girls are falling in love with guys who stalk them, leave them, break their hearts, knock them up, and want to eat them

Pretty much, they don't have ANY traits of a vampire other than having sharp teeth. They're more cannibals than anything, and deserve to join Vance in "The Family".

(Kudos if you get what I am talking about.)

[Banky71]

Underworld was meh, and with that in mind, it means Twilight is basically unwatchable if you have any dignity

I have no dignity but I won't go see them any way.

[j_dub_rules]

Alanis and Corey Hart are awesome. Go Canada!

[Cubecubed]

The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan. Never have teenagers been in greater need of a jump-start. Granted some of them are more than 100 years old, but still: their charisma is by Madame Tussaud.

"The Twilight Saga: New Moon" takes the tepid achievement of "Twilight" (2008), guts it, and leaves it for undead. You know you're in trouble with a sequel when the word of mouth advises you to see the first movie twice instead. Obviously the characters all have. Long opening stretches of this film make utterly no sense unless you walk in knowing the first film, and hopefully both Stephanie Meyer novels, by heart. Edward and Bella spend murky moments glowering at each other and thinking, So, here we are again.

Bella (Kristen Stewart) is still living at home with her divorced dad (Billy Burke), a cop whose disciplinary policy involves declaring her grounded for the rest of her life and then disappearing so she can jump from cliffs, haunt menacing forests, and fly to Italy so the movie can evoke the sad final death scene from--why, hold on, it's Romeo and Juliet! The very play Edward was reciting narcissistically and contemptuously in an opening scene.

Yes, Edward (Robert Pattinson) is back in school, repeating the 12th grade for the 84th time. Bella sees him in the school parking lot, walking toward her in slow-motion, wearing one of those Edwardian Beatles jackets with a velvet collar, pregnant with his beauty. How white his skin, how red his lips. The decay of middle age may transform him into the Joker.

Edward and the other members of the Cullen vampire clan stand around a lot with glowering skulks. Long pauses interrupt longer ones. Listen up, lads! You may be immortal, but we've got a train to catch.

Edward leaves, because Bella was not meant to be with him. Although he's a vegetarian vampire, when she gets a paper cut at her birthday party one of his pals leaps on her like a shark on a tuna fish.

In his absence she's befriended by Jake (Taylor Lautner), that nice American Indian boy. "You've gotten all buff!" she tells him. Yeah, real buff, and soon he's never wearing a shirt and standing outside in the winter rain as if he were--why, nothing more than a wild animal. They don't need coats like ours, remember, because God gave them theirs.

Those not among that five percent of the movie's target audience that doesn't already know this will (spoiler) be surprised that Jake is a werewolf.

Bella: So…you're a werewolf?
Jake: Last time I checked.
Bella: "Can't you find a way to...just stop?
Jake (patiently): "It's not a lifestyle choice, Bella."

Jake is influenced, or controlled, or something, by Sam, another member of the tribe. He's like the alpha wolf. Sam and his three friends are mostly seen in long shot, shirtless in the rain, hanging around the edges of the clearing as if hoping to dash in and pick off some fresh meat.

Bella writes long letters to her absent vampire friend Alice (Ashley Greene), in which she does nothing to explain why she is helplessly attracted to these sinister, humorless and vain men. It can't be the sex. As I've already explained in my review of the first film, The Twilight Saga is an extended metaphor for teen chastity, in which the punishment for being deflowered I will leave to your imagination.

The movie includes beauteous fields filled with potted flowers apparently buried hours before by the grounds crew, and nobody not clued in on the plot. Since they know it all and we know all, sitting through this experience is like driving a tractor in low gear though a sullen sea of Brylcreem.


i agree with this review COMPLETELY.

[Sarge51]

Alanis and Corey Hart are awesome. Go Canada!

:3

I wear my sunglasses at night...

[back_blows]

Is this really worse than the Chuck Norris and Dave Grohl fads?




Yesterday, I spent several hours staring intently at my boyfriend. The bond we share is too intense for words. We can sit by each other, not saying a single word, yet saying so much at the same time. MLIT.



Yes, yes it is.

[Cubecubed]

I'm just saying that the thematic material has stuff in common. There are emotions and feelings that are present in both.


Like I said before, passion and obsession are the same (no matter what stories they are told in).

Passion and obsession can be used in good literary works/Movies/music or whatever. im not arguing with the themes, im arguing with how terrible the books and movies are.the books are terribly written,and the movies have little to no plot and are just giant abstinence parables.

[j_dub_rules]

Yes, Edward (Robert Pattinson) is back in school, repeating the 12th grade for the 84th time.

That made me laugh, I usually don't like Ebert but that was funny

[HeyRiles]

Wait, Bella turns into a vampire? DARN IT!!

Stupid website spoiling things...

[Wolfbeckett]

it's the chick-flick version of Underworld with crappier writing and worse acting

And no Kate Beckinsale which makes it worthless by default.

[Banky71]

:3

I wear my sunglasses at night...

Corey Hart 3 pac confirmed!

Sunglasses at Night
Never Surrender
A Little Love

[j_dub_rules]

Mmmm...Kate Beckinsale

[Cubecubed]

And no Kate Beckinsale which makes it worthless by default.

Kristen Stewart is no Kate Beckinsale,and i mean that in every way possible.

[a21schizoidman]

these will work well here:

http://sookiebontemps.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/sooki_demotivational_by_coleslayer.jpg?w=544&h=724

http://www.deviantart.com/download/130395844/Demotivational___twilight__by_crystalizedfox.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/15/633832629703330490-twilight.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/19/633836130236313290-twilight.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0811/twilight-cubby-demotivational-poster-1227647357.jpg

http://sookiebontemps.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/true_blood_demotivational_by_coleslayer.jpg

http://theryno85.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/twilight.jpg

[bermuddy]

i'm not a fan of twilight. i prefer true blood. much more nakedness there.

[Cubecubed]

i'm not a fan of twilight. i prefer true blood. much more nakedness there.

and i features Lizzy caplan,who is another person who is better than Kristen Stewart.

[bermuddy]

i dont know who that is, but if she was on the show she was probably naked.

[RockBandRocker]

Wait, Bella turns into a vampire? DARN IT!!



In the middle of delivering her and Edward's half human/half vampire demon spawn, it cracks her back and rips her open. Edward bites her to save her life.

[Cubecubed]

i dont know who that is, but if she was on the show she was probably naked.

the one brown haired girl,and yes,she was.

[BallisticJunkfood]

http://theryno85.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/twilight.jpg

I like this one. :D

[Gowienczyk]

Mmmm...Kate Beckinsale

+1

[j_dub_rules]

Blade didn't pay his taxes, so he's in jail. He can't save us!

[Cubecubed]

I like this one. :D

lol,blade.

i found a pic of Lizzy Caplan (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c178/GravyChips/LizzyCaplan.jpg). it took me a while to find one where she was wearing clothes,lol.

[Sarge51]

i'm not a fan of twilight. i prefer true blood. much more nakedness there.

I'm just glad Lafayette didn't die. :3

[ffwarrior47]

God i wish i never started this thread...

Reading through it and seeing all of this Toile- Twilight discussion is making me rage.

[back_blows]

lol,blade.

i found a pic of Lizzy Caplan (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c178/GravyChips/LizzyCaplan.jpg). it took me a while to find one where she was wearing clothes,lol.

I still think Kristen Stewart is cuter.

[Wolfbeckett]

lol,blade.

i found a pic of Lizzy Caplan (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c178/GravyChips/LizzyCaplan.jpg). it took me a while to find one where she was wearing clothes,lol.

Oh her, the girl who played Amy. Yeah she was awesome, the second season was definitely poorer in her absence.

[Cubecubed]

I still think Kristen Stewart is cuter.

you wont in 5 years when she doesn't have a bottom lip from biting it so much. that seriously is like her one acting thing she does.

[HeyRiles]

In the middle of delivering her and Edward's half human/half vampire demon spawn, it cracks her back and rips her open. Edward bites her to save her life.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904237

[Gowienczyk]

you wont in 5 years when she doesn't have a bottom lip from biting it so much. that seriously is like her one acting thing she does.

Hey, Stewart wasn't that bad in The Messengers.

[wolfdarkside]

- Not so much Twilight.. (6) - Your life is SO Twilight! (2)
i believe we have lost the world to the jonas brothers and twilight.

[j_dub_rules]

Vampires should kill, not love.

[Banky71]

i believe we have lost the world to the jonas brothers and twilight.

The who's and the what's?

[a21schizoidman]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904237

it's hard, but not like, hard


also, i just remembered, they wanted Edward to hook up with his "sister" originally, just to make things more disgusting

[Sarge51]

Vampires should kill, not love.

Vampires should make love... then kill.

[RockBandRocker]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904237

Like I haven't seen that! :D

I love it, because that is totally what is happening underneath it all. ;)

[a21schizoidman]

Vampires should make love... then kill.

and then make love again?

[Banky71]

Vampires should collect things from the past so they are rich in the future.

[Wolfbeckett]

So I guess there is also a new reality show now starring Steven Segal as a police deputy. I think the whole world has gone mad. I am the only sane person left.

[a21schizoidman]

Like I haven't seen that! :D

I love it, because that is totally what is happening underneath it all. ;)

eh, except the entire time Bella wanted to bang Edward and Edward was all "oh, i can't, so i'll sit in the window and watch you sleep instead"

[RockBandRocker]

Edward and Bella need Sebastian the Crab (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1912443)!

[j_dub_rules]

Vampires should also fight other vampires, or werewolves, or Godzilla, or Mothra

[RockBandRocker]

eh, except the entire time Bella wanted to bang Edward and Edward was all "oh, i can't, so i'll sit in the window and watch you sleep instead"

But then they eventually bang (multiple times) on their honeymoon and Edward rips pillows to shreds and takes chunks of the headboard out with his teeth while they are doing it. :D;)

[wolfdarkside]

bella and edward, this is for you. (http://www.20x200.com/art/images/mike_monteiro_therapist_500px_artworkimage.jpg)

[Sarge51]

Vampires should collect things from the past so they are rich in the future.

I love you. xD

[Banky71]

Vampires should give out space cookies!

[a21schizoidman]

Edward and Bella need Sebastian the Crab (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1912443)!

lol, the books would've been better if they'd had sex in the first one, or if Edward just ate her instead

[Wolfbeckett]

Vampires should make me a sammich, dammit, I'm hungry.

[wolfdarkside]

banky, you seem to take the apocalypse well.

[skyeatsairplane]

I want to crash the site... SO BAD.

[wolfdarkside]

Vampires should make me a sammich, dammit, I'm hungry.

bella and edward will get this, i tell you! (http://www.20x200.com/art/images/mike_monteiro_therapist_500px_artworkimage.jpg)

[Banky71]

banky, you seem to take the apocalypse well.

Why thank you! If Vampires gave out space cookies it is easier to take.

[a21schizoidman]

But then they eventually bang (multiple times) on their honeymoon and Edward rips pillows to shreds and takes chunks of the headboard out with his teeth while they are doing it. :D;)

yes, i know, i sadly read the books, and he bruises the **** outta her while doing it (domestic violence ftw!), and she idiotically doesn't think he could impregnate her

[Sarge51]

But then they eventually bang (multiple times) on their honeymoon and Edward rips pillows to shreds and takes chunks of the headboard out with his teeth while they are doing it. :D;)

Who writes this crap?

Vampires get much more freaky/creepy than that.

[a21schizoidman]

Who writes this crap?

Vampires get much more freaky/creepy than that.

"werewolves" are worse, because they like toddlers and babies

[Gowienczyk]

Heh.

[HeyRiles]

I love you...and to prove it, I'm going to leave you here to die in the woods while I commit suicide in Italy

[wolfdarkside]

this is getting to a point where i cant even look at the screen without saying bleh.

[Banky71]

If I were a vampire I would wear a super villian costume and do super villian things.

[a21schizoidman]

at least the vampires in Italy, like, you know, ate people

sadly they took Dakota Fanning from us and sucked her into this crap, i thought we'd finally have a good child star become a good adult actor, not now

[Sarge51]

If I were a vampire I would wear a super villian costume and do super villian things.

Can I be the hero?

[wolfdarkside]

maybe you could go kill edward and that shirtless werewolf for me, kay?

[Banky71]

Can I be the hero?

Sure but you have to ware a cape and wearing a cape is lame.

[Sarge51]

Sure but you have to ware a cape and wearing a cape is lame.

Can't I just go all Alex Mercer and kill anything that gets between me and you?

[Gowienczyk]

Sure but you have to ware a cape and wearing a cape is lame.

Watch out for planes.

[Banky71]

Can't I just go all Alex Mercer and kill anything that gets between me and you?

Sure as long as you wear a cape. Hoodies are more for assassins.

[Sarge51]

Sure as long as you wear a cape. Hoodies are more for assassins.

god dammit

[RockBandRocker]

So, am I the only one who has read all of Anne Rice's "Vampire Chronicles"?

They do a lot of weird s**t in those books.

[Wolfbeckett]

If I were a vampire I would wear a super villian costume and do super villian things.

Ooh, ooh, can I be your villain sidekick who maybe turns on you in a bid to take power for myself or maybe you throw me under the bus to save your own ass when you are about to get busted?

[wolfdarkside]

Watch out for planes.

so THAT's where your custom title came from.

[Banky71]

Ooh, ooh, can I be your villain sidekick who maybe turns on you in a bid to take power for myself or maybe you throw me under the bus to save your own ass when you are about to get busted?

Sounds cool. I think the bus thing will happen sooner than later though.

[j_dub_rules]

Twilight and 2012 should make a combined movie, that way it sucks, but at least everything gets destroyed

[wolfdarkside]

Ooh, ooh, can I be your villain sidekick who maybe turns on you in a bid to take power for myself or maybe you throw me under the bus to save your own ass when you are about to get busted?

first you need a sidekick name. needs to be a small bird, because thats what all the sidekick names are nowadays.

[Cubecubed]

at least the vampires in Italy, like, you know, ate people

sadly they took Dakota Fanning from us and sucked her into this crap, i thought we'd finally have a good child star become a good adult actor, not now

we still have Abigail Breslin,who was pretty good in Zombieland,which i loved.

[Banky71]

Twilight and 2012 should make a combined movie, that way it sucks, but at least everything gets destroyed

No mater how bad a movie is having John Cusack earns a movie one step up in the awesome factor.

Bad movie with out John Cusack = bad
Bad movie with John Cusack = a little less bad

[Banky71]

first you need a sidekick name. needs to be a small bird, because thats what all the sidekick names are nowadays.

Titmouse!!

[Gowienczyk]

John Cusack is indeed awesome.

[RockBandRocker]

Call me crazy, but if John Cusack was standing in the rain outside my window, holding a boom box over his head and blasting a Peter Gabriel song, I'd let him in.

[j_dub_rules]

But I definetly would not go into room 1408 with John Cusack. No thank you

[Gowienczyk]

I would apply for a job at his record store.

[Banky71]

See John Cusack even made Twilight thread better!!!

[RockBandRocker]

I would apply for a job at his record store.

Me too!


I would also trash Jake Ryan's house with him during the senior after-party.

[Gowienczyk]

Me too!

Like you would get the job! :p

[Banky71]

I would help him be Hitlers art dealer and dine and dash with him!

[RockBandRocker]

We just have to keep Will Wheaton away from John Cusack!

[Joey-Z]

This thread ruined my day...

I'm gonna go back to reading Explosim comics until I've washed the stench of Twilight from my brain.

[Banky71]

This thread ruined my day...

I'm gonna go back to reading Explosim comics until I've washed the stench of Twilight from my brain.

Good! Stay out of our John Cusack thread!!!

[Joey-Z]

Good! Stay out of our John Cusack thread!!!

Numer 3 of my top 5 dreaded threads of all time.

[Banky71]

Numer 3 of my top 5 dreaded threads of all time.

What are the other ones?

[Joey-Z]

What are the other ones?

/High Fidelity reference

[Gowienczyk]

/High Fidelity reference

:D

[Banky71]

/High Fidelity reference

OMG...I just failed this thread. I failed the Twilight thread. I might as well go put on a Cosby sweater. A Cosssssssby sweater!

[RockBandRocker]

John Cusack is an underrated and often times overlooked sex symbol.

[Wolfbeckett]

OMG...I just failed this thread. I failed the Twilight thread. I might as well go put on a Cosby sweater. A Cosssssssby sweater!

Your John Cusack fu is not strong.

[Banky71]

Your John Cusack fu is not strong.

But...but...I saw Roadside Prophets and Max!

[Apples]

Oh it is a sad thing to see the dignity of vampires everywhere dragged through the mud like this.

Staked through the heart, and they're to blame, they give vamps a bad name.

[Banky71]

Top five musical crimes perpetuated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go!

Sub-question: is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins, is it better to burn out or fade away?

[WingsOfSteel]

LOL (http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/view/Love/164)

[mjlambert1]

I pray this is a joke...

[Mega-Tallica]

But...but...I saw Roadside Prophets and Max!

I raise you Identity and 1408. Two of John Cusack's best films

[citric_bullets]

I like how apparently none of these instances of people's lives being "Twilight" are quite "Twilight" enough for the "Twilight" fans. Just a quick scan through a couple pages only had one post that had more "You're life is SO Twilight" than "You need to up the Twilight"

[Banky71]

I raise you Identity and 1408. Two of John Cusack's best films

I'll see and raise Being John Malkovich and One Crazy Summer. Hoops McCann trumps all!

[Joey-Z]

Oh it is a sad thing to see the dignity of vampires everywhere dragged through the mud like this.

Staked through the heart, and they're to blame, they give vamps a bad name.

I miss the silent integrity of the classics.

Nosforatu didn't go after high school girls. He didn't sparkle either.

[EricTheUnicorn]

Guitar. (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uLQKYnWY73A/Sh9Cy5-EMGI/AAAAAAAAAdc/TXcHyXJP1Zc/s400/edward-cullen-twilight-guitar.jpg)

[Gowienczyk]

I raise you Identity and 1408. Two of John Cusack's best films

High Fidelity >>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Banky71]

High Fidelity >>>>>>>>>>>>>

All other discussions are for 2nd place.

[Pwnz0r3d]

"Today I triped over my ow foot ad sprained my ankel at work. THe first thig my boss said to me as he picked me up off the marble floor and carried me to the back as I was crying my eyes out was "Damn, I guess I do have to go find you that vampire you have been lookig for"

She has a ****ing job?

With that English?

[a21schizoidman]

So, am I the only one who has read all of Anne Rice's "Vampire Chronicles"?

They do a lot of weird s**t in those books.

my dad loves Anne Rice's vampire books


we still have Abigail Breslin,who was pretty good in Zombieland,which i loved.

hell yes, plus, Emma Stone <3


John Cusack is indeed awesome.

duh


I raise you Identity and 1408. Two of John Cusack's best films

i just saw 1408 last week, amazing movie

[Rockbandfan23467]

The real Dracula (yes, Dracula really existed) isn't happy about this.

[Gowienczyk]

I'm not sure he was happy about Bram Stoker either.

[a21schizoidman]

as a person of Romanian ancestry, with Vlad the Impaler being one of my fav. people in history, i can def. say that he hates vampire movies

[CCDaDon]

Does dracula really have ANYTHING to do with how Vlad really lived?

[Mex]

In the middle of delivering her and Edward's half human/half vampire demon spawn, it cracks her back and rips her open. Edward bites her to save her life.

I can't stop laughing at this...lol...it's so ridiculous


lol,blade.

i found a pic of Lizzy Caplan (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c178/GravyChips/LizzyCaplan.jpg). it took me a while to find one where she was wearing clothes,lol.

Mmm Lizzy Caplan is awesome. Zooey Deschanel is better.


John Cusack is indeed awesome.

My god something I can agree with you on!

He's made alot of great movies, I especially liked him in Grosse Point Blank.

On topic, the Twilight thing has to die. It's basically the BrokeNCYDE of film.

[back_blows]

Does dracula really have ANYTHING to do with how Vlad really lived?

From what I've heard, Vlad used to torture his victims during his meals. A lot of blood would end up on his food, and so his thirst for blood was taken in the literal sense.

[Rockbandfan23467]

On topic, the Twilight thing has to die. It's basically the BrokeNCYDE of film.

But BrokENCYDE is a joke band, Twilight isn't.

[a21schizoidman]

But BrokENCYDE is a joke, Twilight isn't.

this is for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaeCvdZtsgo)

[Gowienczyk]

But BrokENCYDE is a joke band, Twilight isn't.

/facepalm

[Mex]

But BrokENCYDE is a joke band, Twilight isn't.

No it isn't. They're not TRYING to be bad. They just are.



this is for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaeCvdZtsgo)

Dear god man that thing around your neck is getting out of control! :eek:

[Gowienczyk]

No it isn't. They're not TRYING to be bad. They just are.

I think they are trying to be 'ironic'.

[Rockbandfan23467]

No it isn't. They're not TRYING to be bad. They just are.


BrokENCYDE or Twilight?

[a21schizoidman]

BrokENCYDE or Twilight?

don't make me post the video again

[Hungryfreak]

I'm just going to go ahead and say that that site is either a 4chan-run joke, a bunch of girls exaggerating their lives in an attempt at humor or the scariest ****ing thing on the planet.

[j_dub_rules]

I suspect for some there is an element of one upsmanship to see who can be more of a Twiloser

[a21schizoidman]

i think we can take over this thing and make it about something cool, like transsexuals