What Would You Do?

[MeleeMan]

It's 3:00am and you just woke up. You're pissed off becuase you wanted to sleep longer and you go to the kitchen to get some of that ham. You open the fridge just to find out that the ham is not there. You get even angrier and go back to bed, hungry. You finally fall asleep and when you wake up, your spouse it gone! You look everywhere and you can't find them. You finally go into the kitchen and find them dead on the floor, holding Rock Band in their hands with a note that says, "I wanted to die with the amazing thing that is Rock Band." You scream and then wake up. You look next to you and there's your spouse! You go play Rock Band becuase you have the week off and after a few songs put it down and then watch some good TV. You then go to play golf with your friends and have a fun time. You drink, play golf, and then go back to play Rock Band. Then you have to choose who plays what instrument. But they all want to play guitar!!! How do you settle who plays what?


By the way, I just made this all up.

[Rock_Starman]

I don't go to bed untill after 3 a.m. so I'd be wondering why the hell I was asleep.

[Magnus]

First, think what Jesus would do.

Later say the hell with that, wondering why I was asleep at 3 AM. (Nocturnals ftw.), and skipping to the end part. You have golf clubs, they have shins. It's a simple addition problem to see who gets to play guitar.

[MeleeMan]

What would you other guys do?

[McDreads]

I wouldn't be looking for Christmas Ham to eat in the beginning of April.

[MeleeMan]

Fixed!!!!!:D

[McDreads]

Hmm.. well, I would only get up if it's some pretty damn good ham.

[MeleeMan]

Hmm.. well, I would only get up if it's some pretty damn good ham.

It's not just good. It's great! It's honey-glazed ham that tastes like it's uber fat, but it loses you .006 pounds! Amazing, and good for you! And it is from Publix.

[McDreads]

I guess I would get up then... but isn't it all a dream?

[MeleeMan]

I guess I would get up then... but isn't it all a dream?

Is it?:eek:

[mercuryshadow09]

They can fight over who play's guitar, i'm playing drum's, and i'll fight you if you say otherwise.

[HMXDungHeaver]

I would probably go into the kitchen, curse the fact that no ham is available, grab rock band, and then kill myself in the kitchen with a note next to me saying:

"I wanted to die with the amazing thing that is Rock Band."

What a great last sentence to signify the end of your life.

[Head For METAL]

personnaly i would say yo i purchased this game therefore i play guitar (although in real life i would want to play drums more :D)

[MeleeMan]

What else would the good people of these forums do?

[justin19954]

It all matters what golf course it is.

[guitarguru2112]

Drop out of the fight for guitar and make the others have a sparring match.

[Jixzer]

Just make sure you wash your hands after the tasty ham. Grease on guitars is uncomfortable and on drums....just plain dangerous.

The more you know.....

[gosox333]

I'd have a knife fight to see who plays guitar. Last one alive wins!!!!

[Aragha]

I am glad to have the thread where the famous guitar golf clubs quote is in...

Anyways, I tell them to shut up. Everyone plays bass or drums while I sing.

[MeleeMan]

I am glad to have the thread where the famous guitar golf clubs quote is in...

Anyways, I tell them to shut up. Everyone plays bass or drums while I sing.

That's what I would do hahaha

I made this thread just as my mom was putting presents under the tree last year lol.

[rocketmanpwns]

I don't go to bed untill after 3 a.m. so I'd be wondering why the hell I was asleep.

Yeah i would be doing the same.
Also im a vegiterian so i would be like "why do i want this ham"?

[torchinthesky=rainingfire]

awake at 3 a.m.
i would crawl out my window and go to 7-11
as for my friends i would tell them that who ever runs down to school and back wearing thier mothers clothes first could play guitar or they can roll a dice
and the part about the spouse well i don't have one

[FrogKid28]

i think you mean 'Who would you do.'

[ExpertDrummer]

ummm...im a vegetarian(really) and dont have a spouse.