Wiiman95
12-29-2009, 05:27 PM
This was just copy and pasted from my Facebook page.
So in 2009, there have been loads of crappy artists out there. These are the Top 5 worst ones. The Worst of the worst.
5. THE JONAS BROTHERS
Now usually the Jonas Posers would be No. 1 on my list, but when you think about it, they actually haven't done that much this year. But either way, these guys have no talent whatsoever and need to end soon.
4. TAYLOR SWIFT
Yes. I put Taylor Swift on this list. Don't like it? Stop reading. NOW. You will be infuriated by the rest of the list. Taylor Swift is without a doubt, the worst country singer I have ever seen. 99% of the time, her songs are about, "AWWW DANG A MAN BROKE MAH HEART!!" It was ok at first, now it's gotten old.
3. MILEY CYRUS
Surprised? You shouldn't be. Unless you are some 8-12 Year old little girl who watches Disney like a Religion. She had a movie released this year(Hannah Montana Movie) and it was awful. Honestly I haven't actually seen the movie, but it's kind of obvious what the plot is. "OH NO! SOMEONE'S GONNA FIND OUT I'M HANNAH MONTANA!! OH LOOK A CUTE GUY!" Bleh. Her 2 major hits this year(The Climb, and Party in the USA) have become more then songs, they've become cultural phenomonons(I probably didn't spell that right lol) I have listened to both the songs and after each one was over, I wanted to just sew my ears shut.
2. JUSTIN BIEBER
This 15 year old teenage heart throb has become another cultural phenom. I forced my self to listen to his song One Last Lonely Girl. His voice is like a dying animal with helium and a Banshee. The fact that he can actually play an instrument saved him from being No. 1 on this list. But like all Teenage idols in the past, he'll get into some kind of controversy, he'll get into drugs or something like that, and his career will be over.
AND THE NUMBER 1 WORST ARTIST OF 2009 IS.....
1. OWL CITY
No need for any text here. Self explanitory why they're No. 1
So in 2009, there have been loads of crappy artists out there. These are the Top 5 worst ones. The Worst of the worst.
5. THE JONAS BROTHERS
Now usually the Jonas Posers would be No. 1 on my list, but when you think about it, they actually haven't done that much this year. But either way, these guys have no talent whatsoever and need to end soon.
4. TAYLOR SWIFT
Yes. I put Taylor Swift on this list. Don't like it? Stop reading. NOW. You will be infuriated by the rest of the list. Taylor Swift is without a doubt, the worst country singer I have ever seen. 99% of the time, her songs are about, "AWWW DANG A MAN BROKE MAH HEART!!" It was ok at first, now it's gotten old.
3. MILEY CYRUS
Surprised? You shouldn't be. Unless you are some 8-12 Year old little girl who watches Disney like a Religion. She had a movie released this year(Hannah Montana Movie) and it was awful. Honestly I haven't actually seen the movie, but it's kind of obvious what the plot is. "OH NO! SOMEONE'S GONNA FIND OUT I'M HANNAH MONTANA!! OH LOOK A CUTE GUY!" Bleh. Her 2 major hits this year(The Climb, and Party in the USA) have become more then songs, they've become cultural phenomonons(I probably didn't spell that right lol) I have listened to both the songs and after each one was over, I wanted to just sew my ears shut.
2. JUSTIN BIEBER
This 15 year old teenage heart throb has become another cultural phenom. I forced my self to listen to his song One Last Lonely Girl. His voice is like a dying animal with helium and a Banshee. The fact that he can actually play an instrument saved him from being No. 1 on this list. But like all Teenage idols in the past, he'll get into some kind of controversy, he'll get into drugs or something like that, and his career will be over.
AND THE NUMBER 1 WORST ARTIST OF 2009 IS.....
1. OWL CITY
No need for any text here. Self explanitory why they're No. 1
