The Official "I Have A Weird Real Name" Thread

[FCTTFAF]

Have a weird name? Post it here and if needed, your cultural descent.

My name is Sergej Jagodin (pronounced: sirgay yagodin). I was born in Russia. Raised in Lithuania and moved to America when I was 5.

[tridentgum0]

My last name is weird. In 15 years, I've heard one person pronounce it correctly on the first try. My first name is normal.

[Blackjack041277]

My name is "Marc." Why "Marc" but not "Mark" I will never really understand. My mother said because it seemed more Italian that way. Um, mom, actually, that's the French way... And why did it need to be more Italian anyway? Yeah, I'm part Italian, but no more Italian than I am Danish.

[HeyRiles]

My dad wanted to name me Sancho. My mom said no

But my last name does imply that I am the Son of God among sea-dwelling animals

[Joey-Z]

My dad wanted to name me Sancho. My mom said no

But my last name does imply that I am the Son of God among sea-dwelling animals

Aquaman?

[ThatAuthoringGroup]

Noble.

That's my name.

My parents were idiots.

[ThunderCurls]

Noble.

dammmmn

The only thing weird about mine is that I have 3 first names.

[pacifistWITHgun]

My middle name is Constantine.

It's awesome.
My lastname's also really rare, I believe there's only one other family in Toronto with it, and when you translate it from Italian it means either "insane father" or "son of the Pope". Funny how that works eh?

[Banky71]

My name is "Marc." Why "Marc" but not "Mark" I will never really understand. My mother said because it seemed more Italian that way. Um, mom, actually, that's the French way... And why did it need to be more Italian anyway? Yeah, I'm part Italian, but no more Italian than I am Danish.

One of my best friends names is Marc Cram. he's a palindrome!

[HeyRiles]

Hey just like Stanley Yelnats from Holes!

[Joey-Z]

Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.

The most badass palindrome ever.

[wreckem279]

I never meet people with my last name.

[Banky71]

I am he shall be called I am!

[FCTTFAF]

My last name is weird. In 15 years, I've heard one person pronounce it correctly on the first try. My first name is normal.

So you're telling me your name is "Normal Weird"?

[FangSing]

My first name is Rica after America.

Even though I'm Chinese.

[FCTTFAF]

My first name is Rica after America.

Even though I'm Chinese.

No stereotype joke here.

[gmarsh]

My dad wanted my first name to be "Nolan", and my middle name "Ryan."

Thankfully, it didn't result that way.

[ThatAuthoringGroup]

I never meet people with my last name.

You must have a very small family :D

[tridentgum0]

My dad wanted my first name to be "Nolan", and my middle name "Ryan."

Thankfully, it didn't result that way.

You already know that my first name is Thomas, but what if l told you my middle name was Brady?

[gmarsh]

You already know that my first name is Thomas, but what if l told you my middle name was Brady?

That would be secksy.

[n4sc4r]

Nothing really that wierd 'ere, just standard old Aaron... I do have two middle names though, but thankfully neither of them are Merle like my father (Named after Merle Haggard).

[tridentgum0]

That would be secksy.

Well, it's not. :D

My full name is Thomas Martin Chitester. The last name is pronounced Chit-es-ter. Martin was originally intended to be my first name, but I've told the story of where Thomas came from before.

[gmarsh]

Well, it's not. :D

:mad:

[schmeankman]

Well, it's not. :D

My full name is Thomas Martin Chitester. The last name is pronounced Chit-es-ter. Martin was originally intended to be my first name, but I've told the story of where Thomas came from before.
It must be an honor to be named after such an influential tank engine.

[supernova1324]

My first and last name are both fairly common.

[Wiiman95]

I have 2 midle names.Yeah. Exoctic.

There was a kid that went to my school 2 years ago named Galan Sexton(Pronounced GAYlin SEXton) Not even joking. His sister was named LESlie Sexton.

[zack10house]

I have 2 midle names.Yeah. Exoctic.

There was a kid that went to my school 2 years ago named Galan Sexton(Pronounced GAYlin SEXton) Not even joking. His sister was named LESlie Sexton.

The 12 year old in me lol'd hard

[The_Wurm]

yea my name is pretty dope

[HeyRiles]

I have 2 midle names.Yeah. Exoctic.

There was a kid that went to my school 2 years ago named Galan Sexton(Pronounced GAYlin SEXton) Not even joking. His sister was named LESlie Sexton.

Reminds me of a girl whose last name was Moorehead

[Surefire]

I love my name, it's Elias. Not very many people pronounce it right on the first try, but I just correct them and keep going.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Ammon.

Go ahead, just try to pronounce it. I dare you.

[FCTTFAF]

Ayee-mom I kan haz kookie nao?

[The_Wurm]

Ammon.

Go ahead, just try to pronounce it. I dare you.

pronounced like eamon? (Ay-min)

[tridentgum0]

Ammon.

Amarth?

[daftuprising]

My middle name is spelled wrong on my debit card and driver's license.

It's Mitchel, but it's on there Mitchell.

[Awesome_Tree]

Sasha Beau Karen. Pretty bad name for a guy.

[Mega-Tallica]

My middle name is spelled wrong on my debit card and driver's license.

It's Mitchel, but it's on there Mitchell.

That may cause you problems in the future. Especially, when you want to re-new your driver's license.Your driver's license's name should be exactly spelt like it is on your birth certificate. If your local DMV is anything like the one where I live, they're going to make a big fuss about it.

[daftuprising]

I know, I need to get it fixed, but haven't had the time or need to so far. I will do it before I re-new though, just to avoid the headache.

[minibjarke]

my name is Bjarke
it means bear WUT
I DONT KNOW ANYONE WITH MY NAME:(

[Ehfahq]

My name is Doug. Like a hole in the ground.

And im outa heeeeeeeeereeeee

[Renrock]

Ammon.

Go ahead, just try to pronounce it. I dare you.

Bob?

[RidethePiggy]

Manuchar Markoishvili

[FCTTFAF]

Manuchar Markoishvili

Is that Polish/German/Chinese/WTFnese ?

[Oscar-Rio]

Teofil

[back_blows]

Tanya

[RidethePiggy]

Is that Polish/German/Chinese/WTFnese ?

It's Georgian, as in the country, not the state.